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I Noticed
Pyrrha: Do you notice anything, Jaune?
Jaune: Of course I do, but your beauty still surprises me every day.
Pyrrha: Oh you charmer~!
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Neptune: But, did you notice… whatever it was she wanted you to notice?
Jaune: I had no idea what she wanted me to notice. I just said that, and went back to thinking about velociraptors.
Sun: I usually think about triceratops.
Neptune: Nice.
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Jaune’s mom: You better eat your vegetables, little missy, or you’re going to regret it.
Jaune’s baby sister: No! They’re ucky!
Jaune’s mom: You better, or else I’ll call Pyrrha Nikos and tell her you’re being bad.
Jaune’s baby sister: What?
Jaune’s mom: Pyrrha will be upset to find out her #1 fan is being bad.
Jaune’s baby sister: Y-you wouldn’t. Y-you don’t even know her.
Jaune’s mom, bluffing: Oh yes I do! *pulls out phone* You better eat or I’m calling her.
Jaune’s baby sister: I don’t believe you! You’re lying!
Jaune’s mom: That does it. *calls someone* She’s going to be so upset with you.
Jaune’s baby sister: W-wait, y-you’re not really calling her, right?
Jaune’s mom: I’m absolutely am. Ope, and she picked up too.
Jaune: Hello?
Jaune’s mom: *whispering* Hey, I’m pretending to call Pyrrha Nikos so your baby sister will eat her vegetables, so just play along, okay? Can’t let her know I’m lying.
Jaune: Oh uhm….hold up one second then. *muffled* Hey Pyr!
*the sound of the phone being handed to someone is heard on the line*
Pyrrha: Tell her to eat her vegetables or I’ll be very disappointed in her.
Jaune’s mom: Wait what the fuck?!
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*Jaune is seen playing on a laptop alone in his dorm room*
Jaune: Oh, c’mon, Neptune! That was an 80% shot you just missed!
*Pyrrha suddenly enters the room after finishing her morning workout*
Pyrrha: Hello, Jaune. Were you talking to Neptune just now?
Jaune: Oh, not really. I wasn’t actually talking to him. It’s just a game I’m playing.
Pyrrha: A game? Which one is it this time?
Jaune: You’re gonna love this one. The name is Xcom 2. It’s a turn-based strategy game where you play as the Commander of an entire resistance group against an Alien coalition that has taken over the planet.
Pyrrha: Sounds… Really cool? *Not really into games*
Jaune: You can check it out if you want.
*Pyrrha shrugs, climbing onto the bed next to her leader. At that moment, Jaune selects one of his units, a female soldier with a minigun, and fires a barrage against an enemy trooper*
Jaune: Pretty awesome, huh?
Pyrrha: Yeah, pretty… Wait, that soldier with the beret and sunglasses looks familiar.
Jaune: Oh yeah, that’s Coco. I made her into the game.
Pyrrha: You made her?
Jaune: The game comes with a character pool in which you can create your own custom soldiers. It’s a very nifty feature.
Pyrrha: I see… How much time did you spend on that, exactly?
Jaune: A whole awful lot. I’ll show you in just a sec.
*A mission and a result screen later, Jaune gives Pyrrha a tour of his base*
Jaune: So this is the Avenger. A stolen alien ship and the perfect hiding spot for our base. And these *Click* are my soldiers!
*Pyrrha’s eyes widen as she sees the names of each character Jaune has made*
Pyrrha: Awnn~ These are all of our friends! Jaune, this is so cute!
Jaune: Heheh yeah, I mean... *Clears throat* Like I said, pretty cool. They all have different classes and specialties too. Like Nora here. *Click* She’s a heavy-gunner just like Coco, but she’s mainly built for demolitions. In short, she has a lot of grenades.
Jaune: I also assigned Ren and Ruby as Sharpshooters. Only difference being that Ruby is the dedicated long-ranged sniper while Ren is the gunslinger.
Jaune: Blake on the other hand is a Ranger solely built for stealth, making her perfect for scouting ahead and striking when the aliens least expect.
Jaune: As for Weiss, I gave her the role of Specialist. She ensures all of our soldiers are alive on the field while providing technical support with some objectives.
Pyrrha: Awn, she even has a cute drone following her. As does Yang…?
Jaune: Yeah, I sorta forgot to assign Yang a specific class, so the game randomly promoted her into a Specialist too. She technically has the same role as Weiss, but I mostly use her to shock enemies. Also, overwatch spam. Those are pretty powerful.
Pyrrha: *Snorts* As long as it stays true to her character.
Jaune: OH! Before I forget. *Click* Say hi to you!
