#pyrrha x yang

[lunatriense]

#pyrrha nikos #schneekos #pyrrha x weiss #purrha #pyrrha x blake #pyrruby #pyrrha x ruby #greek fire #pyrrha x yang #valkos #pyrrha x nora #greek lotus #pyrrha x ren #magnetic attraction #pyrrha x penny #pasithea #pyrrha x emerald #atlantis #pyrrha x neptune #thermopylae #pyrrha x cinder

[ludibriadormonoteista]

Lie Detector

Nora: Hey guys! Guess what I just found in the dumpster! *Slams Device on the Center Table* IT’S A LIE DETECTOR!

Ruby: Wow, really?!

Jaune: Does it still work?

Weiss: *Scoffs* As if. It was obviously thrown out for a reason.

Nora: Oh, is that so? How about we play a little game to test it out?

Ren: Maybe we shouldn’t-

Weiss: HMPH! I humbly accept your challenge. Do your worst, Valkyrie.

Nora: It’s on, then! First question: Have you ever spied on Jaune while he was hitting the showers?

Jaune: HUH?!

Weiss: Wha- What kind of question is that?! Of course not!

BZZZZZT!

Blake: So it does work.

Yang: HAH! Off to a great start, Ice-Queen.

Weiss: T-That doesn’t mean anything! Never in my life have I-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: Fine, I admit it! I accidentally had the displeasure of peeking on Arc ONCE!

BZZZZZT!

Blake: Just once?

Weiss: Okay! I might have run into him a few more times-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: A couple more-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: A dozen-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: Dozens-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: I did it close to a hundred times! AT BEST!

BZZZZZT!

Jaune: *shook*

Ruby: Why does it keep getting worse?

Weiss: ALRIGHT, I CONFESS! I PEEP ON HIM EVERY TIME HE’S IN THE SHOWERS!

BZZZZZT!

Pyrrha: You too? Eh-! I mean-! What?!

Weiss: OKAY, YOU GOT ME! I LIKE TO GO THERE WHENEVER HE’S NOT TAKING A SHOWER JUST TO IMAGINE HIM TAKING ONE! BUT ONLY SOMETIMES!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: AGH, SCREW IT! I DO IT EVERYDAY! IT’S ALL PART OF MY MORNING ROUTINE!

BZZZZZT!

Ren: I think we heard enough-

Weiss: FINE, IT’S ALSO PART OF MY NIGHTTIME ROUTINE!

BZZZZZT!

Yang: Geesh, you’d think someone would've taken a picture.

Weiss: I WOULD NEVER-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: I HAVE 735 PHOTOS KEPT DIGITALLY STORED IN MY-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: ALL THE PHOTOS ARE IN FILM AND I PAY A GENEROUS SUM TO VELVET EVERY MONTH SO I CAN REVEAL THE PICTURES IN HER SECRET DARK-ROOM BECAUSE I FIND IT ESTHETICALLY MORE PLEASING! THERE! HAPPY?!

…

Nora: Looks like you’re telling the truth. Good job, Weiss! How do you feel?

*THUD*

Nora: …Alright, who’s next?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee #jaune arc #whiteknight #weiss x jaune #jaune x weiss #nora valkyrie #ruby rose #lie ren #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #pyrrha nikos #This was definitely not plagiarized from youtube shorts- BZZZZZT!

[arc-misadventures]

Forklift Certified

Jaune: Hey, Blake did you know I'm forklift certified?

Blake: That's nice...?

Jaune: Yeah, I need it so I can lift that dump truck ass of yours~!

Blake: ...

Blake: Can you believe this guy?

Yang: Let me put it this way; Either you sleep with him first, or I go first.

Blake: First?

Jaune: Then I’ll use my forklift to lift those phat tits of yours~!

Yang: Mm-mh~! Oh gods I’m so wet right now~!

Blake: UHHH?!

Pyrrha: Jaune’s forklift certified?!

Pyrrha: That’s hot~!

Blake: How?

Jaune: I’m gonna need it to lift those thic thighs of yours~!

Pyrrha: Oh gods~!

Blake: That’s… what…?

Glynda: I need to see your certification, Jaune… J-Just to be sure…

Jaune: To pick up my queen? Can do!

Glynda: Ara ara, Jaune~!

Blake: You’ve gotta be kidding me…

Kali: Instead of her little but, how about you pick up my thic phat ass instead, handsome~?

