#put them in my bag

[s0fter-sin]

everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions

when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away

what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again

#ghost picks it up when he watches him meticulously read the ingredients lists on the bottles when he goes shopping with him once #he knows enough about products to know that when you find one that works you keep using it #so hes confused when he sees soap put back a moisturiser hes certain hes seen in his little bag #he waits for him to leave the aisle and checks the bottle #which is when he sees the new and improved formula sticker on the back #he memorises the ingredients and when he checks the bottle in soaps room sure enough theres an ingredient missing #thats when he puts it together #it seems his little intro into guerrilla warfare had sparked some ideas in his sergeant #and hes so damn proud it takes him off guard for a second #he hadnt expected him to keep up with it not when hed rarely need the knowledge #but he is and hes doing it all on his own using his own expertise and forethought #the pride has to make room for a difference kind of warmth at the sheer competency on display in front of him #the next day he drops a new product with the missing ingredient on soaps head #the soldiers around them are shocked that hed indulge in soaps prissiness #hes the only that that sees the feral glint in soaps eye as he thanks him and starts going on about the benefits of looking after your skin #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #ghost x soap #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost mw2 #cod ghost #cod soap #soap mw2 #soap mactavish #cod mwii #call of duty #we’re a team. ghost team

[beybuniki]

fanboys

#It looked to yaoi when I put them next to each other so I put them underneath but it still looks a bit yaoi 😭😭😭😭 but it’s cute #I’ve been wanting to draw bakugo in that beanie for weeks now (and the shirt) my baby never wears it but I think it’s so cute #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #deku’s keychain is from the comic convention theh went to together bakugo is too cool to wear his #It’s in his bag #batman #??? #Also they’re on the subway btw #I can’t draw backgrounds just imagine it #quirkless au

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*Reader, Angel, and Husk on a heist together*

Reader: How do you think Angel will distract them?

Husk: He’ll probably, like set off an alarm or throw a rock or something. That’s what I would do

Angel: *moaning loudly and sensually at a nearby distance*

Husk: ….

Reader: ….or he could do that

#husk you shouldn’t be surprised you know this man will NOT hesitate to put on a performance #reader is amused and honestly lowkey impressed #you know angel definitely made a bet with them to see how creative he could get #obviously he won😌 #my mans gotta collect that BAG💰💰💰 #pun intended #anyway I love them and this could lowkey be considered as huskerdust x reader?? #I’m gonna say it is cause fuck it why not #huskerdust x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel x reader #huskerdust #angel dust x reader #husk x reader #angel dust x husk #fuck I forgot to mention this idea came from an incorrect quote I found online but I just added my own little ✨twist✨ to it #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin vaggie #hazbin charlie #nifty hazbin hotel #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin valentino #hazbin vox

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i dig his earnest soul & neglected middle child vibes. he's so Charming and for what reason!

#perhaps i just enjoy pathetic men! #perhaps i relate to how he's treated! who's to say! #grabbing him and putting him on my trinket shelf #i'd listen to his poetry. i'd hate every fucking second but i Would listen <3 #look at him! Look! i want to perhaps toss him around in a sack! #there is a 3d model of him in my mind and im just. violently spinning him #my fav pillars: latter & toodaloo THANKS I LOVE THEM. #scribble salad #latter pillar #welcome home puppet show #ok its time to queue this and sleep. im seeing spiders #you know it's time to sleep when the trash bag strings turn into a tarantula! #god. latter. i love him and his too many stupid fucking limbs AGH HE'S SO PERFECT. #howdy's just a hater smh. and repressed as shit - i see him. he's not fooling Me....

[yyuuraii]

decentlydrawnmcyt

#its just the same lineart of the previous post but with 👎color👎 #puts them in my bag #qsmp badboyhalo #badboyhalo #qsmp forever #foreverplayer #qsmp #fanart #art #mcyt #yyuusart

[sootnuki]

remnants

#sam and max #my art #putting this here for the author of steam in the bag. teehee #<- little side note for them: hi!!! so glad you like this. now it’s on here

[esprei]

happy holidays!!! ✨

#submas #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet #archeops #excadrill #my art #THIS IS SO LATE but you know what it's ok i have it done before the new year #also kind of a mix bw pokemas and manga submas is how this turned out dlfkjsdlkfj #i could have put them in their ex outfits to match the theme more but it was too late #also sorry no joltiks for emmet this time #though... maybe they're just all in the bag...? #and yeaaah ingo's coat has a pocket just uh consider it stylistic choice hehe #anyway i hope everyone has had a wonderful holiday season so far!

