#proffesor!draco

[beansmack2021]

Golden Era w/ Prompt 10

Y/N is a Gryffindor who'd managed to befriend the Slytherin boys (Mattheo, Enzo, Theodore, Draco, and Blaize). They're all in Defense Against The Dark Arts during Year 4 and Mad-Eye Moody pulls out the Boggart Closet.

"Please, don't leave me alone"

"Alright everyone," Professor Alastor Moody grunted while pushing a tall cabinet into the middle of the room, "gather around." The cabinet had a thick chain and heavy padlock holding the doors closed, but it seemed that they could barely hold back whatever was inside the cabinet.

"What do we know about Boggarts?" Hermione's hand shot up immediately. "Yes, Miss Granger?"

"A Boggart is a household spirit. It's shape-shifting non-being that can take on the shape of the observers worst fear. The first known sighting of a Boggart-" Proffesor Moody cut her off very quickly. "Thank you, Miss Granger. We don't need a history lesson today." Hermione was bright red and there were a few chuckles.

"Sir, Professor Lupin introduced us to the Boggart last year."

"I'm aware, Mr. Potter. Though his method of teaching was a bit... Riddikulus," there were laughs and groans throughout the group with that one.

"Great, this Professor will be even more moronic than the last." Y/N elbowed Draco, which earned her a scowl. Of course, Professor Moody happened to hear his snide comment and called Draco up first. Y/N wasn't really surprised to see the Boggart morph into Lucius Malfoy. Draco quickly pulled out his wand and let out a panicked "Riddikulus".

"No way in hell am I gonna be doing this today", Mattheo murmured, and of course Y/N understood why. She knew just who would appear before Mattheo, and didn't know if anyone in the class would be ready for that.

When the Boggart-Lucius's clothes changed to a frilly dress and his cane to a big lollipop, everyone was cracking up. The laughter was short-lived, however, as Professor Moody quickly pushed the Boggart back into the cupboard, locked it, and turned around furiously.

"No! If you can't manage to face your fears without using magic, then you'll never survive in yhe Wizarding World! Someone else!"

Y/N raised her hand to ask how they were supposed to face the Boggart if they couldn't use their magic, but Moody took it a different way.

"Miss L/N, thank you for volunteering."

"No, sir, I just had a-", he ignored her, waving her up to the front of the room and turning to unlock the closet again. Y/N had no choice but to face her own Boggart. She walked slowly to the front of the room, feeling the eyes following her. She tried to plant herself as Moody quickly backed away from the closet. The doors remained shut for a moment, even after the lock came off. They suddenly slammed open, eliciting several shrieks and making Y/N jump.

Though the doors were now open, nothing came out. Y/N could hear murmuring behind her, people asking why nothing was coming out, why nothing had happened. Then, she felt it.

A cold gust of wind, unintelligible whispers in her ear. There was the faintest outline of a smokey figure beside her. She turned, trying to get a glimpse at it, but it vanished before she could see it. She felt the same cold behind her and turned. She could just barely make out the face of the person the Boggart had chosen to appear as.

"Mom", Y/N breathed. She tried to reach out, but the figure backed away and vanished. She turned quickly, trying to find her, but instead saw her father. "Dad?" He, too, vanished. She tried to look to her classmates, tried to see if anyone else could see the ghostly figures, but everyone was gone.

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

Mattheo had had a feeling something would go wrong during the day since the moment he'd woken up. It was a dreadful feeling that rested in the pit of his stomach, and it only grew the closer they got to the Defense Against the Dark Arts room. Something bad was waiting for them on the other side of the door.

He could at least find some solace in the fact that the Slytherins shared that class with the fourth-years of Gryffindor. A certain someone happened to be from their rival house, but that didn't stop him and the others from befriending the kind, (Y/H/C) haired girl.

She and Mattheo met during an assignment they'd been paired for in Potions. They'd had to brew a Calming Draught, and gotten to know each other while perfecting their potion. Mattheo knew there was something special about her, and that he'd wanted to keep her around, so he introduced her to the others and she'd become a regular in his group of friends.

As soon as the bell rang, he hurried from the greenhouses and to the Defense Against the Daek Arts Room. After Professor Moody let Hermione explain what was in the locked closet, Mattheo understood exactly why he'd had a terrible feeling all day. The worst that could happen would be his father appearing before him in front of the entire class. Mattheo had to work hard to convince other students that he was more than just Voldemort's son. If he'd suddenly appeared and offered Mattheo a position beside him before the entire room, that'd all be lost.

Thankfully, Draco was called to the front of the room instead. His father appeared before him, and Mattheo turned to Y/N and mumbled out something about absolutely not going to the front. He felt his heart lift with her quiet chuckle. Class couldn't be so bad with her around.

"Riddikulus!" Lucius Malfoy was suddenly in a puffy dress, holding a comically large lollipop. The class roared with laughter, but it was cut-off by Mad-Eye's angry rambling. He called Y/N to the front of the room and told her she couldn't use her magic to ward off the Boggart. The sinking feeling returned to Mattheo's stomach, along with a searing rage. How was she supposed to defend herself?

At first, it seemed she didn't have to. The door to the closet didn't open for at least thirty seconds, and though it did with a bang, nothing came out. At least, they didn't think anything did. Not until Y/N turned rapidly in ever direction, seemingly seeing something that nobody else could. She turned to face the class, but called out as if she thought nobody else was in the room with her.

"Draco? Enzo? Mattheo?" Each time she said one of their names, she turned in another direction, like she was seeing them in another form. She was nearly unblinking, and couldn't seem to see or hear anyone who was really there. Mattheo shoved through their concerned but unhelpful classmates to the front of the room, just as Y/N sank to her knees.

He grabbed her hand, kneeling beside her, and pulled out his wand. "Riddikulus!" He still couldn't see the Boggart, but he watched Y/N's clouded eyes follow something to the closet before the doors closed themselves. Moody chained and locked the doors together.

Y/N turned to Mattheo, eyes finally clear and seeing, but full of tears. She collapsed into his arms with a sob. "Please, don't leave me alone," she whispered. Blaize, Enzo, Theo and Draco had made their way to the front of the group and Mattheo glanced at them before asking a question he wasn't sure he wanted the answer to.

"What did you see, Y/N?" She was silent for a moment. She took a shaky breath before speaking again. "Please, don't leave me alone."

#mattheo x y/n #mattheo riddle #enzo berkshire #theodore nott #draco malfoy #blaize zabini #slytherin #gryffindor #harry potter #golden era #x reader

[prttydolls]

making love at the backseat ❥︎ draco malfoy

sypnosis ➪ first stake out turns into first time sex with your boss?

warning(s) ➪ sir kink, innocence kink, spying, 5 year age gap reader is 20 and draco is 25, pet names ; kid, angel, darling .

pairing ➪ mafia!draco x fem!mafiatrainee!reader

authors note ➪ this fic is inspired by my imagined mixed with proffesor cals audio!! Also BYEEE..... I cannot physically write smut without cringing or giggling at the words dick LMFAO also pls lmk if this is bad im not that confident about this fic.

it's your first time, doing a stake out with your boss, draco malfoy not to mention he's super hot and kinda older than you but you didn't mind.

You'd never let anyone know about your adoration about your boss, plus you've heard that he's seeing astoria greengrass? She was only 3 years older than you.

You were really nervous about your first stake out with him, you were really anxious. What if you slipped up? What if you did and he'd kick you out of the mafia group? You couldn't afford that since you worked so fucking hard for a spot.

You were not messing up, definitely not. you made sure of it.

“hello l/n, good evening.” draco greeted you as you got in the car. “hello mr malfoy, good evening to you too.” you said back politely while buckling your seat belt. “right, so you do know what we're going to do?” he asked.

“yes, ofcourse. we spy the warrington and find out who is their new 'big' recruit.” you replied coolly, you sounded so confident but in the inside you were shaking. You hoped that you didn't miss anything wrong.

“atta girl, now let's go.” he chuckled darkly, whilst he drove.

Your breath hitched, damn it. You were panicking on the inside, did he really just call you atta girl? You silently clenched your thighs together you silently hoped he didn't see.

Little did you know, he did. he smirked on the inside,and was already imagining the things he'd do to you.

You were such an innocent girl, so young, so beautiful and yet already joining in violent activities at the age of 20.

He had watch you from afar, watching your every move and your every thought with ofcourse a charm. He was excited to lay his hands on you, with consent ofcourse.

you were going back and forth on your phone, going to Instagram, Facebook, messenger. Just trying to look as if your doing something on your phone, but in reality you were already making a patch onto your lacy panties.

You noticed the time was 10pm, and the GPS calculated you'd both arrive by 11:35pm at the warringtons head quarters.

you were in for a long ride.

‘you have arrived to your destination, thank you for choosing Digital Wizarding GPS.’ a robotic voice said blankly.

“looks like we're here.” draco announced, you tore your eyes off your phone and looked at your surroundings. you saw a underground entrance with a few motorcycles parked inside.

now, both of you had to just wait.

seconds, minutes passed by and no sign of the new member coming out of the underground entrance.

draco kept switching the channel on the radio, whilst you look around anxiously.

an hour or two finally passed by it was already 1:05 am , and still no sign again.

you noticed mr. malfoy gripping the steering wheel tightly his veiny hands. you couldn't help but stare. you imagined that he'd be gripping your thighs as he rammed himself onto you , moaning praises onto your ear.

“what are you staring at kid?” he smirked , a pink hue crept up onto your cheeks. “n-nothing mr. malfoy..” you giggle nervously hoping he'd buy your pathetic lie. “hm, dont act so innocent baby.” he said seductively.

“w-what?” you asked, you mentally cringed at yourself for sounding incredibly innocent. “don't pretend that you arent thinking naughty things about me the whole ride baby.” fuck how did he know.

you choked onto your saliva, “how did you-”

“legilimency darling, you aren't sneaky enough to hide your dirty thoughts about me angel.” he lets go off the steering wheel and cups your cheeks.

“look at you, so innocent yet you have dirty thoughts about your boss?”

you didn't respond to him, he brought himself closer to you and placed his lips onto yours.

god— his lips felt amazing, its abit chapped, but really soft .

you kissed back with alittle force you had left, hoping you'd win domination over him, but obviously he won and already left so many bruises onto your neck.

“fuck— your so hot.. angel wants me to take you here on m’car.” he said while rubbing himself on your neck, “sir...” you moaned. “please sir..” you begged for more.

draco couldn't take it anymore he needed to be inside you.

“go to the backseat now.” he demanded, you quickly stood up your seat while you were doing so your dress showed your wet panties to draco and he groaned at the sight of the panties.

he quickly followed you after and took of his clothes as you see stripped too.

he swore he cummed at the sight, seeing your breasts being exposed in the cold air, he kneeled down and sucked onto one of your nipples making you moan at his action, but he quickly removed himself and he looked afraid?

“are you sure you want to do this y/n?” he asked a side of draco malfoy you have never seen before was speaking to you, “yes. i want this draco.” you replied desperately while grinding your clothed core with his.

he attached his lips back onto your nipple sucking,nipping,kissing it passionately.

all could draco think of is ‘fuck the stake out.’

he quickly removed his boxers, letting you see his cock. you drooled at the sight, you knew Draco's size was big but not THAT big.

his tip was already oozing out the white sticky substance.

“im gonna fuck you okay?” he said while placing you onto his lap. “please do..sir..” his member hardened at the nickname ‘sir’.

“okay baby, lets take these pretty panties off you first.” he tore off the panties and threw it somewhere across the car. “now where were we?”

draco slowly inserts himself onto your core, and you both moaned at the feeling of being inside eachother, it was like your both puzzle pieces. you were meant to click together.

“mm.. sir your so big..” you groaned at his size, “im gonna make sure this slutty pussy is all full with my babies alright?” just the thought of him already filling you up with his juices made you wanna scream.

“please do s-sir!”

draco thrusted himself onto you, as you kissed his neck and left love bites all over.

the sound of skin slapping is all that you can hear inside the car, draco wouldn't be surprised if someone found out. both of you were being loud, very loud.

“such a slut aren't you? this was supposed to be a stake out, but here we are.” draco chuckled darkly while slapping your ass, “m’sorry sir..you just look so- so pretty...” you shamelessly bounced on his dick, “couldnt help it.”

draco just smirked at you and placed his lips with yours, tounges dancing together„ you didn't wanna remove your lips from his, so did he. but obviously you both needed air, you both panted together and went back to fucking eachother.

“angel, you look so perfect like this..” draco confessed as he moves a strand of hair outof your face, “mm..thank you sir.” you could sense that the both of you were almost at your high.

“sir c-can i cum? please?” you pleaded vigorously, “with those manners ofcourse, cum right after me a-angel.” his uneven breaths made you proud of yourself because you made him like that.

as orgasm, washed over the both of you and you felt so relieved. you lay your head onto Draco's naked chest while both of your liquids were currently staining the car seats.

“you were such a good girl for me, how are you feeling?” he asked caringly. “m'okay..”

“you arent bad as i thought kid.”

“whats that supposed to mean?”

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k since thats done im gonna go hide myself in a hole 😚

#draco malfoy #draco x reader #draco lucius malfoy #draco imagine #draco malfoy imagine #draco fanfiction #draco fic #— {🐚} her work's ! #draco #mafia au #mafia!draco #mafia!draco smut

[halloworhorecrux]

Continued..

So we've established they have a thing. This weird thing because for the last month of fourth year, there is no Harry without Draco. Only their friends understand how far beyond they have gone with this. Greg falls over Harry's broomstick in the evenings when they take naps after flying together. Blaise is sure Harry is stealing his charms homework. Hermione is getting real tired of Draco stealing her books in Gryffindor tower, and did Ron just see Draco take all the pillows from his bed.

