#puns galore

[swampstew]

Please enjoy Gaspar being comfy while it is Heckin' Cold Outside

Also please have this, just in case you need it.

AWWWWW me and Gaspar are the same, the way I cuddled into my pizza blanket for a nap and I was just a rolled up bagel :3

I am embarrassed how long it took me to get the pun, ngl I am a bit ashamed of myself >< but thank you, I will put it in my back pocket...just in case ;)

#raven answers #quinloki #pet pics #puns galore #ty i squeeeeed #and also ???????? at the pun for 8 minutes til it smacked me in the face #send me an ask!

[lordhelpme0-0]

Ikemen Vampire Incorrect quotes #1

Arthur: is Tomb pronounce toom, and womb pronounce woom. Shouldn’t bomb be pronounce boom?

Theo: is…is that pun?!

#ikemen cybird #ikemen vampire #ikemen vampire arthur #ikemen vampire theo #ikemen theo #ikemen arthur #crackpost #incorrect quotes #puns galore

[mysterious-blood-pyramid]

So if Ranma from Ranma 1/2 changes sex when water is poured on him, you could say his sexuality is quite... fluid.

#mizz loon #mizzloon #ranma 1/2 #ranma #queer jokes #sexuality pun #lol #puns #puns galore #just for you #as a treat #XD

[fahbev]

You know, a lot of fanfics have the batkids call Damian “demon” or “demon brat”. And I’m just wondering if anyone actually does call him that. In canon I mean. Do y’all know?

#Bc it does provoke angst thoughts #but I don’t wanna be demonizing characters for things they didn’t actually do iykwim #no pun intended #in fact I tried very hard to phrase that without using the word “demonize” but it wasn’t working #But like think about it #if that is an actual nickname #then it’s clearly a jab at his Al Ghul lineage/connection to the LOA #Which is something he’s worked really hard and sacrificed everything to reject #not to mention that one time he died and went to hell #Considering that in the dc universe you only go to hell if you think you deserve it?? #angst galore #But yk #first I wanna know if that’s even a real thing or not #damian wayne #batfam #batfamily #How do I tag

[lampternfish]

Contributing my shitty doodles of shark fortress and microplastics to the ocean of tf2 man tits/pos

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #tf2 medic #soldier tf2 #tf2 soldier #spy tf2 #tf2 spy #medic tf2 #tf2 demoman #demoman tf2 #tf2 scout #scout tf2 #feral son scout #fish puns galore #tf2 heavy #heavy tf2 #heavy weapons guy #yes heavy is a whale shark and yes he does still say om nom nom when he eats krill hes no pacifist he can hurt you in more wayz than one #i love heavy weapons guy #seagineer #tf2 engineer #engineer tf2 #bonnethead shark engineer my beloved #ultrawide monitor setup #did you know bonnetheads can consume plant matter and its the majority of their diet? #seagineer prefers meat #sniper tf2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 pyro

[shadowpuppetteer]

This joke has made me laugh way too much to be ok. It's a running joke in my head now that this version of Vee has a thing against birds. Two tore her arms off as a hatchling, Steve is jerk, and she keeps losing poker to a bunch of pigeons in the park!

#shadowpuppetteer #fancomic #fan comic #fan art #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #venus de milo #vee #mikey #michelangelo #seagull #fish #dolphin #marine life #sea animals #silly #dumb jokes #PUNS #PUNS GALORE! #dad humor #dad jokes

[criticallyobs]

Spontaneous bouts of song...what in the world of High School Musical... Check out the first part of our Episode 2 Vice Versa Podcast...

Welcome to our Podcast Safehouse Crushes where we React & Critically Discuss JimmySea's show Vice Versa.

Just so you know, there may be spoilers for Vice Versa, so please watch the show episode first then join us on the podcast. You can watch episode 2 here!

Part 2 will be released on Saturday at the normal time.