*Pyrrha watched mesmerized at the screen as Jaune showed her a seamlessly flawless recreation of her in-game. From her hairstyle, to her armor, even the exact same tiara*
Pyrrha: Wow… How did you…
Jaune: I stumbled upon a Pyrrha Nikos character pack not long ago. You’d be surprise what the modding community can cook up from time to time. Though now that I think about it, I guess it’s kinda creepy seeing something like that from your perspective…
Pyrrha: No, NO! I loved it! For realsies! I, uh… What does she, eh, I do?
Jaune: Well, unlike other classes, yours here is actually a “Hero” class. In this case, a Templar. Someone who can run headfirst into combat with nothing but a pair of blades and come out unscratched. Kinda like, eh… You.
Pyrrha: /// /// Jaune…
Jaune: And I do mean unscratched. You haven’t taken damage the entire campaign. The RNGods must be pleased with you.
Pyrrha: *Pretending to have understood that* Wow, Jaune. This is so- *Blinks* Wait… Where is your character?
Jaune: My… Character?
Pyrrha: Yeah, your- Oh, I get. Since you play as the Commander, that means you must be him, right?
Jaune: Oh, not at all. I actually made a character after myself in-game too.
Pyrrha: Really? Well, where is he?
Jaune: *Winces* How do I tell you this… He died at Gatecrasher. You know, the very first mission of the campaign.
Pyrrha: …What?
Jaune: It was a really dumb move of me. I left him out of cover, and he got zapped by a Sectoid.
Pyrrha: …
Jaune: It kinda sucks to lose a soldier that early on in the campaign, but it’s nothing to worry about. And he was still a recruit, so nothing of value was really lost-
Pyrrha: Restart it.
Jaune: Huh? Restart what? The previous mission?
Pyrrha: The campaign. Restart it.
Jaune: What? Pyrrha, I’m already 5 hours in, I can’t just-
Pyrrha: RIGHT! *Snatches Laptop* NOW!
Jaune: H-HEY! *Struggles to get it back* DON’T TOUCH MY SAVE FILE!
Pyrrha: AND BE SURE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT THIS TIME!
Jaune: PYRRHA, KNOCK IT OFF! IT WAS AN ACCEPTABLE LOSS!
Pyrrha: YOU ARE NOT AN ACCEPTABLE LOSS, GOSH-DARN IT!
#rwby#pyrrha nikos#jaune arc#arkos#pyrrha x jaune#Jaune was playing with Ironman Mode enabled beeteedubs
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Ren is Best Best Man
Ren: *swaying a bit* Jaune…as your best man, I feel like I shouldn’t let you do this…!
Jaune: *in tattoo artist’s chair* Hey, *hic* Pyrrha’s my fiancée…the woman I love! …what’s wrong with getting the name of the woman I love tattooed on my *hic* skin…?
Ren: …well, what if Pyrrha’s not *burp* the one you love…?
Jaune: What?! Then who else would I *urp* be getting tattooed…?
Ren: …well…Nora’s pretty great…? I would get a tattoo of her, since I *hic* love her so much…!
Jaune: Wha…? You love *hurp* Nora? Ren, that’s great! I’m so happy for you…! *staggers upright to shake Ren’s hand*
Ren: Thanks, Jaune…Nora’s the best…! 🥰
Jaune: Maybe…maybe you should be the one getting tattooed…? 🤔
Ren: *slides into chair* Good idea…! That’s why you’re *hic* the leader!
Ren: *turns to tattoo artist and points to his forehead* “Nora Valkyrie,” papyrus font, on the face, please!
Jaune: Woah, wait a minute…are you sure that’s a good idea…?
Ren: Huh…? Oh yeah…good point, Jaune…better not do the face…
Ren: *undoes his pants and rolls over*
Neon: Look, you guys either need to take this seriously or get out of my shop.
#rwby#jaune arc#lie ren#arkos#renora#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune#lie ren x nora valkyrie#ren x nora#neon katt#this is why most shops won’t tattoo drunks
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I saw this on a blog that I think has me blocked? But I Fucking love it so here
#shut up alex#personal#rwby#jaune#ruby#pyrrha#ruby rwby#ruby rose#jaune arc#ruby rose rwby#pyrrha nikos#arkos#rwby arkos#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune
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#arkos#lancaster#rwby arkos#arkos rwby#rwby lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune#ruby x jaune#jaune x ruby#rwby#rwby vol 1#rwby volume 1
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*Team RBY and team RN was in cafeteria eating waiting for they members and then jaune come and sit next do nora*
Nora: Hey jaune what took you so long? got lost around in beacon?
