#procrastibaking

[theawkwardwriter64]

Y'all wanna come Procrastibake with me?

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Me: *Types Procrastibake*

Autocorrect: Did you mean "Procrastinate"?

Me: I typed what I typed

#murdoch mysteries #julia ogden #Instagram is a gold mine for this shit #Procrastibake #Procrastibaking #Instagram

[rmhashauthor]

DEATH BY CHOCOLATE cookies

Because it's raining and I'm stuck inside, and because it's after Easter and all the chocolate is heavily discounted, I decided to bake some cookies. Soft & Chewy Triple Chocolate Fudge Cookies, to be precise. I call them Death By Chocolate because I have never been able to eat more than two without feeling like I am about to straight up die from so much sugar. They really are super fudgy and soft inside, and I specify Morena cane sugar because it's less overwhelmingly sweet than white sugar, but that's just my preference. I INSIST on using instant coffee because it punches up the earthy bitterness of the chocolate, but you can use cinnamon powder if you don't want the caffeine jitters along with your diabetic coma. Also, you COULD swap out some of the chocolate for strawberry bits or candied orange peel or even cream cheese flavored baking chips and create another version of this indulgent monstrosity that is SURE to violate at least three Geneva Convention rules. I'm just saying, if you're gonna be a bear, you might as well be a Grizzly and really wreck some shit.

**I am NOT responsible for any deaths resulting from this recipe. Do not sue me for damages because A, I don't have the money and B, you'll never take me alive.

#cookies #chocolate #dessert #sweets #baking #writeblr #writers on tumblr #writer #writers #i should be writing #procrastibaking #author #recipe

[sullustangin]

Killing the asshole at work with kindness. I’m making the fucker a cake. A damn fine historical cake pertinent to his interests.

#Personal #procrastibaking #Psychological warfare

[kimberlypost]

shortbread honeycombs dipped in dark chocolate #kitchenwitchery #cookiesofinstagram #procrastibaking #yum #maine #thewaylifeshouldbe https://www.instagram.com/p/CmaYVv9L0Gg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#kitchenwitchery #cookiesofinstagram #procrastibaking #yum #maine #thewaylifeshouldbe

[theprocrastibake]

have you heard of alador x darius and what are your thoughts on them

aladarius is such an interesting pair! i’m honestly such a fan of them both. i’m planning on making this a two part (maybe even three part) series—this will focus on what they were like at hexside before they fell out. ALSO I LITERALLY FORGOT THAT THE FINALE CAME OUT YESTERDAY-

i absolutely have to bring up the fact that they were very close during their time in hexside.

however, i'd like to think that alador and darius knew of the other even earlier on. their parents knew each other through the boiling isles social circles, coming from considerable wealth. the blight family does have a mansion and darius just oozes high-class. they're the same age, so they're forced to make conversation at parties for some semblance of entertainment.

what a surprise it is when darius walks into abominations 101, his first day at hexside, and sees alador already dozing off on his desk the corner. it's weird seeing him in uniform because he's only come to recognize the blight boy dressed to the nines. they could only hold conversation for a minute, yet he feels the need to wake him up.

"aren't you supposed to be at glandus right about now?" alador opens one of his eyes, scaring the living daylights out of darius. darius doesn't let his face betray his assumed confidence. "aren't you supposed to be asleep right about now?" "answer me first." "that was rhetorical anyways."

long story short, the deamonnes managed to get kicked off of the glandus pta. they took it as an affront to their family's name and pulled darius out. hexside seemed decent enough; it was either that or enroll in st. epiderm and be confined to high-class fraternization.

alador thinks that's absolutely hilarious, outright admitting approval of his deliquency to darius' face. darius remains appalled by the witch, even when alador “adopts” him from that point onwards.

he tells him the best shortcuts for traversing the hallways and what food to avoid in the cafeteria. they eat lunch at the very end of the long tables. darius usually pours over a book in the silence of alador people-watching through the windows.

alador loves messing around with darius during class. darius takes learning way too seriously—he needs to have some fun with it. he doodles on all of darius’ papers, usually smilies and stick figures in darius’ likeness. there isn’t a single paper without an “alador was here” scrawled onto it. alador makes funny faces when the teacher isn’t looking to get a laugh out of him. he likes seeing him smile, even if it comes with a scoff.

darius studies with alador at the blight mansion when he doesn't want to go home to his parents—nothing exciting happens back at his house. there’s not a lot of studying that happens on alador’s part, but when darius falls in love with the old weathered books in his library, he spends their time together reading.

it’s only then that darius realizes that studying by rereading passages and textbooks doesn’t click for alador. when asked, alador says that they’ve never worked. darius is curious as to why he would go back to it now, however, they try to find better study methods. darius knows that alador is smart; he just needs an outlet that’ll retain his attention.

