#probably tmi

[petite-and-kind]

You know you’re doing great when your evening weight is LOWER than your morning weight 💕💕💕

#pro for me not for thee #anor3c1a #thinspø #pro for myself #tw ed but not sheeran #anorexigenic #tw ed sheeran #ed relapse #probably tmi #lax abuse

[st-just]

Many upsides to being friends with the bartender, but one of the best definitely has to be her just pouring you a taster whenever you ask what a weird liqueur/bitter in a cocktail is.

#probably tmi

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i miss the rage (being hypersexual)

#probably tmi #but it’s true #does this count as nsfw? if so..oopsie? #i don’t mean it to come off that way #just reminiscing #of the old manic hypersexual me living the main character romance book fantasy #god i miss it #bpd shitposting #actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd #bpd fp #actually borderline #bpd favorite person #bpd vent #bpd mood #bpd problems #i miss the rage

[theoutcastrogue]

A story about a wall

This wall is in my old neighbourhood, and it didn’t always look like this. When I was a kid, it was painted grey and was always covered with graffiti – not art, just words and phrases and maybe a symbol. The majority of these, I’d say about ~60%, were football-related.

[rival team fans] you are cunts

[neighbourhood] belongs to [our team]

[rival team fans] we fuck your mothers

suck our cocks [rival team fans] faggots

And so on. Another ~20% were anarchist.

free [political prisoner]

down with the state

anarchy forever

fuck the army

And so on. Another ~10% were otherwise political. The names of big and small political parties (and some MPs) showed up at election season, not scrawled with spray but painted professionally with rollers in huge letters. Sometimes a union urged people to join a strike or rally. Very very rarely a fascist graffiti would show up, but it would get defaced immediately. There were a lot more anarchists than fascists back then.

And the rest was about love and/or lust.

[name] I love you

I miss you so much

[name] when will you let me fuck you?

the ass is hell / and the cunt a well / and he who ass never tried / goes to Hades blind

And so on. Defaced graffiti was a big part of the wall. People spared no spray cans crossing out each other’s messages, and at times it all looked like the deranged scrawlings of an eldritch abomination, you couldn’t make out a single word.

And here’s a very important detail about that wall: it’s facing an elementary school.

My school, to be exact. Small children (i.e. we) would go out to the schoolyard at recess, look across the street, and see what I just described. Needless to say, a lot of adults were quite displeased with this situation. But what could they do? The mayor would send a cleaning crew once in a while, but 5 minutes after they left someone would inaugurate the freshly painted wall, and a day later it would be full again. Walls in cities be like that.

AND THEN, long after I was gone from the school, someone had a stroke of genius. They said, we’re not gonna paint the wall that awful monochrome grey again. Instead, we’ll cover it in street art. BUT, we won’t ask street artists to pitch their ideas. We will ask the children of the elementary school to come up with the designs, draw them themselves or pick them from wherever they want. We’ll hire a crew to paint what they chose. And we’ll make sure everyone knows that the children picked the street art. Which heartless bastard will spray over that?

AND IT FUCKING WORKED. The football hooligans, the anti-authoritarian rebels, the politicians’ stooges, the unionists, the lovers, the assholes: no one had the heart to spray over that. The street art went up, and stayed up. It didn’t get defaced, it didn’t get covered, it’s still there. (Not quite unblemished, there are still margins where football fans do their thing, but it’s a very small percentage of the total surface.)

yeah, that part looks like the old wall

So while the street art itself on that wall is not particularly jaw-dropping, its origin story is just crazy. I’m sure that the children weren’t given totally free rein to pick designs, and that teachers and/or the city council made the final choice. And it’s probably they who picked the theme – bicycles. All neat and proper and kid-friendly. Still, one little rascal managed to slip this past:

“Till theft give us parts”, i.e. bicycle parts, get it? (DON’T JUDGE THE PUN, IT WAS A LITTLE KID.) And it makes me so happy.

#probably tmi #trs #the city speaks #the writing on the wall #trp

[percheduphere]

Potentially TMI, but it's so funny I had to share. Keeping the description PG here.

So my partner and I had sexy times and ...

ME: ... Wow ... That was so good. That was AMAZING!

*leans in to kiss partner; gets smacked in the face*

ME: What the heck?!

PARTNER: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HIGH-FIVE!

#I-I think my partner might be a mobius #mobius #lokius #probably tmi #sexy time #personal #funny shit #life

[edenfenixblogs]

I Know

My Phone: Hey your period is gonna start this week.

My stomach: What if I made you starving then nauseated then doubled over in pain?