Jaune: I was doing a couple of things and got distracted hehe sorry.
Yang: And ''Couple of things'' means staying longer in bed or talking to your champion girlfriend hehe~
*Jaunes listen to that and his face start to blush but then weiss and pyrrha come out of they bedsroom using they beacon uniforms and sits next to they teamates*
Pyrrha: Well me and weiss were listening to what you said yang and just to you know i was the ''Couple of things'' and weiss was the ''got distracted''~
*She was with a smug smile while saying that and both jaune and weiss was with a red face of blusing and yang and ruby was laughing at jaune and weiss faces while blake takes a notebook and start to write somethings.*
Nora: Hmm i always knew it but try not be louder next time ok? Me and ren sleep in the same room you know!
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake bellodona#yang xiao long#nora valkyrie#lie ren#pyrrha nikos#arkos#white knight#schneekos#weiss x jaune#weiss x pyrrha#jaune x weiss#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x weiss#pyrrha x jaune#rwby incorrect quotes
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Enough.
... I hate that I'm pissed because I have a fuckin au idea and this time unlike all the ones I haven't posted yet, this one is... Arkos... SHIT.
Ok my own gripe with arkos and pyrrha aside I should probably explain my idea. So basically me being me aka a fuckin thief I decided to say, "let's give jaune a yuta deal from jjk." Because... I'm sorry I've been in jjk brain rot for the last month.. that and writing branded dogma but we aren't discussing that.
So basically after pyrrha dies to cinder it's not ruby who sees Pyrrha's death but it's actually jaune, and jaune unknowingly unlocked his semblance due to this and, well I have a little theory about semblances or at least I would like them to be handled, semblances manifest when a person has reached the peak of a desire, that semblance thus grants that desire. So basically once Pyrrha's dead jaune's semblance is released and it's a little different, I dub his new semblance, "spectral", basically how it works is he can imbue his aura into a anything and forces it to live, or if someone dies he could force their souls into his service. Anyway that's the idea now for some skits.
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Jaune found himself walking with Nora, Ren, and ruby as he watched Ruby looking over the map as she seemed frustrated. Jaune sped up and was next to her as they kept walking.
Jaune: h-hey ruby you alright?
Ruby mumbled something before looking at jaune as she jumped back slightly.
Ruby: dear oum! O-oh jaune! I didn't notice you were beside me, w-what were you saying again?
Jaune: o-oh I was just checking in on you is all.
Ruby: oh well I'm doing great, just annoyed with this stinking map.
Jaune nodded as he hesitantly put a hand on her shoulder and said something but ruby didn't hear as her face went pale with a shiver running down her spine with everything around her just vanishing.
Ruby looked around unnerved before seeing a suit of Spartan armor as a green flame burned from inside of it.
Ruby stepped back as she felt her breathing quicken as the suit of armor stared at her, it didn't have a face but Ruby could feel its stare.
???: jaune... Leave... Jaune... ALONE!
The suit of armor dashed towards summoning a spear as Ruby screamed-
Jaune: RUBY!
Ruby snapped out of it as jaune, Ren and Nora all stare at her in concern. With jaune holding her shoulders as he seemed the most concerned.
Jaune: ruby are you alright, you just f-froze and-
SMACK
Everyone stood in shock as a hand print had found itself across jaunes cheek as Ruby stared at him with her right hand raised to the other side of her head, her eyes wide with fear as she trembled in terror.
Ruby: d-dont.. don't touch me.
Jaune: ruby...
Jaune looked at her his eyes filled with confusion. Ruby stepped away from him as Ren looked at Ruby's demeanor closely.
Ruby: just.. d-dont touch me.. ok?
Jaune looked at her still confused but soon nodded.
Ruby and jaune didn't talk to each the rest of the day.
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Everyone had found themselves staring down cinders team as everyone had their weapons at the ready but lowered as cinder glanced at each of them with a smug expression before her attention was focused on the strange blonde fool, she didn't know why but the air around him... It felt... Cursed.
Jaune: you... How dare you act like this...
Cinder raised an eyebrow at the fool as her seemed to shake slightly.
Jaune: walking in here.. acting like this.. wearing all the atrocities you've done... LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR!
Everyone in the area could feel the air get.. cold. Extremely cold, as if the bashful fall had let in the apathetic winter.... No, the hateful freezing cold.
Cinder could feel it.. all of this presence.. where was it coming from?
Jaune: I'm going to make you pay... For everything you've done.
Jaune suddenly bolted towards her his sword at the ready.
Jaune: YOU. PIECE. OF. SHIT!
