#put under a readmore bc im fairly certain this is incomprehensible lmao

[many-gay-magpies]

my family's principle of never lying vs the small harmless white lies i tell almost constantly like "no km writing down notes for a story" because my brain likes to blow things out of proportion and be like "well if you tell your mom you ARE texting then shell ask who and you say a friend and she could ask WHICH friend. and you could LIE but then youd be able to be found out because she THINKS you mean an irl friend when really you mean an online friend and she doesnt KNOW you have online friends because if she DID that would mean she'd know you have social media and then she'd probably ask to SEE said social media and she WOULD respect your wishes if you didnt want her to but then shed have reason to believe youre hiding something from her which isnt REALLY true except it kind of IS because she doesnt know you spend all your time online fangirling over kpop idols, cursing way more than you do in your real life, and being generally embarassing. and if she finds out about any of it youll die xoxo thx for understanding <33"

#my brain is weird #put under a readmore bc im fairly certain this is incomprehensible lmao #but OH WELL when did THAT ever stop me #magpie thoughts #magpie rants