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Thanks for keeping us company - Z and M xoxo

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Previous Podcasts:

Vice Versa Playlist

Not Me Playlist

Cooking Crush Playlist

Last Twilight Playlist

Dangerous Romance Playlist

Potential Obsessions Playlist

#Spotify #Critical Obsession Podcast #SafeHouse Crushes #Jimmy Sea #Jimmy Jitaraphol #SeaTawinan #PuenTalay #Vice Versa #Critical Reaction #Podcast #Vice Versa The Series #จิมมี่ซี #Unintentional Vice Versa Puns #Vice Versa Episode 2 #Part 1 #Darcy Cameos Galore

[cannibals-and-radio]

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We yearn for the feast, father.

That's quite a litter of cats.

Why I'd say there is enough to make a meowtain of cats.

My appawlogies I just couldn't resist the purrfect opportunity to make cat puns.

Ah ha ha ha!

#cat puns galore #ask alastor #cannibals and radio #a/v² #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor the radio demon #the radio demon

[asknarashikari]

Me: *sees Aruto's post* Ha! That's funny. *presses the like/thumbs up* Make that 8 likes.

Emu and Yamato: Why are you always liking his stuff? Do you like him or something?

Me: Yeah... some of his jokes are hilarious. That's why I subscribed to him.

Ryuuji Iwasaki: I knew you were one of us! *hugs* I fucking love you.

Hyde: Why are you so reluctant to join us?

Me: Who do you think is funding your guys group? *points at myself* I'm practically a member.

Nossan and Aruto: *Makes a joke about me*

Fuwa: *lmao*

Me: That's a good one. *lol*

Riders and Sentai reactions?

...Why are you enabling them???

#kamen rider #super sentai #oh god... oyaji gags and puns galore... #ask #i-am-randomtrash00

[yamchaas]

DBS did a yamcha episode to explain why he he kinda disappeared a bit and it was super 80s, like the original series- it showed Yamcha going from fighting to baseball, how he started over compensating in certain ways, how he got left behind a little bit- eventually the z fighters were all going out to fight and they had tien kiss him on the cheek and I was like ? And it was like he had been ashamed of his bisexuality and that was part of the reason he'd gotten more brash with his ego and then he and Tien kissed on the mouth and it was like was like... Oh. They really canonised it. They really are together.... AND THEN I WOKE UP 😭😭 WAS ALL JUST A DREAM ☹

#I was going to make snap call and watch it with me I was planning and scheming #in all this time I have never ever dreamt of Yamcha #I had weird Tien dreams galore but never a Yamcha one #so this... I feel like this was tying a bow on my love of Yamtien and Yamcha.... #I was very disappointed when I realized it was a dream but I think my brain gave me /the/ dream ending- no pun intended #Oh yamcha..... #yamtien

[ferahntics]

What are some things that Quiver enjoys doing? Does she have any hobbies or activities that she likes to do?

If we're talking pre-Robin's incident, she was a spaz. Very high energy and she loved like... parkouring, I guess? Like going for flights and going through whatever tight hoops/crevices she found as a challenge. That being said, she's quite the explorer, even now! Though she's much more cautious and less 'freeform' when before where she was just 'leap before you think' - quite the daredevil.

I imagine she's got a soft spot for taking care of those cute house plants like aloe vera and what-not - could be cause of her leaf abilities, but she finds it relaxing in general.

Quiver enjoys sharing stories too! She avoids more personal ones, but like sharing silly ones or about a particular fight, or if she feels particularly proud of what she managed (intentional or not) - she was quite the prankster in her rookie years.

Also - dad jokes. Well, maybe calling them 'cranky nana' jokes would be more fitting, but she is 100% into those, the more they make you facepalm, the better. It's a guilty pleasure, just forget the guilty part.

Post-Robin's incident however, a lot of her interests/hobbies kinda took a dive, and is more 'all work and no play' to keep her train of thought busy. Her snark remains, though maybe more brash and possibly insensitive at times - but crack a pun at her and you might just get a snicker out of her... or start a pun war, one or the other.