Jaune: Can do my lady!

Blake: M-Mom?!

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #pyrrha nikos #glynda goodwitch #kali belladonna #jaune x blake #blake x jaune #jaune x yang #yang x jaune #jaune x pyrrha #pyrrha x jaune #glynda x jaune #jaune x glynda #rwby dragonslayer #rwby knightshade #rwby arkos #rwby arcwitch #rwby colourguard

[superiorsturgeon]

Showing Affection

Blake: …and then Yang actually picked me up and carried me through the puddle! 🥰 It was so romantic~!

Yang: *flexes her arm* 😁

Weiss: Ruby actually managed to contact the cake chef my family employed in Atlas and made my favorite when I was having a difficult day. It was the most wonderful thing anyone has ever done for me!

Ruby: *blushing a bit, but proud* 😊

Nora: Oh yeah? Rennie made me a whole stack of heart-shaped pancakes! He didn’t even cut them to shape, he made them look like that in the pan!

Ren: 😌

Blake: Does Jaune do anything romantic for you, Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: The other day at lunch he sorted all the most tightly-curled curly fries out of his order and gave them to me!

Blake/Weiss/Ren: …uh…that’s nice?

Yang/Ruby/Nora: *all crying* 🥹 That’s the most romantic thing we’ve ever heard…! 😭

#rwby #Ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #team rwby #team jnpr #whiterose #bumbleby #arkos #renora #ruby x weiss #ruby rose x weiss schnee #blake x yang #Blake belladonna X Yang xiao long #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #ren x nora #lie ren x nora valkyrie #the tight curly fries are the best #fight me

[irongiant-9000]

The Hero and his three chosen ladies

So this picture right here I got commissioned from Seshirukun, it was another Zelda themed one with Jaune being our lovable Hero of Legend. While our three lovely ladies that are wanting him, are chosen by the three Goddesses as their Chosen Maidens. Basically given powers and abilities of Din, Farore, Nayru to help our blond man out in the world of Remnant.

Like I said thank you Seshirukun for the wonderful art you created.

#knightshade #jaune x blake #blake belladonna #jaune arc #crossover fanart #dragonslayer #jaune x yang #jaune x pyrrha #arkos #rwby arkos #rwby jaune arc #rwby fanart #commission #rwby knightshade #rwby dragonslayer #yang xiao long #pyrrha nikos

[lovingdabeessss]

M E M E S FOR R W B Y

Blake going home after being a run away for years reuniting with her family only to burn their huge house down is unendingly funny and what loving caring parents they look over all her mistakes and loved her unconditionally

Then there’s “you lost your arm cause your fucking stupid and you deserved it” taiyang xiao long I love them

Rwbys such a good show

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #rwby bumbleby #ruby rose #yang x blake #weiss schnee #qrow branwen #raven branwen #taiyang xiao long #pyrrha nikos #penny polendina

[reashot]

Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)

Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.

At Beacon during a more peaceful time.

Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.

Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.

Jaune: Ready for what?

Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.

*yang burst into the room*

Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.

Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*

Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.

Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.

JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*

*Yang holding the door with all her might*

Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?

Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!

A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.

Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.

Pyrrha: What just happened?

Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?

Jaune: Okay, I guess...

Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*

Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭

Jaune: Ruby?

Ren: It seems to be her.

Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?

Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.

Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.

Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.

Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....

*Cardin burst into the room*

Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?

Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!

Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?

Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.

Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...

Nora: I know right!

Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?

Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)

Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...

Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!

You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.

Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭

Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?

WBY: *looking at each others*

Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)

How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...

Jaune: Oh...

Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?

Russel: the month?

Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)

Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)

Blake: Typical.

Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?

CRDL: Hey!!!!

Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.

Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.

Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!

Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!

Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!

*slams door*

Blake: Thanks Jaune.

Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?

Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.

Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)

Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.

Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.

Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.

Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.

Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...

Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*

Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.

Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.

Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?

Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.

Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*

Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.

Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)

Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.

Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."

Jaune: I have seven Sisters...

Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!

Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.

At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?

Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.

A few minutes later.

Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.

Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢

*sips*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.

Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞

Jaune: *headpat*

There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.

Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.

Jaune: *kiss forehead*

It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.

Ruby: 0-0

Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.

Ruby: *blush*

I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖

Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?

Ruby: Uhh....

Yang: *clears throat*

I seems to have interrupted something here.

Jaune: Y-Yang!

Ruby: Sis!

Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.

Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.

Ruby: Friends... 😭

*starts crying*

Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #team rwby #team jnpr #team crdl #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #cardin winchester #russel thrush #dove bronzewing #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #sky lark #blake ​belladonna #just a headcanon

[zexapher]

A Fond Farewell

With Rooster Teeth beginning its draw down, an era has truly passed. The company has lasted more than two decades. 18 (soon 19) seasons, five mini-series, and cameos and references in Halo itself for Red vs Blue. 9 volumes alongside two movies, a chibi series, Ice Queendom, and its own games for RWBY. And so much more beyond that, RT Shorts, podcasts, Achievement Hunter, The Slow Mo Guys, and on and on. That’s a lot, especially for a little startup launching off a web series. I was listening to “This Isn’t Goodbye, It’s See You Later” by Richie Branson while I was making this little memorial post. It’s a song made for another Rooster Teeth show, Camp Camp, and I have to say it’s some very appropriate music for this moment.

The day the news dropped, I wrote up a little comment in response to Rooster Teeth beginning its closing down, and I thought I’d share some of it here. I grew up with Rooster Teeth, a bit of a cheesy line I know, but it’s true for a lot of us. I was just a little kid way back in the early 2000’s, a kid that liked Halo (a game I didn’t even own for a long time, but played at a friend’s house), and was just getting curious about what I could find about it on YouTube. And that brought me into the world of music videos and skits and montages made for that little game I liked.

From there, I discovered a small web series called Red vs. Blue. I’d sneak onto my folk’s computer to watch it since they didn’t appreciate the language, and in doing so I dipped my toes into the wide world of the internet for the first time. As I got older, I eventually hopped onto Reddit for its discussion threads of Rooster Teeth’s latest show, RWBY. I began my first in-depth fandom interactions, speculating about the show, enjoying the flood of fanart, even got into fanfics about RWBY (those fics have had their own amazing evolution alongside the show) and to this day it’s the fandom I’ve followed and bookmarked the most fics from. All the while I was making friends and bonding with people through the community this company and its shows have created.

Watching the shows and people grow over time was, looking back on it, just like watching myself grow. I was never really a social media/internet kind of guy, until it came to Rooster Teeth. The shows, shorts, podcasts, it all opened up a whole new world for me. It’s sad to see it coming to a close, and I hope it gets picked up in the future. But I’m happy, too, that it’s left so much behind, and had such an impact on me. It’s left me with so many good memories. Rooster Teeth, its shows, those that created and worked on it, and above all the community around it will always have a special place in my heart.

So, I bid a fond farewell to Rooster Teeth and its crew, and anyone who may drift away from the fandom in time. I wish you all the best.

#rwby #red vs blue #rooster teeth #rvb #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #lie ren #nora valkyrie #memorial post #save rwby #crwby #greenlight volume 10 #rwby white knight #white knight #rwby whiteknight #jaune x weiss #jaune arc x weiss schnee #rwby bumblebee #yang x blake #pyrrha nikos #cinder fall #james ironwood #arthur watts #fandom #thank you

[brokentrafficknight]

Ren sees it at Jaune is surrounded by different women and is happy that he doesn't have to deal with the same problem. Little does he know that Yang and Nora are standing right behind him, ready to claim him.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #penny polendina #lie ren #nora valkyrie #arslan altan #yang xiao long #arculus rift #lancaster #arkos #sunflowyr #renora #ren x arslan

[willsonlmt]

On a joint rwby/jnpr mission.

The teams pinned down by fire.

Jaune: How about we do that move you taught me last weekend?

Pyrrha: I admire you're boldness but what will the team think? *said with a teasing smile*

Jaune: *smiles* You got me the training move, please.

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #incorrect rwby quotes #source: teen titans: judas contract. #i could also see yang and blake doing this

[blake-me-up-inside]

I saw this meme suggested to me from the RWBY Republic Facebook page and now you have to see it too. (Could not find a source though.)

