#pussywhip

[tempural]

More romance charts. This time for Vicky and Angus since I just released my short film about 'em.

Angus and Vicky are some of my oldest OCs, I made them back in high school. I tend to create characters in pairs... They're made to emulate classic yaoi: both of them being in an 80's rock band, one of them being big eyed and annoying and the other being a stoic "suit seme"... except this suit seme is an uke. Oops! All ukes with squidward personalities!

#draws #OCs #angus #vicky vd #penetrators #pussywhip

[kingsmoot]

the au where tywin actually does arrange marry cersei and theon is actual best case scenario of all time for that boy. he gets sexually bullied by a woman twice his age with an obvious drinking problem. and she looks just like jaime lannister.

#like nothing could possibly have gone better for him #cersei i think would find moderate contentment in this arrangement #because theon is very similar to jaime and could be pussywhipped the same way #like obviously not the SAME way but similar enough

[st0nesnglitter]

Finnick gives big ”I asked if I could take off your panties, not if you shaved” energy <3

#pussywhipped man #finnick thoughts #finnick odair #finnick #thg finnick #finnick odair blurb

[xenclev]

Minors are not to engage. 18+ content.

What's the equivalent of cockwhore but for pussy?

Cunnywhore? Pussywhore?

Idk, but that's what Oikawa is. No one would be able to tell that the Oikawa Tōru becomes absolutely pussydrunk as soon as he gets his hands on you. His fingers mindlessly playing with the damp cloth of your panties before he leans down to breathe in your scent. He can't control the way his eyes roll to the back of his head or the moan his throat releases. He doesn't have the patience to completely remove them, so he pushes the fabric to the side. Before you– or he– can think, his tongue is flattened between your folds, licking a stripe up from your hole to your sensitive nub. The groan he lets out is loud and erotic, like the taste of you nearly has him on verge of cumming. After that, his mouth works you closer and closer to the edge, sucking, kissing, and tongue swirling. He doesn't stop once you've reached the peak either, nor does he stop when you're met with your 4th orgasm. No, it's not until you're ambushed by the intense feeling of another climax quickly approaching that you push his head away. When he feels his mouth leave your warmth, he whines, low and needy, and begs for you to let him continue to taste you. He doesn't care if he's rock solid and fully dressed, he doesn't care that your thighs are shaking from overstimulation; he just wants his lips against your lower ones. This man is so desperate for it, so pretty. His thick lashes lining his heavy-lidded gaze, a rosey tint dusting the areas of his tanned skin that can be seen, the brown, fluffy locks atop his head falling just shy of his pretty face drawn into a pitiful expression.

#pussywhipped is not a noun #I NEED a noun #q 🦎 #leaux needs help #haikyuu!! #oikawa tooru #oikawa x reader #haikyuu oikawa #hq x reader #hq #hq smut #mdni #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #hq x you #hq oikawa #seijoh #aoba josai x reader #aoba jōsai #oikawa tōru #oikawa smut #oikawa hcs #hq hcs #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu smut #q.mumbles

[ughigottaheadache]

Can we all kind of agree that dc needs to heavily improve their power scaling? Whenever I look at the geoforce tag I get that godawful Batman Damian and talia comic where Brion rips off the costume or whatev and hello?!? The guy controls gravity so well he can stop bullets??? As athletic as the non metas in that area were they’re nowhere near as fast as a bullet he should’ve been able to pin them to the spot with his powers alone.

Yes I’m still salty ab Brion getting partially butchered writing wise. They could never make me actually hate him especially when it comes to being against talia as cool as she is I don’t like her. In fact I actually don’t like Damian or Bruce either, I seriously only read some issues of that comic for Brion alone.

I’m aware that I’m whining I don’t care, batman writers are dog shit at writing other characters and I get to complain about how bad they are.