turns out that alador is more of a doer. darius turns to to debating as a form of active recall. they’re fine with fighting over books and the true intentions of authors, but fighting over small things is much better. apple blood or ghoul ade? they’ll never truly know.

however, they stand at their very best when they are paired together. group projects become a breeze and they’ve aced every test that’s came their way. at this point, they share the title of top student.

they seem like the type to have a long and complicated secret handshake. not to publicly flaunt it, though. it’s only for their eyes to witness.

sometimes they trek out to the bonesbourough playground after school, on the swings until the street lamps light up. darius summons an abomination one time and it pushes him so hard that he goes all the way around. they burst into shambles laughing and it becomes a battle to see who can go around the most times. darius holds the top score of 3.

speaking of battles, darius is there the day that alador wins the bonesborough brawl. alador has competed in it for years, but it’s only when darius is out there supporting him that he finds the will to pour his heart out into success.

“you won!” alador is met with darius’ cheers. the music pumping in celebration of his victory seems to drown everyone else out. “you did it!” alador rolls his eyes, indulging in a hug. “couldn’t have done it without you here.” “yeah, yeah,” he smiles. darius suddenly breaks their embrace, and punches him in the chest. “what was that for?” “you could’ve gotten yourself killed! i don’t know what you were thinking.”

they’ve got their whole lives planned out already. darius and alador have vowed to join the abomination coven together when it comes time. they’ll take over the boiling isles later on. these idiotic geniuses are too much for the world to handle, so they’re sticking together for their own good.

#the owl house #toh #the owl house headcanons #toh headcanons #alador blight #darius deamonne #procrastibake toh #aladarius #dalador #toh alador #toh darius #thanks for the ask!

[jgetawaycar]

oh to be loved by yuji

In honour of the fandom's collectively adopted child's birthday. In my head, Shibuya never happened. In my head, Yuji is happy. Call me Fushiguro Megumi, because I am irrevocably in love with Itadori Yuji too.

who gives you the best hugs

who is a major ass cuddler

who will hit a spider with a slipper if you're scared of it and then secretly have a mental breakdown over it when he realises that it must've had a family

who takes you on onsen dates

who insists on helping you wash your hair and more

who breathes in the scent of your hair whenever he thinks you're asleep (on him of course)

who's procrastibakes pies so good that make you want to inhale them all in

who cooks and looks hot while doing it

who will bring you flowers out of the blue because why not

whose love language is playing bread & fred with you

who is big fucking tease

"I love you" "Say it again" "Ugh, you're fun, I guess" "You guess? Damn do you slander everyone you supposedly fall in love with?" "Nope, you get special rights" "Oh? What else can I get away with then?" "What do you want to get away with?" A cheesy grin spreads across his face and you realise you might have screwed yourself up, uh oh!

who absentmindedly caresses your thumb when your hands are intertwined

who will play dumb only to rile you up and then make up by kissing you all over

who gets away with almost everything and yes, that might have to do with how he's a little cute

who insists you match outfits on movie nights

who will go on a rant mid movie about how poor the visual effects are and then spend the next half pestering you to explain how the plot developed in the time he was ranting

who asks for consent every time he kisses you, no matter how long you are together, he will look for a sign of permission every single time

who buys you the most random of things because they reminded him of you

who is just as good a listener as he is a yapper

who puts on the slayest of bangers when he cooks/bakes with you (Livin la vida loca being one of them)

who follows the sidewalk rule religiously

#aaaa this is all i could think of #this is for you anon #feel free to imagine yourself as megumi #i did it too #kabdjbvkjdnjkv fuck you gege #fuck you so very much #give this kid the happiness he deserves #PLEASE #hes actually my child i will wrap him up in a duvet and run away with him to the mountains bye #happy birthday yuji my love #hes so my good looking boy coded #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro

[somuchtostudysolittletime]

3/6/23 // 23.27

When you have to work the weekend but you also have to study.. procrastibaking is socially acceptable because then your colleagues love you

#mine #studyblr #studyspo #notes #studying #pharmblr #pharmacy #revision #medblr #study notes #study space #food #baking #Maria does diploma

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jane: Not now honey, I’m “procrastibaking.”

