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epic-arc · 6 months
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Jaune ships be like:
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rachetmath · 1 month
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Paper Pleaser = RWBY+NRO+PP
Weiss: hey Jaune?
Jaune: What is it?
Weiss: Were you…like… you know… were
Yang: Were you f’ing the paper pleasers?
Jaune: *eye twitching* No. What the hell gave you that idea?
Blake: Well you named them after us. One was named Pyrrha and…
Jaune: *holding in his vomit* 
Ruby: Look we just-
Jaune: Stop! Okay no. Phew. Oo this fanbase. Look, girls… I have a question. What were the paper pleasers?
Weiss: Their servants. 
Jaune: One. What else?
Blake: They’re smart.
Jaune: Yeah… smart.
Yang: Oh. Oh… they are also stupid.
Jaune: Yep. That's the word. 
Ruby: But they took care of you.
Jaune: Yes because of the list. Which takes me time to complete. Remember when I say they're predictable?
Ruby: Yeah… but what-
Jaune: Ruby, when I first got there, I was sad. So I thought maybe, at first, they did all that to cheer me up. After the third time, I told them, “Thank you for trying to cheer me up.” They looked at me confused. Also, they were living creatures.
Ruby: Oh.
Weiss: I see.
Blake: That explains something.
Yang: Hold on! Then why did you name them after us?
RWB: Yeah!
Jaune:*raises an eyebrow*
RWBY: *stares back at him with a serious look*
Jaune: Are you sure you want an answer? Because I made it clear.
RWBY: YES!
Jaune: Okay. Y'all are reckless. I can't count, how many times, you almost died. And I couldn't do a damn thing about it. In fact, I can't help but feel like I am the cause because I don't bother to grab you by the shoulder and tell you to slow down. 
Yang: Oh.
Jaune: Yeah. Ascension is still death. So if you were to die unlike the Paper pleasers, you wouldn't return. You don't come back to life. You're six feet under the ground. And even if you do come back you won't remember me or your life. Then I have to tell your family. I have to live with it. I have to go on. Me. 
Ruby: I didn't -
Jaune: “Know.”? Of course. You never think about it. No one. Not Pyrrha. Penny. Alyx. Nobody! They don't have to live with it! I do! Just like Pietro. Pyrrha's parents. Ren. Qrow and your father.
Yang: But Alyx-
Jaune: Caused me more stress. Betrayed my trust. And almost killed me. One act of good… doesn't make up for years of pain. 
RWBY: *silent and feel bad*
Jaune: I struggled… to let Penny go. Now I have to let go of Alyx. I have to forgive her. And that's hard. It really is. So I think you know now, Ruby, why I got pissed after you spoke of them like they weren't real. 
Ruby: I'm-
Jaune: No need. Just understand this. Just because you had it ruff… … doesn't mean you had it worse. *leaves*
Ruby: *feels worse* Okay, I’m going to go cry.
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THE PENNY IS DEAD
Penny: "humming to red like roses" It is a very good day to be not dead!
Jaune: "BANG" YOU ARE DEAD
Penny: "drops a book called how 2 die" I AM DEAD
Jaune: hehehehehehehe "sees Ruby approaching" ohhhh shit "flings the glock he used behind himself"
Ruby: "Humming to friend" AH, Penny is DEAD
Penny: yes, I AM DEAD
Ruby: Why is Penny dead? This is like the fourth time...
Jaune: IDK
Penny: I think it was-
Ruby and Jaune: SHHH, you are DEAD
Penny: ok "has a collision error with the ground"
Weiss: hey wankers who's up for a good- what in the Bloody hell just happened?
Jaune and Ruby lazily: Penny is dead
Weiss: Penny is dead?
Ruby: CORRECT!
Weiss: WOO HOO :D
Ruby: so, did you see the murderer?
Weiss and Jaune: No
Ruby: "Slams hand table" I will FIND them, I will CAPTURE them, and NO ONE will EVER die again
"Round of applause from everyone"
Winter: attention, PENNY IS DEAD
Weiss, Ruby and Jaune: We know...
Winter: Who killed her?
Weiss, Ruby and Jaune: We don't know...
Winter: I will fine CLUES 'SNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFF" what's that, a weapon, This thing is why Penny is DEAD
Everyone else: PENNY IS DEAD!!!!!