#also talk about pussywhipped from what I recall Bruce was letting talia say some off the walls shit #brion markov #dc comics #geoforce #he’s been turned into the new Cap Atom hasn’t he #Bruce Wayne #Batman #Damian Wayne #talia al ghul #idfc if Damian is still Robin or not I’ve gotten to the point of actually hating the bat characters I don’t even want to think about them

[apotheosphorus]

botw zelink is so buttercup and westley coded fr

#the princess bride #buttercup #botw #zelink #westley #the legend of zelda #link is pussywhipped for zelda #me too

[fuckmeyer]

Wiggins!) the bizarre thing about the vampire men in the cullen family all seem to be at least subconsciously what Smeyer wants Bella to have but can’t seem to get over her initial vision of what she saw in her drafts or whatever. It’s odd that every single one of the Cullen men are like strongly devoted (but mostly devoid of personality because it’s so Bella centric) but when you compare them to Edward they seem interesting in some ways. Like Narratively we’re supposed to have this threat that Edward is constantly holding back from killer her but I don’t feel like we see that. Conversely, Jasper is constantly the one who is suffering about human smells and is the more vampire-like. But he’s also a glorified lap dog. So it’s like ‘oh he’s a monster but he’ll never hurt me” (things Alice has said out loud. Man even psychics slip up. I swear her powers weren’t so accurate until Smeyer needed an excuse for plot reasons)

Emmett feels like when some women say they like waifish guys because they don’t want to seem like they’re vapid for liking “big dudes with muscles” so of course you pair Emmett with the “shallow blonde”

Carlisle, I swear only exists so Edward has someone to model but I would also argue that he’s proto-Edward before whatever reworking she had to do when writing Twilight for a YA audience and brought him back as a different character.

Yeah a rant

hello again bestie Wiglet! (note to self: learn Photoshop so i can shop Jacob's bad wig onto a pic of Piglet)

this is such an interesting take! thanks for sharing. i totally see what you're saying. in all the Cullen men we see both a blend of softness & devotion *and*, interestingly enough, a patchwork of patriarchal ideas of what a man "should" be. & this idea comes to the forefront with the depiction of the love interests

smeyer wants us to see Edward as the chivalric gentlemen from the Days of Yore. we see this in the opening doors, the cutsey little romance taglines ("you are my life now," "look after my heart; i've left it with you," "so the lion fell in love" etc), the knight saving the damsel in distress, the expensive tokens of his affection, etc.

at the same time, in both Edward & Jacob we see the crude traits of the Patriarchy Dreamboat kinda guy. if i had to sum it up, it's like the guy you see in 80s movies. "bad boy." "opposites attract." he's a jerk. he's a hunk. he's domineering. he's allowed to show emotion only & especially if that emotion is anger. he's persistent in his efforts to get the girl, going so far as to kiss her without her consent if it's For a Good Cause (Edward in New Moon post-Volterra, Jacob in Eclipse). he's a cool guy who's In Control 👉😎👉

perhaps that's why the Twilight saga appealed so such a large swath of women & girls. the women, who grew up with the notion that they could have the true love of their dreams so long as they submitted to the patriarchal social contract, saw the contract being fulfilled in Edward. (i.e., "you can be the king if you treat me like a princess.")

on the other hand, the 90s/00s girlies who grew up in the midst of a feminist revolution & who could see the glimmer of a dismantled patriarchy on the horizon were attracted to Edward for the flashes of radical feminist love they saw: the unapologetic expressions of emotion, the honesty of him sharing his vulnerabilities & weaknesses, Bella's ability to override Edward's will when necessary, etc.

sorry, i know this isn't really the crux of the rant you submitted, but it is extremely interesting to see these contradictions playing out in all the male characters of the saga. it's almost like smeyer is having this internal debate with herself without even realizing it...

#twilight meta #twilight renaissance #the twilight saga #i have been reading too much bells hooks (jk that's impossible) and have been thinking about radical feminist theory & #how it actually both applies and does not apply to twilight #i've been wanting to write a meta about it but fuck it #fuckmeyer 2.0 only takes meta requests i guess #anyway you brought up a really good point about how the cullen men are all a mix of what smeyer wanted Edward to be #and yet she was too afraid to realize the vision to its fullest extent #like yes she wants the muscles but she wants Edward to be soft and loving and delicate #and she wants Edward to have an Unforgivable Past but not SO unforgivable that he's completely damaged goods #and she wants him to be Devoted but not SO devoted that he's 'pussywhipped' #and she wants the devout religiosity and Goodness of Carlisle but she recognizes at the same time that women & readers want conflict #my response was getting long and frankly i didn't want to derail or dtract any further from the facts you were spitting but #i see what you're saying and i think you touch on something very incisive about the vision versus the execution of twilight #if we imagine a saga in which Edward WAS balls-to-the-wall Edward...what kind of character would we see? #that is another meta for another time but WOW am i thinking about this Intently and how different the saga would be if smeyer were to Commi #thanks for sending this my way!!! #cheers <3