"GIVE THEM BACK MALFOY, THEIR MINE! HARRY"

Hary does not care, he just grabs his Draco who is in a tug of war with Ron, pulling the pillow with them so he can finally sleep. Ron shouts curses at the both of them and threatens to smother the blonde.

"Try it" Harry says only it sounds like a real threat.

The Slytherins and Gryffindors are confused and are really tired of the duo who seem think that they can whatever they want. If anyone's tries to confront them, Draco starts crying and then Harry gets hex happy. Even Proffesor Dumbeldore who has tried to seperate the pair is astounded when the two just hide from him ( invisibility cloak) when he tries to speak with them. Uncle Sev just looked at the two in Potions and walked away when Draco did sad puppy eyes at him because he tried to take Harry away. Flitwick didn't care much when the two applied a sticking charm and were "forced to be sat next to each other, instead gave points for a well applied charm.

They haven't spoken about what happens in two days. When the hogwarts express is to come. Harry was named champion but there has been no official word from him.

It happens like before, Moody seems to really have it out for Draco. They are in the court yard and Draco is laughing at Weasley about something ridiculous when Moody shoots a spell at Draco knocking him away from Harry. He tries to pull Harry away from the crowd in the name of helping him from the scum. To bad Harry has just seen Draco be knocked unconscious from hitting the wall. So he snaps a little. Okay he snaps a lot. He explodes Moody flinging him in the air. How does he like to be treated like a ragdoll. Of course the teachers intervene but everyone has seen what happens when they hurt Harry's Draco.

All to say fake Moody disappears. Only someone has a map and the map never lies. So they tell Uncle Sev that Moody is still in the castle. Who was the imposter, who cares because Harry will end whoever it was when he finds out.

Harry is dreading going back to his aunts. How is he supposed to let Draco go home. He bites his nails to the quick, but Draco restores them easily. Instead, Draco just tells Harry not to worry about it. They will be fine. Draco is a liar. He has already done a million scenarios in his head and he cried with half of them.

The drive back to Private Drive is agony.

Harry is being yelled to get in the house with his trunks to be put away in his cupboard under the stairs when he knocks into someone that was standing behind him.

" Merlin, even when I'm trying to rescue you I'm the damsel"

Draco sent a letter to his mother stating he would going with his friends so he could kidnap Harry, and with Malfoy was able to get a port key to Brazil because France would be good as he is familiar with it but he isn't trying to be found. So Brazil it is.

Harry has never been so happy that Draco is a spoiled brat that doesn't listen when people say that he has to be at the Dursley's for "safety reason". Draco of course heard something about "he couldn't see Harry at his residence because of wards wouldnt allow him entry or what not" but if Harry never enters the premises then he can't be kept out.

#harry x draco #drarry #harco #fourth year

[natsusliljay04]

🐍Blame it on me💚

A Draco Malfoy x YN Potter story 💚🐍

CW: Angst, Mentions of suicide, death

You and Your Twin Brother Harry have finally got the opportunity to leave the dursleys behind after you got the invitation letters to hogwarts the school for Wizards Like you, and Hagrid came to pickyou up. While Harry hesitated a bit to answer you instantly said "I'll go with you!" To Hagrid.

when you arrived in hogwarts

A young boy caught your eye and you were looking at him with a slight smile "Who are you looking at?" He said. You encountered him with a confident "You silly. I am Y/N Potter by the way! Do you want to be friends?" The boy started laughing "Why should I Draco Malfoy be friends with a Potter?" Your smile faded away as he said those words "Oh... I- Sorry.." You turned away as you looked at your brother who was listening to Proffesor McGonagall as she explained the rules in hogwarts.

During the sorting ceremony you were a bit nervous hoping to become a Gryffindor just like your brother and as your name was called out you walked up and sit down. The sorting head started to think as it was put onto your ahead "hmm You have high potential, plenty of carriage as well i see.." It mumbled "She's a Potter just like you so she'll probably be Gryffindor." Harry's new found friend Ron said. "Hopefully.." Harry said looking at You sitting on the chair "How about.. Slytherin!" The hat said and then was taken off your head "What? A Potter here in Slytherin?" Draco didn't know anything else to do then just laugh at You "Stop it Malfoy." You said sitting down at the Slytherin table. "This can't be possible. You are a Gryffindor as well Harry!" Fred, one of

the Wesley twins, said "Well the hat wanted to put me into Slytherin as well but it didn't as I told it not to.." Ron looked at Harry a bit confused but did not know what to say.

As the Year went by you tried to become friends with Draco but he kept ignoring you and pushing you away. Still giving up was not an option. As the second Year Started you saw draco at the diagon alley as you were getting your books at Flourish and Blotts he was secretly sneaking glances at you to make sure your okay while you were reading books in the crowd. He walked down the stairs as you were about to leave. "Oh hello draco! How was your summer break?" You asked the Blond with a smile on your face. "It was great because i didn't have to see you all day." He answered in a way that hurted you a lot. "Now now Draco be nice to her." Lucius, Draco father said in a polite tone. "What ever father.." said Draco and rolled his eyes. One day during class you caught Draco looking at you and waved him in which he just looked back at the teacher "Weird.." you thought. Later Draco randomly came up to you and jokingly said "hey Y/N how are your Parents?" You looked at him silently "Ohh wait I forgot. They're dead." He laughed "Maybe you should pay them a little Visit.." If only he knew what he'd done now. You weren't seen for the rest of the Year and draco got concerned something happened. "Potter. Where is Your sister." Draco said as he walked up to Harry. "I don't know where she went she's in Your house so wait untill later maybe you'll see her in the common room." But that didn't happane. Teachers and Students have been searching for you for a while and Years went by untill 2 Years later in Year 4 the truth came out.

"Dear Students i am very sorry to say this but We have been informed that Y/N Potter has taken her life due to some for us unknown reasons." Dumbledore said a lot of students were shocked, especially draco. He got up from his table and left the great hall hurriedly running to the bathroom. "this is all my fault.. Why did I have to say this to her..." he said to himself and looked into the Mirror. "I'm an idiot.. why didn't I just confess my feelings to her..?!" He noticed Harry standing behind him in the reflection of the mirror "what did you say to her?" Draco looked down at the Sink "Potter.. I was making fun about Your parents and told her she should visit them... I-I didn't know what was riding me and If i would be able to undo it i would do it just to confess my feelings!" Harry stared at the Blond. He was outrageous and just wanted to punch then Slytherin. And thats exactly what happened, Harry, full of hatred and anger punched Draco who just wanted to.. apologies. "Why would you do Such a thing?!" Harry said before he grabbed dracos shirt and pulled him closer. "Why did you have to even take the last Family member I had away from me.." he was about to punch the Blond again but luckily for Draco, Dumbledore pulled Harry away. "I know this might be hard for you Harry but Draco will get his punishmen." Dumbledore said.

Years have passed and Draco still could not get over the death of you. He was not able to really love again cause his heart still remained to you. Every day if he had time he would go to your grave and sometimes leave some flowers there "Blame it on me i was the one who ruined it.." he said standing in front of your grave..

Hope you liked the story and as aleays i'm open for requests!

#harry potter #draco x reader #draco x reader angst

[floshav]

are you alright? pt. 3

fem! reader x draco

angst with little to no fluff for this part (sorry to the fluff lovers)

read the previous parts!! (i must admit pt 2 was poorly written..)

warnings: slight cussing, mean draco, mentions of TW blood, bruises and harm to others, bullying

stay safe with the warnings yall

this gif that won't show up as gif lol >>>>>>>

Today was game day. The day where all teens could be reckless in their confessions just because the letters to their crushes could be anonymous. The day that y/n dreaded the most. Letter day.

She woke up with a dreary nervous feeling in her gut after being escorted back to her room by draco the other night. She didnt know how the day was going to play out, now remembering the letter draco so mindlessly left on Darcy's basket.

"Oh. My. God. Girls. Do you see this? handwritten and everything! oh my gosh his hand writing is to die for. i swear i am already getting soaked just by this letter, i cannot wait for tonight!! eeeek!"

ah shit. the day just had to begin with Darcy's demonic squeeling about.... oh no. Draco's letter.

"hey freak, you see this? this is something you'll never get. EVER! i wonder how it feels to be lonely and a sad know it all.... hm i guess i'll never know! my life is literally complete now, draco is at my feet as he should." Darcy blurted while shoving the letter in y/n's face.

"It must be sad depending on boys to complete your life. i could never." y/n finally bit back with sas

"excuse me? is that how you speak to my best friend darcy?" one of darcy's minions said dumbfounded

"yea i dont really care, annoying ass mfs." y/n said while making her way out the room, not storming or running, but walking. taking her own sweet time. This drove darcy to insanity just a bit more.

"You'll regret this you stupid piece of shit! come ere'!" darcy yelled with the most annoying tone ever.

before y/n knew it, she was on the floor getting sacked by Darcy.

"what the hell! Get off me b!tch!" y/n said whilst trying to plow her way out of the mess Darcy created.

"No. this!" darcy said with a punch "is!" another punch, "what!" yet again another punch, "you get! bitch!" thank god this was the last blow Darcy pulled onto y/n's head before getting pulled away by proffesor snape.

"Darcy! what in godricks name is this terrible behaviour!" proffesor snape said with disbelief as to why one of his favourite students was punching the living shit out of y/n.

"Proffesor! it was y/n! she did it first! i swear!!" Darcy pleaded with the ugliest puppy dog eyes known to man-kind.

"y/n.... it's always something involving you isn't it? is this true?" proffesor snape inquired with sterness and anger

"what?? hell no! she threw all the blows!" y/n said with absolute astonishment as to how Darcy could be this good of a manipulator.

"No! believe me please! it was y/n! not me!"

by this time a full crowd of eager and curious students sorrounded the scene, of course attracting the attention of a certain platinum haired boy. Draco.

"y/n? y/n- is that you? oh my god it is" Draco frantically spasmed while trying to push through the crowd of adolescents which have paraded the scene by now

"proffesor snape! let me take y/n off your hands. i'll get her all cleaned up ready for detention in no time sir." draco offered with genuine eyes

"Draco! finally. where were you? please get y/n sorted out.. and have her in the potions lab in 30. no later than that." Snape said while eyeing y/n up and down like a filthy dog.

"now darcy. i shall allow you back into the dorm to collect yourself. please see yourself by the potions lab in 30." snape said remorsefully as if Darcy had been the one beaten up just a couple minutes ago.

"come ere' y/n. time to get your beaten ass cleaned up." Draco said while strongly picking her up to drag one of her arms over his shoulder

"what the hell? that man definitely has something against me! he didnt even see me lay a finger on Darcy's ugly ass and yet he's treating her like she's the hurt one?!?!?" y/n said with pure anger running through her veins while clutching onto draco's shoulder harder than before which made Draco form a sour expression

by now Draco had been dragging y/n up to the prefects bathroom for the past 10 minutes with her constant whining and breather "breaks". Her face was all bloodied and filled with bruises, all caused by that stupid Darcy.

"There. We've finally made it! Oh thank merlin, you're so heavy." Draco said while resting both his hands on his knees like an old grandpa who just did a 5 minute jog

"Excuse me? Did you just call ME heavy? Maybe you should try carrying yourself! You'd probably fall 6 feet under at how heavy YOU are." Y/n scoffed while looking the other direction only to reveal that the prefects bathroom was surely magnificent.

She admired the marble tiles that lined the floor and all the sinks and toilet stalls that were actually clean. Not to mention the obnoxiously huge pool like bathtub sat right at the middle of the bathroom tying the whole thing together.

"Don't start with me y/n, you don't want to end up getting another fatal blow to your head now do ya-" Before Draco could finish his so called insult y/n let out an audible gasp of awe at how beautiful the area they were in was.

"Oh my merlin's beard- Draco! Why haven't you introduced me to this magical place any sooner! i-i the tiles! the ginormous tub! The siren glass sat on the wall so beautifully carved!" Y/n's eyes glimmered at every word she said and Draco couldn't help but to admire her even just for a second.

"Yea, truly breathtaking." Except Draco's eyes weren't on the bathroom but... her.

"Anyway, let's get you cleaned up before snape snaps both of our asses into two." Draco said with great fear

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ TIME SKIP!!

Apart from a few scratches and bruises littered on her face, y/n was looking much better than before she got cleaned. Draco had walked her all the way to the dungeon by now, laughing and conversing whilst on the way.

Now they both stood dumb in front of snapes potions lab contemplating how they were going to enter into this suavely.

"Draco! Are you sure you can't come in with me." y/n said with pleading eyes not wanting to face her battles alone.

"No y/n. You have to learn to deal with these things independently. My gosh, what would you do without me.. Honestly." Draco now said with a thinking expression as if he just said revealed a revelation of some sort

"Shut up. I don't need you anyway. Goodbye father." Y/n joked before taking in a deep breath whilst slowly swinging the wooden door open.

"Ah... Miss y/l/n. Good to finally see you after.." Snape said while looking up at the clock that was gloomily placed at the top of his potions shelf

"40 minutes. You are late which doesn't help your case by the way." Snape hissed before turning his attention back to Darcy who sat snobbishly early and innocent next to snape.

This was going to be a long detention y/n thought to herself.

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ TIME SKIP !!

It had been 1 hour and 34 minutes exactly, as Draco worriedly checked his watch waiting for y/n to exit. He was supposed to be on prefect duties but decided to wait for his best friend instead.

Until he heard the sound of the door creak beside him.

"y/n! Finally you took like 5 hours in there. Everything alright? You talk it out with the devils?" Draco said with eagerness while walking y/n out of the dungeons.

Y/n took in a deep breath before starting.

"Lets just say, i ultimately hate Darcy 100 times more. Like cant that witch catch a break? Even in detention when i was bloody sweeping the floor and she was wiping the windows, she had to cause drama and purposely "push" a few empty potions bottles on the floor for me to sweep. Like actually she's so annoy-" Before y/n could finish her mini rant, she heard the voice of an annoying irritable rat interrupt her.