#reposting this under this blog #rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #cinder fall #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #penny polendina #jessica cruz #arkos #white knight #bumbleby #rwby memes #rwby shitpost #justice league x rwby

[linkman447]

The married life (Pyrrha)

Jaune: honey I’m home

Pyrrha comes out in an apron: welcome home my big strong husband

They kiss

Jaune: so are our friends here yet

Pyrrha: oh ren and Nora say they’ll be here in about 3 hours

Jaune: what about Ruby, Yang, Blake, and Weiss

Pyrrha has a forced smile: oh sorry honey they said they can’t make it

Flash back

Pyrrha and team rwby are sitting in an interrogation room with a table between them 

Pyrrha: so you hussies wanna come in my home as steal my husband

Ruby: N-No we just-

Pyrrha slammed a folder on the table with the title “our plan to steal jaune”

Yang: god damn it ruby why did you make that

Blake: much less leave it where someone can find it

Weiss: well we want what you have and we will get it

Pyrrha: oh really

2 hours later

The girls of rwby are on the ground battered and bruised

Pyrrha: now I must get home my “husband” will be home soon

Flashback ends

Pyrrha: it’s a real shame

Jaune: ya and Ruby wanted to show me something. Oh what ever lets have a nice winter holiday

Pyrrha: oh I have an idea we have 3 hours till ren and Nora show up so…

She grabs his hand and places it on her chest

Pyrrha: let’s start on my holiday present

Jaune: YES

He picks her up and rushes to their bedroom

Pyrrha: (I hope those bitches learned their lesson

#jaune arc #rwby pyrrha nikos #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #rwby arkos #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ruby rose #weiss schnee #married life au

[ludibriadormonoteista]

Edgy Teen Phase

*Ruby and Jaune are seen chilling in RWBY’s room*

Jaune: *On his Scroll* “Whoa! Haven’t seen this one in a while.”

Ruby: “Hm? Haven’t seen what?”

Jaune: “Oh, it’s a silly music clip that just popped up on my recommendations. I used to listen to it all the time during my edgy teen phase.”

Ruby: *Snort* “You had an edgy teen phase?”

Jaune: “Sure did. Everyone has it, Ruby. Afterall, you can only be fourteen once.”

Ruby: “Well, I’m fifteen and I never had an ‘edgy teen phase’.”

Jaune: “Huh… Are you sure you’re not in your edgy teen phase still?”

Ruby: “WHAT?!” *Punches his arm* “D-Don’t even joke about that! Where did ya get that idea?!”

Jaune: “Ow!” *Rubs his arm* “It makes sense though! For example, you dress mostly in black and red.”

Ruby: “So what if I do?”

Jaune: “That’s like, the edgiest color palett known to man!”

Ruby: “I just happen to like these colors, okay?!”

Jaune: “You also wear a hood on top of it. Hoods are pretty edgy.”

Ruby: “Oh, so you’re saying the original Little Red Riding Hood is also edgy?”

Jaune: “Maybe? I mean, have you seen those Old-War German stories that inspired nowadays fairy-tales? That stuff is hardcore.”

Ruby: “Listen here, mister… SHUT UP! So, you’re gonna watch the video or not?”

Jaune: “I wasn’t planning to, but… Eh, why the hell not? Tell you what, why don’t we watch it together? We can poke fun at it and have some laughs.”

Ruby: “That’s the smartest thing you said all day.” *Sits on his lap* “First one to cringe pays for the cookies!”

Jaune: “You’re on!” *Hits play*

-Later-

*_WBY & _NPR arrive*

Yang: “And then she said: Now that’s a kata-”

Blake: “You already told that story twenty times on the way here.”

Yang: “It’s hard to come up with filler conversation, okay?” *Slightly opens door* “Whoa, why is it so dark in there?”

Nora: “Someone hasn’t been paying the electric bill.”

Weiss: “…Oh, har har. You can all stop looking at me now.”

Blake: “As intriguing as this is, there’s a bookmarker with my name on it, so…”

Ren: “Hang on. Something’s happening inside.”

*They all peek in*

Jaune with his hood on and a flashlight under his chin:

How many fools can I kill today? Too many to count, don't get in my~ way

Ruby with her hood on and a flashlight under her chin:

I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow

In unison:

Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Weiss: *Whispering* “…What am I watching?”

Yang: *Starts filming* “I’ll tell you what you’re watching: Dad’s next Nondescript Winter Holiday present.”

Pyrrha: *Sigh* “It’s my edgy teen phase all over again.”

BNR: “Same.”

#rwby #ruby rose #jaune arc #lancaster #rwby lancaster #ruby x jaune #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #Connor is best assassin fukn fite me

[arc-misadventures]

The Male Gaze

Pyrrha: …

Blake: …

Yang: …

Yang: I know, Jaune said he likes a woman with curves, but I didn’t think he meant it like that.