EDIT: FORGOT ONE - she’s an absolute sucker for those bonfire gatherings where they just chill with one another, even more so if singing and instruments are involved.

#when making quiver i 100% wanted to make her that one aunt that is mega sassy #puns puns puns galore #she's a tough nut to crack but has a golden heart #quiver knight #kirby #kirby oc #fan character #mine #my art #ahh back in the good ol' days #she still has these very fleeting moments but a lot of the time #they dont feel right anymore #giv hug #ask #stardistdoodles #ty so much for asking!! <3333

[gridanian-red-mage]

Of Tonberries and Hatchingtide--Part 2/3

I totally didn't hear this in Kermit's voice. No, not at all.

#FFXIV #Final Fantasy XIV #Hatchingtide #Hatchingtide 2023 #PUNS AND REFERENCES GALORE.

[harmonictechnicality]

When Eddie finally gets into drinking hot teas, Steve loses his goddamn mind. Goes to the store, buys every flavor he can find. Makes a little tea buffet with samples galore on his kitchen island. Even puts little labels out so Eddie knows the name of each one he tries.

Eddie drinks every tiny cup (pretends he’s a fucking giant while doing it) that Steve sets out for him. Goes down the line just sipping and humming in thought/delight. Steve excitedly watches from the adjacent countertop the whole time.

Once Eddie is done, Steve approaches him, hugging Eddie from behind and asking, “Do you have a favorite?”

And Eddie, being a indecisive pain in the ass just says, “All of them. All of them are my favorite, babe. What are you gonna do about that?”

Steve is so unfazed by Eddie’s little challenges by now. Just gets a Costco membership, spends the next day buying tea in bulk.

Eddie comes home to towers of cardboard boxes, some are nearly touching the ceiling. Steve has sectioned off the kitchen with a red ribbon tied to each side of the doorframe.

He limbos under the ribbon, holding an oversized pair of scissors.

“Uh? Babe?” Eddie asks gently. Cause ya know… Steve is holding scissors and looking diabolical. “What’s all this?”

“You couldn’t pick a favorite so I bought every flavor available.” Steve says it easily, like this isn’t batshit wild.

“Okay…”

Steve hands Eddie the scissors. “I call it Eddie’s Ci-Tea…. Get it? Like city but... with tea?”

Damnit, it’s so adorable when Steve makes up shitty puns. Eddie has to cover his smushy face in kisses now (carefully though, cause goddamn motherfucking scissors ugh).

“You’re way too loveable, Steve Harrington.” Eddie gushes, cutting the ribbon. Mayor of their weird little relationship.

Steve kisses Eddie’s cheek and he smells like a fucking spice factory from hauling tea around all day. So fucking yummy, Eddie wants to stir him up with one of those ridiculous little spoons. Make a piping-hot cup of Steve Tea that only he gets to drink up.

And as Eddie examines all the boxes, reading over all the different varieties, he remembers this is still a challenge. A game that he started. And he can’t let Steve just win because he’s rich and pretty, right? That would be too easy.

Eddie goes out of his way to make unnecessary shit difficult cause it’s his evil little side hustle. Some people have hobbies, Eddie Munson has schemes.

So he turns around, facing Steve (who is blissfully happy still), and plants a big kiss on his stupidly pink lips.

“It’s great and all, Stevie, but…”

Steve frowns. “But?”

Eddie pouts, but still gives a devilish wink when he says it:

“You forgot the honey.”

Steve kicks one of the towers, makes it look like the cardboard-version of that famous building in Italy. He grabs his keys and his Costco membership card, and storms out the front door.

Eddie is still laughing as he hears Steve swearing in the driveway. He begins boiling a kettle of water to make some Oolong tea while thinking:

‘I’m gonna marry my snobby pretty boyfriend, and we’re gonna serve all this goddamn tea at our wedding reception.’