"A-Ahem. I'm right behind you, you know." Darcy said while catching up with the pair not noticing Draco at first glance.

"You know... maybe if you took care of your manners a bit more and stopped talking behind peoples backs, then bad luck wouldn't come your way." Darcy chanted before quickly noticing the platinum haired boy beside y/n who was now giving Darcy the death stare.

"Oooh! My bad- Did i interrupt your charity work Draco? I-i'm so sorry! She's the kindest angel ever just that she can be a bit coo coo at times so i understand if she's giving you troubles." Darcy faked her innocence while batting her non existent eyelashes at Draco.

"It's okay Darcy, i understand.. y/n can be a bit.... sucky at times but i agree with you. Tonight still on yea?" Draco questioned with a wink.

Sour thoughts exploded through y/n's mind as she felt the utter urge to punch Draco till he was bloodied and bruised just like she was.

"Of course! See you tonight my slytherin prince~" Darcy sang out before skipping away rhythmically

y/n and draco couldn't help but cringe at the statement made but decided to hide it with a fake thick smile

"What the fuck was that about Draco? You didn't even stand up for me!" y/n said with growing anger

"Listen, you need to learn to accept the words that Darcy says to you. Sometimes she's right is all i'm saying."

And with that final sentence, y/n felt as if her whole world was crushing down. Why was her only true friend acting this way? Was it time she realised she truly had nobody except herself? Not even Draco?

She felt as if she could cry a whole river, yet all signs of tears refused to come out at all.

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The long and awaited pt 3 is finally out... I can't thank u guys enough for liking the previous 2 ones! Honestly i don't rlly like the plot of this mini series but it's wahetaver. It'll get better with time and you gotta trust me on that lol i would definitely say this isn't my best work, lol like i had so much more in mind for the angst element of it all but the outcome was meh honestly. So please leave requests!!! i'm begging y'all at this point 🤥💀

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top my immortal quotes that not enough people are talking about:

Evony isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz she’s depressed 4 godz sake!

“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!” “Very well.” Dumbledore said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is..........................Enony Darkness Dementia Raven Way.”

“Okay you can go now, see ya cunt” said Proffesor Sinister. “Bye bitch.” I said waving.

“Oh fuck it!” Vampire shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. “What fucking dick did that!” “Sire are dads have been shot!” Draco said while we wipped some tears from his white face. “Enoby had a vision in a dreem.”

Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfitters. “STUPID GOFFS!” satan rolled his eyes “his so mean to us goffs and punks just becos we’re in slytherine and we’re not preps.” I turned around angrily. “actually i fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord.”

“Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzessed by Snap bak den.” said James. 

“Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111″ Draco shouted angrily. ‘STFU!” shooted Cornelia Fuck. “He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week and he has kancer. Now do ur work!111″

#I quote all of these all the time

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Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in. I looked at it.

“What do you c?” she asked.

“I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram.”

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Draco. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and blak Congress shoes.

“Okay you can go now, see ya cunt.” said Proffesor Sinister.

“Bye bitch.” I said waving.

I went to Draco and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so exhibited.

damn i wish i had a black cryptal ball to lock in.

#ask #my fazmortal

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HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE

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I. INTRODUCTION

The Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s stone was the first novel in the immensely popular Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. This book was published in 1997 at Britain and United States the following year. The Philosopher’s stone is all about a boy who lived with his uncaring Aunt, the older sister of his mother. J.K. Rowling was a huge fan of a fantasy. She was motivated to write fantasy series because her childhood had a Vivid Memories of this kind of story. She also wants children to read her books by capturing what kid’s interest.

II. SUMMARY

There was a ten-year-old boy named Harry Potter who was an orphan and live in London with his Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon and his spoiled cousin Dudley Dursley. His Cousin always bully Harry Potter and they made him their errand boy. One day when Harry Potter is preparing a meal, he suddenly received a letter addressed to him. Before he can open the letter, her Uncle takes it and read it first. He crumbled the paper and throw it so Harry can’t see what is written in the letter. Letters for Harry subsequently arrive each day, Vernon tears them but Harry got the letter and read everything that is written in the letter. The Dursley attempt to escape the missives together with Harry. They go to miserable shack on a small Island. When Harry turns 11, a giant named Hagrid arrives and reveal that Harry is a wizard. Harry was accepted at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizard. Hagrid tells him that his parents was also a Wizard and Witch before. The School has a Four houses, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin. Harry ends up in Gryffindor and became friends with Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger whose also a Gryffindor. Harry also finds that he has an enemy in Draco Malfoy, a Slytherin. Harry and Draco are both great riding a broomstick, the two of them got into the Quidditch team. Gryffindor wins because of Harry. One night, Draco Malfoy trick Harry, Hermione and Ron to leave their room. While the three are trying not to get caught, they found out that Lord Voldemort are the one who kills Harry’s parents, Lily Potter and James Potter. Voldemort killing unicorns and drink its blood, they found out that it is his way to achieve immortality. The trio believes that Proffesor Snape was the one who’s helping Lord Voldemort. When the trio got into the room where the Philosopher’s stone is hidden, they saw Proffesor Quirrell. When Quirrell unwraps his turban, Itrevealed Lord Voldemort’s face on the back of Quirrell’shead. Voldemort explained that he has been sharing the Proffesor body until hecan get the Stone and became fully alive again. Harry and Proffesor/Voldemort fight for the Stone, until Harry passed out. When he awakes, he found himself in the infirmary. Hermione and Ron tell him that Proffesor Dumbledore saved Harry and the Stone is destroyed, but Voldemort escaped.

III. ANALYSIS 

1 really like how brave Harry Potter is, he fought Voldemortknowing that he is the one who kills his Parents. I also like the Friendship he had with Weasley and Granger, until the very end of the story, they stay at Harry’s back. What I hate about it is when Professor Quirrell unwraped his turban. It was the time when Lord Voldemort reveals that he is still alive in someone's body. I hate how Proffesor Quirrell manipulateeveryone inside the School and pretended that he is a good person.

IV. CONCLUSION

The lesson that I’ve learned about this Story is to observe every people you've interact with. Some people are two faced person, they playing as an innocent to look good but deep inside they’re really a monster. If you just appreciate and read the whole story, you will realized how lucky Harry to have his Friends, Ron and Hermione. Those kind of Friendship is really hard to find nowadays.

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I just finished my fanfic. Enjoy chapters 23-44.

Chapter 23.

AN: dhut da fok up biches!1 ur jus jelos koz I gut 10000 reviowz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help n telin me bout da boox gurlu rok letz go shopin 2getha!

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The door opened and Proffesor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudge stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledum and Rumbridge sawed us.

“MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!” Rumbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore blared at her.

“Oops she made a mistake!” he corrupted her. “She means hi everybody cum in!”

Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Draco and opposite B’loody Mary. Crab and Goyle started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo. I eight some Count Chocula and drank som blood from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was………Vampire! He and Draco were shooting at eachother.

“Vampire, Draco WTF?” I asked.

“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”

“No I do!” shouted.

“No she doesn’t fucking like u, you son of a bitch!” yelled Draco.

“No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!” shouted Vampire. And then……………… he jumped on Draco! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other.

Dumbldore yelled at them but they didn’t stop. All of a sudden…… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Britney that fucking prep started to cry. Vampire and Draco stopped fighting….I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent………………….Volzemort!

“Eboby…..Ebony…….” Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice. “Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!”

“Plz don’t make me kill him plz!” I begged.

“No!” he laughed crudely. “Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!” Then he flew away cackling.

I bust into tears. Draco and Vampire came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldremot coming to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way.

“No!” I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.

“Ebony Ebony aure you alright?” asked Draco in a worried voice.

“Yeah yeah.” I said sadly as I got up.

“Everyfing’s all right Enoby.” said Vampire all sensetive.

“No its not!” I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. “OMFG what if I’m getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!”

“Its ok gurl.” said B’loody Mary. “Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister about what the visions mean though.”

“Ok bich.” I said sadly and den we went.

Chapter 24.

AN: prepz stup flaming da story ur jus jelous so fuk u ok go 2 hel!11 raven fagz 4 di help!

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Well we had Deviation next so I got to ask Proffessor Trevolry about the visions.

“Konnichiwa everybody come in.” said Proffesor Sinister in Japanese. She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She’s da coolest fucking teacher ever. She had long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a vampire. She’s also haf Japanese so she speaks it and everyfing. she n b’loody mry get along grate) She’s really young for a teacher. 2day she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the Strong. I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it.

“What is it Ebony?” she asked. “Hey I love ur nail polish where’d u get it, Hot Topik?”

“Yeah.” I answered. All the preps who didn’t know what HT was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. “Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?”

“Ho about now?” she asked.

“OK.” I said.

“OK class fucking dismissed every1.” Proffesor Trevolry said and she let every1 go. “Except for you Britney.” she pointed at Britney and sum other preps. “Please do exorcize (geddit) 1 on page 3.”

“OK I’m having lotz of visions.” I said in a worried voice. I’m so worried is Draco gong 2 die.

Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in. I looked at it.

“What do you c?” she asked.

“I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram.”

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Draco. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and blak Congress shoes.

“Okay you can go now, see ya cunt.” said Proffesor Sinister.

“Bye bitch.” I said waving.

I went to Draco and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so exhibited.

Chapter 25.

AN: stop flaming ok if u dnot den il tel Justin 2 bet u up!1111 n il tel al da nredz 2 put vrtuz in ur computer!11111111111 FUK UU!1 raven fangz for de help!1

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I was so excited. I fellowed Draco wandering if we where going 2 do it again. We went outside and then we went into Draco’s black car.

“Ebony what the fuck did Profesor Trevolry say.” whispered Draco potting his gothic whit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine.

“She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow.” I grumbled in a sexy voice. He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. He started to fly the car into a tree. We went to the top of it. Draco put on some MCR.

“And all the things that you never ever told me And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me.” sang Gerard’s sexy voice. We started tiling of each other’s cloves fevently. He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar. I took of his black boxers. Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.

“OMFG Draco Draco!” I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly………… I fell asleep. I started having a dream. In it a black guy was shooting two goffik men with long black hair.

“No! Please don’t fucking kill us!1” they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. He ran away in a red car.

“No! Oh my fucking god!11” I shouted in a scared voice.

“Ebony what’s wrong?” Draco asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes.

I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face. I told Draco to call Vampire. He did it with his blak Likin Park mobile. Butt the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where……………………… Lucian and Serious!111

Chapter 26.

AN: PREPZ STUP FLAMING SDA STRY OK!1 if u dnot lik da story den go fok urself u fokeng prep! U SUK!111 oh y and I wuznt beng rasist ok!11

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A few mutates later Vampire came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Chralotte t-shirt.

“Hi Vampire.” I said flirtily as I started to sob. Draco hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.

“Oh fuck it!” Vampire shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. “What fucking dick did that!”

“I don’t know.” I said. “Now come on we have 2 tell Dumbledor.”

We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office.

“Sire are dads have been shot!” Draco said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. “Enoby had a vision in a dreem.”

Dubleodre started to cockle. “Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony’s not divisional?”

I glared at Dumbledore.

“Look motherfucker.” he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter). “U know very well that I’m not decisional. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!”

“Okay.” he said in a intimated voice. “Were are they?”

I fought about it. Then all of a sudden….. “Longdon.” I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Draco, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Draco to wait in the nurses office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room. We looked at each other’s gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Serious and Lucian came in on stretchers……………………….and Proffesor Sinister was behind them!1

Chapter 27. vampirz wil never hurt u

AN: u no wut!111 I dnot giv a fok wut u prepz fink abot me!1111 so stup flaming da foking story bichez!1111 fangz 2 raven 4 ur luv n sport n help i luv u gurl soz i kodnt update lol I wuz rly deprezzd n I silt muh rists I had 2 go 2 da hospital rraven u rok gurl!11111111111111111111

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Every1 in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them. Drako, Lucian, Serious bond Vampire all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine.

“Cum on Enoby.” said Proffesor Sinatra. She was wearing a gothic blak leader dress with a corset top and real vampir blood on it and fuking black platinum boots. “I have to tell you the fucking perdition.”

I locked at Lucian, Serifs, Drake and Vampire. They nodded.

I smelled happily and went into a dark room. I had changed Profesor Sinister took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crucible ball. She said……………………… “Tara, I see drak times are near.” She said badly. She peered into da balls. “You see, you must go back in time.” She took out a Time-Toner like B’loody Mary had. “When Voldemint was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. Now do you fink he would still become Volxemort if he was in love?” I shook my head. “U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it.”

“Okay.” I said sadly. We did dethz tuch sin. I went outside again sadly.

“What fucking happened?” asked Draco and Vampire.

“Yeah what happened?” asked Darkness, Willow and Boldy Mary?

I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating Lucian and Sirius being fond. Everyone was proud of me butt I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Draco. They were cheesing my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Dumblydore. A banner was put up. Lotz of fucking prepz were there oviously tring 2 be b goffik wering the HIM sign on their handz- depite them not having akshelly heard of him. Even Mr. Noris looked happy. A blak and red cake had been brought out. Crabbe and Goyke set up some fireworx in the shape of skulls from Wesley’s Whizard Wises.

I put on my Invisibility coke with Vampire and Draco and we sneaked outside 2gether.

Chapter 28.

AN: I sed stop gflmaing da story it wuz a miskat wen profsor relory sed dat ok!11111111 GO 2 FOKENG HELL!1111 U SUK! fangz 2 fily 4 da help!1! raven hav fun wif kiwi!1111111

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We went in2 a blak room. The wallz were blak with portraits of gothic bands lik MCR, GC and Marlin Mason all over them. A big black coffin was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem. I wuz wearing a blak corset bar wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong underneath.

I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. So did Drako and Vampire.

“Are you okay?” Vampir asked potting his albastard hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it.

