#punker chick

[selamat-linting]

ah yes, my blorbo. his name is cm punk, government name is phillip jack brooks. the cm on his name currently stands for chicago made, but other people and even himself occasionally say it stands for something else like cookie monster, cookie puss, cant mma, cum master, chick magnet, cock magnet, cancer man, cat man, etc. he has sworn under oath for a defamation case that it stood for chick magnet.

but throughout the years he's officially nicknamed as the second city saint, the straight edge superstar, straight edge savior, straight edge cultist, straight edge scumbag, best in the world, and voice of the voiceless. there's also nicknames made by other people or various internet communities with its own parodies like cm drunk, cm junk, cp munk, pg punk, pepsi phil, saint pepsi the phil, lockport phil, one mill phil, one bill phil, punker, punko, punkity punker, the devil, collision girl, and ofc his newest nickname, The Succubus™

now that we're done talking about his name, let me tell you about his career. you see it all started from 199-

#cm punk

[dickarchivist]

Question for Spector: What’s the worst/most awkward date you’ve ever been on?

Specter: oh that's easy. My first date with Delilah. It wasn't even a date, not really, just- hang on this has to go under the cut, Athena's here.

Specter: so I met her at a bar, right? Loud, noisy, obnoxious, like Tommy but without any of his charm.

Phantom: aww, Specs, c'mere that's so sweet

Specter, shoving Phantom away by the face as Phantom makes kissy noises at him, both of them laughing: Phantom! Let me answer this!

Phantom, sighing dramatically: my brotherly love, spurned!! How could you!

Specter, chuckling: you'll live. So, anyway, awful bar. We see each other from across the room and my first thought is "I'd let this woman destroy me." Tall, sharp, angry looking punker chick. 100% my type, then she starts walking toward me.

Says, "Take a picture asshole, it'll last longer."

So I did. I took the kriffin' picture. What was supposed to be a one night hate-fuck-a-thon turned into a really beautiful relationship. Don't know where I'd be without her-- actually yes I do. I know exactly where I'd be...

(This ask features @a-single-tulip 's oc Delilah Murphy! She's Specs' Canon ship ♡ )

#from the archivist #grave squad clones #asks for grave squad #take it to the grave nye 2023 #clone oc specter #clone oc phantom

[dilf-in-peril]

She’s a Shark

Summary: You eat CM Punk

Pairing: ROH CM Punk / Fem!Reader

CM Punk, the most annoying man in the Ring of Honor, has just been in a really tough match against some other guy, whose name you don’t know, because you only came to see CM Punk. Now the match is over and he’s on his way to the locker room, covered in sweat and blood, looking like a delicious rotisserie chicken. You somehow managed to get backstage due to your connection and now you block his path in the long dark corridor leading to the locker room.

“Huh?” he says, scratching his blond head, speaking in a bitchy manner. “Who are you?”

“I am Y/N,” you say quietly and menacingly, “and I am your biggest fan in the whole wide world.”

He’s not really listening to you. “Who let you in here, you’re not one of the boys’ chicks,” he says turning his head to see if security is around, but they are not, you are all alone together, just you and Punk.

“He he he,” you laugh and take a step closer, stretching your grabby fingers out to touch Punk’s brilliant shiny skin.

“You some kind of crazy chick?” he asks, making his cute little annoyed face.

You giggle. “Yeah, you could say so,” you purr and then you open your mouth wide and your mouth is full of small pointy teeth like a shark.

“WTF,” Punk cries out, stumbling backwards, but he is tired from the match and you are a fast and powerful shark girl, so you throw him against the wall and then corner him against it, your two big strong arms left and right of his head, trapping him against the wall, as he moans in pain from hitting the wall so hard.

“What the fuck are you,” Punk asks, voice quivering and he whimpers pathetically as you lean in closer, dragging your nose down the side of his face and to his neck, sniffing in the ring mat musk clinging to his alabaster skin.

“You smell so good, Punker - can I call you that?”

He nods slowly, his greasy, wet hair rubbing against your cheek, because you are still sniffing his neck, which makes you giggle, making him jump in terror.

“Punker, I love you so much, I have never told anyone about this, but you are my favorite wrestler in the world, you are sooo cute I just want to eat you up!” you say while placing little kisses on Punk’s neck.

“T-thanks,” Punk stutters.

“Will you be my boyfriend?”

“S-sure,” Punk says. He’s trembling all over, you can hear his teeth clattering. “J-just let me get dressed a-and I’ll t-take y-you out to McDonalds, s-swe... s-sweetheart.”

That’s so cute, he’s such a gentleman, and you are hungry, but for something else...

“You smell so good,” you say, sniffing his sweaty armpits, “I could swallow you whole!”

Punk laughs nervously. “I guess you could swallow my-”

Before he can finish his sentence you unlock your jaw and open your toothy mouth very, very, very wide, so wide that when you snap at Punk you can fit his whole head into your mouth.

“Mmpff-mmm-mmm-mm-mpfff-mmm,” complains Punk inside your mouth.

