#qualified life

[anna-t-dote]

Obviously I was tired but slept through all my alarms and have not been there for my GP appointment phone call. I'm going to a special place in hell. But seriously I waited a fucking month. I'm completely out of meds and this is a THING. Kill me.

#personal #life #work #nhs #surgery #anaesthetics #healthcare #qualified life

[spacedace]

So like...Danny as Ghost King getting to help sort people into the correct/prefered afterlives, and talking with all the Justice League peeps to figure out what they want/where they want to go ahead of time like it's a pension plan or like he's a Travel Agent.

Like he gives tours around various afterlives around the Ghost Zone, offers up different "packages" they can choose from.

"With the Ghost Package you can come back to the living realm, but you will be locked in with an Obsession - it's not as bad as it sounds, but we can go into more detail later on what it entails if you're interested - and you will be bound to a particular Haunt. Also my parents might try to capture and experiment on you."

"Unfortunately you don't qualify for the Revenant package due to how many times you've already died and come back, but I *can* get you set up with one of our Reincarnation representatives if returning to the living world is something you are interested in."

"Guardian Spirit is a popular choice, so there is a bit of a waiting time in terms of getting paperwork processed, but if you sign up for it now while you're still alive all that can be done ahead of time and you can jump right in once you pass on. You will need to make sure you regularly update the list of who you will be watching over considering your propensity for adoption."

#dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #justice league #after life planning agent Danny #Danny: If there are any deities or higher powers you want to talk to after you die let me know #Danny: of course you're allowed to beat the shit out of a god in your afterlife thats like half the fun of being dead #The Infinite Realms: Where Your Afterlife Choices are Infinite #call your local half dead boy god king today to see what Afterlives you qualify for today #(Infinite Realms is not responsible if you are content with your death and afterlife only and your living loved ones - #- bring you back to life out of grief and desperation only to find that you have come back changed.) #danny fenton #ghost king danny

[backpackingspace]

listen listen I think Tim and Sasha should be in their 40s. And then you just have this obviously 20 something year old who's now THEIR BOSS claiming is 38 as if they can't spot a fresh out of college baby a mile away

#the magnus archives #timothy stoker #Sasha #jonathan sims #There's two peices of evidence for this first #Sasha “I've been in academy for ten years” #So she's at least in her 30s minimum #And “Sasha used the candles to spell out my real age” #Also you cannot convince me jon is any older than 28 and even then I'm like sounds fake man's is 25 #I will die on this hill #Martin “I'm only 29” Jon who's maybe 26 thank fuc #Plus the fact that most archivists in real life have a PhD so like if Sasha was qualified it would have taken AWHILE #also I just find this whole concept hilarious #Headcanons

[crazy000567]

#charpim #art tag #this barely qualifies as shipart but like u get it. u get it #idr who patient zero was for the yellow&pink bracelet headcanon but thank you for ruining my life (positive)

[chittychittyyangyang]

I wish people would stop adding qualifiers and caveats to why RWBY isn't perfect and just embrace it's a good show that deserves to be continued.

#ccyy talks #I'm sorry I am just frustrated by the constant need to give reasons why it's not good #IT IS #no show is perfect NONE #and that is truly okay #life is better when you enjoy things without the need to always have qualifiers and caveats #might delete cause this isn't my brand of complaining #just hate seeing something I love ALWAYS shit on from all sides

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I've read so much fanfiction in the past few years that sometimes I forget that I am not, in fact, a white middle-aged British man. Is this a universal experience.

...

On a related note, I spend so much time on tumblr that now I don't know which timezone I'm running on, because it sure as fuck isn't Indian Standard Time. I woke up at 3 in the afternoon yesterday and it's now 7 am, I'm going to sleep soon. Which of you maggots gave me your timezone?!

(I did a little googling and it seems that I'm living healthily according to the timezone of Buenos Aires and Rio de Janeiro. I don't know what to do with this information. The rest of this week, I mostly match up to London time.)

#the only thing i qualify for is man #what is this life experience #first it was Sherlock and John #then Draco and Harry #then now (in some AU fics where they're men) Crowley and Aziraphale. #why is this happening #weirdly specific but ok #good omens fandom #maggots #good omens #good omens mascot #crowley #aziraphale #asmi #lgbtqia #johnlock #bbc sherlock #drarry #hp fandom #draco malfoy #harry potter #aziracrow #ineffable husbands

[hindahoney]

I refuse to sell out my own people just because the conversation makes people upset and uncomfortable. I don't care if my opinions are palatable to non-Jews. I'm here for Jews and nobody else.