My brain: What if instead of focusing on anything, you didn’t focus on anything and instead wanted to sleep all the time?

My face: What if I experimented with fun new places to have embarrassing breakouts?

My hands: What if I sent false signals to your brain about how hard you’re holding on to something and making you drop everything you think you’ve got a good grip on?

My intestines: 😈😈😈

My eyeballs: LOL gonna make you cry about trees

Me @ my phone: Thank you for the reminder. How else would I have known what was in store. There have been no signs whatsoever.

#dear phone #this was sarcasm #probably tmi #but y’all #bodies amiright? #personal

[huexuri]

i want soobin to hold me by the chin and i wanna suck on his long finger and twirl my tongue around it, coating his finger in saliva as he says i'm such a good girl for taking him in my mouth like that

#hand kink go brrrr #probably tmi #xuri talks #just saying........ #soobin hard thoughts

[jbirdbirdbird]

here's all the guitars i currently use :3

in order of image and, if multiple pictured, left to right:

1. ~'98-'04 Danelectro silverburst 6/12

2. early 2000s Schecter transparent orange Diamond Series Extreme 5 (defretted) / ~'63-'66 Harmony 2burst Silhouette (signed by Gene Simmons 🤮 i bought it like that)

3. '13 Squier 3burst Vintage Modified Bass VI / '13 Squier olympic white Vintage Modified Jazzmaster

4. '15 Ibanez mint green Talman Bass (i added a D-tuner!)

5. '21 Squier burgundy mist Affinity Jazzmaster / '19 Squier aged olympic white Affinity Starcaster

6. '22 Squier lake placid blue 40th Ann Gold Edition Jazzmaster

and the freak who uses them >.<

#dreampop #emo #shoegaze #goth #noise rock #post hardcore #indie rock #music #trans music #transgirl #transgender #transfem #trans woman #trans musician #trans artist #trans #queer #queer artist #jazzmaster #bass #danelectro #schecter guitars #harmony #fender #ibanez #probably tmi #guitar #vintage guitar #don't rob me pls #gene simmons :/

[violent138]

I have made the grievous mistake for my paranoia addled brain to look up stuff about the eclipse and let me tell you I'm skipping school and a mandatory work meeting on the day of because oh my god people are accumulating like very scary lemmings for this thing and my extensive education in horror movies means I shall not be partaking in their crazy nor trusting anyone for a long time.

#Maybe the real mistake was telling everyone here #Idk #probably tmi #Personal #About me #Eclipse #Not to be one those people who needs a tinfoil straitjacket but I will not rest easy until it's proven the eclipse didn't do anything weird

[petite-and-kind]

Groceries shopping when u have an ED is so awkward, im halfway through the store with my cart still empty, taking products, looking at the cals and putting them back, then finding my safe food and buying 738291 of that

#pro for me not for thee #anor3c1a #thinspø #pro for myself #tw ed but not sheeran #anorexigenic #tw ed sheeran #ed relapse #probably tmi

[st-just]

Without hyperbole government offices that take half an hour of waiting to get anywhere and close at 4pm are are a form of oppression against the working class

#probably tmi #bitching and moaning

[softsnzstuff]

Yeah chhinkni during sex is god tier thank you so much

#personal #snzblr #sneeze kink #probably tmi #m

[the-worst-fe-player]

Yeah you might have a menstrual cycle but can you do this

*allgric to pads and tampons*

#probably tmi #menstrual cycle

[queer-geordie-nerd]

Feeling exceedingly sorry for myself - not only am I recovering from the flu, I have a raging skin infection on my breast that I’m on hella strong antibiotics for that are making me queasy, I feel like I’m in a sauna constantly and I’m missing out on going out for a family meal today because every time I stand up I get a stabbing pain in my head 🤒🤢🙃

#probably tmi

[dionysianchub]

Good morning, kinksters~

I started my morning being used like a breeding pig while being made to list all the things I'm going to stuff my greedy face with to make myself fatter today. 🥵🐽 Piggy has a long day of eating in bed and growing ahead.

My planned menu today is

Cinnamon rolls

Apple Cider Donuts

Mini Pizzas

Mac & Cheese Balls

Jack in the Box Ultimate Cheeseburger

Chocolate Shake

Very Vanilla VHC Boost

If I succeed I'll have eaten 5,775 calories - which I think is a personal best. Wish me luck! 🐷🍴

#probably tmi #calorie drive #weight gain drive #need to be fatter #fatty getting fatter #obese pig #fat piggy #gainer pig #feedee pig #gay feedee #gay gainer