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More tf2 ships lets go
Soldier x Demoman / Boots n Bombs
Starting off with a Demoman ship cause this man does not get enough love I think. These two enable each other's stupidity to an incredible degree. They're both geniuses in the art of reckless stupidity, and with their brains and hearts combined they could be making new inventions like "ultra turbo sticky-nade launcherator" and it flings them 8 miles in the air and they die instantly (but they both cheer and think it's awesome once they're revived and they do it again. Medic doesn't care, but he's getting a bit bored of piecing together the same two bodies over and over again). These two would become masters of destruction. I also can imagine them passed out on the couch on top of each other, or Soldier waking up to do drills at 4 am and Demo telling him to fuck off (Soldier can't help it, his love language is explosives and boot camp </3). I like them a lot.
Scout x Sniper / Speeding Bullet
I will admit, I am a bit of a Scout hater when it comes to ships... Actually I'm just a Scout hater in general. However, I do think the dynamic of "annoying little shit" plus "gruff weird guy" works. Scout is the type to press his partner's buttons for the funnies (although he does this with his friends as well) but given how he was in Expiration Date as well as the Cold Day In Hell comic (if I remember right), then he would be genuinely caring and considerate toward his partner's feelings. Scout would push his buttons, but an hour later he'd be splayed out on top of Sniper and rambling about his day. Sniper is more blunt and to-the-point with affection, I think. He'd bother Scout right back, of course, and he'd just as happily sit there and nod along to whatever the hell Scout is talking about. These two would stay up until 5 am together several nights in a row.
Heavy x Pyro / Bear Grill
Since it's such a rare pair, there's some debate on what the ship name actually is. "Russian Wildfire," and "Heavy Fire" are the alternatives I've seen after scouring the tags. I'd like to toss my own suggestion in with "Firing Squad," although that could probably work for other ships too. I personally really like the hc that Pyro is (maybe aro?)ace, and I think that works well with Heavy (I also hc it/they Pyro but any pronouns work for this lil guy tbh). Heavy would support his little maniac's vested interest in fiery homicide just ignore the fact that he says he's scared of them in Meet The Pyro that's not important right now, and I think Pyro would really like watching Heavy use Sasha (the muzzle flash would be really neat in Pyro Vision). Outside of battle, I can imagine Heavy taking care of his guns while Pyro talks to him and tells a (very muffled) story. Heavy would listen to it when it talks about all the wonderful things it sees during their battles, and Heavy would maybe defend it when the other mercs start talking about how terrifying it is... Maybe. They're still very concerning.
Engineer x Heavy
There is no damn posts about this. "Heavy Metal" is a slightly popular one but "More Gun" has been suggested a lot, as well as "Mechanical Literature." I personally like More Gun(s), and I honestly really like this ship, and I feel like it works really well for the same reason that they both work well with Medic--they're both relatively calm and amicable compared to the rest of the team. I feel like Engie and Heavy would be the parents of the team, telling people to go to bed before 3 am and not to explode things in the house (it doesn't work but they can try) (and Engie probably has been the source of one or two fires but not necessarily on purpose). These two would be sickly together. Engie'd be going "good morning Misha 🥰✨" and tap Heavy's shoulder until he leans down far enough to let Engie kiss him on the cheek, and Heavy would give a quiet happy hum as Engie whistles away and they make me sick. I love them so much.
I also think that Engineer would give Heavy some absolutely monstrous artillery as a gift. They absolutely enable each other's horrific acts of bloodshed. More Gun <3
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bloodheartz · 4 months
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Pyro Medic Heavy polyamory forever. Actually
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tf2rarepairevents · 1 year
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Honestly partaking in it was fun. And id love to see it happen next year!
I'm glad you and so many others had fun throughout the week ❤️ I loved seeing all of your pyroheavy stuff and hope you'll continue making content for them!
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btw there isnt engie in this so texas toast doesnt win
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deleted-user42069 · 2 years
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TF2 pairing guide!
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This is a masterpost adaptation of multiple tf2 ship posts (sources at the end of this post!).
This post is open to suggestions and corrections! I am aware this post might be full of little mistakes. lul.
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For polyamory (and pairs too), try combining "Pairing prefixes" (Listed under each pairing category). Get creative!
The categories are in order of the classes.
Tip: To find a pairing's name quickly, look for the category of one of the characters in the pair and then under that category look for the other character by their class number (Ex. DemoSolly: go to the Soldier pairs category, then look for number 4. (AKA Demo)). Only works for people that know the class orders by heart lol.
Pairing names in italic + red are the most used ones (that i know of)
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Heads up: I do not condone incest.
