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pawzofchaos · 10 months

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Could you draw Lifty and Shifty?

I tried like 5 separate times to draw them, but I haven’t drawn them in so long so I couldn’t figure it out and this was the only good one that came out of it so I apologize for that

#i still don’t like it that muchLMAO #art #paws draws #my art #fanart #htf #happy tree friends #htf shifty #htf lifty #shifty and lifty #furry #please don’t put me in a cringe comp

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cuntstable · 1 year

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sorry for it in advance but i wrote another pucci essay under the cut. is anyone mad at me. anyway this ones about my thoughts on his relationship to religion lol

interesting how the reason why pucci refuses to share the truth about wes and perla is partly that he doesnt want to break his duties as a priest-in-training (with the other reason being that he wants to spare his siblings from the pain of knowing their sin), but in the present of the story he constantly just says fuck it who cares about how priest should and shouldnt act. like its all appearances.

so as much i joke about Genuinely Hyper Christian pucci i do think his relationship to religion is definitely nuanced too. like he clearly had his doubts about priesthood and the church with the blasmephous book dio found him reading when they first met. i feel like him choosing to become a priest was more than anything him trying to find answers to questions he had since childhood about fate, like ”why did i survive when my twin died?”. Plus with the referances him and Whitesnake make to other religions he clearly is well read beyond just christianity. unfortunately that curiosity and desire for answers from wherever he could get them just lead him to an evil vampire lol.

but anyway i think with the death of his sister and him deciding to be mentoured by Dio, priesthood became just a tool for him. like its a convenient mask to wear, to get people to trust him. Not to say that hes not religious, i mean he definitely is and thematically he serves as an outright criticism of the catholic church, and his character just drips with the kind of guilt and levels of fatalism, nihilism and moral fuckery you could only get from a deeply deeply catholic villain. but i think if his backstory hadnt played out the way it did he most likely wouldnt have actually become a priest in the end, with the church not being able to actually give him the answers he wanted. i think!!!!

#pucci posting #its sort of hard i think for me to deeply analyze that side of him even though its so central bc my knowledge of of #OF religion is so impersonal but i tried to put some thoughts into words…. anyway Adds this to the cringe comp google doc

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sanchoyo · 1 year

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just had the most harrowing experience. I was standing at the kitchen window watching a squirrel try to get into the birdfeeder (it couldnt bc the feeder kept spinning and it couldnt get traction on the sloped roof. it was so sad. ignore the fact theres plenty of the food scattered on the ground just below for the squirrels and chipmunks.) and I was thinking. aww man thats pretty cute. weird how i havent seen the squirrels in the yard as much as the chipmunks, I sometimes catch glimpses of them in the woods but?? do I need to put squirrel feeders out too?? I wanna see them more!!

and like 15 mins later I was walking my dog, mostly not Thinking abt the Squirrels.

And. a fucking squirrel dropped from the sky directly in front of me. its little body made a horrible THOWPMP noise. oh my god.

it was probably trying to jump from one tree to another and missed, but it mustve dropped a good 30 ft if not more...it got up and ran into the woods like nothing had happened so ig it was okay?? but it scared the shit out of me 😭 be careful what u wish for (to see more squirrels) because sometimes u will get it (in the form of squirrels falling directly in front of u out of nowhere)

#i got pics of this squirrel trying to get into the feeder bein silly too so i. i have documentation of this squirrel.#this squirrel with no aim . this jumpscare squirrel. printing her pic out and putting it in a cringe comp #alsooo i put up a (2nd) birdfeeder today ^_^ so now we can watch birdies from the kitchen AND the living room #sad news my landlady got ppl to trim the huge bushes beside my window #i think there was a birds nest in there if not several :( also those bushes gave me privacy from the neighbors #now theres nothing if i wanna have my windows open and curtains open they can just. See Me. dont like that!!!!#augh.#but i dont rly have any say in what she does...even tho those bushes were hurting nobody...#sad #sanchoyorambles

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blueberrythyme · 2 years

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the cute boy in housekeeping i’ve been making very charged eye contact with for the last week n a half finally spoke to me. in case u wanted to know

#text #put this in my cringe comp #it’s cute it’s fun #i think he knows as much english as i know spanish #🏩

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carlyraejepsans · 7 days

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Do you have a timeline for when you believe the humans fell underground (including Chara + Frisk)?

