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punstermaster · 23 days ago
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If you enjoyed this meme, follow my blog @punstermaster for more funny puns.
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animefoodisthebomb · 11 days ago
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Heroes and Villains #2
Villain: If two plus two equals four, then you plus me equals four-ever
Hero:...
Villain *Bites lip*
Hero: We are literally in the middle of a deadly fight
Villain:...I can multitask
Hero *Facepalms and mumbles to themselves*: I can't believe I like you
Villain: What?
Hero: What?
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kirain · 5 months ago
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Man, the last episode of Invincible was really off the rails. I mean, I know Nolan has to train Mark and get him on the right track, but there had to be a better way to express himself.
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batfishfrog · 6 months ago
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Incorrect Quotes
Anathema: "Okay, so I've got a latte here for you, Aziraphale, and an americano for Crowley--"
Crowley: "Er-- I can't really have caffeine..."
Aziraphale: "It makes him... viperactive."
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spiderfraud · a month ago
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I don’t have any irl friends to show this to, so here y’all go
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frankiebatts · 22 days ago
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I honestly love all these Jewey puns😁 Shout-out to my friend’s Instagram @adifferentpointofjew .
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punstermaster · 8 days ago
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miss-alice-evelynn · a year ago
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Grace: I've made beef tenderloins.
Diego: thanks mom
Vanya: looks great mom
Klaus: Budapest is gonna love this.
Luther: budapest
Klaus: yeah I named my stomach Budapest.
Ben: huh?
Allison: why?
Klaus: because it's the capital of HUNGRY
Everyone:
Five: I'm grabbing the shotgun.
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animefoodisthebomb · 7 days ago
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Person A & B #4
Person A *Building IKEA furniture and whines*: I’ve been working long and hard on this
Person B *Smirking*: You know what else is long and hard?
Person A *Getting flustered*: NO! DON’T S-
Person B *Grins*: The journey to success
Person A: I hate you...
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incorrectgenerations · a year ago
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Gen Z: How do turtles communicate?
Millennial: Most likely with sight and feeling, although I don't know if they have a more direct way of communicating but I feel like they-
Gen Z: With their shell phones.
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