#punch-pie

[saitama-vs]

Can Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

#polls #one punch man #saitama #pinkie pie #my little pony

[mayhasopinions]

what in the lgbt even was this scene (see tags for discussion)

#firstly loki calming mobius down with pie after mobius punched a bitch #he knows him so well #secondly mobius not wanting to return to his timeline because he likes his life at the TVA #let me repeat that #he likes his life with LOKI and he doesnt wanna go back to his timeline in fear of losing him again #loki literally saying 'oh dw bb we all get mad when i got mad i took over a city it happens to everyone' #then mobius being like 'you can do it ur the god of mischief :)' #then loki tilting his head and smiling and sTARING at him like the most smitten idiot ever #call me delulu but that's what i see #omw to put on my clown shoes honk honk #lokius #loki #loki show #loki s2 #mobius m mobius #mcu #marvel

[hawberries]

um… fear me! please!

[image is a digital drawing of Estelle, tearing up and looking extremely nervous in her body language.]

#her outfit is kinda nuts but she is my most beloved cutie pie regardless #local croc punches enemies to shreds three at a time #arknights #estelle #fanart #people!

[phoenixcatch7]

The Wayne doll house

Have some haunted doll au, since it's been bubbling away in my mind.

The bat cave is large and sprawling, many layers and tunnels and hollowed out cracks in the walls. It takes many years to fully reinforce to prevent stray kids from tripping into stagnant waters or fall down crags as he once did. The doll cave, as it becomes known, is in one of the deepest, darkest corners, one where the lights of the furnished caverns above don't reach.

It's one late night sitting at the computer when it suddenly occurs to Bruce that his first encounter with a doll was at the well entrance, many levels above.

There was nothing there when he went back.

-

The justice league stared at the subaru. The subaru, having no eyes, did not stare back.

The seven of them had just finished a very long, arduous mission, and narrowly escaped government censure after the base they'd been raiding had turned out to belong to some corrupt official. With the alert up, they couldn't escape through city airspace, or even in their hero suits.

So civilian it was.

Batman had hotwired some bloke's car while the rest of them ducked into alleys and shop bathrooms, but the problem remained. There was seven of them. And five seats.

"I can shift into something more suitable for being carried," suggested j'onn, "but I believe one of us might have to hide."

"Foot well?" Hal tried, and everyone looked around at the tall, bulky, broad heroes.

"Think they'd have to go in the boot," Barry finally said. Everyone immediately turned to him. "No."

Batman spoke up before the discussion could devolve.

"I think.... I would be best for that."

The team stared.

"Batsy?"

Having no lungs meant he could not drag in the tired sigh he wished, but whatever force allowed this body to talk was capable of approximating something suitably resigned.

"As I am, I am... incapable of fully passing as human. It would be best if I remained out of sight."

"So just? Go change? I swear we won't be weird about whoever you are under the mask. Even if you're like, bald."

"Thank you, Wally, but I'm afraid I'm being serious." Reaching for the mask in broad daylight was unpleasant, but the glue and wires held as he gave it a few thorough tugs. "It doesn't detach."

Everyone stared. Clark reached out as if he wanted to check, but withdrew.

"Do you even have a civilian identity??" Oliver eventually asked. "Because at this point I'm genuinely not sure."

Wayne Enterprises and Queen Industries had a meeting that same evening. "Hn."

"Can we go back to the 'incapable of passing as human' part?!"

"We can discuss it in the car," he snapped, stalking past Barry and popping the boot. "In case you haven't forgotten, we're on a time limit."

For once, that seemed to encourage them, and batman, with great dignity, folded his joints and cape into the small space, ignoring Hal's mutter of 'what kind of contortionist -' as he slammed the lid. With a little shuffling he managed to activate his comms.

"I will inform the watchtower of our delay."

"Batman, they're tapping all outgoing signals, you can't -"

"It won't trigger," he interrupted, before he twisted his consciousness and sent it spiralling across the country.

Bruce awoke with a groan, stretching his limbs and taking a moment to marinate in his annoyance before he reached for the comm and voice modulator on the beside table.

"Batman to watchtower, we've encountered delays. If the Texan state government calls we haven't entered the state in six weeks. Batman out."