Well not necessarily anything specific. just a few things that mark some VERY wide margings for what i have in mind

Chara fell in 201X, as per the calendar with the circled date.

This was after the Dreemurrs (and thus monsterkind in tow) already left Home to explore the rest of the mountain and settled in New Home. This is deduced by the wall writings in Waterfall, which bemoan the underground's inaccessibility, saying there's no way a human could ever make its way down there.

So New Home already existed (or was soon going to be founded, if the plaques were written while the monsters were still exploring) before any human had fallen into the Underground at all.

However! The childhood room in Home is referred to as Asriel's room in both the game files and in the art book (the screenshot is from the Home segment of the book)

Which would mean Asriel was born close enough in time to the monsters' banishment to be alive when they migrated further into the caverns (and to already have personal interests, like astronomy), and that he was likely snooping around his previous home in the RUINs by chance when he found Chara.

I think Chara spent a LOT of time with the Dreemurrs... but less so chronologically. They likely had reset powers like all humans who fall into the Underground as a consequence of their high DT (from the Undertale Legends of Localization book):

(I actually think this was the intended implication with their inappropriately light approach to death and pain, ie: laughing in that one videotape about making Asgore sick), so I like to think that, while they obviously stuck around for a long time, they techincally were only with the Dreemurrs for 1, maybe 2 linear years. Which would explain why they seem... hesitant to call them their child/sibling. From their perspective, it was too soon for those words at the time. Either that or Chara was uncomfortable with familiar terms for whatever reason. I tend to ping-pong between the two.

Chara dies and so does Asriel -> Asgore cringe comp -> Toriel bails.... And then bam, the next humans start falling down.

l think the entire affair took centuries in total. Surely a lot of time, enough for most commonplace monsters to have no idea what a human looks like

At LEAST one century, that is, but that is the barest minimum. There's this one line in the date with Sans at MTT resort when he's talking about his first meeting with Toriel:

Now I'm not saying Sans is aware of what's going on or that this makes incanon sense, but knowing UT's propensity for tragically poetic irony, this feels like one of those occasions.

I in my personal chronology, the humans fell either 1 or 2 per century, putting Toriel's exile between 300 and 600 years long.

The order? uhhhhh. dw about it

Thus, Frisk falls down in 2X15. Monsters are freed, everyone is happy. Yay yayay ^_^ yippee. The End.

#answered asks #undertale #metanalysis

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mynameismckenziemae · 5 months

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She’s a Fire-Chapter III

Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw x OFC/Reader (no use of y/n)

So hot there’s smoke

(previous chapter here, next chapter here)

Warnings: fluff, masturbation, oral (m receiving), dirty talk

You give Bradley your number after you make a tentative plan to hang out on Friday since you’re not sure what your schedule will be yet. You send him down to Penny’s with a kiss and a butt squeeze when he turns.

You and fall into bed shortly after.

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A loud back-up beeper jolts you awake. You look at your phone; 6:47 AM. What on earth?

You look out the window and see your movers have backed into Penny’s driveway, and started throwing items out. You cringe at how roughly they’re handling your stuff. You pull a sweatshirt on and head down the stairs just as you see them drop your bed frame, cracking it.

You sigh heavily before asking, “Weren’t you guys supposed to come tomorrow? Preferably after 8:00 AM?”

“Sorry about your bed frame, that’ll be comped. There was a change of plans, we gotta be back to Denver before tomorrow.” One of the movers replies.

“Okay, I guess? Let me just move some stuff around upstairs first.”

“Go ahead, the stuff will be here when you get down back.” He replies.