Scout pairs
Pairing prefix: Speedy / Speeding / Boston
1. Scoutcest
2. ScoutSoldier: Battling helmet / All american
3. ScoutPyro: Flash fire / Weenie roasted
4. ScoutDemo: Hop Scotch / Speedy bombs
5. ScoutHeavy: Heavy hitters
6. ScoutEngi: Texas two step
7. ScoutMedic: Blunt trauma / Quick fix / Little prick
8. ScoutSniper: Speeding bullet / Coffee n' Soda / Mad jarate
9. ScoutSpy: Daddy issues / Silent runner / Reduce me
ScoutPauling: ??? / Scoutling / Caught looking
Soldier/Solly pairs
Pairing prefix: Rockets / Eagles
1. SoldierScout: Battling helmet
2. Soldiercest
3. SoldierPyro: ??? / 4th of july
4. SoldierDemo: Boots n' bombs
5. SoldierHeavy: ??? / Cold war
6. SoldierEngi: Helmet party
7. SoldierMedic: Fruit scones
8. SoldierSniper: ??? / American aviators / Piss-fueled rockets
9. SoldierSpy: Freedom fries
SoldierMerasmus: Magic missiles
SoldierZhanna: ??? / East meets west
Pyro pairs
Pairing Prefix: Fire / Flame / Flaming / Hot
1. PyroScout: Flash fire
2. PyroSoldier: ??? / 4th of july
3. Pyrocest
4. PyroDemo: Molotov
5. PyroHeavy: ??? / Bear grill / Hot n' Heavy
6. PyroEngi: Texas toast
7. PyroMedic: Burn ward / Roasted dove / Hot pocket / Burn heal
8. PyroSniper: Bush fire / Hot shots / Campfire
9. PyroSpy: Spyro / French fries / French toast
Demoman pairs
Pairing Prefix: Bombs / Drunk / Knight / Sword
1. DemoScout: Hop scotch
2. DemoSoldier: Boots n' bombs
3. DemoPyro: Molotov
4. Democest
5. DemoHeavy: ??? / Black russian / Charging bear
6. DemoEngi: Shortfuse
7. DemoMedic: Jaegerbombs
8. DemoSniper: Swordvan / Pissdrunk / Explosive shots
9. DemoSpy: Bomb voyage
Heavy pairs
Pairing Prefix: Bear / Sandvich / Heavy
1. HeavyScout: Heavy hitters
2. HeavySoldier: ??? / Cold war
3. HeavyPyro: ??? / Bear grill
4. HeavyDemo: ??? / Black russian / Charging bear
5. Heavycest
6. HeavyEngi: Heavyneer / Heavymetal
7. HeavyMedic: Blu / Red oktoberfest
8. HeavySniper: Vegamite sandvich
9. HeavySpy: Spoovy / Russian roulette
Engineer pairs
Pairing prefix: Texas / Truck
1. EngiScout: Texas two step
2. EngiSoldier: Helmet party
3. EngiPyro: Texas toast
4. EngiDemo: Short fuse
5. EngiHeavy: Heavyneer / Heavymetal
6. Engicest
7. EngiMedic: Science party / German engineering
8. EngiSniper: Trucks n' vans / Outback steakhouse
9. EngiSpy: Napoleon complex / Practical espionnage / Reverse engineering
Medic pairs
Pairing prefix: Medicine / Ambulance / Surgery / dove
1. MedicScout: Blunt trauma / Quick fix / little prick
2. MedicSoldier: Fruit scones
3. MedicPyro: Burn ward / Roasted dove
4. MedicDemo: Jaegerbombs
5. MedicHeavy: Blu / Red Oktoberfest
6. MedicEngi: Science party
7. MedicSniper: Bush medicine / Van ambulance / Urine sample
8. Medicest
9. MedicSpy: Gentle surgery / Spinal tap
Sniper pairs
Pairing prefix: Van / Piss / Urine / Bush
1. SniperScout: Speeding bullet / Mad jarate
2. SniperSoldier: ??? / American aviators / Piss-fueled rockets / Mutually assured
3. SniperPyro: Bushfire / Hot shots / Campfire
4. SniperDemo: Swordvan / Piss drunk / Explosive shots
5. SniperHeavy: Vegemite sanvich
6. SniperEngi: Trucks n vans
7. SniperMedic: Bush medicine / Van ambulance / Urine sample
8. Snipercest
9. SniperSpy: Spyper / Hide and seek / Bloody suit
Spy pairs
Pairing prefix: Knife / French
1. SpyScout: Daddy issues / Silent runner / Reduce me
2. SpySoldier: Freedom fries
3. SpyPyro: Spyro / French fries / French toast
4. SpyDemoman: ??? / Bomb voyage
5. SpyHeavy: Spoovy / Russian roulette
6. SpyEngineer: Napoleon complex / Practical espionnage / Reverse engineering
7. SpySniper: Spyper / Hide and seek / Bloody suit
8. SpyMedic: Gentle surgery / spinal tap
9. Spycest
Spy x Scoutmom: ??? / Pornography starring your mother
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Sources:
vanyel-or-just-van's google doc (x)
eclipsesquall's chart (x)
electricpanz's post (It seems to have been deleted or the URL changed)
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