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #just a little scene I couldn’t get out of my head #they are both insufferable and i love them for it #need to keep writing my full length fic but y’all can have this in the meantime

[bambisnc]

he's the one that's livin' in my system baby! [03]

pairing : roommate!sungchan x reader WE BACK GUYS genre : flufff cw/tw : food mentions + reader is sick and overworks themself :/ dont do this bbgs (gn) wc : 0.4k!

you're sick. in the head, yes, but also physically.

maybe it wasn't the best idea to stand in the rain to buy a newly released mint chocolate sundae; which surprisingly had a lot of fans who were out for blood.

apparently though, they'd all been much better prepared than you - meaning that they had checked the weather app and brought along a plethora of umbrellas and raincoats galore.

you however, had not, and hence here you were. starting off spring and your vacation from uni with a cold.

the image of your roommate sungchan's butterflies in the tummy inducing smile as he noticed the green dessert was the only thing that kept you going.

through all the piles of extra credit work you'd brought onto yourself. through the aches and the tiredness. and through not having seen him since the morning.

and hence, here you are : in a feverish (pun intended) haze; hunched over your laptop, mindlessly slaving over a word document.

-

"wasn't there a saying which spoke about idiots not catching colds?" a voice startles you awake. you .. fell asleep? of course you fell asleep.

you mumble sleepily, "you're the idiot..."

the voice easily responds, "well you know, that may be right! it's not me who with a fever of 102.5 degrees."

"a ... fever?"

"mhm. oh and you're overworking yourself on top of that! that's obviously very helpful."

your attempt to defend yourself comes out rather weakly owing to your sleep addled senses, "i need to get this finished by today.."

"no you don't. i called professor hong - he's really such a sweet guy - who mentioned something about this not being due for 2 weeks."

you're left a bit speechless at that. you really need to make it a habit to double check things, don't you? weather app notifications, project deadlines, etc....

you feel your arms being moved gently. before you can ask when he came back or even display your slight shock at his appearance, you find yourself lifted up completely in sungchan's arms.

"i didn't want you to get me the ice-cream yn. nothing's worth your health," he says in a voice barely above a whisper.

you can hear his heartbeat from where your head rests on his chest. it's comforting.

"i wanted us to go there. together."

oh.

your sickness-hazed brain barely allows you to able to string together any words for an appropriate response before he reaches his room and lays you down on his bed.

"sleep." sungchan tucks his covers around you in a comfortable way. "you need more rest."

but when he seems to get up from the side of the bed, you can't help but grip onto the hem of his shirt, hoping it gets your message across.

it does, of course it does.

he smiles; and oh, you think, maybe this was worth it.

notes : super inspired by irl events. i.e. im sick. in spring. vacations. cryinf. + [series m.list] [m.list] song rec : !!! BOX BY NCT DREAM yes ik this has nothing related to it BUT STILL STREAM SMOOTHIE

#order's up~! 📋⋆𐙚 #cakes.♡︎🥮 #[he's the one that's livin' in my system baby! 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖🎐] #pic creds : kxaesthetics + dic creds : benkeibear #sungchan x reader #jung sungchan #sungchan #riize #riize x reader #riize imagines #riize fanfic #riize fluff #riize fics #jung sungchan x reader #jung sungchan angst #jung sungchan fluff #sungchan fluff #riize scenarios #riize sungchan #kpop imagines #kpop #kpop x reader #kpop fanfic #kpop fluff #kpop scenarios

[wxnheart]

*running footsteps rapidly approaching*

CRASH-- THUD--

yeah hi I'm here for a continuation of "Just Kingly Things" for horny husband König *fumbles with a piece of paper* let me see... ah! here we go: König seems like the type of househusband who loves to bake and wears a frilly apron that was handmade by his grandmother, and I'm begging for a scenario/headcanon where he's in the kitchen scraping a bowl with leftover chocolate ganache, we come in and leave him naked except for the apron and eat the ganache off his body, I wanna choke on him while he's death-gripping the counter, his lips kiss swollen and covered in chocolate - bless your soul, love your works, ok g o o d b y e e ❤

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, 𝐖𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐌𝐞 𝐔𝐩 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐂𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐚 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

note: yeah, I used this pun. lmaooo. hope y'all enjoy.