“Excuse me? I have to bring it all up myself? That’s not what I paid for.” Now you’re getting irritated.

“Yeah, the boss man said we gotta be back tonight, so you’ll have to figure it out. Call tomorrow morning and they’ll comp ya for that too.”

What the fuck. “Uh no, that’s not—“

“What’s going on out here?” Bradley asks as he comes out of Penny’s sliding door, yawning while he pulls his tank on. Holy biceps.

You walk over to him as he eyes your bare legs. “They were supposed to be here tomorrow and bring everything upstairs. But they apparently need to be back in Denver by tonight so I’m on my own. They also broke my bedframe” you sigh.

“I’ll help ya. I’ve got nothing to do today and it’s that much stuff. My buddy owns a furniture store across town, he’ll hook ya up with a bedframe and I can bring it over with the Bronco, get it set up for ya if you’d want?”

“Seriously? You’d do all that?”

“‘Course. I’d be happy to, plus it’s supposed to rain later, I don’t want your stuff to get wet.”

“That would be great, thank you so much.”

“No problem, where do we start?”

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20 minutes later you’ve got the furniture out of the way so you can get the mattress and boxes in. The moving truck is already gone. They’re getting a one-star review on Yelp. Assholes.

Pete and Penny see the pile of stuff in the driveway and come out to help too. The hardest part is squeezing the mattress through the doorframe, but it’s easy sailing after that, and within an hour it’s all out of the driveway.

They ask if you need help unpacking but you politely decline as you’re not sure where everything is going yet.

“I’m going to the bar to do payroll, did you want a ride?” Penny asks Bradley.

“Yeah, thanks.” He turns to you. “I’ll run home and shower and then I’ll be back to pick you up?”

“That’d be great.” You smile, ignoring the knowing looks you’re getting from Pete and Penny.

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You put a few necessary things away and get your stuff ready for tomorrow before showering yourself, throwing on a pair of jean shorts and an oversized white tee.

A clean vintage Bronco pulls in and you meet Bradley in the driveway, he looks good enough to eat in another tight pair of jeans and a gray t-shirt as he holds the passenger door open for you.

“I ran through Starbucks, got you a vanilla latte and a breakfast sandwich, the bag is on the floor in the back,” he says as he climbs in the driver's side.

Unexpected tears spring to your eyes, but you quickly blink them away. You clear the lump from your throat. “That’s so thoughtful, thank you. Sunny give you my order?”

“No problem, I like coffee too.” He holds up his cup, “And yeah she did, there’s too many options for me to try and guess.”

“Well, I’m impressed. My dad is the only other man who’s ever bought me coffee.”

“Really? It’s such a simple thing.”

“It is. But I’m not used to guys taking initiative or putting in the effort. Another reason I decided to take a break from dating.”

“Yeah, I can see that. It helps that I was raised by a single mom.”

“Sounds like she was quite the woman, to raise a man as amazing as you.”

He blushes at your words and squeezes your knee. “Thanks, Row”.

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Bradley pulls into a furniture store and leaves you at the door before parking.

He leads you inside and helps you look. You eventually pick out a wrought iron one but aren’t sure on what color/finish.

“Do you think this finish will scratch?” You ask, gesturing to the black one.

“Scratch? From what?”

“Handcuffs, of course” you deadpan.

He flushes but laughs. “Nah, should be fine. These are good quality.”

“I hope so. I’d hate to have to punish you for scratching it” you tell him before turning away to find an associate as he gapes after you.

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Your luck is changing, they have the frame you want in store so you’re able to bring it home today, unassembled of course.

The clouds are starting to spit as he pulls into the driveway, and it starts coming down harder when you’re halfway up the stairs, helping him carry the box. You both laugh as you get it inside and set it down. Your top-halves took the brunt of it, soaking both your shirts.

He looks at your chest and swallows heavily before meeting your eyes again. You look down and your tee and bralette are now see-through, nipples at attention from the cold rain. You turn and strip the wet material off, teasing him with a view of your bare back while you walk to the bathroom for some towels.