-

"Alien?"

"No."

"Reanimated corpse?"

"No."

"Uh... Demon?"

"Hm. No."

"You're not just a meta human, are you?"

"No."

"Vampire?"

"No."

"Robot??"

"No."

"Batsy, please, someone's got to win the bet eventually. How do we even know you're not lying?!"

"You don't," Batman said, not looking up from his paperwork and Flash groaned, letting his sticky notes fall to the floor as he buried his head in his arms.

"One day," he bemoaned to the keyboard, "one day we'll figure it out."

"Until then please keep your eyes on the monitors."

Flash groaned again.

-

Robin ducked under superman's arm as he scuttled down the corridor, laden with the night's haul of snacks. The real problem wasn't getting them - stopping league members from raiding the kitchen would be extremely counterproductive - but keeping them until he could return home to his human body to eat them. Batman had started searching him each time they left and it was really cutting into his daily sugar intake. Unfair! Just because he didn't actually use energy to stay up my night to fight crime, it felt like he did!!

'Oh, you're broken, Robin, oh, don't go out until the glue has fully set, Robin' his arm was fine! It wasn't like there was much crime to be fought on the watchtower anyway! At least not physically.

So he was pretty pleased with himself until he went to set the snacks down and found that the tar like glue they used had soaked through the sleeve and gotten all over his chocolates.

With his other hand, he tried to pry them off, wincing as the wrappers tore and stuck. He tried to shake it, ignoring the way his elbow rattled in the joint.

"Come on, come on - aw, cheezits."

The arm fell off. Robin stared despondently at the limb, surrounded by torn wrappers and dripping black glue where it connected to the elbow. The sour stink of formaldehyde filled the air.

He was going to be in such trouble with Bruce.

The click of the door jerked his head up.

Flash stood in the doorway, wide eyed. Robin stared back.

Flash screamed.

Oh yeah @dehydratedmockingbird have a thing

#batman #Possessed doll au #bruce wayne #justice league #cryptid batman #Cryptid batfam #Didn't fit in there but I wanted to include that every bat member has a mask that covers their mouth #They've all got nutcracker jaws #I don't know the technical name but you know the ones where only a block moves for the mouth and the cheeks don't? #Super creepy on a life size thing I'd imagine #So if their mouth guard or mask gets ruined guess who's having nightmares that night! #Normally cryptid batfam go to great lengths to Look Inhuman and these guys still do it's just easier to not get joints jammed if you cover #Them up. Doesn't mean they haven't pavloved the whole criminal underground into terror at the sound of wooden clacking #They can turn ALL their joints 360 and it terrifies the average goon when you try to sneak behind a bat and it just swivels around to lock #With you. They grapple by shooting their hands out (so they can't lose their grapples) and it doesn't look nice. Yes they use it to #High five from across rooftops or grab things. Punch people in the face from the rafters. (pie the joker) #Their outfits look painted on (they mostly are). Ears swivel. They each have gliding wings installed in their backs after a scare with ivy #Clark was too polite to ask about the rattling and hissing noises he made until one day he was scouting with xray vision glanced over #And nearly screamed XD #long post #long tags

[theloveinc]

bf deku who's a little creepy with his love for u..

in a good way ... or a bad way?👁️👁️

Anywayyyyyy yeah. Yeah. You think it's just the honeymoon stage at first, cuz I mean, you feel the same and think it's all very sweet... but suddenly it's your year and six month anniversary and you realize none of his """"wacky"""" behavior has ever really stopped or changed.

But it is... cute? Sweet, at least, the way he's a lil overbearing about things. Always trying to feed you, whether at home or out in public... little bits of his lunch he breaks off to give you when you're sitting on his lap, to watch you eat and make sure you smile about.

(Or the ones he comes into the room just to give you, like he was specifically thinking about you when he ordered a bento at the cafe, spoon in hand loaded with all your favorite things. you glare, cheekily, cuz you always tell him to order what HE wants, but no, never. he'd rather split everything with you than have anything of his own, and if he had his way, he always would.)