Your lovely giant of a husband likes to keep his hands busy; it also helps keep his mind at ease. And what better way to knock out two birds with one stone than with one of his favorite pastimes: cooking?

Of course, it serves you well in the long term. König keeps you fed and you have the honor of admiring that juicy ass of his as he works his magic.

And TODAY was the day you managed to catch him in all his glory. In his favorite apron. Butt ass naked. Is that chocolate, love? Oh... Yessss.

And of course he'd be naked. You two spent the better part of the day in bed making each other very, very happy. You're surprised you're even standing what with the way König fucked you silly. (You'll keep the fact that you actually stumbled out of bed to yourself, though...)

And König, lovely chap that he is, thought to surprise you with some chocolatey goodness in bed but you have other ideas. Preferably involving him and his wonderful frame. You were never ashamed about openly admiring battle-hardened muscle and scars each telling their own unique story, stories that you'll never tire of hearing. But... later, darlings.

König who snaps out of his reverie when you smack his ass. Hard. König who, when he turns around, turns beet red with embarrassment at the realization of it all. Mein Gott, he's naked in his favorite frilly apron and you weren't supposed to be up just yet and shit, he needs to keep stirring the chocolate, and Schatz, you're supposed to still be asleep, dammit—"Nice apron."

—Huh? "...Cute, actually. But, uh... I know what'll look even cuter." König, who doesn't even register the apron is gone until he feels your bare skin against his, your fingers leaving goosebumps in their wake.

König, who gets one of the biggest shocks of his life when he sees the creamy goodness of what was your melted chocolate running down his chest in a steady stream. Wait... when did you—how did you...?! Goddamnit, Schatz! He could never stay mad at you long. Especially not now. Especially with the way you're eyeing him. His cheeks are burning.

König who should be embarrassed. And upset. That chocolate didn't come cheap. But he can't be. Not when you're looking at him like he's the most delicious thing you ever laid eyes on. And his interest is piqued.

König who shivers when you dip your head to savor the taste of chocolate against his skin. You lick a line up to his Adam’s apple and before he knows it, your tongue has made itself home in his mouth.

König who instantly melts under your ministrations, intoxicated by the taste of you and chocolate and shit. You're squeezing his ass. Hard. You're so turned on.

König who stifles a groan when you pull away and admire your work. And fuck, it's delicious. "Just like I like it..."

König who, lips swollen and aching for more, dives in and consumes you, chocolate-covered kisses galore.

König who laters marvels at the fact he didn't crack the counter he was gripping it so tightly as you licked every inch of chocolate from his body.

And yeah, you'll have one hell of a mess to clean up later but it's worth the fine delicacy you're sampling right now. Just like you like it...

#request fill. #konig #könig #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty x reader #konig x reader #könig x reader #just kingly things. #cutie 𝓠. #nsfw.

[the-remainder]

Our Winding Road

domestic-fantasy-breakup(?)-adventure

Disillusioned with civilian life, former heroes Rowan and Jori retrace the steps of the journey on which they fell in love, with the hopes of rekindling their strained relationship.

Assume the role of the-great-“Ogre Slayer”-turned-desk-jockey Rowan, brave the various dangers lurking on your way, yourself being chief among them. Will you and your love find your way back together again, or will this journey mark the end for you two?

Play it here!

32k words - Multiple endings

Animated sprites and backgrounds

Immersive soundscape

Puns galore

Mature Warning - Explicit descriptions of sex.

Good ending guide

A collaborative effort by Square Weasel Studio and friends, made for Amare Jam 2023. (see game page for full credits)

#visual novel #interactive fiction #amare game #our winding road #romance