You hang the wet items over the shower rod and cover yourself with a towel, before grabbing one for him too.

“Do you want to hang up your shirt?”

“Sure, thanks,” he says with gravel in his voice. You look down while he’s pulling his shirt off and can see the thick line of his erection pressing against his jeans.

He hands you the shirt and he dries off with the towel quickly before handing it over too. You hang it all up in the bathroom and walk back out, topless.

He inhales sharply and watches as you pull out a box of clothes, digging through for a shirt and bra.

He comes up behind you and reaches around you to cup your breasts. His rough, calloused fingers rub across your nipples and you sigh, head dropping back against his chest.

“You like to tease me, don’t you?” He murmurs by your ear.

“Mmm, yeah. I do. I like it when you blush and get all flustered. Especially since I think this is new for you, you’re used to being the one in control, aren’t you?” You say as you turn in his arms, bare chests now together.

“Yeah, you’re definitely throwing me for a loop. I don’t know what to expect from you, and I like it.” He replies before leaning down to kiss you.

You return it, licking the seam of his lips as your hands go to his nipples. “Anyone ever play with these?” You murmur against his lips.

“Not really, not like you-fuckkk” he pulls back from your lips to groan as you pinch lightly.

“That’s a shame,” you kiss the scar on his jaw, then neck, and down below his collarbone. “cause you’re so responsive. Do you like it?”

He sighs and nods as you suck his nipple into your mouth. “Yeah”.

“Good.” You reply as you kiss your way to the other side. You suck that one into your mouth next and gently bite while pinching the other. His cock twitches against your stomach.

You kiss your way lower, settling on your knees. You pull him out and trace the head on your lips as you look up at him under your lashes before you draw him into your mouth. You moan around him and he shudders, hands clenching at his sides, “Fuck, Rowan. That, ah…feels fucking amazing.”

“Mmm,” you agree around him and take his hands to guide them in your hair.

He grips your hair and gently thrusts before pulling back and repeating the motion. He’s watching you under half-lidded eyes and his chest is heaving. Each thrust draws a delicious gasp out of him, driving you crazy. Your hand goes in the front of your shorts, to rub tight circles on your clit. “Oh God, are you touching yourself?

You moan around him again and nod, eyes falling closed from the pleasure.

“Fuck, that’s hot.”

Your free hand reaches between his legs, rolling his balls in your fingers, and his hips thrust deeper on their own accord.

You feel that familiar tightening and pull him deeper into your mouth, too far gone to notice your gag reflex as your nose brushes the neatly trimmed hair below his navel. Your orgasm hits you, moaning and whining around his cock, drool dripping down your chin.

“Jesus, you’re so pretty when you cum. Fuckfuckfuck I’m close. Where do you want me to-?”

Your hands fly to his ass and pull him deeper into your mouth, swallowing around him.

His hands tighten the grip on your hair as he cums with a broken moan and you swallow his salty spend.

He helps you to your feet and kisses you deeply, his chest rumbles as he tastes himself in your mouth. “Rowan, you are…” he trails off with a chuckle, “just, uh…wow”.

You smile and tuck him back in his pants. “I can get it myself, but do you want to help me put the frame together? It’s probably easier with 2 people. I can order some food?”

“Yeah, sounds great. I wouldn’t make you put it together yourself.”

“Thanks! Now where do you suggest I order from?” You say stepping around him to find your phone, landing a sharp swat to his right butt cheek. You smirk to yourself as he sucks in a breath.

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You slip a shirt on, forgoing a bra, and order the food while Bradley starts on the frame. You help him after, and are almost done with it when the food arrives.

You take a break to eat on your bedroom floor and laugh as he tells you stories about growing up with Sunny.

“… and that’s how I broke my arm the second time. The worst part was that I was the one who got in trouble, even though she pushed me. She cried though, and admitted to it…after my mom got through with me, of course. She used to be like the little sister I never wanted, but I’m so glad to have her now.”