“Yah I guess.” I said sadly. Drako also pot his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. “The problem is……………………….I have to seduce Volxemort. Ill have 2 go bak in time”

Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him.

“Itz okay Eboby.” he said finally. “But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?”

“Of coarse not!” I gasped.

“Really?” he asked.

“Sure.” I said.

We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly.

Then………… I took off Draco’s MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).

I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.

We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.

“I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u.” he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly………………………….

“WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!”

It was………………………….Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111

Chapter 29.

AN: sot das fok up!11 ur jus jelouz koz ur prepz so fok u!1111 raven u rok gurl fangz 4 da help MCR ROX 666!111111111111

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“Oh my satan!1” we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Snap and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us angrily.

“CUM NOW!1!” Preacher McGongel yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.

“Hey what the fuck!111” Vampire shooted angrily.

“Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?” Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. “Look, Dumblehor noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango’s. So give back da camera!1111”

Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop laughed meanly.

“Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!” yelled Proffesor McGoggle. She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol tom felnot rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111).

I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1). Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.

And then……………….. he and Snoop both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.

“Crosio!” I shouted. Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said “OK Serverus I’m going 2 go now.” She left. Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.

“It’s ok Enoby.” said Draco. “Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Snake.”

Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111

Chapter 30.

AN: stop flaming da story ok u dnot no wutz even gona happen ok!1111 so FUL U!111 if u flam u wil be a prep so al flamerz kan kiss muh ass!111 soz 4 soz 4 sayin alzhimers is dongerous but datz da mysteries opinin koz sosiety basically sux. fangz 2 raven u rok bich!111

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“No!11” we screamed sadly. Snap stated loafing meanly. He took out a kamera anvilly. Then…………………… he came tords Darko!1! He took sum stones out of his poket. He put da stones around Draco and nit a candle.

“What the fuck r u doing!” I shooted arngrily. Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!

He waved his wand and a nife came. He gave da knife 2 me.

“U must stab Vrompire.” he said to me. “If u don’t then I’ll rap Draco!1”

“No you fucking bastrad!1” I yielded.

But den Draco looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a satanist) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard. But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair. I thought of da time when we screwed and the time I did it with Draco and Dumblydore came and the tame where Draco almost commited suicide and Vampire wuz so sportive.

Snipe laughed angrily. He started to prey to Volxemort. He started to do an incapacitation dancing around the stokes whipping Draco and Vampire. Suddenly an idea I had. I clozd my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Drako and Vampire so they would destruct Snape.

“Dumbeldork will get u!” Draco shooted.

“Yah just wait ubtil da Mystery find out!11” Vampire yelled. Meanwhile I took out my wand.

“You ridiculus dondderhed!111” Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico’s clothes. Just as he was about to rape him…………………….

“Crosio!” I shited pointing my wound. Snoop scremed and started running around da room screming. Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Serious. I stopped doing crucio.

“You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-” shooted Snape but suddenly Serverus came.

Snake put the whip behind his bak. “Oh hello Sev I wuz just teaching them sumthing.” he lied. But suddenly Lusian and Profesor Trevolry came in2 da room and they and Serious unlocked the chains and put dem around Snap. Then Profesor Trevolry said ‘Come on Ebony let’s go.”

Chapter 31.

AN: I sed shut da fok up u quiephs!111 stop kalin ebony a mary su ok u dnot even no wutz gong 2 happen ok so fuk u!1111 fangz 2 muh bff raven 4 di help!1111

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“I always knew u were on Voldemort’s side, you sun of a bitca (bufy rox!111).” Serious said 2 Snape.

“No I’m not I was teaching them somefing!1” Snap clamed.

“Oh fucking yeah?” I took some blak Volremortserum out of my poket and gave it to Serverus. He made Snap dirnk it. He did arngrily. Then Luscious took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snap. Then Proffesor Sinister and Lucian made us get out wif them while Snape told his secretes. Lucian took Vampure and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a millon times. Profesor Trevolry took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to sedouce Volxemort. Moving posters of MCR and Nrivana were all over. Hermoine, Darkness and Willow came too. B’loody Mary gave me a blak bag from Tom Rid’s store.

“Whatz in da bag?” I asked Profesor Trevolry.

“U will c.” she said. I opened thee bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic dress. It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick.

“You look fucking kawaii, bitch.” B’loody Mary said.

“Fangs.” I said.

“Ok now you’re going to go back in tim.” said Proffesor Sinister. “U will have to do it in a few sessionz.” She gave me a blak gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in Redisnet Evill. Then she gave me a black time-tuner. “After an hour use da time torner to go back here.” Proffesor Trevolry said. Then she and B’loody Mary put a Pensive in front of me. Every1 went in front of it.

“Good luk!1” Everryone shooted. Darkess and Willow gave me deth’s touch sin. Then……….. I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive.

Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111

Chapter 32.

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“Hi.” I said flirtily. “Im Enoby Way da new student.” I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.

“Da name’s Tom.” he said. “But u kan call me Satan. Datz ma middle nam”

We shok hands. “Well come on we have 2 go upstairs.” Satan said. I followed him. “Hey Satan……..do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day?” (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den) I asked.

“Oh my fuking god, how did u know?” Satan gasped. “actually I like gc a lot too.”(geddit coz gc did that song I just wanna live that’s ounded really 80s)

“omg me too!” I replied happily.

“guess what they have a concert in hogsment.” satan whispered.

“hogsment?” I asked.

“yeah that’s what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000.” he told me all sekrtivly. “and theres a really cool shop called Hot-“

‘topic!” I finshed, happy again.

He froned confusedly. “noo its called Hot Ishoo.” He smiled skrtvli again. “then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic.” he moaned.

“ohh.” now everything was making sense for me. “so is dumblydor your princepill?” I shouted.

“uh-huh.” he looked at his black nails. “im in slitherin’”

“OMfG SHME TOO!” I SHRIEDKED.

“u go to this skull?”(geddit cos im goffik) he asked.

“yah that’s why im here im NEW.” I SMELLED HAPPili.

Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. “STUPID GOFFS!”

satan rolled his eyes. “his so mean to us goffs and punks just becose we’re in slytherine and we’re not preps.”

I turned around angrily. “actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord.”

“wtf?” he asked angrily.

“oh nuffin.” I said sweetly.

then suddenlyn………………. the floor opened. “OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. everyone looked At ME weirdly.”

“hey where r u goin?” satan asked as I fell.

I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pensive in professor trevolry’s classroom. dumblydum wuz dere. “dumblydore I think I just met u.” I said.

“oh yeah I rememba that.” dumblydor said, trying to be all goffik.

sinister came in. “hey dis is my classroom wait wtf enoby what da hell r u doing?”

:”um.” I looked at her.

“oh yeaH I forgot bout that.”

“wth how?” I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. but shes a goff so its ok.

professor sinster looked sad. “um I was drinking voldemortserum.” she started to cry black tears of depression. dumblydum didn’t know about them.

“hey r u crying tears of blood?” he asked curiously, tuching a tear.

“fuck off!” we both said and dumblydum took his hand away.

professor sinster started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. “omfg enoby…I think im addicted to Voldemortserum.”

AN: SEE U FOKKING PREPZ GO FOK URSELXXZ DATZ SERUS ISSUZ 2O GO 2 HELL!1111112

Chapter 33.

AN: I sed shut up itz nut my folt ok if u don’t lik da story den ur a prep so fuk u flamerz!1111 ps im nut updating ubtil u giv me fiv god reviewz nd diz tim I men it!111111 U SUK!1111 fangz raven 4 di help il promiz to help u wif ur story lolz1

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“Oh my fuking god!1” I shooted sadly. “Shud we get u 2 St Manga’s, bitch?”

“Hel no!” she said. “Lizzen Egogy, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Tom Andorson 4 sum help?”

“Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. Draco was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshit which wuz his panamas.

“Hey Sexxy.” I said.

“How’d it go Enoby?” he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Gerard Way when hes talking.

“Fine.” I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.

“How far did u go wif Satan?” Drako asked jealously.

“Not 2 far, lol.” I borked.

“Will you hav to do it with him?” Draco asked angstily.

“I hop not 2 far!111” I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.

“What happened 2 Snipe?” I growled.

“U will see.” Draco giggled mistressly. He opened a door……………Snap nd Lumpkin werz there!11 Serious waz pokering dem by staging dem wif a blak nife.

“NOOOO PLZ!1111” Lumpkin bagged as Serious started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Snap trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz). We took sum of Snipe’s blod den Drako and I went bak 2 our roomz. We sat on my goffik blak coffin. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in Undreworld. (if u haven’t herd of it den FUK U!111) . I put on some blak platform high heelz. Darko put on ‘desolition liverz’ by MCR. Den………………………………………….we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez. I tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak, lolz. We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge. He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy.

“Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1111” I screemed passively as he got an eructation.

“I luv u TaEbory.” he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol.

Chapter 34.

AN: SHOT DA FOK UP PREPZ!1111 hav u even red de story!11 u r proly al just prepz nd posrs so FUK U!111 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1

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I wook up in da coffin de next day. Draco waz gone. I got up and put on a blak tight sexah drsss that was all ripped at da end. There wuz red korset stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knees. There wuz a slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth. I pot on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots. Suddenly…………………. Sorious cocked on da door. I hopened it.

“Hi Ibony.” he said. “Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Profesor Sinistor’s office.”

“Ok.” I said in a deprezzd voice. I had wanted to fuk Draco or maybe lessen to MCR or Evonezcence. I came anyway.

“So what the fuck happened 2 Snipe and Loopin?” I asked Sorious flirtily.

“I fucking tortured them.” he answered in a statistic way. “They r in Abkhazian now, lol.”

I laughed evilly.

“Where r Draco and Vampira?” I muttered.

“Dey are xcused form skool 2day.” Sodomize moaned sexily. “Rite now they are watching Da Nigtmare b4 Xmas.”

We went into da office. Proffesor Sinister was there. She was wearing a goffik blak dress that was all ripped all over it kinda lik da one Amy Lee wears in this pic

( http/ She wuz drinking some Volximortserum.

She took out da Pensiv and the time-torner.

“Enoby, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited.” she said sadly. “Good luck. Fangz!”

And then……….I jumped into the Prinsive again. Suddenly I looked around……………I was in da Grate Hall eating Count Chorcula. It was mourning. I was sitting next to Satan. On a table was a tall gottik man wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes wering a suit and blak Cronvrese shoes. He looked just like Charlyn Manson. I noticed……he was drinking a portent.

“Whose he!11” I asked.

“Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn.” Satan said. “He’s da Portents teacher…………..Ebony?”

“Yah?” I asked.

“Did u know dat Marylin Mason is playing in Hogsemade tonight? And they r showing The Exercise at da movies b4 dat.”

“Yah?”

“Well…...want 2 go 2 da contort and da movie wif me?”

Chapter 35. gost of u

AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea!1 u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius!1 fangz.

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I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Satan. Suddenly I gasped………………..Draco wuz there!111

I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner.

“Draco what da fuk r u dong!111111” I gosped.

“Huh?” he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn’t Draco. It was Lucan!1 He stil had two arms.

“Oh hi Lucian!1” I sed. “Im Ebony the new student lol we shook handz.”

“Yah Satan told me abot you.” Lusian said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting. It wuz Serious, Vampire’s dad and………………Snap! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts. “Lizzen I’m in a goth band wif those guys.” he said. “Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up.

“ORLY.” I ESKED.

“Yeah.” he said. “Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus plays da drums” he said ponting to him. “Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring.”

“Hey bastards.” I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin. Suddenly I gasped again. “But don’t u have a lead singer!” I asked. Lucian looked dawn sadly.

“We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists.”

“Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1” I gasped.

“Its okay but we need a new led snigger.” Samaro said.

“Wel………..I said Im in a bnad myself.”

“Rilly?” asked Snap. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111

“Yeah were called Blody Gothik Rose 666. Do u wanna hr me sing?”

Yeah said everyone. So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11) Gurn Day.

“I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz.” I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped.

“Enopby? Will u join da band? Plz!1” begged Lucian, Samoro, Serious and Snap.

“Um…….ok.” I shrugged. “Are we gong to play tonight?”

“Yah.” they said.

“Ok.” I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1 He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans.

“What da hell r u dong here!11” I asked.

“I wil help u go frowad in tim Enoby.” he said siriusly Den……….he took out a blak tim machine. I went in2 it and……………………..sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111

Chapter 36.

AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111 ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1 o ya nd fangz 2 raven 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111

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I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. B’lody Mary, Socrates and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to.

“OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111”

“Yah I no.” Serious said sadly.

“Oh hey there bitch.” Profesor Trevolry said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom.

Hi fuker.” I said. “Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I’m playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too.”

“Oh my satan!1” (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) gasped B’lody Mary. “Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?”

“OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11” said Profesor Trevolry.

“I can’t fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first.” said Willow.

“Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also………….sum luv potion 4 Enoby.” Darko said resultantly.

“Well we have potions klass now.” Willow said so let’s go.

We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn’t there. Instead there was…………………………………………Cornelio Fuck!11111

“Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111” Draco shouted angrily.

“STFU!1” shooted Cornelia Fuck. “He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. “Now do ur work!111”

My friendz and I talked arngrily.

“Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik!1” Vampire asked surprisedly.

“DATZ IT!11” CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. “IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111”

He stomped out angrily.

Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard.

“WTF is he doing?” I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Suddenly……………“HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11” he shooted.

I looked around…………….Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.

“God u r such a posr!1” I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was………………Amnesia Portion!111

Chapter 37.

AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11

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DARKO’S PONT OF VIEW LOL

Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor.

“Oh mi fucking satan!11” Enoby said. She wuz so hot. “Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1”

“But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata,” said Vampire. “Why would u need it?”

“To make everyfing go faster lol.” said Enoby.

“But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?” I asked jelosly.

“OMFG u guyz r so scary!11” said Britney, a fucking prep.