[bluury2]

“Shadow might not be able to picture the expression the way that Vio can, but he doesn’t need to. Frankly, he doesn’t care to. The sight before him is… Everything else falls away. The room, the heat of the lava, the coming fight, none of it matters. None of it means anything at all in comparison to Vio like that . Lounging back into a throne, legs spread in casual ease, like it was made just for him.

Shadow doesn’t think, he just moves. He moves so quickly his form flickers, and he rematerializes right before the throne.

“What do you think?” Vi asks him, smirking down.

Shadow doesn’t answer. Not in words. He just drops to his knees.

“Shadow?” Vi asks, a slight laugh to his voice”

Upon the throne - @not-freyja

THEM

THEY’RE SO INLOVE

THEY’RE SO INLOVE IT HURT ME PHYSICALLY JAHSBDBFJD RAHHH

#they’re in love your honor #they’re gay your honor #i wanna put them in a fish bag and shake them about #legend of zelda #art #loz #my art #fanart #the legend of zelda #dont steal #link #shadow four swords #shadow fanart #four swords shadow #shadow link #vio link #four swords adventures #four swords #four swords manga #fire temple #Zelda #ship art #vidow #ship

[lunar-years]

I like to think Roy leaves little notes for Jamie around the house. Some are for little reminders like "don't forget to pack this..." or a list of meal prep instructions on the food he's left for Jamie in his fridge, etc. and some are just general well wishes like "good morning beautiful, meet you at the club x" or whatever. Except Roy's handwriting is so tragically bad, and this combined with the fact that Jamie already finds reading difficult results in Jamie never having one single clue what the hell that man is trying to say to him. He keeps all the notes in a shoebox anyway because they're from Roy and because Roy always signs them off with "I love you," the one sentence in Roy's handwriting that Jamie is never not going to recognize 🥰🥰

#he also doesn't tell roy he can't read his handwriting because he likes receiving them too much and doesn't want it to stop #one day roy finds the shoebox and is like. babe. #why the fuck do you have a stack of post it notes from me telling you to microwave for 3 min on high? #and jamie is just like wait awww is that what that says? 🥺 #roy is suchhhhh a note leaver. in my head. #like i completely made that up but it's so real in my head. #he's also putting little notes in phoebes lunchbox and notes in Keeley's work bag for her to find at the office. xx #royjamie #ted lasso #roy kent #jamie tartt

[kingsofgaytham]

i sometimes think about how one of the first things stede did upon waking up and meeting the charming stranger was inviting him into his secret closet and then in the same episode they not only swap clothes but exchange rings too

#please the symbolism is so cute #edpecially seeing that ed doesn't have his rings on after they surrender (are they in a bag? lost forever?) #stede's blue ring is tied to his sea-persona he only wears it as captain bonnet and takes it off when he goes back to mary #ed always wears his red ring (which i think ties with his red silk) except for when he gives it to stede #the red ring is almost a metaphor - for the Edward that struggles inside Blackbeard #it represents his humanity his need for a change and freedom #since he never puts in on bc he's sure stede left him i'm gonna need a scene with them putting on a fine outfit together #that probably wont happen but a girl can dream #and Stede notices the ring and puts it on Ed's finger #anyways the whole rings/sharing a cravat symbolism is fantastic and the costume design team did a phenomenal job #stede bonnet #the gentleman pirate #edward teach #blackbeard #gentlebeard #our flag means death #ofmd #my post

[mondaymelon]

me n who ?!?!?!? ME N WHO GUYS ...

picrews: 1 2 3 4

mking silly girlfailure picrews are the only thing saving my sanity which took quite a number of blows today ( its hanging on by the measliest thread but i think its better to consider it go n e )

anyways i wanna make a silly tag game so we are going to make a silly tag game because in the wise words of martin luther king i think wait it was probably gandhi "be the change you wish to see in the world" arent i so cool guys im taking like the first step forward and :stareyes: ahahah

(no pressure) tags !! 🏷️ : @cienxpidity, @ilyuu, @anonbinaryweirdo, @suntoru, @tuesdayberries, @lume-nosity, @mrcrazyvillainvillainn, @ceneid, @amalythea, @xianyoon, @aeon-yao, @ryuryuryuyurboat, @auroratumbles, @snobwaffles, @the-white-void + everyone i probably forgot to tag (SPS IM SORRY) n anyone else whod like to join !!