“I think you were just a naughty little boy” you wink, “but yes, she really is the best. I feel so bad we drifted apart when she was dating her ex. I didn’t realize at the time how awful he was treating her, I wish I would’ve known. I could’ve helped her” you say, poking at your food. You’ll always feel bad for missing the signs was she was being mistreated.

“Hey, it’s not your fault. She was good at hiding it, and by the time we-Jake, Nat, and I, realized how bad it was, we ended up deployed for 4 months with little to no phone privileges. Thankfully she kicked him to the curb, and Pete was home when she found him cheating. It’s sure been something to watch her come back alive being with Bobby-boy though.”

“Agreed. They’re perfect together. How long ‘til he pops the question you think?”

“Less than a year, guaranteed.” He replies, his lip quirking.

“That long? I was thinking 6 months.”

“It wouldn’t surprise me. He’s crazy about her.”

“That he is. I wonder what that’s like, being so head over heels for someone, knowing them as well as you know yourself, unable to imagine life without them? I hope I have that someday. I didn’t really believe it was possible until my dad met my stepmom. I was so angry and jealous at the time that I didn’t see how beautiful it was to watch them fall in love. I don’t know how she ever forgave me for how awful I was.” You sigh, still embarrassed years later at your behavior.

“You were just a kid, who had her dad to herself for years. It’s understandable. I probably would’ve been the same way if my mom would’ve dated.”

You hum in agreement and finish eating. He finishes the frame and you can hear things moving as you as you wash the dishes you used.

You walk back into the bedroom to find him pulling on the last pillowcase. He’d finished the frame, pulled the mattress onto it, and made your bed.

Those unexpected tears are back and you try to blink them back as you walk over to hug him from behind, but a few escape your eyes.

He can hear them in your voice as you thank him for everything he helped you with today and he turns to lift your chin. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing,” you laugh wetly. “I just-I’m used to doing everything on my own, no one’s taken care of me in years. We just met and you spent your entire day off helping me, without being asked. Sorry, I’m not usually a crier, I don’t-“

“It’s okay. I was just afraid I overstepped.” He kisses you so tenderly that more tears start. “I’d love it if you’d let me take care of you, any way you’ll let me.”

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A/N: Ew, so fluffy at the end there 😂 kidding, kidding.

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#bradley rooster bradshaw #bradley bradshaw x you #bradley bradshaw #bradley bradshaw x reader #rooster top gun #top gun maverick #she’s a fire

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zoobus · 2 years

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Putting out some banger posts recently. My condolences to your notifs

I regret the surveillance one because it's like every 30 minutes someone drops a new privacy violation I could never imagine or just hadn't considered.

"I had a stalker and had to worry about oblivious classmates including me in the background" "I had a huge panic attack and a guy filmed me the whole time" "I was at a cafe with friends for an hour before I noticed the camera streaming us for social media" "I'm the autistic weirdo everyone bullies so it's a given they'll mock me online" "I found the blog of sometime i knew and they were roasting pics of me with my full name attached" "one of those viral racist "Karen" videos was someone having a psychotic break" "cringe comps caused harassment campaigns like you wouldn't comprehend" "ugh people upload Ring videos to shame their neighbors over every minor grievance, including kids" we need to crowdsource anti-paparazzi fabric that works against cameras without flash NOW, I did not realize how severe tiktok brain was

#thank you though #surveillance

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mintmoth · 1 year

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Ngl with how close the Octotrio are, I can imagine them being protective of each other. Like they all know damn well each of them can hold their own, but if there's a major threat, prepare to die

YEEEESSS yes oh my god okay like, they definitely all harass one another and do shit to cause problems for each other ie Azul and Jade wringing Floyd out for his body slime so badly that he couldn't walk for a while, Jade poisoning everyone and their mother with mushrooms, Floyd.. literally doing everything he does

BUT I think when it genuinely comes down to like, serious situations all three of them are the type where if they care about you they're fiercely loyal and very protective

