They couldn’t even use a verb as a verb😭😭😭
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Plugged a usb into my computer while it was in sleep mode and the monitor woke up. Made me giggle and say out loud, “It’s okay sweetheart, go back to bed.”
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I think it/its and neopronoun users should get a free hot meal and a kiss goodnight and also should rule n take over the world tbh
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SOONA, THE PROGRAMMER -- “What are your radiocomputer specs?”
1. “My what?”
2. [Logic - Challenging] Tell her the Fortress Accident specs.
[CHECK FAILURE]
YOU -- “Oh, uh- he/him? Thank you for asking.”
SOONA, THE PROGRAMMER -- She does not respond immediately.
EMPATHY -- She is confused. She thinks she has misjudged the situation.
KIM KITSURAGI -- Beside you, the lieutenant struggles not to smile.
SOONA, THE PROGRAMMER -- She turns to the lieutenant. He, at least, is capable of coherency, she thinks. “So... What are your pronouns?”
KIM KITSURAGI -- A moment of hesitation- he’s thinking. Then:
KIM KITSURAGI -- “Coupris Kineema twelve-cylinder rear-mounted V12 KR13.5HU four speed manual.”
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