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jane crocker #mod terezi #john is definitely her kid alright

[notablog42]

Stranger Things College AU HC 13

This one is a short collection of scraps of ideas I have:

Steve procrastibakes and Eddie is more than happy to help taste test. Robin somehow always ends up doing the dishes (something about the Little Red Hen)

Robin checks in on Nancy at the Student Media office over deadline weekends because you know Nancy Wheeler is the type of editor to kill herself over a deadline. Robin has to come over several times -- she somehow got building access to the office -- to bring her coffee, food, water and remind her to sleep. More than once Robin has come over with a blanket and pillow because Nance cannot be convinced to come home to sleep. Nancy loves the fact that Robin checks in on her and when her paper ends up getting an award (like, Pacemaker level type of award) she knows none of it would have happened without Robin. Robin nurturing workaholic Nancy is something that remains a constant in their relationship. Even when they're old Nancy has passion projects that she simply cannot stop working on until it's done.

Chrissy and Dustin have a surprisingly deep relationship and Dustin ends up going to her for help when he doesn’t feel like Steve and Eddie are the right people to talk to. She's helped him with everything from Steve and Eddie's first real fight to a break up to just dealing with academic stress. She keeps a mug and Dustin's favorite tea in her kitchen and when he comes over she always offers to brew him a mug.

Steve and Robin force Eddie and Nancy to watch Phantom of the Opera one night. Robin, being a band kid, has always loved musicals and Steve just loves something about Phantom of the Opera (cough... Patrick Wilson... cough). Nancy and Eddie are not as excited about the movie as Robin and Steve. Halfway through the first act Nancy and Eddie just look at each other like “???” and at one point Dustin and Max each “coincidentally” have sudden emergencies that require Eddie and Nancy respectively. Musicals were then banned from Movie Night with the exception of “Mamma Mia!” and the HIgh School Musical trilogy which is the only thing watched during Extremely Drunk Movie Night (TM)

On his 18th birthday Dustin took the test to get officiated so he can marry people and shit. He did it so he could be the one to marry Steve and Eddie at their wedding. No one knows this until Eddie proposes and it's the first thing Dustin says, even before saying "congratulations." They all cry at the altar.

Chrissy makes a birthday cake for everyone. They're the type of cakes that would be used as the example for a "Nailed It!" challenge. One year for Chrissy's birthday Eddie and Dustin try to make her a cake and the only reason it turns out edible is because Nancy finds out what the boys are up to and rushes over to rescue them. Despite the fact that it looks like shit, Chrissy cries. At first Eddie thinks it's because the cake is so ugly until she grabs Dustin in a huge bear hug.

There's an abandoned psych complex near-ish their school that's supposed to be super haunted. Max and Eddie find out about it and drag everyone there to explore as a way to celebrate Halloween. Steve is absolutely terrified, but tries to pretend like the reason he's clutching Eddie is because Eddie needs his support. They end up splitting up within the main building, wandering from room to room. Robin and Nancy both immediately claim Max as part of their group. Max thinks it's out of some misguided motherly concern for her safety and tries to shake them, but in reality they decided to go with Max so they didn't have to deal with Steve's inevitable freak out. Steve surprises everyone by being able to get through the whole excursion and screams only twice. Chrissy and Dustin end up getting bored with the whole thing and go hang out in a nearby field, where they lay and point out constellations until everyone is done exploring.

Chrissy is a zodiac bitch. She knows everyone's chart and can explain it from memory.

#number 2 is me shamelessly projecting because i am that journo major who kills herself over each and every deadline #number 7 may or may not be based off my weekend #stranger things #stranger things college au #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #steve harrington #eddie munson #dustin henderson #ronance #steddie #chrissy cunningham #max mayfield #ronance is max's moms

[divinacaptivus]

Did you ever have any "guility pleasure" hobbies? (i.e watching terrible movies/tv shows)

"There was a term used by the ancients of the Second Millennium. I believe it was called 'procrastibaking'."

#asks #answers #anon #guilty pleasure #the man loves his sweets #and he can just biomancy his body to never get fat off them

[oystertongue]

made some muffins! it's procrastibaking

#gradblr #diss blogging

[theatticmonologues]

If you didn't catch our bonus episode yet, you might not know that The Attic Monologues Discord server is now open to all fans! Come chat to us about Shakespeare, procrastibaking, corvids, and occasionally, even the show!

Click here to join!

#the attic monologues #nyx ryland #bella crow #queer podcasts #lgbtq podcasts #podcast discord #audio drama #horror podcasts #urban fantasy #podcast recommendations

[devoraqs]

for the character ask, what would the answers be for your arcana ocs?

Thanks anon!