Winter: Yes, SHE DIED
Everyone else: "Shock and horror"
"Winter gets run over by Neo driving an ambulance, Neo then hops out of the ambulance"
"Neo then gives Penny tree tea"
Penny (ascending): HAHAHAHA "fucking explodes"
Neo, signing: in my personal opinion, PENNY IS DEAD
Weiss: doc, what happened?
Neo, signing: in my professional opinion, Penny was KILLED
Weiss: Oh Brothers...
"everyone begins discussing"
Neo, signing: i don't think it's anything to worry about
Weiss: Now what...
Yang: clippity clop motherfuckers
Ruby: Oh come on...
Yang: look at this, Penny is freaking DEAD...... What do you think of that? uh...
Ruby: Yes yes, Yang?
Yang: what?
Ruby: GO HOME
"Blake waves to Yang from BMBLB"
Yang: Ah come ON, "Gets on BMBLB" un freaking believable, seriously you guys all su- "Blake crashes BMBLB"
Ruby: Okay, let's get back to THE POINT!
Penny: i think Penny is dead.
Everyone else: PENNY IS DEAD
"Neo runs to the Bees"
Neo, thinking: YANG I CAN ASCEND YOU! "gets caught in the fire and fucking dies"
Penny: SERIOUSLY WHO KILLED PENNY!
Pyhrra: "drinking maple syrup straight from the bottle" IT WAS ME
Everyone else: HUH
Pyhrra: 'Shoves an entire syrup bottle down her throat" I DID IT LIKE THIS "Pulls out Miló and blows Weiss's brains out"
Everyone else: "Shock and horror"
Pyhrra: "drinks even more syrup" that was a joke lads
Everyone else: "ear splitting laughter"
Pyhrra: "drinks even more even more syrup" it was y- "burp" HIM
Jaune: HUH, how did you know
Pyhrra: "drinks syrup" i didn't "EXTREMELY LOAD BURP" that was a joke too "begins chugging another syrup bottle"
Jaune: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAH
"Pyhrra dies from syruphol poising"
Jaune: THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS ME
Ruby: You monster!
Penny: BUT WHYYYYYYYYY!!!
Jaune: Cause your dumb Girl, and annoying
Penny: JAUNE STOP
Jaune: so, very, very annoying
Penny: JAUNE YOU ARE SO MEAN, JAUNE
Jaune: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT PENNY FUCK OFF, YOU ARE DEAD
Penny: NO U POW
"Jaune get lazered into oblivion"
Penny: HA HA, YOU ARE DEAD! not big surprise.
Ruby: well that was idiotic, of to go hang myself, WATCH AND LEAR- "hangs self on cape"
Penny: i am alive.... is nice
yes this is stupid
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reashot · 9 months
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There's Absolutely Nothing Between Us
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Nora: *yawn* time to hit the hay guys.
Ren: Yes it been a long day, let's go to bed and wake up early tomorrow.
Nora: There better be pancakes tomorrow. If you want me to wake up early.
Ren: Of course. I'll be making plenty for everyone. Including for you Nora.
Nora: Yay!
Pyrrha: Allow me to turn off the light then. *click*
Jaune: Thanks Pyhr.
Ruby: Yeah thanks Pyhrra.
Pyhrra: No problem Ruby.
Ren: Good night everyone.
Nora: Night, night. Don't let the mistralian bed bug paralyze and eat you... I'm not joking those things are huge.
Pyhrra: Good night Nora, Ren, good night Jaune.
Jaune: Good night everyone.
Ruby: Good night team JNPR. *snuggled up to Jaune.*
PNR: Good night Ruby..... Wait?
The other three members of team JNPR then turns their attention towards their leader's bed and to their surprise they saw Ruby sleeping beside Jaune. But none more so than Pyhrra herself. Without a second thought she uses her semblance to turns the lights on.
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Pyhrra: R-Ru-Ruby w-what are you doing here?!
Ruby: *yawn* I thought we're about to go to sleep.
Jaune: Shh... Go back to sleep, okay.
Ruby: Mmkay... *nuzzle Jaune*
Ren: Ruby what are you doing here?
Nora: What. Can't you guess Ren? She's doing one of them "Yobai" thing or Nightly visit to get busy with our leader.
