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livinxdead · 6 months
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premierweird · 1 month
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kingofthebunnies · 11 days
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Somebunny will Always Love You
I think self love has a big emphasis and thats wonderful; but its always good to be reminded that somebunny is always gonna have you in their heart, even if its just a bunny! If you really love my designs and wish to support my work, I encourage checking out my stuff on redbubble, where you can get this precious design and more<3 Small support from you folks helps artists like me and others stay afloat!
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felixpigtails · 8 months
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chan: where were you?
minho: I had a date. it was pretty good actually
chan: that’s good
chan, going to be dumb: maybe you should have a fig tomorrow
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inquirewithbillcipher · 4 months
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For you Bill, a mistle-toe
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Everyone is so creative! I love puns!
-Bill
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thesockghost · 4 months
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While lunar and earth might have the most screen time in the show, Pollux and caster are the real stars of L.A.E.S :)
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dogs-love-bacon · 3 months
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I just wanted to be stupid after all of those medical comics. X-D
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yickle-twees · 9 days
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any joke can be a dick joke if you think long and hard about it.
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supakixbabe · 2 months
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I heard the doctor said Swerve had some… big pressure from that blow.
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panicatthepoet · 7 months
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Because moles are currently a thing:
One day, 3 moles (a father, mother, and hound child) wake up in their burrow which rests atop a hill in the country side. On a neighboring hill, there is a farm house which is renowned for their artisan foods. The moles begin to smell something delicious, but they just can’t seem to place the smell. As the tallest, the father moles is first to stick his head out to get a better sniff. How yells down the hole “I think it might be honey.” Wanting to make her own decision, the mother mole pops out beside the father. She looks at him and says, “I don’t know. I think it might be syrup.” Unable to decide, they call to the child to come up and decide who is correct, but the hole is too small and the child can’t squeeze past their parents’ hips. In frustration, the child yells to the parents, “all I smell is a bunch of Mole-asses.”
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notanonimous-blog1 · 1 year
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Oh, Steven Universe?
Don't you mean...
Fruity Pebbles?
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livinxdead · 7 months
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a-peculiar-piece · 1 year
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Lolz
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athenalovesick · 2 years
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This grammar pun card knows what’s up 🫢
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carpeossa · 1 year
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GUYS!
What do you call an undertaker who is also a magician?
A morgician
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monstika · 2 years
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How do you organize a space party? You PLANET 🌎 🪐🌞 . . One of my first illustrated dad jokes.. and someone actually got a tattoo of it 🥹 #throwbackthursday #thursday #planets #spaceparty #dadjokes #dadjoke #jokes #jokeoftheday #punnyjokes #pluto #solarsystem #solarsystemtattoo #cutedrawings #redbubbleartist #redbubble https://www.instagram.com/p/CfJuhJuuJwg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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