[prettyboykatsuki]

wait while youre still in deku mode i have to ask if you also think he's the type of partner to walk around w/ smudged lipstick prints on the hinge of his jaw? like he takes the longest to remove them bc he loves them so much. i think stuff like that stresses his PR ppl the fuck out tho. lol but its so sweet i care him so much

this is making so so so delusional rn....lipstick prints on the hinge of his jaw.... please he's such a show off about it i feel.....he's so lovedrunk as he passes by i cant take it

his pr is stressed abt the amount of hickies he Always Has which is why he Does Not Have a winter suit KJSDFJSD

#return to sender #he is so slutty....swallowing him #i think he pretends to be shy but he is a pussywhipped mf sooo

[themotherofhorses]

modern!reader to husband!aemond: thank you, my love, for getting me knocked up with a valyrian baby. in return, allow me to gift you these

#jla!aemond’s shenanigans #and he (being the pussywhipped simp he is) would def wear them

[tempural]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @deflectric !!!! 👯‍♀️🎂🎉🎈🎊🥳👯‍♂️

Thanks for helping out with animating Lily Seeds way back then, and for being my BEST BUDDY. I know you loik Angus and Vicky outta our characters, so I reheated them in the microwave for ya.

#draws #angus #vicky #penetrators #pussywhip #hockspittle

[luvhound]

i probably wont finish but well u get the point anyways

#not tagging just in case i DO finish and want the doc who fans to see the real deal #nine most endearing character of all time to me btw. hes all Im Damaged. Im the Oncoming Storm #all the while hes completely pussywhipped for some girl with babygirl bedazzled on her ass #sorry this is my first post in a billion years btw #ill be able to draw more once i graduate. i hope.

[sendmyresignation]

i do think it is incredibly funny that like. there is concrete discourse to be had about tbp's production as a rock record made in 2006 where music was still collectively dealing with the loudness war (personally i think it could be soooo much worse and creates a sense of space that gives more fullness than a lot of uber compressed albums). but the second someone says "it's too clean!!" which in turn would make it unemotional/a sellout/less visceral/etc like okay. i simply cannot have this discussion you know nothing

#guys this book is really fun but also do you ever get mad that people dont know anything about music in what is obstensibly a community #about music. haha. yeah im fine #also sorry for making everything abt my chemical romances seminal record the black parade. so pussywhipped im hung up on my girls haters 😝 #my posts

[lottiecrabie]

The after fuck snack with line cook matty let’s talk about it. He’s not one for much cuddling after sex but he shows his affection another way, he just mumbles a “wait here” and comes back like 10 minutes later with a dish and he just goes “here. Eat.” And you’re like “what’s this” and he’s very short with his response and tone is so unimpressed and bored and is like “new recipe I’m trying, eat it”

Like he’s not gonna cuddle you and stroke your hair after, but he will make you the best food you’ve ever had and he WILL make sure you eat

YESS like @because-she-goes mentioned to me but chef pasta scene is BIG linecook!matty vibes. like making a whole meal after sex and then trying to worm out of the fact that it’s def his love language by saying like ‘least i could do when i wore you out like that’ or ‘gotta get you ready for next round’ (considering watching him cook is a big big turn on it’s like. yes you Will indeed be ready for next round lol)

also him trying to cook for you at your apartment and your fridge is empty and your knives are shit and he manages to make a great meal still but he’s mumbling and muttering the Whole time shitting on your kitchen. then he gets you like groceries and new fancy knives and pots and pans and No it’s NOT his love language too he is simply doing this for Himself when he cooks at your house pfff

#will lottiecrabie manage to write a version of matty that’s not pussywhipped #she hasn’t yet! #linecook!au #ask

[akkpipitphattana]

honestly mew going through all that trouble to get the video and then NOT releasing it is crazier than if he’d just released it. all that work for NOTHING

#JUST TO PULL THE MORALLY SUPERIOR CARD? BOY YOU PUSSYWHIPPED A MAN INTO VIOLATING HIS PRIVACY #only friends #mew witsarut

[thewalkingplumbob]

Me: I think I'm gonna actually play the sims today yup

Also me: *immediately clicks on bg3*

#twp personal post #The Sims 4 #bg3 #is it possible to be pussywhipped by a game