Winter: I am seriously fed up with Branwen, he has been following me around for years and arguing with me over the slightest of things, it is driving me mad. I cannot get any peace, and he gives me these big ‘puppy eyes’ if I ever do something he does not agree with, which is nearly everything. Oh, and he is smug. Constantly. Every second of every day is ‘Heh, I know you want me, Ice Queen.’ And maybe I do or maybe I do not, but it does not matter, since he annoys me and refuses to leave. Now I am starting to fear he never will.
Clover: Didn’t you marry him?
￼Qrow: (see Willow)
Willow: (see Qrow)
Qrow: I am a former alcoholic who’s lover was just stabbed with a giant sword.
Willow: I am a current alcoholic whose husband is abusive and cruel.
Qrow & Willow: do you want to suffer in eternity together?
Willow: (burst into the room where her three children are sitting) you have a new father!
Whitley: good for you mother. (not paying attention)
Qrow: (walks in)
Winter: oh hell No!
Whitley: … wait isn’t he a criminal?
Weiss: good for you mother! ￼(genuine happiness)￼￼￼￼￼￼￼￼￼￼￼￼￼￼
Ruby - [comes off the boat and walks onto Menagarie soil to see her uncle] Did you miss me ?[semblances onto his arm like a baby koala] Did you miss me ?! DID YOU MISS ME
Qrow - [stares at her for a good long moment] Of course I did
[Ruby gasps in surprise]
[Qrow shifts her into a hug]
Qrow - How’s it going kid ?
[Ruby is too happy to speak]
[Yang comes off of the ship and pauses at the sight of Qrow hugging someone. She tries to go back to the ship]
Qrow - Yang Xiao Long, you get into this mandatory family hug this INSTANT
Yang - [groans] Uncle QROW
Qrow - [points to his feet, which are within hugging distance]
Yang - [walks towards the waiting hug, groaning] My fiancée is here ….this is so uncool
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Qrow gets a friend 2
Qrow: I often think about all the nails I’ve run over that didn’t give me a flat tire
Qrow: My farts are so loud even the dog is offended.
Qrow: My husband was snoring so loudly it was driving me mental so I yelled
“OI STOP FUCKING SNORING YOU STUPID IDIOT”
and he politely replied, in his sleep, “ok” and stopped snoring. Just like that.
So yes, I am in fact a wizard.
Oh and one more thing-
Clover is literally choking Tyrian with Kingfisher-
Found Storyboards of Tyrian!
I was not disappointed with my discovery
a relaxing night with some little friends 🌌✨
qrowtober 2020 day 28: fireflies
Qrow: “Don’t take this the wrong way, but that’s a horrible name for a baby,” is often taken the wrong way
Mmm thinking of a pixie and knight? Au?
But I need to think about this who is who 🤔🧐
Qrow - No one will ever beat my first super bestie , better than the resty “Summer Rose”
Kali - Is that so ?
Qrow - Yes
Kali - Why don’t you tell me about your nie…..
Qrow - [pulling out his wallet, talking excitedly as he shows pictures he had saved over the years from important life events] Did you know the firecracker punched down the wall of her classroom when she was 7 ? After the yelling from the teachers , Tai said she was a prodigy !
Qrow - [proud of his nieces, showing one of rubys first concepts of Crescent Rose] And I taught Ruby everything she knows. She made her scythe all by herself , not many kids today can build something so complicated, she…..
[Qrow catches Kali watching him]
Qrow - Sorry…that’s not cool is it
Kali - You’re a proud uncle, there’s nothing wrong with that
[Qrow nods as Kali brings out a picture of Blake]
Kali - This is a picture of my daughter Blake. She’s on a team with your nieces
[Qrow nods and listens to Kali gush about her daughter]
Writing Requests are OPEN
Day 27: Accessory - Such a tiny thing to weigh so much.
Day 28: Fireflies - Only in freedom could they shine so bright.
Day 29: Nature - That cherished face, lit with joy.
A series of 31 linked drabbles for Qrowtober2020. The prompt for each chapter is the name of that chapter. From angst to fluff - past pain, to future joy.
Rating M / CW (for the series): alcoholism, swearing, mentions of Chapter 12