I join Tubbo's cooking stream. He drops an egg on the floor. He cries. His muffins taste like shit. He joins Origins all by himself. Tubbo reveals his abandoned nuke plotline and all that it entailed. He says he'd eventually like to wrap up his character but is used to having help from Tommy/Wilbur on lore. Tommy joins. They are vaguely homophobic. Tubbo cannot be homophobic. They leak c!clingyduo lore tomorrow. Jack Manifold logs on with them. Jack may or may not be doing lore with them. Tubbo mentioned that he "didn't get a costume" for the lore. It's anyone's guess if he's joking or not. Tommy's PUBG is broken. Filehorse.com isn't helping. Phil is here. He isn't helping. Tubbo is playing Terra Swoop Force. Tommy has downloaded several viruses and had his passwords stolen. Scott asks if Tommy has been homophobic. Tubbo says yes. Tommy tweets PUBG neg. He later finds out he was wrong. Tubbo is making a miniature railway system. Donald Trump (Jack Manifold) is arguing his innocence to TommyInnit. Five hours have passed
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Me: Oh nice a chill cooking stream with Tubbo
The Stream:
- Tubbo’s heart rate being high as shit constantly
- The egg fiasco
- Tubbo being unable to eat his own cooking cause he measured all the ingredients wrong and didn’t mix properly
- DSMP lore leaks
- Sad awkward moment at the OSMP graveyard (someone needs to change that)
- Tommy still clinging to the flirting with friends and defending his straightness bit
- Tubbo re-imaging society and inventing Tubboism
- Planning to retire to Monaco to evade taxes
- Tommy and Tubbo ripping up the pride decorations on DSMP
- Tubbo officially sharing that he has a boyfriend, in order to defend ripping up said pride decorations
- Formation of a DSMP anti-netherite faction between Jack Manifold, Tubbo and Tommy
- Jack Manifold Americanisation intervention
- Accidental murder with the Axe of Gender
- Tubbo’s gay dads Jack and Tommy
- Everyone jailing each other
- Discussion of Tommy butt chin and possibly being adopted
- Tommy and Tubbo accidentally dying a bunch
- Tommy and Tubbo get deep about friendship. And then turn it into a joke about ketamine addiction.
- Jack having a Quran IRL that Nikkie got given by an Uber driver
- “Dream created covid to make DSMP succeed” joke
- ~.*;As It Was:*.~
- Tommy thinking he has a password stealing virus while Tubbo is using a voice changer
- Tommy apparently uses the same password for everything
- Tommy continuing to use the program because he wants to fix his PUBG that badly
- Minecraft millionaire TommyInnit still uses his dad’s credit card. “It’s just easier, innit?”
- Jack, Tommy and Tubbo talk about getting OnlyFans
- Phil getting called to stop Tommy from downloading malware
- Tommy being bad with computers for 2 hours
- Scott Smajor in the background: Has (Tommy) said anything homophobic yet?
Tubbo: Yes, actually! A lot!
- The “pissing heart rate” fiasco
- Tubbo drowning out Tommy and Phil bickering with the Terra Swoop theme music
- #pubgneg trends because it refuses to work for Tommy
- “PUBG hates Tommy personally and is fucking with his game” conspiracy
- Tommy: If you play PUBG without me I will never stream again.
Tubbo: Is that a threat or a promise?
- Phil, randomly to Kristen: What about the PP crystal? The right testie is bigger than the left? Oh no.
Kristen, in the background: That’s normal though, right?
Tommy: Shut up, Phil. Fix my PUBG, bitch
- Tommy: Billzo just messaged me saying “I’m outside” and I don’t know how long he’s been there. I can hear him.
Phil: Fucking answer the door!
Tubbo: No, don’t.
- Tommy lied for no reason but Bill is coming over to his
- Trump vs Obama RP
- Tommy, apologetic: I love you, Tubbo.
Tubbo, done with his shit: k.
Me: I may have been mistaken about how this stream would go.
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