Just thought I'd mention in passing..
We're offering the Whole (Ebooks Direct) Store For $44 over at Twitter for the next couple of days, but the store won't care where you're coming from if you want to duck in there and pick up the bundle. :)
The "Get The Deal" page is over here.
...Meanwhile, speaking of ducks: here's a picture of the Duckie of Light (who lives on the fiber link to our broadband router) as he appeared to us the other day.
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QUACKITY X READER (NSFW)
I got this idea a few days back so ima write it out<3
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I found myself at my friend Alex’s house with a couple others. they were all just drinking but i stayed sober. Everyone was decently tipsy or drunk but Alex was definitely..drunk.
I knew that when he started getting clingy with me. he came up behind me as i was talking with everyone and hugged me from behind. He buried his face in my neck and held my waist doing that thumb thing. I smiled and continued chatting with our friends until he started fiddling with the waistband of my pants which i thought was odd but i didn’t say anything.
“Your so pretty..” He mumbled in my ear his hand slowly going to the button of my jeans. My whole face went red and I was glad our friends where drunk and not paying attention to me.
“T-Thanks..” I mumbled as he stared fiddling with the button of my jeans trying to get them loose. “Alex..” I mumbled moving his hand, “Just a little bit..” He mumbled his fingers slipping into my waist band making me go absolutely insane. “A-Alex!” I yelped and twitched. Everyone just stopped and looked at me, luckily for me Alex had already had his hands off me. They just went back to talking and Alex went back to hugging me from behind.
“Come on..” He spoke, “Just wait..” I spoke as he groaned. “When are you guys leaving?” Alex said out of the blue, “Oh i’m a bit when the uber comes,” one of our friends said as Alex nodded
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It came shortly but for Alex it felt like an eternity. I found myself alone and in the kitchen with Alex. He was still hugging me from behind, “Is this necessary..?” I mumbled as he slipped his hand in the waistband of my pants..again..
“Alex..let’s get you to bed..” I spoke softly. “no.” He spoke his hand slipping further down my pants. I rolled my head back, “Alex..your drunk.” I whispered softly taking his hand out of my pants and turning around. He rolled his eyes, he looked tired.
“come on..” I spoke walking him to his room. “Your so beautiful,” He spoke as i sat him down on his bed, “Thank you.” I rolled my eyes giving him a water bottle. I was standing in front of him and he looked at me, mainly at my waist and i have to say, i’ve never seen Alex like this.
he sat the water bottle down and put his hands on my waist, “Alex!” I tried to pry his hands off me. not that i didn’t want this, cause i did..but hes drunk so it’d be wrong. and i don’t even no his intentions anyway.
He started unbuttoning my jeans and pulled the zipper down. “A-ALEX-..I-I!” I was lost for words. He ignored me and pulled me down by the collar of my shirt and kissed me.
I’ve never done anything like this with him but i must admit i liked it. He pulled me back further deepening the kiss making me get on top of him, straddling him. He slid his tongue in my mouth, the make out was fairly sloppy as he was drunk and tasted of beer.
He had one hand on my ass and the other on my neck. he was moaning softly into the ‘kiss’ and i felt him get hard beneath me.
we paused to breath, “A-Alex..Y-Your drunk..” I painted reminding him once again. “and your so fucking hot right now.” he whispered, “let’s get to bed.” I spoke
“no make out with me longer, your so beautiful..” he spoke pulling me down. I sighed as he made out lips connected once again. this time he slipped his hand under my shirt squeezing my tit. I moaned softly and he seemed quite proud of himself.
i broke it sitting up as he removed his hand from my shirt, “come on..I know that felt good..” He whispered. “N-no-..just-just! let’s go to bed,” I got off him buttoning my pants and zipping them. He rolled his eyes and i covered him up. When i was gunna leave he pulled my hand back, “sleep with me,” He slurred and i sighed laying next to him as he clung onto me..-
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I woke up the next morning Alex still clung on me. i was stuck there.
it felt like an eternity but he finally woke up, and when he did he his breath hitched when he saw me and i looked at him deadpan.
He moved away from me curled up with the blanket. “Well, that’s a nice way to say good morning.” I giggled leaning back on the headboard of the bed as he seemed to be processing what he did. “Uhm..” He mumbled.
“It-It wasn’t..a-another wet dream..?” He mumbled to himself as my eyes widened “ANOTHER?!” I giggled flabbergasted.
“W-Wai-shit..” He mumbled, “gotta say your a good kisser, especially for being that drunk.” I giggled watching his face go red. “Y-You liked it..?” He asked as i shrugged.
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IDK HOW TO END THIS SO WOMP WOMP
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I didn’t know ducks could like being given flowers so much, but then I gave this one really big duck a flower and he’s been smiling at it for eight hours straight. Is this normal?
He kissed me. He He kissed my head and told me it was stupid and that im a loser but he kissed my head. Im getting mixed signals…
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