Pyhrra: Yobai! R-ruby you would do such a thing? Y-you can't Ruby you're still too young!!!
Ren: Look let's not jump to conclusions. Let's just ask her?
Ruby: *groan*I just want to sleep together with Jaune. What's wrong with that?
Pyhrra: W-what's wrong with that? You're a girl sharing a bed with a boy! That's indecent!!!
Ruby: But there's nothing wrong with sharing a bed if it's between friend right?
Nora: Oohhh. I never thought about it like that. Ren, what do you say we cuddle in bed like what friend do?
Ren: Please don't joke around Nora. And Ruby, you do know that this is not your room right?
Pyhrra: Don't get this the wrong way. It's not like we don't like you or anything. It's just we don't think it's appropriate for you to be here this late at night and in the same bed as a boy...
Ruby: But-but I'm already here and I'm already in blanky mode. Surely even the great Pyhrra Nikos will uphold the great "blanky mode convention."
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Pyhrra: What?! There's no such thing as a blanky mode convention. You just made it up!
Nora: On the contrary Pyhr-Phyr the blanky mode convention is an old Valean convention as old as time itself. It stipulates that anyone that engages in "blanky mode" cannot have their blanky removed unless they want to taste the "purple nurple."
Pyhrra: The "Purple Nurple" Oh my is this true?
Ren: *sigh* it's not Pyhrra... She's just messing with you.
Pyhrra: W-what!!! How could you Nora. I almost believed it! A-and Ruby you can't stay here and that's final.
Ruby: No!!! *snuggled up to Jaune even harder*
Jaune: L-look guys I get that Ruby is not supposed to be in here, but this is already in the middle of the night we can't just kick her out.
Ren: Look Jaune, I get that you and Ruby are dating...
Jaune&Ruby: *snort* Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!
Pyhrra: What's so funny?
Ruby: *wipes tear* Oh that's rich. Me and Vomit Boy? Yeah Right.
Jaune: I can say the same to you Crater Face.
Pyhrra: B-but you're sharing the same bed with Ruby!!!
Jaune: We're just good friend that's all.
Ruby: Yeah I did say that we're just friend and it's normal for friend to sleep together.
Nora: Oh that is just bull.... *bang*
The door to their room violently bursts opens revealing an extremely pissed off Weiss by the doorframe.
Weiss: Dunce, where?
NPR: *points towards Jaune's bed*
Weiss: Tchh! C'mon dum-dum let's get back.
Ruby: N-no I'm in blanky mode. You can't make me. I'm protected under international convention.
Weiss: Then call me a war criminal because I'll be dragging you back whether you like it or not. And Jaune don't try to interfere. *literally drags Ruby away*
Ruby:
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No please stop, I want to stay here. I don't want to go back!
Weiss: Keep struggling you will only making it worse. And Jaune before I forget. If see you in bed with Ruby again I will kill you... Do I make myself clear?
Jaune: Y-yes. Of course. Crystal clear.
Pyhrra: S-so Jaune now that Ruby is gone, do you want me to sleep next to you?
Ruby: *runs up to Jaune* Nooo!!! I wanna sleep together with Jaune.
Weiss: Get back here you dork!!!
Nora: Just admit you two are dating.
Jaune&Ruby: We're Not Dating!
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fatherfigurefusion · 1 year
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Malleus Draconia 🤝 Nemona 🤝 Pyhrra Nikos
Almost disproportionately strong in combat, are put on a pedestal by their fellow students, suffers from crippling loneliness and social awkwardness because of being put on this pedestal, ends up falling for literally some guy (albeit, the one person who doesn't know who they are or put them on a pedestal, but is still literally SOME GUY), most DEFINITELY neurodivergent.
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roseaesynstylae · 1 year
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I like to watch DEATH BATTLE. I like to read One Piece. I like imagining what a video game with DEATH BATTLE fighters. Naturally, I like to think about what One Piece characters might show up as fighters in the future. I've mentioned some before, but I suppose I should just get them all down.
Donquixote Doflamingo: The only person I can imagine him fighting is Ragyo Kiryuin. They're both flamboyant, creepy (although Disco World's #1 Mom is far more overtly creepy), string-manipulating villains who treat their family members terribly.