He’s so tasty!

You open your jaw wider, and wider, scratching him up with your teeth, blood flowing down his muscular body in red rivulets. Trying to get past the shoulders is always the hardest part. He’s still screaming and kicking his legs and punching your big strong chest, but to no avail - Slurp! Down he goes, head, shoulders, torso, all down your throat and into your tummy.

In the end you spit out his shorts, shoes and kickpads and wobble back to your car. Later you get a stomach ache because delicious as he might appear on the inside CM Punk is rancid and bitter.

#cm punk x female reader #my writing #my fanfic #please like and reblog <3

[boag]

There’s this one gay club in Chile that I rlly wanna go to someday….. I’ve been following them on IG for years bc they sometimes throw these Skins parties where they have their DJs spinning all these like classic late 2000s britpop songs, as well as a lot of the shit they played in the show like Crystal Castles and also similar stuff to that like Grimes’ older work . And in another area they play similar stuff but from Spanish artists. And they booked a deephouse DJ to perform in another area and like . Idk it’s just a party designed to replicate the vibe of a party scene from Skins!!!! ….I’ve never wanted to visit anywhere more than I want to visit this random Chilean nightclub on a Skins night. 💀 (their IG is @blondieclubcl if any of u are interested in checking them out)

They do all kinds of other parties too with equally cool themes. The building seems to have four different sections, each playing a different style of music based on the theme. The club is named Blondie after ICONIC new wave band fronted by number 1 most legendary pop diva/rock chick of all time (and my actual drag mother), Miss Deborah Harry. They sometimes do new wave/punk rock parties and the posters are covered in old pics of Debbie from her late-70s punker era and they play all this good ass old music from those scenes…. They got Kitsch parties… “Studio 2054” where they play like Britney/dance pop in one room, techno in another room, Britpop in another, and 80s pop in the last room. They did a “spice girls special” at the Pride party where the theme was literally “Spice Up Your Pride” . They held a “Kylie Cabaret” for Kylie Minogue’s birthday this year…. Last month they threw a “Dark Dance” party where industrial, electrodark, futurepop, aggrotech, synth pop, darkwave, new wave, nümetal, 80s-90s “MTV” alternative rock, and 2000s emo were among the genres played throughout the night in the different sections… That party had a whole block dedicated to gothic pop music like the cure, crystal castles, etc and another block in another room where they played all emo 2000s stuff like my chemical romance and evanescence.

Like all of these parties look absolutely FIRE but I mostly just wanna attend a Skins party soooooo fucking bad…. Imagine if we all planned a meet up at one of those parties… it would be so cool to meet y’all and act like we’re troubled British teens during the late aughts 😭 Ummm actually… that’s a gr8 idea but I don’t have the money to organize smth like that sooo. Just consider this post an open invite to ANY and ALL low-down, trashy, sexy Tumblr bitches to meet me on the astral plane this Friday night and we’ll send our minds and souls over to Santiago, Chile and have a grand fucking time acting like our own self-insert Skins characters 🇨🇱

[rebels-love]

OMG - this is a grown up version of my childhood crush :)

Tough looking with leather from top to toe, and a pair of worn out AF1’s. Yeah, that must be her 😂

Actually the childhood girl I’m talking about was not my crush, but she had a crush on me at some point. I was immature at that time, and did not consider her girlfriend material at all. However, as some of the posts in this blog describe, she unconsciously brainwashed me in many ways with her rough-and-tough traits and badass clothing style.

Now, the reason this photo reminds me of her is the worn out Nike Air Force sneakers. It was her favorite pair of kicks for a long time. I clearly remember her saying she could kill to get a pair of these sneakers, when she saw them for the first time in some movie that I cannot remember. She didn't kill anyone though, but worked hard at some burger bar to afford them. I remember she felt so cool and proud when she finally got them. However, being a tomboy they came to look like the one in the photo after some weeks. Now, she still loved them and kept using them until they fell apart.

Sounds ridiculous, I know. But you have no idea who many times this girl teased me sexually, while she had on these sneakers in combination with all kinds of rebellious outfits she liked. In the start I was like WTF are you doing -  stop this! Then I got used to it. Lastly, I liked it. The sneakers somehow got imprinted in my sexual mindset as the ultimate “bad girl” sneakers.

Now, she also liked to wear leather sometimes - wanting to be a rock chick, punker etc. It was not real leather, but some PU-leather pants and skirt she had. When she took on the mini skirt, net stockings, and her bling bling, I recall her mom complaining that she looked like a prostitute. But she did not care, and her mom just shook her head and let her do it.

Anyway, I really find that kind of toned down badass outfit, as shown in the photo, awesomely badass and sexy. I love it!

[ellyllonselegantemporium]

I've identified as so many things in my life. I was that punker, that goth chick, that biker bitch. The girl who always marched to the beat of her own drum.

The woman who knew what she wanted, who cut off her nose despite her face. I've earned it. I've lived it. I still live those things, and so many more.

I've settled beneath me, I've faked beyond me, and can still keep up with the times.