“Shut the fuk up!1” said Willow.

“Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry’s room.”

Draco, Ebory and I went to Profesor Siniater’s room. But Profesor Sinister wasn’t there. Instead Tom Rid was.

Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.

I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said ‘666’ on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.

“OMG fangz!” I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.

“OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?” asked Draco. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.

“Oh my fuking satan!1” I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.

“OMFG!111” I shoted arngrily. “How could they do that!11”

Suddenly Dumblydore came.

“WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1” he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly’s blak tim machine!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Draco and Vampire. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was……………Profesor Slutborn’s efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz……..Profesor Slutgorn!11

OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don’t kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.

“Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class.” you said finally hoping he couldn’t c da potion in ur pocket.

“Oh ok u can go now.” said Profesor Slutborn.

You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.

“Oh hi you guys.” I said seductively. “Wheres Satan?”

“Oh he’s cumming.” said Serious. “BTW u can kall me Hades now.” Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.

“Ok I will see you guyz at da concert.” I said and then I went with Satan.

Chapter 38.

AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111

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Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco’s car. I went in it seduktivly. Stan started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan), kuttting, musik and being goffik.

“Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11” Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)

“Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena.” I said in a flirty voice. “……….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?”

“Well………………” he thought. “I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod.”

Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists.

While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan’s gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.

“OMG!111” Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. “Enoby gess what?”

I new that the amnesia had worked.

“Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work.” He said. “2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u.”

“Kul.” I raised my eye suggestingly. And den………. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched.

“Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111” shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.

“Fuk u!11” I said. Suddenly…………………. I attaked her suking all her blood.

“Noooooo!11” she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside.

“Zomg how did u do that?” Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice.

“I’m a vampire.” I said as we went into the car.

“Siriusly?” he gasped.

“Yah siriusly.” I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.

“Itz too bad we didn’t get 2 c da rest of the movie, don’t u fink?”

“Yah.” I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.

“Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111” screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.

“I wood like to peasant……………..XBlakXTearX!11” he said. I ran onstage. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.

“Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111” I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. “I’M NUT OKAY!1” I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.

“OMFG!1” yielded James. “Wut the fuck?”

“Woops im sory!” said Lucian.

“You fuking ashhole!1” James shouted angrily.

“U guys are such prepz!11” Snap said. “Cum on it wuz a mistake!1”

“Yah itz not his fault!11” said Serious.

“No he ruined the fucking song!1” yelled Samaro.

“U guys stop!11” I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.

“OMFG no!11” shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm.

And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

“No!111” yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.

Chapter 39. I Am A Trolling Genious, lolz

Disclaimer: I do not own the HP series and I am not the real XXXbloodyrists666XXX.

AN// I am an extremely immature pathetic idiot girl, I know. Out of boredom, I crack this girl's passy for fun (and it took less than 8 minutes to do it too) and will probably get in a shitload of trouble. Which I probably deserve 'cause I'm being a troll right now. Meh.

And I present to you MY crappy part in this story. (And take note I haven't even finished reading this fic yet, but instead skip over to skim chapter 38.) Flame, laugh, do whatever you want "preps."

I, the American retail wearing british vampire Sue, coughed up blood.

Satan kneeled down beside me.

"Noooooooooooooooo! Don't die!"

I gave him a rueful smile. "I'm sorry. It's something I had to do, to fufill my duty as the noble gothic Mary Sue."

Satan sobbed. "I love you Ebony."

"I love you two. I'll...I'll see you in hell." I mumbled, already finding my surroundings fading to black.

B'loody Mary Smith suddenly popped into the room for no apparent reason. She frowned when she realized the room was oddly quiet, but at the sight of Ebony's lifeless body, she screamed. Her face became pale with horror. She screamed for the healers, Dumbledore, Mcgoogle, and every single gothic person she could think of.

Suddenly, a glow started to surround the body of Ebony. Everyone stared in shock. Her body started to lift ever so slowly and then, to everyone's shock, it started to incinerate.

When everyone realized what was happening, they rushed over to try to rescue the body, but it was too late, the Sue became nothing more then a pile of ashes.

A loud resounding of everyone bellowing "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!" filled the room.

A flash of white light from the ashes then started to bounce around the room. Everyone cowered in fear and were temporarily blinded. When it was all over, things changed.

All the silly goth clothes dropped from everyone's bodies (AN//I will refuse to explain how the hell that happened.) and, in their place, clothes the characters would normally wear in canon appeared on their bodies.

When everyone got over the shock of becoming free of the gofick power, everybody cheered. Everyone started singing 'Ding dong the sue is dead...' Well, that is, until all the HP characters realized the true implications of becoming more canon like again.

All the characters who were supposed to be dead fell to the floor, their bodies cold and lifeless. Harry and Voldemort started dueling. On the left side of the two, the battle of the Light Side and the Dark Side were reaching a climax.

And, because the replacement author also likes to screw around with canon, Draco and Hermione fled the scene and got married.

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Meanwhile...

Down in hell, Ebony shed a single tear because of her current situation. A situation that would live on for all eternity. Or at least until the end of fanfiction time.

She lost it all, but she knew she had to remain strong. Nothing would ever break her down.

She looked down over her pale body, and frowned. 'Where are my emo clothes?' She asked herself in confusion.

And then it occured to her...

For her shirt, she was wearing a bright pink polo with a little seagull on the (right or left? I can't remember) side. Below that, she was wearing a denim miniskirt with the "destroyed" look on it. Paired underneath that skirt were leggings with a little moose at the bottom. And then Ebony realized, on her shoulder, she was carrying a pretty bag with an eagle on it that said Live Your Life written all over the bag.

Ebony supressed the urge to scream. Here she was decked out in clothes prep to the extreme wearing stuff from Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, AND Hollister.

Panicked, Ebony hastily tried to take off the Hollister polo, but underneath it, there was another Hollister polo underneath. Ebony frowned, and looked under her shirt. All she saw was a bra underneath (dare I point out it's from the Aerie line available at American Eagle?). Ebony tried to remove the shirt again. But to her frustration, there was yet again another polo to replace it.

"THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!!" Ebony bellowed out to the air. She failed to see the irony in her statement, how hypocrytical her words were, seeing as she was practically calling the kettle black here.

Ebony slit her writs and mumbled to herself, "Omigod."

/End Crap Fic.

AN// Oh yeah, if you wanna see the original content this chick had planned for this chapter, I accessed it through the document manager thingy, which I copied and pasted, so you can read it here:

AN: stfu prepz git a lif!111111 U SUCK!11 oh and form now on il be in vocation in englind until lik august so I wont be able 2 update 4 a while, lolz. fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwed expect da prepz hu flamed FOK U!1 MCR RULEZ 666!111

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I woke up in da Norse’s offace on a special gothik coffin. Hairgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz Vampir and Draco had bet him up. Mr. Noris was cleaning the room.

“Oh mi satan wut happened!” I screamed. Suddenly Volxemort came. He loked less mean then usual.

“Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11” I yielded.

“Thou hath nut killd Vampire yet!11” he said arngrily. Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective.

“Volxemort? OMFG what’s wrong!111” I asked.

Sudenly………. Lucian, Profesor Sinister and Serious came! B’lody Mary and Vampire were wif dem. Every1 was holding blak boxez. VOLXEMORT DISAPAERD.

“OMFG Enoby ur alive!111” Scremed Vampire. I hugged him and B’lody Mary.

“What the fuk happened?” I asked dem. “Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?” I gosped.

“Enoby u were almost shot!11” said Serious. “But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time.”

“But fangz anyway!1” said Lucian holding oot his arm. I gasped. He had two arms!

“OMG I cant beleve Vampirz’ dad shot u!1” I gasped.

“Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den.” said James.

“Yah he wuz a spy.” Serious said sadly. “He wuz really a Death Dealer.”

“And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11” said Lucian. “He didn’t even realy no hu GC were until I told him.” Well anyway everyone tarted 2 give me presents. I was opening a blak box wif red 666s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it) on it when I gasped. Mr. Noris looked up angrily coz he h8ed gothz.

“Hey haz aneone fuking seen Draco?” I asked gothikally.

“No Draco told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax.” said Profesor Trevolry. “He duzzn’t know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1”

I got up suicidally. Lucian, Serious and Profesor Sinister left. I wuz wearing a blak leather nightgun. Under that I had on a sexxy blak leather bra trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik gurl on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (if u don’t get da idea massage me ill tell u). I put on a blak fishnet top under a blak MCR t-shirt, a blak leather mini with blak lace and congress shoes. I left the hospital’s wings wif B’lody Mary, Willow and Vampire.

“OMFG letz celebrate!11” gasped Willow.

“We can go c Hose of Wax wif Draco!1” giggled Vampire.

“Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 666!11” said Hermoine. We opened da conmen room door sexily. And den………..I gasped……………………………………… Draco wuz there doing it wif Snap!1111111111111111111111111 He wuz wearing a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jeanz.

“U fucking prep!11” we all yielded angrily.

“Yah u betrayed us!111” shooted Vampire angrily as he took out his blak gun.

“No u don’t understand!1” screamed Draco sadly as he took his thingie out of Snake’s.

“No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111” said Willow trying 2 attak him (u rok girl!1). I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out.

“Enoby no!11111” screamed Draco but it wuz 2 l8 I had slit muh ritsts wif it suddenly everyfing went blak again.

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Sincerely,

An-Anon-Author-Who-Will-Silently-Not-Reveal-Her-Identity-Because-She's-A-Coward :P

A.K.A. Just a troll with rocks for brains.

Chapter 40. LOL! Someone has taken my account over!

THE IDIOT'S NOTE: Well... this was in the doc area... might as well let the whole world see what the real Tara wanted to show us... Have a nice day!

AN: stfu prepz git a lif!111111 U SUCK!11 oh and form now on il be in vocation in englind until lik august so I wont be able 2 update 4 a while, lolz. fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwed expect da prepz hu flamed FOK U!1 MCR RULEZ 666!111

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I woke up in da Norse’s offace on a special gothik coffin. Hairgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz Vampir and Draco had bet him up. Mr. Noris was cleaning the room.

“Oh mi satan wut happened!” I screamed. Suddenly Volxemort came. He loked less mean then usual.

“Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11” I yielded.

“Thou hath nut killd Vampire yet!11” he said arngrily. Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective.

“Volxemort? OMFG what’s wrong!111” I asked.

Sudenly………. Lucian, Profesor Sinister and Serious came! B’lody Mary and Vampire were wif dem. Every1 was holding blak boxez. VOLXEMORT DISAPAERD.

“OMFG Enoby ur alive!111” Scremed Vampire. I hugged him and B’lody Mary.

“What the fuk happened?” I asked dem. “Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?” I gosped.

“Enoby u were almost shot!11” said Serious. “But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time.”

“But fangz anyway!1” said Lucian holding oot his arm. I gasped. He had two arms!

“OMG I cant beleve Vampirz’ dad shot u!1” I gasped.

“Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den.” said James.

“Yah he wuz a spy.” Serious said sadly. “He wuz really a Death Dealer.”

“And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11” said Lucian. “He didn’t even realy no hu GC were until I told him.” Well anyway everyone tarted 2 give me presents. I was opening a blak box wif red 666s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it) on it when I gasped. Mr. Noris looked up angrily coz he h8ed gothz.

“Hey haz aneone fuking seen Draco?” I asked gothikally.

“No Draco told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax.” said Profesor Trevolry. “He duzzn’t know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1”

I got up suicidally. Lucian, Serious and Profesor Sinister left. I wuz wearing a blak leather nightgun. Under that I had on a sexxy blak leather bra trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik gurl on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (if u don’t get da idea massage me ill tell u). I put on a blak fishnet top under a blak MCR t-shirt, a blak leather mini with blak lace and congress shoes. I left the hospital’s wings wif B’lody Mary, Willow and Vampire.

“OMFG letz celebrate!11” gasped Willow.

“We can go c Hose of Wax wif Draco!1” giggled Vampire.

“Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 666!11” said Hermoine. We opened da conmen room door sexily. And den………..I gasped……………………………………… Draco wuz there doing it wif Snap!1111111111111111111111111 He wuz wearing a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jeanz.

“U fucking prep!11” we all yielded angrily.

“Yah u betrayed us!111” shooted Vampire angrily as he took out his blak gun.

“No u don’t understand!1” screamed Draco sadly as he took his thingie out of Snake’s.

“No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111” said Willow trying 2 attak him (u rok girl!1). I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out.

“Enoby no!11111” screamed Draco but it wuz 2 l8 I had slit muh ritsts wif it suddenly everyfing went blak again.

Idiot's Note: Ugh... I know... terrible... but then again, this wouldn't be called the 'worst fanfic ever if not for the fact that the writing standards meets the level of a day old fetus...

Chapter 41.

AN: 2 every1 hu kepz flaming diz GIT S LIF!!!!! I bet u proly odnt no hu gerod way is ur proly al prepz and pozers!!!!!!!!11111 neway sum1 hakked in2 mi akkount in November and dey put up my last chaptah but now der is a new 1. im surry 4 nut updating g 4 a while but ive been rilly bizzy. im trying 2 finish da story b4 da new movie kumz out. Im gong on vacation 4 a mons I wont be bak until abott 2 weeks. OMFG drako iz so hot in all da pix 4 da new movie!!!111 I wunted dem 2 put a kameo by geord way lol he hsud play drako. if u flame ill slit muh risztz!!!!!!!!11 raven u rok gurl hav fun in ingland.

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When I wook up I wuz in a strange room. I loked around I wuz wearing da same outfit I had when is performed wif XBlakXTearX!!!!!11 I looked arund confusedly. It wuz da Norse’s office but it looked difrent!! On da wall wuz a pik of Marlyin Munzon!!!1111 (just imagin dat he is an 80s goffik band 2 ok koz he is more old den panic?! at da dizcko or mcr) der wuz also a goffik blak Beatles calander with a picture of the beetlez werring iyeliner and blak cloves. On it said ‘1980.’