Eustass Kid: Vs Pyhrra Nikos? I can't think of any other red-haired magnetism-manipulating fighters.
Monkey D Luffy: Naruto or Mr. Fantastic? The former is a major shonen lead with a similar personality (plus, Kishimoto and Oda have a friendly rivalry), the latter has similar rubber powers but is more intelligent. Either would work.
Enel: If Jujutsu Kaisen was further along, I'd say Hajime Kashimo. There are probably more crazy electricity-manipulating people around, but I don't know many off the top of my head.
Trafalgar Law: I'm not sure. If House had superpowers, I'd say "go for it." I just want to see him in a DEATH BATTLE.
Other Characters Who I Can't Think of Opponents For: Charlotte Katakuri, Big Mom, Yamato, Nami, Robin, Chopper, Akainu, Whitebeard.
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cursed-rwby · 3 years
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tanakavox · 3 years
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Prompt: Jaune wrestles in underground boarbatusk wrestling matches for pocket money and his friends find out.
(Took long to do this. Sorry dude)
Jaune grunts and he has a boarbatusk in a head lock, it flinging him around as he tries to snap it's neck.
Jaune:Die already!
His friends watch from the sideline.
Weiss:All this for pocket change?! This is moronic!
Blake:I'm a little impressed.
Ren:Remember to not let go Jaune.
Jaune:Thank for the helpful advice Ren! Don't let go, Got it!
Yang:And aim for the eyes!
Jaune:IM DOING THAT.
Pyhrra and Ruby look at Jaune's sweaty body as he was manged to wrestle the boarbatusk to the ground barely manged to hold it down
Ruby:That hot....
Pyhrra:Oh my gods it is.
Ruby turn to Pyrhha with a smirk.
Ruby:Dibs!
Pyhrra:Huh?
Ruby:Dibs. I just call dibs. He's man my now.
Pyhrra:You can't call dibs on Jaune! That's stupid!
Ruby:I just did. Dibs! See. I did it again. Now to quote my neighbor back home,(using a New Yorker accents) Keep ya fricking mitts off my man ho.
Pyhhra:Just try and take him!
Ruby:I don't intend to try. That implies you have him already. You don't.
Pyhrra:Who are you?!
Jaune starts to punch the Grimm over and over.
Nora:RIP IT FUCKING HEAD OFF AND DRINK THE BLOOD! FOR VALLHA JAUNE-JAUNE
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acclast · 4 years
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点的cp里挑了几个熟的
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goldenart0 · 4 years
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You know I just realized. Like how Vacuo is based in Arthurian legends, Argus is based in Greek legends/people.
Pyrrha is from Argus (or at least implied) and alludes to Achilles, a Greek hero.
Saphron and Terra has been mentioned as partially alluding to Sappho who was from the island of Lesbos which is a Greek island.
And the name itself, Argus is a figure from Greek mythology. Argus is the giant of Hera who guarded Io (and later got his head cut of by Hermes, a trickster has thief so take that as you will. And it’s protected by Atlas, another Greek figure (those Atlas itself isn’t very Greek).
Which means that from now on I’m assuming that when Oscar ran away he ran into a old Greek lady who basically said, “you look cold, come with me and I’ll get you some hot chocolate and cookies and also here’s some if my son’s old clothes from when he was training to be a huntsman.” Because I’ve met quite a few old Greek ladies and that is exactly how they’d react.
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satan-101 · 4 years
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@ravenbranwlwen this is just for you
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xx-lastshadow-xx · 4 years
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Source: @lauramakesmagic on Twitter
https://mobile.twitter.com/lauramakesmagic/status/1240038674978549760/photo/1
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blacksunlover6 · 3 years
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Pyrrha Nikos and Neopolitan reacting to getting "poked". From RWBY: Crystal Match. (Posted January 21, 2021)
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hotfaeriethreesome · 4 years
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I got bored and was rewatching rwby when I saw this.
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ghidaora · 3 years
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I didn't really post about the rwby volume 3 finale I was too busy crying lmao. It was really well put together tho, I miss penny and pyhrra already ;-;
Maybe more coherent thoughts on it later if I remember, I've got a lot of time on my hands and I'm just bingeing the show at this point
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rwbymotivation · 4 years
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Never Stop!
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Caption: Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
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