mom i want one man and one man only who goes by the name Dr. Spencer Reid, who is a Supervisory Special Agent with the BAU. Dr. Reid is hailed as a genius with the IQ of 187, eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute, has three Ph.Ds in Chemistry, Mathematics and Engineering with BAs in Psychology, Philosophy and Sociology.
Can we drop an F in the Chat for Crowley who's gonna be sitting outside of aziraphales (now muriels) bookshop like a dog sitting at the memorial of his dead owner for the next 3 years at minimum.
You absolutely cannot cry around Shoto Todoroki because he treats it the same as if you caught a cold and doesn’t leave you alone nor get over it for 4 (four) whole business days
I think about Liam & Theo both having weird quirks about themselves, that Puppy pack is used to and McCall & Hale pack are just like just discovering that the two have no clue how couples are supposed to act.
Like Liam and Theo get into more fist fights than they do make out sessions. Scott walks in on Liam straddling Theo and both of them bleeding. And tries to have an awkward safe sex talk with limits.
Only got Theo & Liam to admit that, they let out their frustrations on eachother because it’s there way of working on their aggression.
Queue BOTH McCall & Hale pack coming together to give them both an intervention. Only got Mason, Gwen, Nolan & Alec to explain that the two’s version of foreplay/affection is hitting eachother and than patching one another up.
Scott: What do you mean this is their brand of affection?!
Mason: Theo grew up in the sewers with Dread doctors as guardians.
Stiles: So what’s Liam’s excuse?
Hayden: Well I may have punched him and kissed him, it was all mixed signals, so I’ll claim partial blame for that.
Lydia: Am I the only one who thinks it’s kind of cute?
Isaac: Nope. I think it’s adorable.
Boyd: I still think this is none of our business.
Nolan: And I still think we shouldn’t have left them alone.
Kira: They wouldn’t…
Malia: Hundred bucks says their making out, in the kitchen
Gwen: two-hundred, says they still fighting
*Alec running to kitchen door and slamming it open*
Alec: Ummm…both of you are wrong, they aren’t in the kitchen
*all of them hear Theo’s truck driving off down the road*
Erica: So pack meeting or are we tracking them down and having this intervention?
New headcanon: when Chowder becomes sure that Nusey and Dex love each other he makes the movie for every single frog movie night about people who can't stand each other at first who get together. Like first Pride and prejudice, then Much ado about nothing and on and on in the hopes that either of them will finally confess and they can just kiss already.
tbh the "What did you expect?" "I don't know. A hermit or something. Maybe a wise old retired martial artist looking to dispense wisdom with a big stick in the guise of training." "He's two mountaintops over, sorry" exchange is an underrated joke