#jumblr #judaism #jewish #jewblr #i dont have the time energy or empathy to explain why someone should care about self determination #and im tired of feeling like i constantly have to qualify my opinions to non jews who dont want to understand in the first place #so im not going to lol #im also tired of being made to feel like i have to sanitize my judaism to be “good” for people on tumblr #i dont exist for you and the internet isnt real life

[embarrassinglastwords]

short white hair 🫶 long black hair

(edit: just realized i’ve compared them to another demon slayer ship before here lmao😭 i see them everywhere i look)

#life’s a pain in this ass so take this post about two completely different ships i enjoy #sanegiyuu on my mind 24/7 #same with stsg tho #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #geto suguru #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #satosugu #tomioka giyuu #shinazugawa sanemi #sanegiyuu #batpostingships #my sister asked if giyuus hair really qualifies as long… for the sake of this post yes it does

[steveharrington]

if you use the word puriteen you should be put to death. publicly.

#so FUCKING weird to get mad about someone’s relationship with sex ESP IF THAT PERSON IS A MINOR #why are you a 32 year old on twitter writing thinkpieces about why a teenager may feel weird watching sex scenes #does it matter? do you have insight into that persons life that qualifies you to judge them? #no??? no????? then die

[martyrbat]

grimm – batman: legends of the dark knight #149

[ID: a panel sequence of young Dick Grayson just two months after his parents' murders. He's sulking at the dining table in the grandiose Wayne Manor. The dinner is taking place in front of a lit fireplace that causes the entire room to have a soft, bronze glow to it. The table itself is long and decorated and Bruce Wayne is sitting on the opposite end of it. Alfred Pennyworth prompts, “More mashed potatoes, Master Dick—?” But Dick is too busy thinking about a young criminal he ran into when he snuck out earlier. He quietly mutters the taunt she told him, “‘Spoiled brat in a circus suit’—?” Alfred asks, “Was that a yes or a no?” The pouting child brusquely tells him, ”no,” which causes the butler to clear his throat. Dick begrudgingly corrects himself, “No thank you, Alfred.” Alfred responds, “As you wish, Master Dick.”

But Dick is already uttering another taunt under his breath, “‘Lap of luxury’!” Bruce leans forward slightly and asks if everything is okay but Dick dismisses his concern. He excuses, “I'm... I'm not very hungry, Bruce. Is it okay if I go to my room?” Despite his obvious qualms, Bruce awkwardly smiles and replies, “Uh... Of course. Certainly.” Dick gets up as Alfred tells him the food will be in the refrigerator if he gets hungry later but Dick just ‘uh-huh’s him as he walks away. With the child upstairs, Bruce immediately stands up and paces. He stops in front of the fireplace and stares into the blaze as he monologues his worries, “Maybe this was a mistake. What in the world made me think I could raise a boy? I don't know the first thing about it! I've always been a loner! I don't have the knowledge... or the disposition... to make this work.” Alfred wryly asks, “Are you addressing the fireplace, Sir—or me?” But Bruce stresses his demur without looking at him, “His parents are dead, Alfred! What gives me the temerity to believe I can replace them in his life?”

Alfred solemnly reassures, “I asked myself the same questions once. What in the world did a butler know about raising a young man who'd just lost the two people he loved most in the world? But strangely enough, Sir—I adapted. I learned. I learned because I wanted to... Because I cared. And... despite some difficulties along the way—I think the young man in question turned out splendidly. And I think Master Dick will too.” Bruce doesn't say anything but he his eyes closed in thought as Alfred talks before looking at him with a soft smile. He straightens his posture when Alfred finishes and puts his hand on his shoulder, silently grateful for the man's fatherly reassurance and support once again. END ID]

#losing my mind at this.... #bruce worrying and doubting himself and if he can give dick the life he deserves #he loves him. he cares. but he knows love alone wont save someone and his own worries about what if he fails #alfred who started this cycle of caring about someone elses son and trying to raise orphaned children while fearing you arent good enough #you see your own heartbreak in their face and you try so hard to save them because its saving yourself in a sense. #bruce doom spiraling because dick didnt want his mash potatoes.... #dicks chubby little face.... #alfreds love and support but always with that barrier. he loves & raised bruce like hes his own child but hes always going to be the butler #every ‘son’ being replaced with ‘sir’... #and bruce internalizing that barrier and that layer of separation and distance so he duplicates it because its all he knows #he doesn't want to but its all he knows and hes still terrified of what if he fails them? what if he loses them #by disappointing them and them seeing hes not qualified and good enough to be their father? #but also if he isnt good enough he'll fail them by getting them killed. he'll lose his loved one yet again #just this cycle of fear and doubt and love and trying your best despite it not always being good enough and GAH #also cannot stress enough bruce monologuing and doubting himself because dick is upset and didn't want dinner is so funny #c: batman: legends of the dark knight | i: 149 #crypt's panels #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #bruce & dick #alfred & bruce #happy sad boy sunday !!! #<- it counts enough only because im posting this on a sunday >:3

[anna-t-dote]

Why is it a 20 min meeting denounced 2 years of being ignored about my knee? I hate that I basically have to work the system to get what I want. I know most people arent that privileged. But yeah, two years of physio and no improvement to being referred to an Enhanced practitioner after 20 mins. Make it make sense.

