Where can you get sexy soup?
At a BROTH-el!
(I’ll see myself out)
How do you turn six into nine?
Remove the s!
A list of alcoholic beverages frogs would drink:
- Rum and croak (rum and Coke)
- Mai fly (Mai tai)
- Long Island iced flea (Long Island iced tea)
- Lemon hop (lemon drop)
- Manhattoad (Manhattan) also possibly Mojitoad (Mojito)
I can’t dill with this anymore. I reckon this has bean going on too long. I’ve herb enough from you, Lettuce Anon
Dad: Because I want to know.
Spock can write with both hands.
Friend stepped outside this morning and said “It’s colder than a witch’s tit!”
I responded with “Poor bird.”
“herkes kaybettiğine yansın sen benden başla…hadi iyi geceler…”
ok but WHY when I look at the camera to take a picture I look fine or normal, I mean, which would be just ugly. But THE SECOND I take the picture it just turns UGLY AF.
That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!
I don’t know which town in Somerset Jenson Button is Frome.
Awesome ain’t it?
Sometimes you see a ship and you’re like bro, that’s not pining, that’s a whole Sierra redwood.
Started writing more erasermicjoke
Now the puns are a-flowing this morning 😂
I apologize in advance
“Help I’ve been disarmed!”