“OMFG!!! Im back in Tim again!!!!111” I screamed loudly. Suddenly Satan(dis is actually voldimort 4 photo refrenss!). Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!11

“OMFG Enoby r u ok.” He asked gothikally.

“Yah Im okay 4 ur in4mation.” I snapped sexily. “OMG am I dedd???” koz I remembered I had jumped in front off da bullet from Jame’s gun. I also rememberd cing Drako doing it wif Snap!!!!111

I guessed dat when I had slit mi wrists I had went bak in tim instead of dieing. I knoew I could go forward in time if I found a time-toner or da tim machine.

“No ur not dead.” Satan reassured suicidally as he smokd a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face. “Ur a vampire so u kant die frum a bullet. Cum on now lets go c how Hairy’s dad is doing.”

I noo dat da real reason I didn’t die from da ballet was koz I was from da future. “WTF!!!! James almust shot Luciious!!!” I said indigoally. I knew that James had really ben possezzed, but I didn’t want him2 know I knew.

“Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress.” Satan reasoned evilly.

“I guess that’s ok.” I said because James hadn’t really shot Lucian. Also I noo that Lucian wood now have 2 arms instead of 1. I walked seduktivly outside with Satan. Suddeni I saw a totally sexi goffik bi guy!!!!!11 He had bleched blond hair wiv blak streaks up 2 his ears and he wuz wearing goffik blak iliner, a blak Green Day shirt (it showed billy joel wiv bolnd hair since it was da eighties), blak congress shoes and black baggy pants. He walked in all sexly like Gerrd way in the vido for I Don’t 3 u lyk I did yesterday and you cud see a blak tear on his face lyk da wmn in dat video. “Hey.” He sed all qwietly and goffically.

“Who da fuck is that?” I asked angrly cos I did nut kno him.

“Dis is…Hedwig!!!!!!!!!11” Sed Volximort. “He used to be in XBlackXTearX 2 but he had 2 dropp out koz he broke his arm.

“Hey Hedwig.” I said seductively evn tho I wuz nut tring to b.

“Lol hi Enoby.” He answered but then he ran away bcos he had hair of magical creature. He was humming Welcum 2 da Blak Prade under his breth( I no dat is not 80s but pretend it is ok!!)

“Bye.” I sed all sexily.

“Dat was Hedwig. He used 2 b my boifreind but we broke up.” Satan said sadly, luking at his blak nails.

“OMFG I can get u bak 2gether!” I said fingering something I didn’t know wuz in my pocket- a blak Kute is What we Aim 4 cideo ipod that I could take videos wif (duz ne1 elze no about dem??? dey kik azz!!!!).

“Ok u can 4get about ur class for now, Hedwig. Im going 2 show u something grate!!!!1” I led them to da Great Hall. “Cum on u guys.”

Lucian, James, Serious and Snake were all in da Grate Hall. Lucian woudnt talk wiv James because he had tried 2 shoot him.

“Go fuk urself you fukking douche!” he shouted at him. “Drako is never gong 2 b frends with vampire now!!1”

“Yah go fuck urself Samaro!” Snape agreed but I noo he wuz lying koz it had been his folt James had almost shot Lucian.

“B quiet u guys.” I said sexily. Mi plan waz working oot great. Now I kood make Voldement good wivout doing it with him! Now Vampire’s dad wood never die and “OK Satan and Hedwig, u guys can start making out.” I said and I started 2 film dem wiv da ipod.

“Kool.” said Serious as Voldemort and Hedwig started 2 make out sexily. We watched as tdey started 2 take each odderz cloves off sexily. Samaro, Serious, Snake and Lucian all watched koz dey wer prolly bi. I noo Snape was bi.

“Oh my fukking god!!!! Voldimort! Voldimort!” screamed Hedwig as his glock touched Voldemort’s.

But suddenly everything stopped as da door opend and in kame………………Dumblydore and Mr. Norris!!!!111111111111

Chapter 42. da blak parade

AN: omg da new book iz kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!!!1111. I fink dat snap will be really the same person as Volximort koz dey are both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore and he hated hairy!!!!!1111 nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111 omg I hope draco nd harry get 2getha dat will be so shmexxy, wont it?? If dey don’t den JKR is hamophobic!!!!!111111 fangz 4 da help wiv facts, medusa u rok!!!111

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I sat depressedly in Dumbledork’s office wiv Hedwig, Satan, James, Serious, Snap and Lucian. Dumbledore was sitting in front of us cruelly. He looked more young den he did in da future. He had taken da ipod away and wuz now lizzening 2 a shitty Avril Levine song.

“What da hell is this anyway??” he cackled meanly. I hoped he didn’t find out dat I was frum another time.

“Whatever u do don’t blame Ibony, u jerk.” Satan said.

“Yah, siriusly she was trying to get Satan and Hedwig back together.” Serious said deviantly.

“Be quiet you Satanists.” Dumbledore cockled. “If ur lucky I’ll probably send u all to Akazaban!!! That will teach u to copolate in da Great Hall.” He changed the song on da ipod 2 a n’Sync song. Suddenly I noticed sumfing strong about da Ipod. It was slowly chonging! Dumblydore didn’t notece.

“You fucking poser.” I muttoned.

“I bet you’ve never herd of GC.” James said. Know I knew waht da iPod was chonging in2- Morti McFly’s tim machine!!!!!11

“Shut up Jomes!!!” Drako’s dad shouted.

“Yeah shut up!!!!” Snake said preppily.

“No u shut up Dumblydore!!!!!!!!1111” said Tom.

“I’ve had enough of u Satanists in my school!!!!” shouted Dumbledore spuriously.

Suddenly I grabed da iPod from him. “Evry1! Jump in b4 itz 2 l8!!! I jumped in2 it. But only 1 odder person jumpd in. It was……..Satan.

“You dunderheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111” screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.

I looked around. I wuz in da Slitherin conmen room wiv Satan. I was wearing a blak plaid miniskirt with hot pink fishnetz, a sexy blak MCR corset and blak stiletto boots with pink pentagroms on dem. My earrings were blake Satanist sins and my raven hair was all around me to my mid-black.

“Hey kool where iz dis?” he asked in an emo voice.

“Dis is da future. Dumbeldore’s iPod dat he tried to take away from me wuz really also a tim machine.” I told him.

“Kool what’s an ipatch?” he whimpered.

“It’s somefing u use 2 lizzen 2 music.” I yakked.

“OMFG kool wait whatz a 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt?” he esked in his sexah voice.

“Um I guezz sand????” I laid confuesdly.

“Yah I wuz just triinyg to make sure u were stil da same perzon.” He triumphently giggled.

Suddenly some of my friends walked in.

“OMG you’re fucking alive!” said Ginny wearing a blak leather jocket, blak baggy pants and a goffik black Frum First to Last shirt. I explained 2 her why I was alive.

“Konichiwa, bitch.” said Willow. She was wearing a blak corset showing off her boobs with lace all around it and red stipes on it. With it she waz wearing a blak leather miniskirt, big blak boots, white foundation, blak eyeliner, red eyeshadow, and blak lipstick.

“Hey, motherfucker.” Said Diabolo with his red hair. He waz wearing a black P?ATD t-shit and blak baggy pants.

“Hey whose that, Ibony?” B’loody Mary questioned as she walked in wearing a black t-shit with a red pentarom on it with lace at the bottom, red letther pants with blak lace, and black stolettoes.

“Oh its Satan.” I told her and she nodded knowing da truth.

Suddenly Satan started to cry.

“Are you okay Satan?” we asked concernedly.

“OMFG ur from da future!!1! What if u don’t like m anymore koz were from difrent times?????” he asked.

“No I still like you.” I said sexily to him.

“Ok.” He said ressuredly. I let him lizzen 2 Teenagers by MCR on my ipod while I was about to go outside to find out some fingz. I gave Diabolo a signal to keep Satan occupied. Satan fell asleep. I took the iPod. I was about to walk outside. Profesor Sinister ran in!!!!!!!1111 She was wearing a gothic blak minidress with depressing blak stripes, white and blak stripped tights, and red converse shoes. She was wearing LOTS of blak iliner.

“Oh my fucking god, where’s Draco!!!!111 How did Snap get back here!!! I tohot he wuz in Azerbaijan.” I asked sadly.

“Ebony I was so worried abott u but I know you can’t fucking die because you’re a vrompire. Snape came back because that girl Britney freed him. I never liked her she was a bad student.” Trevolry said reassuredly.

“That bitch!!!!!!!11 Did she also free Hargrid and Loopin?” I shouted angrily. I hated Britney because she was a fucking prep.

“Yes they are on the loose at this school. Dumblydore is back Cornelia is on his way to help evry1. Tell evry1 u see to lock themselves in their conman room!!!!!!” Trevolry said worriedly.

“OK. But where’s Dracko???? How cum he was doing it with Snap?????”

“I dunno why but I know he almost tried 2 commit suicide after he saw u almost kill urself.” she said.

“OMG dat’s terrible!!!!!!!!” I gasped. Satan was still asleep, so he couldn’t tell what was going on. Then I said “Lizzen evry1, I have sumthing imptent to do. in hr evry1 stay!!!!!!!!!” wiv dat I ran out.

“Good luck Tara!!!!!!!11” everyone cried.

I ran sexily down the staris in2 da Grate Hall while da portraits around looked at me scaredly. There was hardly ne1 else in the stairs nd tere was an atmosphere of horrer. On da way I saw Britney laughing on da stairs. She was wearing a a slutty pink shirt wiv flowers on it, a blu jean skirt Abercromie and pink stiletoos. She looked jest like a pentagram of those fucking preps Hilery Duff and Lindsey Lohan.

“You fucking bitch!!!!!111” I shouted angrily.

“No, your totally a bitch. Now Voldemort will like totally kill u!” she laughed.

��Crucious!!!!!!!!!1” I shouted selectively pontificating my blak wand and she started screaming koz she was being tortured and I laughed sodistically.

“No!!!!!!1 Help me!!!!!!1 Please!!!!!!!!1” Britney screamed terrifiedly.

I put up my middle finger at her. In her hand I saw da video camera Snape and Lumpin had used to take da video of me. I put the tape of Voldimort doing it with Hedwigg onto it. Then I continued to rown down the stairs with the camera. When I had reached da Grate Hall I saw Vampire Potter. “OMG Vampira!!!!111” I yielded.

We hugged each udder happily. He locked at me wif his gothic red eyes and spiky blak hair. Around them were blak eyeliner and iShadow. His He wus wearing a blak leather Jackson, ledder pants, a Panik at da Disko concert shirt and his blak congress shoes. He looked mor like Joel from Good Charlote than ever. (did u hear der song da river it rox!!!1)“I wus so worried you died!” moaned Vampire.

“I know but Im a vampire lol. When I woke up I wuz back in 1980, so neway I bought Voldimort from when he was yung with me.”

“Where’s Draco?” I asked spuriously.

“Draco? You mean that fukking poser who betroyed you?” Vampir snarkled with anger in his sexy voice.

“I NO BUT WE HAV 2 FIND HIM.” I SED SMARTY.

“I’ll do it den.” Harry said angstily.

“OK.” I argreed. Suddenly……….all da lights in da room went out. And den…….da Dork Mark appeared.

“Oh my fucking satan!!!!!” Harry shouted.

“I fink Voldimort has arrivd.” I sed anxiously. “Fuck, I have to find Draco!!1 I guess we shood separate.”

“Ok.” Vampire sed diapperating. Sadly I ran into the Great Hall.

Chapter 43.

AN: I fink after dis I wil hav abott 2 or three mor chapterz. Fangz 2 all muh revyooers not das flamers if u flamed sis story den u suk!!!!!!!!!111111 if u flam den fukk u!!!111

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I walked sexily into the Great Hall. It was empty except for one person. Draco was there!! He sat der in deddly bloom in his blak 666 t-shirt and his baggy blak pants. He had slit his wrists!!!!!111 I felt mad at him for having sexwith Snape but I felt sorry for him. He looked just like Gerard Way with his red eyes and his pale white face.

“Draco are you okay????” I asked.

“I’m not okay.” he screamed depressedly. I thought of the MCR song nd I got even more depressed koz that song always makes me cry. I gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it.

“Oh Draco why did you do it with that fucking bastard Snape?” I asked teardully.

“I-” Draco began to say but suddenly Lupin and Mr. Norris appearated in2 da room!! They didn’t see us.

“Im so glad we me and Snape were freed.” said Loopin.

“Dam, this job would be great if it wasn’t 4 da fukking students!” Mr. Norris argreed.

“Pop addelum!!!!!111” I yielded angrily pointing my wand at them.

“Noooooooo!!!!1” Lupin shouted as chains came on him. Mr. Norris ran away.

“You fukking perv.” I said laughing wiv depths of evil and depressedness in my voice. “Now u have 2 tell us where Voldimort is or I’m gong 2 torture u!!!!”

“I don’t now where he is!!!!1111” said Loopin. Suddenly Satan and Vampire ran in2 da room. Vampir didn’t know who Satan was really.

“Oh my satan, we were so worried about u guys!!1” Vampire said. I looked sexily at Draco with his goffik red eyes with contacts, blak t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin like Gerord Way, Vampir with his sexy blak hair and red eyes just like Frank Iero and Satan who looked jist like Brandan Urie then.

I selectively took the caramel from my pocket. And then….. I began frenching Draco sexily. Loopin gasped. Draco began to take all of his cloves off and I could see his white sex-pack. Then Vampire took his own clotes off too. We all began making out 2gther sexily. I took off my blak leather bra, my blak lace thong and the rest of my clothes. Every1 took their glocks out except 4 me im a girl lol. “Oh mi satan!! Draco!!!!” I screamed as he put his hardness in my thingy Den he did da same fing to Harry. I began making out wiv Satan and he joined in. “OMS!!!111” cried Vampire. “Oh Vampire! Vampire!!!” I screamed screamed. “Oh Satan!!!!!” yelled Harry in pleasore. Loopin watched in shock. Wee took turns doing torture curses on him koz we were all sadists. Suddenly……………………………..

