#purpleeyeswtf

[misslavenderlady]

The Lost Boys incorrect quotes

(the boys getting ready to attack the Frogs)

David: "Men. Make 'em Swiss!"

Marko: ...

Dwayne: ...

Paul: ...

David: "Cheese, men. Cheese."

Paul: "Not hungry, David!"

David, internally: I'm up to my tits in morons.

#incorrect lost boys quotes #None Piece #purpleeyeswtf #the lost boys #lavender lady rambles

[howlingday]

Ruby: (Grabs Sienna) YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BAD KITTY! SPIN, YOU DUMB ANIMAL! (Uses Semblance) SPIN UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD! (Throws her at a wall)

Sienna: (Smashes through wall)

Ruby: (Adjusts hood) It's time to switch condiments, because that weak sauce ain't helping. (Crying) I killed a tiger!

Adam: I'll show you weak sauce. HIYAAAH-

Ruby: (Backhands him)

#rwby #ruby rose #sienna khan #adam taurus #none piece #purpleeyeswtf

[rocknroll7575]

Glynda: The students were supposed to do some interviews for some advertisement for Beacon... but they didn't turn out so well...

XXX

Weiss: Life as a Huntress can be tough sometimes, but you know what I do, I take a long look at it all, a long hard look and I say- HEY! That's a boner reference! You gave me a script with boners in it!

XXX

Ren: Jaune... you wanna smoke some of this pot with me?

Jaune: what the fuck-? No!

Ren: Alright, well I'm gonna go back to the dorm and smoke all this pot

Jaune: Alright just get out of here

Ren: Alright, later

XXX

Weiss: As you can see from my class project we're all fucking idiots! If you ask me what this school needs is discipline! There need to be rigid rules! There needs to be hard structure! You need to pound the information- THESE ARE DICK JOKES AREN'T THEY!? *stabs the camera*

#rwby #rwby meme #jaune arc #weiss schnee #lie ren #purpleeyeswtf #soulwhatever #soul eater

[gorillageek27]

Cinder: *stabs jaune* no doubt you're impressed, My powers are an amazing sight to behold-

Jaune: DAMMIT! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!

Cinder:...

Jaune: FUCK! WHATS WRONNG WITH YOU!? GOD!

Cinder: y-you tried to stabb me in the face

Jaune: I WAS FUCKING KIDDING!

Cinder:

Jaune: FUCK YOU! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!

#rwby #jaune arc #cinder fall #none piece #purpleeyeswtf

[felixcloud6288]

My favorite April Fools prank this year (aside from the boops) was PurpleEyesWTF uploaded a new episode of Code MENT after retiring 4 years ago, and the video was indeed a new episode of Code MENT.

#original post #april fool's day #code ment #purpleeyeswtf

[future-dregs]

Vote, and pass it around

#I hope I didn't forget anything obvious #Yu-gi-oh #Dragon Ball Z #Sword art online #Hellsing #Star Wars #Free! Iwatobi Swim Club #Code Geass #team four star #Something witty Entertainment #Little Kuriboh #Octopimp #PurpleEyesWtf #Auralnauts #Abridged anime #Abridged series #I love abridged series so I'm very curious about this

[scarlethyena]

This specific clip has been stuck in my brain for years but I can't quote it because no one will get the reference

Clip is from None Piece by PurpleEyesWTF btw.

#none piece #one piece #purpleeyeswtf #abridged

[gloom-cloud]

the only thing i knew about code geass up until now is that that lelouch fella is death the kid’s cousin who he hates

#i hope y’all know what i’m talking about #code geass #lelouch vi britannia #lelouch lamperouge #soul eater #death the kid #purpleeyeswtf #why are you buying clothes at the soup store

[ranmagender]

Ashley: So what are we gonna do now?

Andrew: Call my therapist, tell him he's a rich man!

#the coffin of andy and leyley #none piece #purpleeyeswtf #incorrect quotes

[waytoomuchanalysis]

I don't think I realized how much my sense of humor came from abridged animes until I rewatched Code MENT yesterday

#code ment #code geass #purpleeyeswtf

[takerfoxx]

Watching the live action One Piece and enjoying it immensely.

Also trying very hard not to quote None Piece under my breath.

Am failing.

"Oh shit, we forgot Koby!"

#one piece #none piece #purpleeyeswtf

[hiraya-sa-dilim]

redoing purpleeyes's none piece series using the live action footage lol

#my sole exposure to one piece is no joke his dubs #but the trailer looks fun like it's made by fans for fans #apart from the stellar sets i don't think it's trying to be *Great* the way a lot of adapted flops do #which is good #like i said it looks fun fun fun this might be the one canon piece of media i'll finally take from it #one piece #2023 #purpleeyeswtf #post

[howlingday]

Whitley: You see, while you fools were talking to your doll friend, I short-sold your stock! Then, with those earnings, I turned around and became the largest shareholder! AND I VOTED YOU OFF THE BOARD! MWAHAHA! So again, I reiterate, you are trespassing on MY property!

Weiss: Let me get this straight. You borrowed money, you sold our company's stock, sold our company's stock, put lien into your account, waited until the stock went down, bought the stock again, gave back the money you borrowed, then took the money you made to buy a failing stock, just so you could vote us off the board?

Whitley: (Proud) Oh yeah!

#rwby #purpleeyeswtf #digimanz #whitley schnee #weiss schnee

[caliburnabsolute]

almost forgot what day it was! good thing i remembered before midnight, otherwise this old screenshot would've been out of season!

#none piece #purpleeyeswtf #second christmas #christmas in july #reverse christmas #first christmas

[gorillageek27]

Jaune: sun, it's been too long. What the hell are you doing here?

Sun: oh me? I'm a trip through the cosmos in my mind

Jaune: yeah we get it. You're on peyote. Where the hell is neptune?

Sun: oh him. He's still on the airship. We can go say hi to him if you want. HEY NEPTUNE WE GOT GUEST! SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT!

Neptune: ...

Sun: you lazy piece of shit

Neptune: jaune, is that you?

Jaune: i'm here neptune, what happened?

Neptune: a week ago this motherfucker smoked 12 ounces of peyote, and then stabbed me

Sun: HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THAT!

Neptune: he's been high ever since

Sun: you better shut the fuck up before i dip my testicles in your mouth again.

Neptune: jaune please, he's crazy

Sun: whooo! (T-bags neptune)

Neptunes: (muffled) JAUNE! HELP!

Jaune: SUN GET OFF HIM!

Sun: i'm sorry i dont know what came over me

Jaune: dude, he's turning blue. What the hell have you been feeding him?

Sun: i've been giving him testicle samwiches for like a week

Jaune: SUN YOU CANT SATIATE SOMEONE'S NUTITIONAL VALUE ON NUTSACK! alright shopekeeps is not too far from here

Sun: my nuts have all kinds of nutional value

Jaune: HOLY SHIT DUDE.

#rwby #jaune arc #neptune vasilias #sun wukong #none piece #purpleeyeswtf

[amorisrat]

Yes I do enjoy classics such as pouring myself a glass of fine aged wine and rewatching the whole None Piece series by YouTuber PurpleEyesWTF

#one piece #none piece #purpleeyeswtf #I am very refined I can quote the whole series unwillingly #rat speaks