I'm ever evolving, still true to those roots, and still getting on, day after day. I have no idea even yet, where this all shall take me, but I know, I'll go out screaming and kicking no matter where my journey ends, and for once, I'm at peace with that.

[grapefruittwostep]

Sometimes I get a little annoyed about how people make fun of punk pop, but then I realize that I, a punk pop fan, fucking HATE my small hometown so fair critique

#is this real life? #i’m a stereotype #it’s fine #punker chick #pop punk

[heroin-lips]

this me looking hot

#punk #punk girl #punk rock #punky #punker #myspace #chick #old web #oi! #sharp #grunge #sharp skinhead #Spotify

[timwrightt]

#silver #punk #chick #cute #pretty #pale #girl #woman #punk rock #punker #emo #hot

[hompunkulus]

9. How do you feel about God? (aka TBUT, That Bastard Up There)

I think hating God is an outdated concept. It's better to live by your own virtues then waste energy on something out of your control. There is also the question of 'what is God' and not 'who God is.'

From a purely Abrahmanic perspective, which I'm sure this question is based, yeah, fuck that guy. Honestly, Jesus was Punker Prime (Book of Matthew, not Book of Mark), he's alright in my book. His Father on the other hand, He was an ultraviolent, abusive, misogynist, and rape culture supporting consciousness. We see it today in religious zealotry pushing for Conversion Therapy (Chick Filet, I see you), and anti-trans, anti-abortion laws. That is no God I desire to follow and one I gladly stand against.

On a more philosophical level, God is many things. The prototype of all energy and information, a concept we can never really comprehend. Beyond STEM (Space-Time, Energy, Matter) yet still very much a part - Panentheism.

God can be understood as the complete picture of all realities, a multiversal approach beyond the stuffy egomania of Abrahmanic religions. God can also simply be a word, god, that describes a powerful being beyond human but still within reach. Like our good ol' pal Satan.

#mutant sorcery #syzygy of psyan #sub spiritual bacteria #elder itch #surrealitch #absurd #luciferian #satanism #agnostic satanism #hail satan #666 #30 days luciferian challenge #ave luciferi #good ol' pal Satan

[kcomesundone]

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http://kristiancomesundone.com

#punk #punk girl #punk not dead #punker #punk chick #punks #punksnotdead #punkstyle #punkshitposts #punksdresspunk #punks not dead

[thelemoncoffee]

so, my headcanon sisters for Kokichi- Chuya and Yashiko, imma keep Yashiko as his little 9 y/o sister with a stutter, but i thought it would be funny to make Chuya Kokichi's fraternal twin instead of older sister.

the reason being is Chuya is not only hella punk and not much alike to Kokichi in personality (she's more like Rantaro but less chill), but also she's like way taller than Kokichi cause of the growth stunt he had in middle school, and then add a few inches on cause she likes wearing those fancy platform punker boots.

so like- imagine this 5'1 little smirky fox of a dude, and this 5'5 +3in platforms punkrocker chick- doing the twins thing where they say the exact same thing at the exact same time, or they casually say absolute nonsense to one another and somehow communicate like that.

the chaos is beautiful, and i refuse to not have Chuya be his twin because of this.

The Ouma siblings are my chaos children and i love them

#danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #ndrv3 #kokichi ouma #ouma siblings

[punkcuntinvacafuckingville-blog]

My hawk instists on standing all the time, i fuckin love it

#punk #punker #chick #mohawk #bored #im bored

[verseofthedead]

Some older punk chick commented on my growl at karaoke and I'm like where are you and your van of misfit punkers when I'm screaming against me! in the car at a stoplight at 3 am when I am at my peak

#i am drunk #someone let me be intheir band #i got the chops

[rebels-love]

The geeky colleague with secret baddie skills

Very cliche-ish photo, but my stupid sex brain just love it. The outfit immediately make me fantasize about a geeky little badass with an athletic body and assertive, rebellious behavior. Yeah, intelligent “bitches” with an attitude has always been my thing :)

In fact, the outfit brings back to mind a former colleague of mine. She had a naughty and assertive vibe to her, but at work she always behaved professionally and dressed formally. But then one day at a concert, I could not believe my own eyes. She wore the most sexy rock-chick outfit I’ve ever seen. A snug fit leather pants and band t-shirt combi revealed her athletic body, as well as an inner rocker-meets-geek-punker that completely swept me off my feet. She had piercings in her nose and belly button, bright colored stripes in her hair, and wore various cool bling bling accessories. I recall a choker, studded belt, leather bracelet, and black converse sneakers with studs as well. She proudly oozed out tons of self-confidence in that badass outfit, that she clearly found awesomely dope herself as well. I were breathless! Unfortunately, when she approached me, I turned into a tongue tied dork. After that episode, she smiled naughty to me at work. However, I never conjures up the guts to approach her because of my shyness and social awkwardness at that time.

[haunterrr]

low key kind of love that people at work think of me as the weird, creepy, pale, clumsy, “punker” chick.

thanks guys.

#about me