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That's all I got.. so far. If y'all got any questions just fire away in my asks and if you got an idea for the au just tell me.
I am desperately craving someone to hit up my asks so.. yeah.
Without anything else.
Rock on till ya drop. Tata mothafuckers 🤘
Cheers 🍻
#rwby#jaune arc#rwby au#pyrrha nikos#jaune x pyrrha#rwby pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune#rwby arkos#arkos#kinda..
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What do you MEAN that's not what happened?
(Picture edits by @angelltheninth)
#rwby tag#rwby chibi#pyrrha nikos#jaune arc#arkos#rwby ice queendom#rwby iq spoilers#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune
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Does anybody know what happened to both this account and the Jaune squire AU.
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Forklift Certified
Jaune: Hey, Blake did you know I'm forklift certified?
Blake: That's nice...?
Jaune: Yeah, I need it so I can lift that dump truck ass of yours~!
Blake: ...
Blake: Can you believe this guy?
Yang: Let me put it this way; Either you sleep with him first, or I go first.
Blake: First?
Jaune: Then I’ll use my forklift to lift those phat tits of yours~!
Yang: Mm-mh~! Oh gods I’m so wet right now~!
Blake: UHHH?!
Pyrrha: Jaune’s forklift certified?!
Pyrrha: That’s hot~!
Blake: How?
Jaune: I’m gonna need it to lift those thic thighs of yours~!
Pyrrha: Oh gods~!
Blake: That’s… what…?
Glynda: I need to see your certification, Jaune… J-Just to be sure…
Jaune: To pick up my queen? Can do!
Glynda: Ara ara, Jaune~!
Blake: You’ve gotta be kidding me…
Kali: Instead of her little but, how about you pick up my thic phat ass instead, handsome~?
Jaune: Can do my lady!
Blake: M-Mom?!
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#pyrrha nikos#glynda goodwitch#kali belladonna#jaune x blake#blake x jaune#jaune x yang#yang x jaune#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune#glynda x jaune#jaune x glynda#rwby dragonslayer#rwby knightshade#rwby arkos#rwby arcwitch#rwby colourguard
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Jaune: If being sexy was a crime then I’d be a law abiding citizen.
Pyrrha:……
*abrubt cutaway later*
Nurse:………
Jaune: *bandage on his forehead*
Nurse:…..so why did you slam him against the wall again?
Pyrrha, looking down in shame: In an attempt to arrest him but I forgot about my own strength.
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Commissioned by @LightningBob on DeviantArt!
Volume 4 Arkos AU sparring time!
I enjoyed a lot drawing them, it was funny and heartwarming ❤️
#rwby#rwby fanart#rwby vol 4 AU#rwby art#arkos#rwby arkos#pyrrha nikos#rwby pyrrha#jaune arc#jaune rwby#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune#commission art#commission#fanart#my art#anika-art#dibujo#art#digital art#ship
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Schnarkos: Nikos Strikes Back
Blake/Yang: *visiting Schnarkos family after birth of Schnarkos baby*
Pyrrha: I’m so glad you came to visit! Things have been so busy since Borea was born!
Yang: I’ll bet! At least there’s three of you instead of just two.
Blake: How have Jaune and Weiss been doing now that you’re all parents?
Pyrrha: *glances over at Dilf Jaune pushing Schnarkos baby Borea in a stroller while Milf Weiss bends down to wipe baby girl’s face clean*
Weiss: Oops! Looks like someone got a little dirty!
Jaune: Uh-oh! I think our little snowflake got a bit on daddy’s shirt! *lifts up shirt to clean it, exposing his toned midsection*
Pyrrha: ☺️
Yang: Uh…Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: 🤤
Blake: Pyrrha!
Pyrrha: *snaps out of her Milf/Dilf fantasies* What? Oh, I’m sorry! What were we talking about?
Yang: I said, how are things going now that you’re all new parents?
Pyrrha: Oh! It’s been tiring, but…
Weiss: *bends over again, showing new curves through her dress*
Pyrrha: …but…
Pyrrha: …butt…🤤
Yang: We’ve lost her again.
Blake: Who knew that the Invincible Girl would be the horniest out of all of us?
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#schnarkos#schneekos#arkos#whiteknight#schneekos baby#weiss x jaune#jaune x pyrrha x ruby#pyrrha x weiss#pyrrha x jaune
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“How the FUCK am I supposed to move on if they keep building these in every city we go?”
#shut up alex#personal#rwby#jaune#pyrrha#alice rewatches rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#arkos#rwby arkos#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune
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Jaune: She deserved better. Even If I would have known how she felt, I still wouldn’t have been good enough.
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