………….a big blak car that said 666 on the license plate flew strait through da windows. And Snap wuz in it!!!!!!!11

Chapter 44.

AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!!111 if any gofik ppl r reading dis den u rok!!!11 omg I stil kant wait 4 da movie!!!1 tom fleton is so hot lol i hop harry wil bekum gofik koz mi frend told me he iz rlly emo in dis book!!!!1111 omfg im leeving dubya pretty soon kant wait!!! Diz wil prolly be da last chaptah until I kum bak.

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“Dat’s mi car!!!!” shooted Draco angrily. But suddenly it was revealied who was in da car. It wuz………….Snape!!!!!

“I shall free you Loopin but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads.” he said cruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizing above us. “Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed. Den the Dork Lord shall never die!!!!”

“You fucking prep!!!” yelled Draco. Then he loked at me sadly. “I forgot to tell u, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn’t really have sexx him but he’s a ropeist!!!!”

We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. We were so scarred!!!!1 But Satan didn’t change. Instead he changed into a man with gren eyes, no nose, a gray robe and white skin. He had changed into………… Voldemont!!!!!!!111

“I knew who thou were all along.” he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. “Now I shall kill thee all!!!!!!” Thunder came in da room.

“No plz don’t kill us!” pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, B’loody Mary, Diabolo, Ginny, Drocula, Fred and Gorge, Hargrid, McGonagall, Dumblydore, Serious and Lucian all ran in.

“What is da meaning of dis?” Dumblydore asked all angrily and Voldimort lookd away (bcos dumblydore is da only whizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Volxemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik.

“Oh my goth!” Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im goffik)

“The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!!!!” Snape ejaculated menacingly.

“You fucking preppy fags!” Serious shouted angrily.

“I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!!!” screamed Harry but da sparks from his wand only hit Draco’s car. It fell down Snap quickly crowled out of it and picked up the cideo camera.

“Oh my fucking god!!!1” I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Drako and the video of Satan doing it with

“If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in the skull. Then u can be just like that goffik girl Paris Hillton.” He laughed meanly.

“No!” I scremed. “FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with Loopin!!!!11”

“Whats she talking abott??????” Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.

“I saw 2 she’s gunna show evry1 da picter!!!111” Harry shouted angrily.

“Shut up!!!111’” Lumpkin roared.

“Foolish ignoramuses!!!!!!” yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. “Thou shall all dye soon.”

“Think again you fucking muggle poser!!!!!1” Harry yelled and then he and Diablo and Navel both took out blak guns! But Voldimort took out his own one.

“U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!!!!!!!111” I shouted despariedrly.

“Acco Nevel’s wand!!!11” cried Voldrimort nd suddenly Nevil’s wind was in his hands. “Now I shall kill thee all and Evony u will die!!!!!!!!11111”

He maid lighting come all over da place.

“Save us Ebony!” Dumbledark cried.

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

“ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111” I shooted.

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prof!draco bending you over the table and just fucking the shit out of you cause you were being a smartass in class

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"Not so smart now, are you?" Draco hissed, his large palm enclosing around the nape of your neck, pushing you flat against the desk as his cock pistoned in and out of you at a rapid speed.

"Who knew all you needed was a cock to fuck you dumb" You could feel his clothed chest pressing up against your back, "Yea? Nothing to say to me?" His lips lingered in the shell of your ear, the heat radiating off his breath and the packed movements making you crimson.

"'M s-sorry, sir" You chocked out, your breath coming in short as you felt the knot on the pit of your stomach grow, stronger and stronger until it hurts to hold it.

"I don't think you're really sorry..." The casualty in his voice drove you crazy "...I think you're just saying that so I'd let you cum, hm?" He chirped, his palm circling round to your jugular, closing his fingers with a good grip before pulling you up with him, your back against his chest once again as he pounded into you.

"N-No I am sorry..." You whined, arching your back as you gave him a better angle to thrust "...p-promise won't do it again" Your nails dug onto the table as you felt his free hand sneaking down to your clit, rubbing circles with the pad of his thumb as it matched his thrusts, pushing you to the edge.

"Promise huh?" He teased as you threw your head back at him, your legs rubbing together to delay your upcoming orgasm.

"Please– need t'cum sir" You whined, slipping your bottom lips in between your rows of teeth, chowing down on your lip. "...gonna cum" You chanted, ready to let your high take you before reality pulled you out again.

"Sir?" You croaked, quickly picking your head back up as the confusion settled, everything just coming to stop when you felt his cock slipping out, leaving the burning sensation with you.

"Get on your knees, if you're good I might consider letting you cum"

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Hello, Idk if your request are open atm, but I saw this tiktok and I was wondering if you could do an Draco x Reader, where during the battle of Hogwarts he can’t find you so he gets a little worried but once he sees that your okay he waits for u to come home every night after the war? (Sorrry if that doesn’t make any sense but I hope you get what I mean, if you can’t do it that’s fine too! 😅)

Come back to me (draco malfoy)

a/n ➪ Hope you enjoy and reblogs are welcome <3 thank u my dear mooties for helping me choose the ending! :) sorry if this is disappointing

warning(s) ➪ mentions of being missing, and war, death, children.

pairing ➪ draco malfoy x reader

The war was finally over.

The dark lord was finally dead, that means no more hiding.

All witches and wizards could live in peace, without a worry in the world.

Death eaters whom were forced were now free.

The reign of voldemort was finally over.

Draco quickly stood up from his hiding spot and hastily trying to find (yn), a few nights before the war they broke into a huge fight because "draco wasn't spending anytime with (yn)" and she suspected he was cheating.

He knew what he did was stupid, pushing her away. But he had to since if he didn't, she'd be caught up in all the problems caused by his father.

He ran through the castle, he saw other people finding their loved ones and hugging them. He wanted to be like them, he wanted to hug (yn) and never let go of her.

“(yn)? (YN)?!” he Screamed through the corridors, right now his parents were probably finding him. He couldn't give a damn, all he wanted was his girlfriend.

Panic rushed through dracos blood, he already searched the castle head to toe, he couldn't find her.

He stopped his tracks and saw the most precious thing in the world, her ring— or to be excact his ring on the rough ground.

(yn) never took off the ring, because she somehow felt safe whenever she wore it.

And it was the first time draco saw it without (yn) ʼs finger.

No.. It can't be..

Dracoʼs eyes slowly formed tears, she was gone.. She was dead now.. Draco kneeled down and sobbed “NO! She can't be dead! She's-she's just missing! R-right?!” his cries drew attention, other students and proffesors felt bad for him.

Now he was nothing without her.

Years passed, draco waited each night for her to come back to him, each time he did she never came back.

He felt so empty without her, he felt like he was missing his soul and heart. Only his body was making his alive til this day.

Draco moved out from his parents manor, and got a job as an auror. His parents begged him to move on, but he declined each attempt they did, he just couldn't move on knowing that she's still probably alive.

He sat down his dinning table alone, he looked at his surroundings it was so empty. He imagined if (yn) was still alive or with him right now, probably the both of them had kids and a happy fairy tale.

He cried for the 3rd time today, he really missed her. He can't do it anymore without her, he missed her hair, her voice, her body, her presence just her in general.

“(yn) please.. Come back.. Wherever you are please.. Just come back to be I miss you.” he sobbed while drinking the bottle of wine, chugging it down his throat.

He just can't do it anymore, he needed her.

The next day, he woke up with the biggest head ache. He didn't wanna go to work for today, but he had to since he had nothing to do anyways.

He stood up from the dining table and casted a spell to clear the table. He had been doing this by himself since he didn't want any elves.

He went to the bathroom and stared at the mirror longingly, he looked like a mess. For a second he saw (yn) at the back hugging him and smiling at him in the mirror.

His eyes widened and he quickly splashed water all over his face, he took a look at the bathroom once more she wasn't there.

He sighed and went on with his day after that, he did his usual routine close the door and lock it, go to work, and go home.

On the way to work he tried to ignore the thought of (yn) out of his mind, he kept repeating "She's gone, she's dead already."

Those words kept repeating until he accidentally bumped into someone.

“Oh-my gosh! I'm so sorry mr—” dracos heart dropped it was her voice. “Mister...” (yn) looked at draco as if he was a ghost.

No.. This can't be real (yn) is dead.... Is she?..

Draco wanted to hug her and never let go, but he just can't.. He doesn't believe that she's real.

“mommy! I got my candies now! We can go to grandpapa and grandmama!” a younger blonde with platinum hair like draco excitedly babbled and ran over to the girl on the ground. “oh hi baby!” (yn) smiled at the small blonde.

“(yn)? Oh my god I- I thought you died?” draco helped (yn) up and asked. “draco.. I- uhm I didn't.. How are you?” she replied.

I'm not fine, I miss you so much. I need you, please come back I can't sleep I've been getting nightmares about how you could've died.

Draco thought, but all he said was ; “I'm fine, how about you? Who's the kid?” gosh he felt so disappointed, she already moved on. “oh... he's yours..” She responded, draco's eyes widened, that little guy that's been eating candies behind them was his?..

“h-he's mine?”

. . . .

“please answer me (yn)..is he really mine?” he asked once more.

“yes.. draco he's your's.. before the war started I found out I was pregnant.” she said, she looked so embarrassed but draco didnt care he missed her voice so much.

Before she could say a word he hugged her pulled her and her child onto the child and draco hugged her for the first time in 5 years.

“im— I... I miss you so fucking much (yn).. I'm so sorry for pushing you away like that... Just please take me back” he pleaded.

“Ofcourse ill take you back, and I forgive you dray..” She looked so Inlove with him like she used to be back at hogwarts.

“may I kiss you?” draco asked for consent lovingly, she just nodded and slammed her lips onto his.

Scorpius saw them kissing and he looked disgusted. “ewiie! mommy?! That's gross eww” he said and imitating throw up sounds.

Draco and (yn) chuckled at the boy, they both kneeled down at scorpius height. “baby, this is your daddy.” (yn) introduced. “oh? Your my daddy!!” scorpius excitedly hugged the taller blonde.

Draco felt a new feeling he hadn't felt since before the war, love. He didn't feel empty anymore.

alternative ending! :) skip if you don't want angst.

Draco couldn't take it, he decided to try to go to readers old home. He hoped that she was still there, and if she isn't he'll just ask where she is.

He apparated to the old loft home that (yn) once lived in, he took a minute to knock on the door and when he did he finally breathed.

When the door was opened, it was her parents who opened it. He half expected it would be her, but hey atleast the door opened.

“Oh, draco.. What a pleasant suprise what do you need?” (mothers name) greeted, this was it draco ask her were is (yn).

“hello Ms. (yln), I was just wondering where is (yn)?”

The parents faces turned white at the mention of her name, (yn)ʼs father sighed heavily. “she— she passed away during the war.”he said with a small sad smile.

“ she-she passed?” draco asked, his heart dropped she was really dead, he can't believe it.

They both nodded at his reply, “oh.. okay thank you have a good day..” draco thanked them and left the house, no.

No, no, no, NO!

She was really dead, and now he had to face it but he can't. He can't live knowing that (yn) wasn't even alive anymore.

All he had to do was to face it.

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Imagine that after the war, tha Marauders were reunited, James, Sirius, and Remus and that they return as ghosts to Hogwarts. Then one day, Minerva is walking down the corridor when she hears a loud BANG! coming from one of the classrooms and her immediate reaction is yo yell "PEEVES!!" and when she storms into the classroom only to find the Marauders and is like 'Not you boys again!' She's ready to tell them off when she sees Fred Weasley and she stops and smiles. They have adopted Fred as the fourth Marauders and she is so happy because Fred found his George and the Marauders found their Peter.

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Info: Snape is training Draco to be able to keep people out of his head but when he misses an training appointment Snape hold it against him and sees things he wishes he hadn't.

Warnings: Smut, Language and dirty talk.

~♡~

Draco's P.O.V.

"Where were you yesterday?" Snape's monotone voice asked as I slid into my seet across from him. I had been hauled down into the potions room for monthes now as Snape tried to build up my ability in block people out. With the dark lord back it was my best chance at keeping at least some of my secrets.

"I was studying and I fell asleep." I lied easily shrugging my shoulders. Snape clearly didn't buy it as he squinted at me causing me to swallow.

"If it means that much to you keep me from finding out." I felt him throw his consciousness against my mental barrier. I grimaced but managed to keep him from invading my memories.

"Good." That had been the first time he had ever said something positive about my progress. I flinched as he tried again, I could feel my hold slipping as I fought hard to keep him out of that particular memory. In an attempt to throw him off I opened my memory to a memory from third year. I had been going to Hogsmead with Crabbe and Goyle when Y/N had slid down the icy sidewalk running into me. We both fell to the ground and when I looked up to shout at the perpetrator she had only laughed.

"How cute." His tone was a bored drawl as he easily pushed my diversion aside and continued his assault on my mind. I could feel a thin layer of sweat coat my forehead as he drew closer. I began to panic as he got closer and closer to the last memory I would ever want my Professor / Mentor to see.

"Stop. Pick a different memory." I tried to reason with him before he got through my defenses.

"There are no secrets from the Dark Lord and if you intend to keep any you'll need to do better." With that I felt him slip past and suddenly the memory took over my surroundings.

~♡~

"Draco..." Her voice was questioning as she raised a brow at me. I felt the smirk slide across my face as I leaned down to press my lips to hers. I had her pinned between me and the bed as I felt her tangle her fingers into my hair. I let out a low groan as her fingers massaged my scalp. Her skin smelled sweet like the perfume I know she kept in her trunk while I kissed down her exposed neck leaving dark marks to insure everyone knew who she belonged to. I felt a tightening feeling in my chest as she moaned pulling me closer and wrapping her legs around my hips.

