How does Blinky eat? Like a waddle Dee of course!
Imagine a silly crack Au where the Lords in Black are trapped in their little doll forms and they’re limited to what they can do as little tiny abominations.
It’s like taking care of five cats that can walk on two legs or extremely spoiled toddlers.
They all don’t need to eat (except Nibbly of course) but, they can. And Blinky despite not having a mouth, just kinda… vaporizes it?
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i think that if a doctor recommends a test/procedure and you ask "will that be ruinously expensive to me? i am broke with bad insurance and would choose to opt out of this if so," and they say "no, it will be fine," and so you do the test/procedure, and you get the bill and it IS ruinously expensive... then you should be allowed to bite the doctor as many times as you want and also take their wallet
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imagine Solar Flare having a tail, but being completely expressionless . like they don't express any type of emotion, nobody knows what they're felling, except their tail gives them alway all the time.
They can gave you the most dead stare of your life, while their tail is just wagging behind them.
AOAIAYAGAHAGAJAHANSS ISAC. ISACCCCC OH MY STARS THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKINF THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE OMG!!!!!!!!! THIS IS EVERYTHING. THIS IS EVERYTHINGGGGG I AM CRADLING THIS SO CLOSE W MY CHEST RN.
THIS WHOLE CONCEPT IS UTTERLY DELIGHTFUL ON ITS OWN BUT THE ADDED BONUS OF THE TAIL BEING THE MAIN INDICATOR OF HOW THEY FEEL HAS ME ON THE FLOOR AAOAUAUGGGHH THIS IS SO CUTE. I ALWAYS LOVE YOUR IDEAS THIS IS GUNNA LIVE WITH ME FOREVER
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in the newest edition of skinny bitch audacity (fatphobia):
comparing weight gain to... being a meth addict. and that you can look at someone and be qualified to say theyre degrading their health if they arent a small enough size for you to be attracted to them/be 'acceptable'
[IF YOU SHAME ADDICTS ON THIS POST YOURE GETTING BLOCKED. IF YOU SHAME FAT PEOPLE ON THIS POST YOURE GETTING BLOCKED. I WILL NOT WARN YOU TWICE.]
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There’s a specific spectrum that exists for my top three silly guys rn and it’s
has said “kill yourself” - i’ve seen edits of him saying “kill yourself” and - desperately needs to tell someone to kill themselves
and it’s a very useful spectrum. Put your own little guys on here. Let me know.
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Kinnporsche and bad buddy has ruined bl for me. What am i supposed to fall back on?? The droning glances , the choir that breaks out whenever lips touch, the 400 second pause in between dialogues that noone would ever repeat coz of the second hand cringebarassement??
Or the non existant plot , the repeated tropes of college / uni falling in love stories, along with the terrible music that all somehow sounds the same???
Ffs , kimchay had 20 minutes of screentime in total and I'm obsessed with them TILL DATE.
The tag that i keep open and refresh daily on ao3? The one i was SO eager to get back to after a long stay at a relative's place ? Kimchay. The sidecouple.
WHO DIDN'T EVEN GET A HAPPY ENDING!!!!
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Update on Cade!
Since a lot of my followers have been requesting an update on the gentleman. He is VERY used to my hand now, I had to pick him up off his empty food cup to replace it.
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