#pun of the day

[punoftheday2024]

January 5, 2024

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A rope goes into a bar. The bartender says “get out of here we don’t serve ropes!” The rope goes outside, twists himself all up and unravels both ends and then goes back into the bar. The bartender says, “hey, aren’t you that rope I just kicked out?” The rope said “nope, I’m a frayed knot!”

#pun of the day #pun of the day 2024 #pun #puns #joke #jokes #humor #funny

[the-honk-legion]

My friend’s bakery burned down last week. It was a terrible shame.

I guess you could say his business… was toast.

- 🟣

#posts from the carnivale #legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #pun of the day

[grrrlpunk]

jojo’s bizarre love triangle

#pun of the day

[jamiethenerd]

January 11, 2024

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Where are your arnold schwarzenegger action figures? Aisle B, back.

#pun of the day #pun of the day 2024 #pun #puns #joke #jokes #funny #humor #arnold schwarzenegger #action figures

[occasionallysubtle]

pikachu ~ mini archival prints available here

#artists on tumblr #pokemon #illustration #pun #valentines day

[endless-shelter]

After god knows how many years I finally recreated this post. It's the stupidest thing ever, but god. The calls for recreation of this have finally been quelled.

#art #my art #redraw #valentines #valentines card #I'm not even into valentines this was for a silly server art contest originally and i knew i had to commit to the pun i came up with. #and then i knew i had to bring that cursed art justice. #valentines day

[freckled-words]

January 19th

"Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing."

#pun of the day #January #pun calendar #funny #humor #you're welcome

[mugwot]

funnyjokespunperson

#cozy-comfy reading a book recovering <3 #vulnerability? sorry all they got is puns #love them for it tbh so real for that #i imagine this being somewhen post-game so #isat spoilers #sorry but i do not believe that Vaugarde or really any other place has no constellations at all #they are so usefull! for navigation or for calendar keeping! #so yeah now there Are constellations they are just niche knowledge for like sailing or for understanding how the calendar formed #i guess there is also specifically ursa minor what a coincidence #did you know that there are myths based on how constellations behave through out the year? #scorpio and orion are never seen on the sky at the same time and theres a myth about how the scorpion killed him #but he was immortalized on the night sky (the scorpion also got immortalized because fuck orion) #rant over have a nice day #isat #in stars and time #isat siffrin #my art

[ssstrawberryflowers]

glad i didn't have to wait for may 10th to have a reason to draw maid stuff

happy 7-S!

#v1 ultrakill #ultrakill #ultrakill spoilers #spoilers i'm too busy with brutal and also school to go and actually play 7-S :( sorry #i just really wanted to draw maid dresses #this one's rather conservative too #may 10th is just maid day in japan (phonetic pun as is always the case)

[puppyeared]

slow

#i realized this only a few days ago #and every person ive recounted this story to got the pun right on the spot #explains why my brothers nickname for me is epimetheus #im gonna go lie down #yapping #comics #doodles #animal crossing #acnh #manila.. clam....

[punoftheday2024]

January 13 & 14, 2024

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do you call batman after he gets beaten up?

Bruised Wayne.

#pun of the day #pun of the day 2024 #pun #puns #joke #jokes #humor #funny #batman #bruce wayne

[geekstudio]

Pokemon Valentines by Kuitsuku

Also available as stickers in their shop here!

#Pokemon #valentines #valentines day #puns #funny #video games #gaming #retro gaming #Nintendo #illustration #artist #small business #stickers

[the-honk-legion]

I was wondering why that Impossiball was getting bigger… and then it hit me!

- 🟠

#posts from the carnivale #legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #pun of the day

[camiliar]

Monster valentines day cards for your little beast (Part 2)

#valentines day #cute #art #my art #werewolf #dragon #unicorn #sphinx #vampire #selkie #mermaid #valentine #valentines #monster #beast #pun #puns

[jamiethenerd]

my pun calendar the other day

i find this so funny in many ways

#puns #jokes #pun of the day #just like the interent #i love puns

[dailyperkele]

Day 24 - Buckshot Roulette

Don't mind him, he is taking a shot at a new career.

#fear and hunger #fear & hunger #per'kele #f&h termina #fear and hunger termina #f&h #daily per'kele #buckshot roulette screenshot redraw #I've been listening to the Buckshot Roulette OST for a whole day send help #not sorry for the awful pun