They acknowledge each other's competency and do a lot of making the others time worse while going "oh I knew you'd be fine lmao" because yeah they knew they'd be fine, if things are genuinely looking bad or one of them is in Actual Danger they'd be quick to act and try to turn the tables, though you know at the end they're making jokes like "well I only helped because I didn't want to have to clean up the mess you were gonna be" or "I just didn't want you to have all the fun" or "you looked so pathetic getting your ass kicked, it was too awful to even put on a cringe comp"

#ask #thehollowwriter #twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst

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peacchidrops · 2 years

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emoji review: pleading face 🥺

i am SO not an apple bitch but this one's perfect. great balance between sincere & probably fucking with you.

rating: 10/10; the platonic ideal of what this face should look like

adorable. love the simpler shading. not sure what it is, but this one looks a little more sincere than the apple one.

rating: 9/10; needs a little more bastard energy

i might be a samsung user but this one is.. kinda gross. i admire the attempt to deepen the expression with that shading on the chin, but it just feels out of place here. this one isn't fucking around at all. at least on some level, this is like... genuine betrayal. kinda makes me not wanna use it actually.

rating: 6/10. get some help, man

major return to form with this one! kinda weirdly orange but does the job just fine

rating: 9/10

what the fuck. absolutely not. the expression here is COMPLETELY off. the downwards-facing pupils make it look MAJORLY condescending, not to mention the nausea-inducing shading. ugh.

rating: 0/10. fucker looks like he'd make cringe comps of little kids' flipaclip animations

um i mean? this one is fine i guess. nothing offensively bad. i just.. don't think it gets the point across? it's super flat; no real emotion behind it. the lack of lines and eyebrows really hurts this one.

rating: 4/10

uh this one is.. okay. the proportions are kinda weird. they mess with the expression in a semi-noticeable way that i just can't put my finger on.

rating: 5/10; extra points for facebook's syrupy-sweet shading style which i like a lot

perfect. beautiful. STUNNING performance, darling. i absolutely adore that hot pink shading.

rating: 1000/10. praise be 🙏

uh. yikes.

rating: 3/10. nothing to say about this one

um???? this one is weird. looks like the emoji they'd make out of your dad trying to mimic the apple version's expression. again with the downwards-facing pupils. ugh. those REALLY don't work with this face.

rating: 2/10. whatsapp's is still the worst.

#emoji review #emoji rating #pleading face emoji #babblegum

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egg-noodle · 4 months

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I made a short film this year! \o/ https://vimeo.com/897307551 Pass: what is Val? (one word, no caps, no plural)

It's based on the characters from Knives In Your Eyes. A little write up about my goals and thoughts on this project below.

I had wanted to see if I could still make a film after having a stroke. I haven't made a film since 2014, so it felt like I was dusting off cobwebs for the first few months haha.

I'm an animator at my day job, so I didn't want to focus on the animation at all. Instead, I wanted to put all my energy into all the other steps of making a film (script, storyboard, layout, backgrounds, fx, compositing, etc), since I'm far less proficient at those things.

I wanted to explore Hunter's fears, mainly their fear of becoming inhuman and of being seen. I love the idea that Dream and Nightmare see the dreams that they're eating, and thought that Hunter's conflicting desires surrounding Val would be a great opportunity to see them feed off a single dream.

I lengthily blogged about my technical goals and process elsewhere so I won't write it all again here, but I hope the 'Val is intensely unsettling, and Hunter experiences what they think is the worst case scenario but is still somehow Into It' vibes comes across ok. I Am Cringe But I Am Free! :D

The cool thing is, I can already spot the areas that need improvement and know exactly how I'd go about making those changes, so I feel that overall my critical observation skills have leveled up a lot :D I'm really proud of myself!

If anyone is curious about software: boards were done in Storyboarder, backgrounds in Clip Studio Paint, and anim/fx/comp in Harmony.

#danika animates #sometimes you get so obsessed with a really niche book and have to feed yourself by making a film

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