#💬 ⌗ 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 . . . ✧ #i was in a very silly mood ( mental breakdown ish ) i cried like 16 times in the past hour and that's probably not a good thing but HEY #its fine #im so fine #im so #im so... #*perishes* #begone negativity #its time for me and my delusions #speaking of delusions i actually had the WILDEST Dream last night #and its so crazy because its like the first dream I've had in the past year that's not about a fictional character #yes im pathtetic #carrying on #and i was like escaping from t h e. m a. n i n t he. h a l l w a y #and i was like runnning away yk and then shrek comes over and helps me out by defenestrating me and so i land in some bushes and then start #like putting candy into a bag??? and im like HURRY UP SHREK HES GONNA COME AFTER US #and then i got to this like cult area #where it splits into two paths and i remember it so vividly because there was this gate security and i had to type in my student id to get #and so it opens up to this room and there's two pathways #the one to the right has this giant ass shrine golden statue surrounded by a bunch of children #and the one i go to has little cube spaces caved into the walls for like little decorations and a stair for like a lower other half of the #room #and theres a bunch of children and my irls #and so we break outta there yk #we escape #we get out #and we run into like osme shopping place #and my friend is planning to abandon me with her other friend and they're running away to china #but they refuse to take me with them (ultimate betrayal) #HELP edit but the tags didnt show up cause there were too many...

[semprvivum]

Tradescantia zebrina

#she survived a thrip infestation 👏 #got hit with thrips in the spring on this gal and my philo brazil. and my cannabis >:( #so i took cuttings of the first 2 and sprayed them very thoroughly with deadbug brew and put em in a bag for like a few weeks #then rerooted them and have not seen any thrips since<3 #both plants used to be Massive but i decided to play it safe and just take cuttinfs and throw the rest out. rip #now with the cannabis. it took months to get rid of those mfers #plant #plants #plantblr #succulent #succulents #succulentblr #tradescantia #tradescantia zebrina #inchplant #spiderwort #mine #houseplants #horticulture #botany

[somecunttookmyurl]

prescription delivered today and in a fun reversal of the usual problem theyve given me only my adhd drugs

#this after i filed a complaint last week about them forgetting to put my adhd drugs #in the bag with the rest of them #roughly 75% of the time for the last 2 years like my prescription is somehow still a shock to them every month #apparently in response they have Decided To Be Fucking Comedians

[buglaur]

she's live

now you can see what everyones height is in my head because i refuse to download height sliders. look at ass <3

#also works on mobile btw ☝️ !! #me successfully making this is proof you can achieve anything with 500 google searches #you should see my search history #html how to put image. html how to change image size. html how to put images in a row. html how to center a row of images. html how to #their pinterest boards are disabled at the moment because i need to make them look good before i share them #and most tags don't work yet because i'm too lazy to go back through my whole blog and tag almost 2 years worth of posts 😭 #going to christen it by reblogging one of those dress up your sim prompt ask games #if i can find it #and then i'm going to get completely stuck into rufus and sawyers gameplay yessss i can't wait #leaving virgils gameplay forever i think because when rufus and sawyer have a kid i'm moving him in as the babysitter #would you believe me if i told you there is 0 cc clothes in this #i've fallen in love with maxis clothing recently idk what happened to me #besides roxys boots and virgils bag its a vanilla lookbook #thank you to everyone who voted on the poll yesterday btw #even though it was 50/50 the majority of the time it was up #it ended up 60/40 after an hour tho so i went with my fav macmahon lifestages instead of young adult stages! #goodnight <3

[sleepyminty]

Eversince i bought my binah plush doll, my two cousins ( who had zero knowledge of any PM games) had developed fear around her, since i placed her near the bedroom door they always said that they started having nightmare of this doll and honestly

Good for you binah, you’re still a manace even you turn into a harmless plushie

#project moon #lobotomy corp #library of ruina #lobotomy corp binah #lobotomy corp garion #this is why i have to put her away in the bag #also the cat always attack her so theres that #they said that they had frequent nightmare of binah doll staring at them through the doll #and thats it #binah plush my beloved #when you stare long into the abyss the abyss stare back kind of dream i think #this is a true story #proving that arbiter being a manace is a universal thing #or binah is so scary her creepiness transcend into many form #but be real and look at this photo does it look scary to you #i had a good sleep btw #not my cousins no #when shes around #same energy as the makima doll i guess #also i snatched one of my cousin earring and gave it to my binah and no shes still salty abt it

[yukipri]

Kangaroo baby

Cats tag: #YukiPriASLKittens

#YukiPriASLKittens #Cat!Rex #Cats #Kittens #Cat #Snoeshoe cat #i've had this pouch bag thing for well over a decade and i have put all of my pets in it at one point or another #but i think of all of them Rex seems to enjoy it most #he just a very droopy cuddly boy