for the sake of my sanity as an artist i am effectively retconning the puppymonkeybaby incident and spooker was just a 4 eyed cat and the 5th dimension uses weird terminology so thats why its called a puppymonkeybaby
this also gives me an excuse to draw spooker with cat ears so i'll take that as a double win
I realize I should not have worn my puppymonkeybaby shirt to work today. Not because the shirt is unprofessional, but because PMB does not deserve to watch the horrors of capitalism more than they already have. They deserve better than that.
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Yes, you're reading that right. This one was requested. I still don't know why.
The PuppyMonkeyBaby was a genetic freak of nature featured in a Mountain Dew ad to, uh, I think convey the idea of having three cool things combined into one, just like their new drink? Its typical weird-to-be-weird advertising but its been showing up on SiIvaGunner for some reason in the last few weeks and I quite genuinely do not know why. This rip's pretty funny though I like how it fucks with the stereo at the end and the weird ass "percussion" used throughout (is that the sound of its licks??)
In light of superbowl day, I would like to raise awareness towards the allegations of animal abuse surrounding the once-viral Puppymonkeybaby commercial. This won't even be mentioning the ethics of the science behind creating the titular character, which was horrific in its own right.
People on-set for the filming of the commercial described the PMB as a highly intelligent individual, talking as if it were a human like you and me. It made jokes, it followed highly complex instructions, it even understood and participated in 'method acting'. PMB had the mental capacity of a fully-grown fucking human. And at every opportunity, the commercial director (who was actually ALSO one of the lead scientists who participated in PMB's creation) was relentlessly abusive to him. Actors reported that PMB was kicked, pushed, and even had objects thrown at him for messing up his lines. He was terrified for the entire three days it took to film, and wasn't once allowed any form of solace or comfort.
In fact, filming actually had to be cut short due to PMB sustaining numerous severe lacerations to the shoulder due to abuse from the aforementioned director. They had to use footage they weren't completely happy with.
Following the severe injuries, you know what happened? PMB was put to sleep. This was a fully functioning, completely sentient being that felt emotions the same way you and I do, and instead of giving it the chance to live, they cut his life short.
Fucking abborrent. I'm left speechless. I can't believe this hasn't been covered more.
so, speaking about season 8 memes so far, while i show the meat and stuck inside make me endlessly happy and i pop off every time they show up in a rip, puppymonkeybaby really fills me with dread. i don't know what it even is, but whenever it shows up i feel a pit in my stomach it's indescribable. i wonder if this is just me being a fucking freak or if other people can relate
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