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xenclev · 3 years

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hcs: headcanons | db/dbs: drabble | rq: requested

[P.S. my personal faves are highlighted.]

ʰᵉᵃᵈᶜᵃⁿᵒⁿˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵒʳᵗ ʷʳⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍˢ

SFW

⤷ What would I do if I worked for the Inarizaki men, post time-skip? | hcs

⤷ Kurasuno gang's responses to their best friend complaining about having a small ass | hcs

⤷ some music for a few Haikyuu boys | pt. 1, pt. 2

⤷ Suna, Kita, Ushijima, Lev, Bokuto, n Osamu personality traits | hcs

⤷ Bokuto, Kuroo, Akaashi, Kenma, n Lev make love songs for you | hcs

⤷ where Aran, Kita, n Atsumu would lose their kid(s) | hcs

NSFW

⤷ awkward hairpulling with Kita | db

⤷ Osamu dbs | opt. 1

⤷ Lev dbs | opt. 1

⤷ Ushijima, Osamu, n Oikawa going horror legend in the bed | hcs

⤷ Iwaizumi, Tendō, Akaashi, n Kita doing horny tingz | hcs

⤷ calling strategies they use when they're down bad for some puss puss | hcs

⤷ they have wet dreams about you | hcs

⤷ top 4 switches in HQ n JJK | rq

⤷ pics of HQ boys' hands | rq

⤷ full nelson or mating press | hcs

⤷ pillow humping | hcs

⤷ what type of monster would Lev be and would I smash? | rq

⤷ Oikawa the coochie eater | db

⤷ Obito/Tobi dbs | opt. 1

⤷ Kakashi Hatake smut db | rq

⤷ Sasuke NSFW alphabet | rq

⤷ Geto and Gojo soft hcs | rq

⤷ mean Uzui w/ small s/o | rq

⤷ perv Jean Kirschtein | db

⤷ thoughts abt rz!Michael Myers | rq

⤷ pussyjob free reign | db

⤷ things Megumi, Nobara, Yūji, and Gojo make irky | rq

⤷ a lil sexx with Uzui's three wives | rq

⤷ tr drawing a heart w their tip | rq

⤷ giving Kyōjurō head | rq

ˡᵒⁿᵍᵉʳ ʷᵒʳᵏˢ

⤷ damn... none.

ʳᵉᵠᵘᵉˢᵗˢ

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#q 🦎#q.whispers #bitch it ain't midnight but q's still mumbling #q's midnight mumbles #mha #bnha #haikyuu lev #haikyuu oc #haikyuu!!#fire force #enn enn no shouboutai #jujutsu kaisen #boku no hero academia #diamond no ace #dragon ball super

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xenclev · 3 years

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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒖𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒐 𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈'𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒔𝒔

+ ranking them

𝑞'𝑠 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 — These are not comfort headcanons, but I tried to make them as canon as I could. ♡

tw: language, f-fat asses

yamaguchi tadashi

"You can use my jacket if that makes you feel better."

♤ this is tadashi — 1000000/10

tanaka ryūnosuke

"Sorry, dude, but all I can tell you is that I was born with this double decker dump truck of a wagon."

♤ sheeeeeesh! what else can he say? — 8/10

sugawara koshi

"If your ass ain't phat, all you have is an extended back. That's proven by a group of philosophers."

♤ this is borderline disrespectful — 3/10

kageyama tobio

"Small ass? You bought a fucking baby donkey?"

♤ would've been at the top if he didn't have a 'Oh my God, they're stupid' look on his face — 7/10

azumane asahi

"All I asked was what the answer to number eleven was, but go off I guess."

♤ doesn't really care, yet he listens — 4.5/10

nishinoya yū

"Flatty cake, fatty cake! Sounds the same, in a sense, but means different! Use that to your advantage!"

♤ giving me very much Einstein energy — 7/10

hinata shōyō

"Ass and butt are the same thing, right? So then, little asses matter too!"

♤ zero correlation, but hey, little booties matter — 5/10

sawamura daichi

"Hey, a lot of people prefer pancakes, so keep your head up!"

♤ didn't expect anything less from a man of culture — 10/10

tsukishima kei

"Leave me alone before I kick you in your butt crack."

♤ gonna kick you either way — 1.5/10

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xenclev · 3 years

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Canon Suna. Canon Suna. CANON SUNA.

(Why was this a real conversation with one of my irls?)

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu smau #haikyuu crack #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu suna #hq scenarios #hq hcs #hq headcanons #hq crack #hq smau #hq suna #tw.pregnancy #tw.vasectomy #q 🦎#q.whispers #q's midnight mumbles

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xenclev · 3 years

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Ben 10 is the best. You know how hard that theme song hit, bruu?? Here, listen to it and tell me that shit ain't a banger. Then, on top of that, he was my husband for 8 years of my life. DEADASS. I had to get a divorce last year cause I turned 18. Smh, but I still love him, mane (not the 10 year old the 16 year old). If I had money to blow, I would have a Ben 10 shrine.