#personal #life #work #nhs #surgery #anaesthetics #healthcare #qualified life #on going saga of my health

[botaniqueer]

The other moral of Scavengers Reign is that, while nature in all its beauty can often be brutal and seem cruel, do not despair– for it also contains so many Little Guys.

#Scavengers Reign #alex says words #I love living things that are just little guys!! #Some of them are pettable and don't result in getting bitten even! #When I lived along the waterside I'd be able to just go and pick up a nudibranch at low tide #I think globular cactuses also qualify as Little Guys #I want to study alien life so I can continue to discover more of them

[spacedace]

So like...Danny as Ghost King getting to help sort people into the correct/prefered afterlives, and talking with all the Justice League peeps to figure out what they want/where they want to go ahead of time like it's a pension plan or like he's a Travel Agent.

Like he gives tours around various afterlives around the Ghost Zone, offers up different "packages" they can choose from.

"With the Ghost Package you can come back to the living realm, but you will be locked in with an Obsession - it's not as bad as it sounds, but we can go into more detail later on what it entails if you're interested - and you will be bound to a particular Haunt. Also my parents might try to capture and experiment on you."

"Unfortunately you don't apply for the Revenant package due to how many times you've already died and come back, but I *can* get you set up with one of our Reincarnation representatives if returning to the living world is something you are interested in."

"Guardian Spirit is a popular choice, so there is a bit of a waiting time in terms of getting paperwork processed, but if you sign up for it now while you're still alive all that can be done ahead of time and you can jump right in once you pass on. You will need to make sure you regularly update the list of who you will be watching over considering your propensity for adoption."

#dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #justice league #after life planning agent Danny #Danny: If there are any deities or higher powers you want to talk to after you die let me know #Danny: of course you're allowed to beat the shit out of a god in your afterlife thats like half the fun of being dead #The Infinite Realms: Where Your Afterlife Choices are Infinite #call your local half dead boy god king today to see what Afterlives you qualify for today #(Infinite Realms is not responsible if you are content with your death and afterlife only and your living loved ones - #- bring you back to life out of grief and desperation only to find that you have come back changed.) #danny fenton #ghost king danny

[bookshelfpassageway]

with all due affection i am taking the word "twink" away from the Captain Laserhawk fandom until it can be used responsibly

#my posts #captain laserhawk #dolph laserhawk is a literal supersoldier! he is shredded! his shoulders are drawn twice the width of his hips! look at his tits! #alex is bigger sure but That's Not A Twink Guys #he is also Very Sad but thats not a bodytype #source: i'm gay #its ok to find not-twinks hot and compelling too #expand your horizons. become a connoisseur of different kinds of men. #...im trying to think if anyone here would qualify as a twink and im not sure they do #Rayman is a talk show host with a cushy life and but also he is a little potbelly shaped to me #Bullfrog is a DEX build through and through. That said he would need some amount of power to stab or strangle things meaningfully #he does much athletics even if he is a tiny guy and would need less strength to do what he does with his bodyweight. so it's a tossup ymmv

[tadpolebobatea]

Day 4 - Favourite UMA

It’s the guy! Can’t believe it’s like one of the first few umas we meet, hes just a little (big) guy

I’m in love with the decision to personify the universal concept of kindness as a huge fucking orca. You could not make this shit up. Well. You could, if you’re Tozuka.

(picked kain bc I'm already drawing spring this week and i love sea creatures. have beef with the sea itself but the critters are good)

Looking at this drawing i think kain is still too small?

#uu kain #uma kindness #i follow cats rule that a stick figure with dot qualifies as tella #so i will tag him #uu tella #undead unluck #undead unluck spoilers #uuweek2024 #I’ll be real. this drawing is not my best work. but i knew tomorrows was gonna suck the life out of me #so i was in power saving mode

[diana-thyme]

In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, I wanted to make some coloring pages for the Theoi! Here’s Aphrodite and Hera! Pay what you want, with the price starting at $0. As of now, Aphrodite and Hera are the only ones up, but I plan to make more! The actual designs come from either historical art or statues. Available here.

#nothing much but i couldn’t for the life of me find coloring pages for them #so #yeah but completely free but you can pay if you’d like #it’s not required though #figured i’d share them on Valentine’s Day! #deities #hellenism #helpol #hellenic #hellenic pagan #hellenic polytheism #hellenic polytheist #hellenic community #hellenic deities #does this qualify as spam tagging.. idrk #who knows who knows