Even shower time, cuz if he's not in the water with you (big hands always peeling the soap and loofa and shampoo out of your grasp so he can wash you for you, big hands doing other things to your body that you enjoy but definitely do not include what you're supposed to be doing)... he's sitting on the toilet right next to you, playing on his phone while he waits for you to get out, OR even sitting against the door outside, after jiggling the handle and whining about you not letting him in.

(i saw a funny tik tok that was like, "whenever they say they're showering" and it was the guy running across the house naked LMFAO to get in with her... that's deku.)

And when you get mad at him, lock him out of the bedroom cuz he won't stop weeping and apologizing... he'll lay down on the floor outside and stick his fingers underneath the door to wiggle them at you, his nose too, like it will make you less angry, like he couldn't just bust the whole thing down if he REALLY wanted to (which he doesn't really, not unless you were in danger, not including the time you accidentally locked him out and he came home from patrol so exhausted that he popped the knob right off it's handle accidentally slamming it into the wall trying to get into bed with you).

LOOOOL and you go to his agency one day for some reason (he always wants to see you, his favorite days are when you visit for any reason), and while he's packing up to take a break with you, his computer backgrounds and screensavers are literally all just pictures of you. literally. every single one you've ever taken practically, even the gag photos you send your friends, with your hair all done for bed and face shiny from moisturizer...

It's almost like he snuck onto your phone once or twice to download everything onto his... which like. hmmmmmmmm. LOL. okay. Not to mention the fact that he has locations on and texts you whenever you go ANYWHERE. Even to the konbini across the street. Like he's constantly looking.

Bakugo def adores u for keeping deku out of his hair, but lowkey also has a little beef with you, too, for being practically the only other thing he talks about aside from work and business lksdfjadksljf.

and tbh? i'd feel bad for him, too.

#deku #he's cute but he needs to be punched LOL #i feel like this isn't .......... #entirely canon but i do it see #in a world where he goes a little off his rocker #i mean he already is but this is like #what happens if he's real scared of loosing u #cuz i do like sweetie pie classically sweet trusting deku #but insane deku............ *puts him in my chest cavity* #i have no idea #i hope this was alright! #i was thinking about it these past two days 24/7 basically #IDK HOW TO FEEL I HOPE U LIKE IT #caitie things #gen #anon

[punch-pie]

I almost forgot to post my piece for the Back to Skool K² Fanzine!! aaa it was so much fun working on it!!

You can view and download it for free right here! <3

#south park #fanart #punch-pie-art #k2 #kenny mccormick #sp k2 #fanzine #back to skool

[spooky-activity]

I can’t believe Fire Emblem Three Hopes unburied their gay

#monica von ochs #black eagles #fire emblem 3 hopes #few3h #fire emblem three hopes #fe16 #i can’t believe they let her be THAT fruity #like honestly #she’s a fruit pie #a fruit basket #fruit punch #what a feral little gremlin of a lesbian #and she’s PINK #which honestly is a big win #not as nice a shade as Hilda but I understand they couldn’t use the exact same #is there anything more fruity than fire magic #don’t mind me I’m just gonna make her hair a liiiiiittle longer #because I like the shape better #mine #my art #fanart #they dug her up just so she could simp for Edelgard #and you know what? #I’m not mad about it #good for her

[precious-little-scoundrel]

elvis having a straight man panic is my favorite genre of elvis

Ok but same

#there is a type of southern gentlman so true blue apple pie straight that he happily wears pink and chokers and acts like a tart who #upon being mistaken for an actual tart will inevitably be #aghast and panicked and throw a punch or #… #‘cause no all the deepthroated microphones and times he sang to you in the shower while he sat on the toilet did not signal shit man #sarge asks #hey marina

[cansofbees]

Pennyroyal <3 monk/druid Satyr lady for a Darrington Brigade one shot I played back in Febuary.

