Tumgik
#project: incorrect quotes
calliesadeckis · 6 months
Text
usopp: crushes are the worst
y/n: right? i tend to act stupid around mine
zoro: you always act stupid
y/n: yeah, don't think too hard about that
2K notes · View notes
Text
Regulus: I see you for what you are.
James:
James, frantic: Now prongs is a part of me and, yes, he's a deer but he's still-
Regulus: Prongs? A deer? JAMES-
James, laughing nervously: I was kidding. jeez, reg take a joke.
Regulus:
Regulus: Fine. I was actually refering to how you are using me to get back at Sirius.
James: Regulus, Sirius has nothing to do with anything?
Regulus: then what other reason would there be to keep me around? you like me? don't be absurd.
3K notes · View notes
l3viat8an · 4 months
Text
Lucifer:*Trying to get five minutes of sleep*
MC:*Standing over Lucifer’s bed and poking his arm at 4am* Lucifer. Lucifer. Lucifer. Lucifer. Luci-
Lucifer: What?
MC……we're all out of capri suns….
846 notes · View notes
unhingedpolycule · 3 months
Text
Ghost: having a partner with ADHD is both funny and stressful because the other day Johnny got really stressed out about the fact that there's some tasks he will never get done. Like drinking water. Because no matter how much water he drinks today, he will have to drink more water tomorrow.
Ghost: You see, it's funny because it sounds silly but try calming down a man having a nervous breakdown because of his body's need for hydration.
~Moss
622 notes · View notes
getwonderhoyd · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
proseka tom cardy special
591 notes · View notes
Text
Anakin: I bet if I was pregnant you’d be listening to every single word I have to say.
Ahsoka: If you were pregnant, I think we’d have a lot of questions.
Obi-Wan, confused: What The fuck??????
810 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
incorrect babygirl quotes pt. 761860
3K notes · View notes
panthera2912 · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I was rewatching some scenes from 50% off with Akeshu on my mind. So here's some redraws !
(I kept the backgrounds from Free cause there's no way I’m putting that much effort into a shitpost lol)
Bonus Kasumi : 
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
imdead2124 · 5 days
Text
Echo: You have to apologize to Hunter
Crosshair: Fine.
Crosshair: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
272 notes · View notes
kitty-beloved · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media
Made a thing
513 notes · View notes
cod-dump · 5 months
Text
Gaz, watching the soldiers pull of Christmas decorations: Fuck… too early for this shit
Ghost: Beginning to look a lot like FUCK THIS
Gaz: … LT-
388 notes · View notes
incorrectquotesmcu · 7 months
Text
Yelena: I bet if I was pregnant, you’d be listening to every single word I have to say.
Kate: If you were pregnant, I think we’d have a lot of questions.
638 notes · View notes
onceandfuturelesbian · 2 months
Text
arthur, irritated: merlin, we talked about this.
merlin: i didn’t say anything!
arthur: shut up, merlin!
160 notes · View notes
thecrxwclub · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
social media crows : privtwt accounts
(jesper set up kaz’s and he can’t figure out how to delete his profile picture and header so he’s plagued with an actual twitter account)
1K notes · View notes
Text
Johnny, laughing: And then! He locked me in the basement, you should’ve heard his laugh, it was straight of a horror movie!
Sonya, nodding along: That reminds me of when mine lost me on a camping trip. My mom was pissed, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her so mad. I didn’t get any sleep that night because they were screaming at each other.
Kung Lao: Well, mine was responsible for my clan lessons, I still go into fight or flight when someone has a ruler!
Liu “I Had A Loving Father” Kang, growing increasingly concerned with this conversation: None of that is normal.
157 notes · View notes
wxsincorrect · 5 days
Text
Rui: What’s your biggest fear?
Tsukasa: I am incredibly arachnophobic.
Rui, under his breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?
102 notes · View notes