I could easily turn this into a Ben 10 blog. No cap.

#ben 10 #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 alien force #ben 10 omniverse #benjamin tennyson #q 🦎#q.whispers #q.mumbles #leaux needs help #leaux.rant

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xenclev · 3 years

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I always post about canon Suna shit... but ong, this is CANON SUNA fr.

(In relation to this post.)

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xenclev · 3 years

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Y'all gone be mad if I said I drew Osamu with a half black kid?

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #q 🦎#haikyuu crack #hq crack #hq hcs #hq headcanons #haikyuu x poc reader #haikyuu x poc!reader #haikyuu × black reader #my art #q.whispers

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xenclev · 3 years

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S-Should I draw Lev a mixed kid?

I'll post my grad hat art in the meantime.

#haikyuu!!#hq!!#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #hq hcs #haikyuu crack #hq crack #haikyuu lev #q 🦎#q.whispers #q.mumbles

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xenclev · 3 years

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Y'all ain't gotta call him hot or fine. I understand cause he's underage, but SAY HE'S CLEAN OR SUMN.

(As you can tell, I'm proud of how he turned out.)

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xenclev · 3 years

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Nawl, cause Samu's kid is becoming the best boy in my opinion. HE LOOKS LIKE A TURTLEVXUNSVSH A BABY MF TURTLE. I love him!

(Realizing that I suck at art if my person starts looking like a turtle.)

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xenclev · 3 years

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100%... if you tell Osamu you liked to be choked, he'll practice it on you while you're asleep.

#THIS HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR A WHILE #haikyuu!!#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #hq hcs #haikyuu crack #hq crack #q 🦎#q.whispers #leaux.drafts #leaux needs help

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xenclev · 3 years

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Y/N in every Atsumu x plus-sized!reader fanfic I've read on Ao3:

#they always making y/n soft in these streets #if it was Lev I'd shut my fat ass up #but ATSUMU?????#no #haikyuu!!#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #hq hcs #haikyuu crack #hq crack #q 🦎#q.whispers #q.mumbles #leaux needs help

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xenclev · 3 years

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Finna start biting folks. I swear, ain't no way you sit there and think, "Lemme just test the world's patience and create a character that cooks for a living, has a small temper issue, and has an accent that they're barely going to get to hear."

Then, their homie really said, "You know what, we can save the cooking for later on in the series. How about we give him a twin that gets more screen time than he does and a best friend that is the epitome of the grunge aesthetic?!"

"I like the way you think, Ron! Let's go ahead and throw in some grey hair just for shits and giggles!"

Idk if I can say this up here, BUT HOW SV66IN GON CREATE SOME SHIT LIKE THAT?? Gahlee... he okay though, I guess.

#there's no fucking way #WHY THEY DID THIS TO US??#GOT SOME OF Y'ALL COOTERS THROBBING #AND PPs TWITCHING #LIKE WHAT THEBFUVK?#hq osamu #haikyuu osamu #haikyuu!!#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #hq hcs #q.whispers #haikyuu crack #hq crack #q 🦎

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xenclev · 3 years

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Just sitting here thinking, so here are some songs for some of my favorite Haikyū boys.

miya osamu —

lev haiba —

daishō suguru —

team umi iwaizumi haijime —

tendō satori —

nishinoya yū —

bokuto kōtarō —

#BARK BARK bored #my taste in music #is SUPERIOR #let's not argue about it #haikyuu!!#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #hq hcs #haikyuu crack #hq crack #music #q 🦎#q.whispers #q.mumbles #Spotify

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xenclev · 3 years

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Y'all, I thought I failed senior year and had to repeat. I'm gonna write a fic about the experience. Which Haikyū character do you think would help you through a situation like that?

Uh ha ha! 😃

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #hq hcs #haikyuu crack #hq crack #hq x reader #hq x you #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #hq scenarios #hq imagines #haikyuu imagines #q 🦎#q.whispers #q.mumbles #leaux needs help #leaux.rant

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xenclev · 3 years

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I'm learning to eat ass for the sake of Ben 10k. Gotta start planning for the future.

(I'm also planning my grad hat design rn, and I wanna put Ben 10 up there. Are there any quotes I can use?)

#ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 #ben 10k #ben 10 omniverse #ben 10 alien force #ben 10 classic #q.whispers #q 🦎#q.mumbles #leaux needs help

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xenclev · 3 years

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My art style changed and Idk how I feel about it...

Nugget Bakugou & Turtle Baby Miya

#q.art #q 🦎#q.whispers #haikyuu!!#bnha #mha #haikyuu headcanons #hq hcs #hq!!

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