#described her to my dm as 'pinkie pie that likes punching' #oc: Pennyroyal #dnd #dnd art #dungeons and dragons #satyr #monk #druid #digital art

[kazz-brekker]

a trope that i really enjoy in stories is when an incredibly repressed or tightly controlled character’s mask slips for just for a minute because they’re so overwhelmed by something and you realize that they actually feel things very deeply but can’t/won’t show it most of the time

#like kwannon in hellions punching the wall and screaming do i look like i blame other people when her ai daughter was destroyed #or missouri kite in the kingdoms sitting with his back to joe and joe realizes he's crying but he never turns around #or aemond at storm's end being this sinister calm and collected villain until he screams give me your eye #i just! i reallyyyyy like it when characters are tightly controlled but let go of it for a second #pie says stuff #tropes #writing #oooh also percy de rolo being like a stuffy inventory guy for 2 episodes and then going nuts on the briarwoods in the 3rd ep of vox machina #it's a good trope. makes me insane when employed well

[ewoudcponies]

Two ponies added today, one of which is a time traveler.

Day eighteen of this multi-day drawing.

#flitter #spitfire #derpy hooves #octavia melody #limestone pie #roseluck #vinyl scratch #marble pie #starlight glimmer #spike #twilight sparkle #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #applejack #fluttershy #rarity #maud pie #trixie lulamoon #berry punch #queen chrysalis #pipp petals

[writing-till-i-am-dead]

#Poll #tumblr polls #my polls #polls #poll time #polls on tumblr #Suntan #omori #sbg #school bus graveyard #Astarion #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #Mlp #sunset shimmer #pinkie pie #sunpie #saki sanobashi #go for a punch #fanfic blog #fanfic poll #writers on tumblr #writerscommunity #Creepypasta

[sammygender]

YALL ARE NOT SERIOUS PEOPLE no way i’m looking at the tumblr tag for spn 7x03 aka the sam centric flashback episode dealing with his childhood trauma and how he feels like he’s a freak and everyone is just posting about DEAN. dean and his stupid fucking pie. dean winchester used to be my guy! genuinely! s2-3 i truly thought i was a deangirl! But you people (plus this show atp lmfao) are making me hate him😭

#he was cute witn his silly pie. and i care for him and understand he’s grieving cas and thinks he’s about to lose sam and is therefore copin #Awfully and doing things like resorting to black and white john winchester embedded monster racism to do so #But thing is i’m actually getting pretty fucking sick of him coping awfully #he never learns he never grows he just gets angrier. he’s incapable of seeing sammy as someone whose decisions can be respected despite the #fact sam literally SAVED THE WORLD by SACRIFICING HIMSELF. #he just sits around and drinks and tries to become his father and avoid becoming his father in equal amounts #he’s actually awful!! sam goes off to do a case something totally justified (tho sure he could’ve asked) and dean fucking punches him in the #face… and somehow it just Doesn’t feel haha funny because its forceful and it’s serious and this is like the 3rd time he’s done this shit #and it’s also in the same ep where we see sams fraught relationship w john (Bc Duh) which is paralleled to the relationship amy has with her #mom where her mom fucking hits her. like. #dean winchester!!! when i find you!!!!!!!! stop recreating ur trauma!!!!!!!! stop taking shit out on sam :( #he cares sooooooooo deeply and it affects every fucking thing he does that’s why he’s so awful and why he cant cope #But guess what the same can be said about john winchezter the same can be said about a LOT of people. doesn’t excuse anything dean. GET YOUR #SHIT TOGETHER. #i love dean he’s vividly compelling to me. But. :/ #oliver talks #sam winchester

[thematchandkerosene]

Me as Tatsumaki 💚

#tatsumaki #one punch man #sexy cosplayer #cosplay #one punch man tatsumaki #cutie pie #green #green hair #cosplay girls #sexy tease #daddy's good girl

[hearts-hunger]

girls be experiencing every human emotion simultaneously on some random monday at 11 pm

#i need to cry and go clubbing and drive to colorado and get dicked down and punch through the wall and make an apple pie #and have a cigarette. u know how it is #maddie.txt

[ponyartistbrainiac]

Last one for now

Out of context sketches mostly from our fallout equestria pathfinder game

#my art #my little pony #mlp #mlp fim #art #fanart #mlp oc #my little pony friendship is magic #mlp fim oc #fallout equestria #fallout equestria:all things unequal #thunder punch #casey #shotglass #river run #spinch #somber #pinkie pie #party nuke #sketch #azaan #swan song #lavos