Okay, so you can make lame puns, Melissa. That’s fair.
Its safe for you to assume she never replied back 😂
also i’m sorry but “rally the troupes” may be my finest fic title pun ever 🤣🙈
I scrolled through my camera roll and found some feet pics. I’m willing to sell my essential worker sole. 😏 🦶
yoon and talay icons and matching icons (>_<)
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HOW DO YOU CALL A PICKLE THAT SOMEONE USED TO PLEASURE THEMSELVES WITH
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”
The panda yells back at the bartender, “Hey, I’m a PANDA! Look it up!” The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
“A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
Pandas are not very good at comprehending punctuation…
What’s a Dog’s favourite genre of music?
Kiba: Shino are you drunk again?
Shino *in a bee costume: Nah, just a little buzzed
What is George’s least favourite flavour of crisps?
Sometimes Yumyum’s plans are confusing so I have to ask him Y