"That's it. Say my name." I growled in her ear and watched as goose bumps appeared on her soft skin. I was glad I had that silencing charm up and the drapes around my bed drawn closed. I knew I had to be in the potions room in 20 minutes but nothing seemed worth leaving her tight embrace.

"Draco!"  She moaned grinding up against me as I felt another groan slip from my lips. I slipped my hand under the green quidick jersey she wore. I smirked again as I pulled it over her head and caught sight of the name stitched into the back. Malfoy. It had been my last years jersey that she had stole over Christmas break. I felt a swell of pride knowing everyone had seen her wear today.

"Mine." I licked the dark purple mark on her neck before letting my lips travel down between her breasts while my left hand unclasped her black bra.

"Merlin, Draco!" Her chest was heaving as I rolled her nipple between my teeth, I loved watching her squirm beneath me. My hands were everywhere as I tried to commit her curves to memory.

"That's it baby." I cooed as I slid the small shorts she had warn to tease me down her legs. I watched her shiver while fumbling with the white button down shirt I was wearing. Before she could finish I pulled it over my head, tossing it aside.

"Please." I raised my eyebrows at her, it wasn't like her to beg. I kissed the corner of her mouth before returning my lips to hers. She kissed me hard and I could feel the sexual tension in her body begging to be released. Her voice broke as I slide a finger up her slit collecting her juices. Her eyes were lidded as she watched me raise my finger to my mouth. The taste was sweet as I licked my digit clean enjoying the erotica of the moment. She grew impatient and bucked her hips against me.

"Tell me what you want." I drew soft patterns on her thigh.

"I want you... I need you to..." She trailed off as I slid my fingers between her folds. She was dripping and I felt a burst of pride knowing I could get her this hot and bothered. I moved my fingers slowly pumping them and drawing a sting of moans and curses from her pink lips.

"Finish your sentence." I ordered as she threw her head back into my pillows.

"I need you to make me feel good." Her eyes were rolling as I added another finger and twisted them to brush up against that sweet spot I knew drove her crazy.

"Nobody else can make me feel the way you do." She moaned as I nipped at her shoulder, twisting her hardened nipple in my fingers.

"That's right. Only I can touch you like this." I felt her pull my hair before she slammed her lips over mine catching me by surprise. I used my thumb to rub her clit eliciting a loud moan that I greedily swallowed up.

"Fuck! So close!" She squealed holding onto my with all her might.

"Say it." I smirked as she fell apart in my arms.

"Only you!" She screamed as she spasmed beneath me. Her back arched against me as she buried her face in my neck.

"Fuck." She cursed as she dropped back onto the bed panting. Her hair was spred wildly across the pillow while she caught her breath. I brushed a stray strand from her eyes as she ran a hand over my jaw. I was taken aback by her speedy recovery as she undid my belt pulling it from my belt loops. There was a lustfilled look in her eyes while I looked down at her from my hovering position above her.

"Someone's in a hurry." I teased while she pushed my trousers down, I kicked them away before slamming my lips back to hers. Her mouth opened wide allowing me to slide my tongue between her lips. She tasted of butter beer and cinnamon as I invaded her mouth.

"Draco." She used her legs to pull my flush against her. I aligned my shaft with her dripping core before thrusting into her. Another moan was torn from her throat as I felt her stretch to accommodate my size. She was tight around me and gripped me like a vice.

"Y/N." I groaned as she dragged her nails up my back. I thrust my hips pulling almost all the way out before rocking forward and burying myself back inside her. She tilted her head back allowing me to leave another angry mark on her throat. She met me thrust for thrust as I rolled my hips keeping a rough pattern as I sped up.

"Harder!" I chuckled before snapping my hips with twise the momentum. She was warm around me as I felt her muscles begin to tighten.

"Draco!" Her voice was hoarse as I attached my mouth her her nipple and used one hand to rub rough circles over her clit. I could tell she was overwhelmed as she continued to scream, falling over the edge. Her core clenched hard as I struggled to continue thrusting. Quickly my thrusts drew erratic as I buried myself deep inside her as she came around me. I groaned as I released, her clinging to me like her life depended on it. There was a layer of sweat covering us as I rolled off her. Her breathing was fast while I pulled her against my chest. I felt a need to protect her in the venerable state she was in.

~♡~

I threw us out of the memory but I didn't see the point, he had already witnessed the events of last night that had kept me from our daily session. My cheeks flaired and even Snape looked uncomfortable with what he had witnessed.

"You are improving. Go get some rest. We will resume tomorrow." With that the Professor left the room. I got to my feet wiping the sweat from my brow before making my way back to the dorms. When I reached the common room I was still sporting quite the hard and took the staircase to the right climbing down passed the first, secound, third, forth and fifth door before slipping into the sixth. The sound of soft breathing filled the room as I approached the bed in the corner. I could see a lump in the sheets and when I approached I saw it shift lifting its head to look at me.

"I was wondering when you'd show up." Y/N's voice was quite as she threw the covers back for me to join her.

End

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are you alright? pt.2

this is a continuation to pt 1 so go check it out if u havent!! i mean obv or else this wont make sense

nerdy!draco but he's cool too

fluff

angst

ps the pic is so cute

fem!reader x draco

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Snapes eyes were fixated on y/n's the whole time with just a few glares shot back at malfoy.

"so.... care to explain..?" snape slured while tucking both his pale arms conspicuously behind his back.

"Nothing sir. I was just bringing y/n back to her dorm for misbehaving." Draco studiously said with his hand still in y/n's yet the grip was harder this time, as if he was trying to show snape some sort of authority.

"misbehaving... misbehaving for what exactly?" Snape inquired while his eyes were now fixed on both their hands.

"for... uh- uhm needing to.. use the washroom this late at night." Draco stupidly spat out while stuttering over each word

"and why exactly would she need escorting back just for using the.... washroom?" snape asked cynically while his jaw tensed up

"B-because i accidently.. stumbled my way to the boys washroom you see.... and i dont think draco and i have an established friendship for him to trust me enough to get back to my dorms. Thats why Proffesor." y/n reckleslly and mindlessly said with wide eyes.

"Ah-ah yes! that's right! I caught her near the boys washroom y-yes." draco stammered while looking y/n right in the eyes with a cartoonish manner.

"i see.... i trust you will escort her back in no time draco. I shall see myself out... And... mrs..? y/n was it? if you ever see yourself 'stumbling' into places where you do not belong again.. you shall see yourself cleaning my potions lab after school hours." Snape dragged before finally seeing himself out in a blink of an eye.

"What. the. hell. Why did you get all the praise?! while i was left in the dirt!! to hell with this school i tell you." y/n heatedly said now letting draco's grasp leave hers.

A slight yet not so visible smirk curled upon draco's face leaving him now with a smug yet 'attractive' look which would appeal to any girl except y/n. Right? right.

"Look, if youre so upset about it i can give you all the praise in the world you know. Just gotta ask." Draco conceitedly said while his lips were still caught in a smirk.

By this time, y/n's face had probably gotten a deep rush of red like the first night of any girls period. Luckily for her, the hallway was pitch black since snape left.

"Oh shut up malfoy , i can smell your... whats that? oh yea, non existent charm from a mile away. So where were you dragging me anyway?" Y/n quickly projected while abruptly changing the subject.

"Here." And with those words.. or should i say one word, draco began to drag y/n by the wrist all over again into a direction still unbeknownst.

Before y/n could ask why or where, they found themselves infront of the newly prepared letter week board. The board contained every year 9th, 10th and 11's names neatly stapled onto a basket where the letters would get exchanged in.

"so... would you like to get some revenge or nah." Draco cooly said while whipping his arm around her shoulder smoothly.

"what do you mean? we're infront of a... board. how exactl-" once again she was cut off by his so needed explanation.

"You see Darcy's name? Right there, Above yours. i still remember that time her basket was so overfilled with letters that one somehow slipped into yours. The look of pure joy that was crushed almost immedietly was quite entertaining i must sa-" before he could finish that sentence y/n hit his shoulder hard enough to shut him up.

"speak of that again, and i. will. end. you." Y/n said with zero remorse.

"getting ended by you wouldnt be TOO bad... okay ill stop." draco said with a slight chuckle at how mad she looked.

"so whats the plan?" She now asked with curious eyes.

"Im going to put a fake confession in there by yours truly, draco lucius malfoy. Then... ill ask her to meet up at the astronomy tower but just stand her up anyway." Draco said coldly with no signs of disgust for the actions just mentioned.

"isnt that... a bit too mean. I would be kinda upset if the love of my life DEFINITELY not draco lucius malfoy, just stood me up." y/n said with slight hessitation laced through her words.

"Look. Its either this or you never get the revenge you so very deserve." he said now facing her, dead in the eyes.

"Okay.. fine. But if anyone asks, this was 500 percent your idea." She now said with less hessitation before.

The letter:

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To: Darcy sinclair

Hello darcy. My apologies for never hitting you up before, i guess i just hadn't had the brains to realise what i truly wanted was right in front of me. Yes. You. Thats what i want. Meet me at the astronomy tower tonight, to mark your very first day of letter week. Wear something nice.

draco

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"This is going to end terriby. I can already feel it creeping up on me." She said with regret flowing through her eyes.

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That marks the end of pt 2!! only 865 words tho.. so kinda short but whatever. ill have part 3 out soon if this does well too!! the last part got like 8 notes, so i was kinda shocked it even got any traction at all... leading me to writing this lolll THANK YOU THO!

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[hxrryscharm]

Mudblood

Draco calls you a mudblood and harry finds you crying.

You let a sigh as you walked out of your potions class. Professor Snape had given you detention for not paying attention in class. But you were. You just weren’t the best at potions.

With you being a Hufflepuff you were always an easy target for bullying. Especially by Slytherins. You didn’t understand why they were so mean. You knew that Slytherins could be nice since you have met some people who helped you in that house. But usually it was Malfoy and his goons who bullied you.

Usually it didn’t bother you but today was a rough day for you. With falling a charms quiz and getting detention with Snape put you in a sad mood. It felt like the whole world was against you.

And it kept going on and on.

At dinner Malfoy kept making remarks to you and you just rolled your eyes and kept your head down and eating.

You went to the Hufflepuff common room shortly after you were done eating. Everyone was still eating but you need study for your classes to get your grades up.

As you sat down and opened the book all the students came rushing in clearly everyone finished shortly after you. You let out a sad sigh closing your book to go to your shared room and got ready for bed.

The next day it was hard for you to get up. Like there was a heavy weight on your chest holding you down. You could tell this day would be the same as yesterday as you got ready for the rest of the day.

As you went to get breakfast you saw Draco Malfoy spitting insults at Harry Potter. You could tell from the annoyed look on the boys face that he was really annoyed be Draco.

Of course you knew who Harry Potter was, all of the wizarding world knew who he was. You couldn’t help but look at him and over the years you’ve developed sort of a crush on the boy who wore glasses. You knew you would never do anything to approach him with being that you could barely speak up for yourself.

The rest of the day went smoothly and you felt like a fool when you thought that maybe this could be a day were you didn’t run into the Malfoy boy.

As you walked through the halls clutching your books to your chest trying to get to the next class as soon as possible. You felt someone bump into your shoulder and you let out a sigh as your books feel to the ground.

You looked up to see Malfoy giving you a dirty look with Crab and Goyle standing behind him.

“What do you want Malfoy,” You asked tiredly not wanting to deal with the blonde.

“Just wondered where your friends are,” Malfoy paused and looked around sarcastically. “Wait you don’t have any,” He barked out a laugh about your social life. Even though this should affected you it did. It hurt. You ddin’t have any friends and Draco knew how to make you pity your self.

“What do you want Draco,” You whispered as you stood up books clutched and all. You could feel tears brim your eyes. You hated that you were so sensitive.

“Aww is the little mudblood gonna cry,” Malfoy mocked you with a smirk on his face. You bit your lip to stop yourself from sobbing. You hated that word. You weren’t a pure blood like others in the school.

“Leave me alone,” You snapped pushing your way through the boys who were laughing at you. You could feel tears fall down your cheeks as you pushed pass the other students to moaning Myrtle’s bathroom.

You slid down the wall letting tears finally cascade down your cheeks. You hate Malfoy. You fucking hated him. You put your head in your hands letting out sobs as you hoped no one would come in the bathroom.

You didn’t understand why Draco picked on you. Well you knew he picked on other people and they took it better than you did. Why did you have to have sensitive heart where any words would hurt you.

You heard the door creek and you looked up with tear stained eyes wondering who it was and hoping they would leave shortly soon.

“Are you okay,” You heard a males voice and you scrunched your face in confusion. This was the girls bathroom right?

“This is the ladies bathroom right,” You thought out loud as you stood up to look at the boy who happened to be the one and only Harry Potter.

“I’m sorry I heard what Draco said to you and wanted to see if you were alright,” Harry asked looking at you. You probably looked like a mess with tear stained eyes and your hair all messed up from you running your fingers though it.

“I’m fine,” You whispered looking at your feet.

“I don’t think you are,” Harry observed you and noticed that Draco’s words really affected you. You looked up at him surprised by his words. “I know how it feels don’t let his words get to you.”

“I wish it were that easy,” You kept eyes trained on your shoes. “I know I shouldn’t let his words get to me but I don’t know if they’re true and he was right I have no friends,” You ranted to the potter boy who looked at you with sympathy in his eyes.

“Well you’ve got a friend now,” Harry gives you a smile which you reciprocated.

“Thanks,” You blushed a bit.

“Do you want to go to Hogsmeade with me,” Harry blurted out which made your eyes widen.

“As a date,” You questioned looking at him weary.

“Whatever you want love.”

“Then it’s a date.”

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