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punstars · 6 months
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teacup-captor · 6 months
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I don't know if my favorite PHP function is "explode" or "or die"
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saycheezecomics · 5 months
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Not a huge fan of unnecessary updates.
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monk-of-mystery · 1 year
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Therapist: What do we say when things get hard?
Me: git reset --hard && git clean -df
Therapist: No.
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overobsessedfanboy23 · 8 months
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Bad Theory: Spectre got into programming because its structured by trees that have parents and children.
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machine-unlearning · 1 year
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(youth pastor voice) All year round, you can use the A-Star algorithm to find the optimal way through a graph. But this Christmas, let us consider a star which showed the wise men the way to Bethlehem.
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tradescantialover · 2 years
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I wish the error messages that the compiler gives were more kind. Like, I get it, I can’t spell, but you don’t have to be so rude!! You are a dumb computer, and I am literally telling you what an exponential function is, but you have the NERVE to yell at me when I’ve misspelled something???
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jobot · 9 months
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I'm not even kidding. I genuinely just accidentally created The Sandbox. XD
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moose-mousse · 11 months
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Honestly... fair enough compiler... fair enough
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stairsthe33rd · 1 year
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boolean FINAL MYLOVE = true;
i just declared MYLOVE
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devleader · 6 days
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Today's Programming Humor...
Why was the programmer sad at lunch? ... .. . The data analysts wouldn't allow him to join them at their table.
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gelo-p · 7 months
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popcorn ✅ dequeuecorn ❌
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saycheezecomics · 7 months
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Too close to screen syndrome
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monk-of-mystery · 1 year
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Linting is crucial when dealing with code and cats.
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techcompreviews · 1 year
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What is a programming language?
A programming language is a formal system used to give instructions to a computer or a computing device. It is a set of rules and syntax that allows programmers to write code in a structured and understandable manner. Programming languages are used to develop software applications, websites, and other computational tasks.
Programmers use programming languages to write code that specifies the desired actions and behaviors of a computer program. These languages provide a way to communicate with the computer, enabling programmers to create algorithms, manipulate data, and control the flow of execution.
Programming languages can vary in terms of their syntax, semantics, and purpose. Some popular programming languages include Python, Java, C++, JavaScript, Ruby, and many more. Each language has its own strengths and weaknesses and is suitable for different types of tasks and applications. Read More
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machine-unlearning · 1 year
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Take a tour down to the optimization landscape, we have so much to do!
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