Alexander

Sexuality Headcanon: Fabulously, immensely bisexual

Gender Headcanon: he is a cis man, but he inherited a Lot of how I see and feel my own masculinity as a trans man

A ship I have with said character: Ilyacha (Julian x Alexander), Ascha (asra x Alexander), and Portia x Alexander which doesn’t have a portmanteau yet

A BROTP I have with said character: him and Nadia are best friends who bond over science stuff

A NOTP I have with said character: mmmm I don’t think him and Muriel would be a good fit, but I don’t think it’s a notp as such. Valerius is his ex though, so maybe not him lol

A random headcanon: he is a master of the art of procrastibaking (putting something off and baking instead)

General Opinion over said character: what can I say, hes my boy and I’m very fond of him

Caspian

Sexuality Headcanon: Bisexual all the way

Gender Headcanon: they’re bigender, meaning they identify pretty much equally as a man and a woman, but there’s a degree of fluidity with being agender there too

A ship I have with said character: CasNadi, CasMuri, LuciCas, and tbh I think Portia and Caspian would be adorable too

A BROTP I have with said character: selasi and them would get on super well I think

A NOTP I have with said character: well they hate valerius a lot, so him 😂

A random headcanon: they own multiple versions of their iconic red cape, with varying materials and weights for different weather and seasons

General Opinion over said character: I’ve always loved them, they’re my oc! But especially recently I’ve been writing a bit more from their POV which has really let me into their head a bit more, which of course is making me adore them even more

#apprentice alexander #apprentice caspian

[incorrectjane-andthedragon]

Rake: Pepper?

Pepper: Not now honey, I'm *procrastibaking*

#big mood #source: tumblr #peprake #rake x pepper #pepper x rake #jatd pepper #pepper jatd #rake jatd #jatd rake #verbena salter #drake gardener

[theprocrastibake]

I’d like some headcanons for Raine with a s/o who loves to bake

i audibly gasped when i saw this ask. as someone who bakes a ton (so much that it's my url), this is right up my alley. thanks so much for suggesting!

i'm going to say this only once: please let raine stay in the kitchen and watch you while you bake.

it's hard for them to leave your side in the first place, but here? they are absolutely mesmerized by the way things are run, in awe of how you seem to glide around the room once you get into gear.

as a bard themself, raine knows this passion for craft well, so deep-rooted that it's an instinct, fervor guiding every action to add and compliment what already exists.

the kitchen is your stage; its tools are your instruments. they wouldn't dream of stopping your performance, which is exactly why you have to put things on hold for a beat.

"help me whisk, please?" "i wouldn't be getting in your way...would i?" "if you can mix your music, you can mix these dry ingredients."

raine decides that it's not worth contesting the musical and magical factuality of your statement with how eager they are to help out. on the inside, they are celebrating so hard.

several minutes later, you're wondering how exactly your partner managed to spill half the contents out of their mixing bowl.

"i think i mixed too hard." "you...could say that."

the best way to learn is to experience, and there's no other way to experience than to get hands-on. raine will be your sous-chef for the rest of eternity, whether you like it or not.

they love to study your recipes and ask questions. you realize that their restlessness stems from uncertainty as you guide their faltering hand through folding muffin batter.

so, you'll let them know all there is to know; you wash away raine's concerns with your patience, kindness, and laughter. they're so thankful to know that you're with them every step of the way.

just note that they show none of this loyalty when they take you by surprise and smear some extra flour on your nose. in other circumstances, both parties would be calling for a food fight.

however, you two have been way too invested in getting this recipe for zelnik right and cannot bear the thought of your pie-baby falling from the counter onto the floor. that happened with the malva pudding two months ago and-

"raine, i swear that was a mistake." "sure." "you will never let me live that down."

you settle for swiping some flour onto their forehead to get back at them. expect trash talk in the future when you finally declare that it's time for a bake-off. raine will not be winning as long as you’re here.

but you two don't skip out on your soft moments. when i say that raine whispers is a sucker for lazy domestic homelife mornings, i truly mean it.

if you ever start a recipe before they rise on the weekend, chances are that they'll be tucked in until it's time to bake your treats. the smell of sugar caramelizing is enough to coax raine out of bed.

"what are you making? it smells delicious." "ensaymada! could you-" "i'll get the coffee started, don't worry."

it's all tired smiles and cheeky pecks from there on out. raine will most definitely give you a hug from behind as soon as the opportunity presents itself.

if it never does? they'll literally tell you to stop facing them, turn around, and prepare for the longest minutes of your life.

don't even get me started on slow dancing. raine uses their magic to enchant their viola and the piano in the other room to play a soft symphony once the sweet bread goes into the oven.

you waltz in the middle of the kitchen, enveloped in each others arms. the whole world just seems to fade away with every step.

i sure hope your breakfast doesn't burn while you two are busy.

#the owl house #toh #raine whispers #raine whispers x reader #raine whispers headcanons #toh headcanons #the owl house headcanons #raine whispers headcanon #raine whispers fluff #toh fluff #the owl house fluff #procrastibake toh

[psychedelicwap]

“fuck you my child is fine” your child is on her fifth baking tray this hour

#procrastibaking #cottagecore #baking