Pyrrha: She does have nice curves.

Blake: I can’t wear a helmet like that. My ears would get in the way.

Yang: But, what if you wear a helmet with cat ears?

Pyrrha: Oh, I bet you’d look good.

Blake: Do you think, Jaune would like it though? I mean, its a suit of armour.

Pyrrha: He will.

Yang: Let’s ask him just to be sure. Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah?

Yang: See this girl on the left?

Jaune: Yeah?

Yang: Smash, or pass?

Jaune: Pass.

Yang: And, the girl on the right?

Jaune: Smash.

Blake: What…?

Pyrrha: Told you~!

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #pyrrha nikos #jaune x blake #blake x jaune #jaune x yang #yang x jaune #pyrrha x jaune #jaune x pyrrha #rwby knightshade #rwby dragonslayer #rwby arkos #rwby colourguard

[superiorsturgeon]

Yet Another Possible Way for Jaune to Unlock His Semblance:

Jaune: *squirming* Pyrrha! That tickles!

Pyrrha: *straight vibing as she lathers her mostly-naked crush in olive oil* Just a little more! I promise it’s good for training! 😇

Jaune: Pyr, am I crazy, or do you have some ulterior motive for rubbing oil all over me? 🤨

Pyrrha: 😣

Pyrrha: …IthinkIlikeyou…

Jaune: …wait, WHAT?! B-but you’re Pyrrha Nikos and I’m just…well…me! There’s no way-

Pyrrha: Jaune, I’m serious. Do you think we could ever be…well…”together-together…?”

Jaune: Pyr, I’ve never been so close to anyone before I met you…so I guess what I’m trying to say is…yes…?

Pyrrha: Oh Jaune…! 😭 *stands up and squeezes Jaune in a tight hug*

Jaune: *squirts out of Pyrrha’s grip like a wet bar of soap*

Jaune: *sails off the edge of the Arkos training roof*

Pyrrha: 😱

————————————————————

Jaune: …and that’s how my semblance unlocked itself in a desperate attempt to survive a four-story fall from the Beacon rooftop!

Jaune: *wraps arm around Pyrrha’s shoulder* …AND how I got a hot warrior woman girlfriend! I think it’s the universe’s way of apologizing for my near-death! 😁

Pyrrha: We decided to find a training place with guard rails, just to be safe.

Yang: Or maybe you could just skip covering your boyfriend in olive oil before wrestling on the roof?

Pyrrha: Silence your face hole, Xiao-Long! 😡

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #yang xiao long #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #safety first

[moistmailman]

*yang kicks down JNPR’s door*

Jaune, alarmed: Whoa?! What the hell is going on?!

Yang, angrily: Get dressed vomit boy! We got to kick someone’s ass today!

Nora, immediately up: Hell yeah! Let’s go!

Jaune, baffled: Wait hold on! What’s happening?! Why are you angry?! Wait is that your team behind you!?

Ruby, with her weapon: Yep! We’re going to kick someone’s butt today!

Jaune: Why? Wait, even Blake and Weiss are here too?

Weiss: We need to break some bones, Jaune.

Blake: This honestly has to be done.

Ren: Uh….what’s happening exactly?

Yang, showing Ren her scroll: Look at this shit!

Ren, looking at scroll:……..Nora, where are my weapons?

Nora: Hell yeah! I don’t know what this is about but this is going to be amazing!

Jaune, completely: Okay, this is not like Ren at all. What the hell got all of you guys riled up so bad?

Yang: This! *shows Jaune her scroll*

Scroll: *a website that has a countdown to Pyrrha’s 18th birthday*

Jaune:……is this like the scenario with the twins from full house?

Yang: Yep.

Jaune:…..do you know where this person who made this is?

Yang: Yeah.

Jaune:…….Nora, pack as many grenades you have.

Nora: Woohoo!

Pyrrha, walking in: Hey guys. What are you doing?

Yang: Oh nothing. Just grabbing your boyfriend and your team to do something for your birthday. Catch you around.

Pyrrha, smiling: O-oh, okay. What are you planning?

Yang: We can’t spoil that. It’s a surprise.

Pyrrha, smiling: Right. Okay. Have fun.

Jaune: Oh don’t worry. We will.

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