#quality english

[rustchild]

desperately craving weird surrealist arthurania. Knights with no faces wandering through the mists. Seams between Christian and pre-Christian Britain gaping like open wounds. Beafts and visions. Maybe a monk. Maybe the monk is gay

#This post brought to you by remembering that The Green Knight exists #and longing to live in the alternate universe where it launched a whole genre of high quality queer indie arthurania retellings #craving themes of guilt honor repression wildness etc etc #bonus points if it includes critique of the whole divine right of kings English empire imaginary that can accompany Arthur retellings #I would write it myself but alas! I have no brain #Mine

[dormatheus]

smthn smthn dying for the one you love isn't the same as being a sacrificial lamb, idk how to explain it

I have many thougts about the lamb and their relationship towards prophecies...

Someday I'll learn to be consistent on how I draw the lamb, but that day ain't today lmao

-💊

#also pls forgive my shitty english lmao wow.... damn #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #cotl lamb #true devotion #cotl toww #cotl #💊💊💊 #quality is shiiiiit bc i work with very tiny doodleeeess ripppp

[faygos]

did this doodle of jade and jake cause there is simply not enough art of these goobers together!!!!

#jade harley #jake english #homestuck #classic homestuck #whomstve #dear tumblr please dont eat the image quality #crosses fingers

[scealaiscoite]

bodyguard/protectee prompts ˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍊 ꒱

-ˏˋ. dialogue ˊˎ-

⋆ “um, look- i know i’m only meant to be here for you in a professional capacity, but if you ever need anything i’m here for you.”

⋆ “come on, just admit it- i’m starting to grow on you, aren’t i?”

⋆ “since when does your job extend to giving me relationship advice?” “it doesn’t, but i wouldn’t be able to live with myself if i didn’t at least try to tell you how much more you deserve than that idiot.”

⋆ “don’t tell your coworkers, but you’re my favourite.”

⋆ “i know it’s like your job or whatever, but i- i’ve never had anyone protect me like that before. so, uh- thanks, i guess.”

⋆ “don’t worry. i’m not going to tell anyone that my big bad bodyguard like to be the little spoon.”

⋆ “i think if you let people see this side of you more often, you wouldn’t have any need for me.”

⋆ “we’re gonna be in this car for eight hours! you’re not gonna combust if you speak to me more than one word at a time.”

-ˏˋ. actions / scenarios ˊˎ-

⋆ while the protectee is in the process of overworking themselves, the bodyguard reluctantly steps in to make them take a break

⋆ after an event that shakes the protectee, the bodyguard silently takes their hand and doesn’t let go until they’re safe again

⋆ the bodyguard gets injured in the process of coming between the protectee and a physical threat and, in a panic, the protectee fusses over them as they gingerly tend to their wounds

⋆ after overhearing a personal argument that leaves the protectee upset, a very out-of-their-depth bodyguard tries their best to comfort them

⋆ whilst trying to cheer up a downtrodden protectee, the otherwise stoneyfaced bodyguard divulges the first pieces of personal information they’ve ever given to anyone on the job

⋆ during an overnight protection detail, the bodyguard finds themselves keeping company to an insomniac protectee

⋆ one finally building up the courage to ask the other out on a date once their professional relationship is over

#i will never not go insane for this trope i’m such a sucker for some quality protective enemies to lovers nonsense #also i’m not entirely sure if protectee is an actual correct english word but it was all i could think of to use 😭😭 #bodyguard prompts #bodyguard au #protective prompts #prompts #prompt list #writing prompts #writing exercise #dialogue prompts #rp meme #otp prompts #otp meme #enemies to lovers #enemies to lovers prompts #fluff prompts #imagine your otp #inbox meme

[bloobydabloob]

Big time celebs

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #dirk strider #hs fanart #dirkjake #jake english #blooby posting #Perspective is iffy… but I am tired. Not fixing it #I just ate the best pizza ever by the way. #I put like an entire bowl of mozzarella on it basically #It was “the bomb” #Also made banana muffins #They’re pretty good. It’s true #Why did this upload in such low quality man. It won’t let me fix it. I give up

[sernik-z-dzemem]

wake up guys, new shadowheart + lae’zel template just dropped.

#shit photo quality but you get the gist #lae’zel bg3 #lae'zel #laezel #devora wilde #shadowheart #shadowheart bg3 #jennifer english #mcm comic con #mcm london #comic con

[rute-me]

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

Ok its really bad (my poor bad camera)

Just posting this and letting u all know my requests are open! So feel free to hit my request box <:)

That's all bruh.

#stardew valley #sdv harvey #harvey stardew valley #stardew valley harvey #shane stardew valley #shane sdv #stardew valley shane #elliot stardew valley #elliott stardew valley #stardew valley elliot #sorry bad english #and bad photo quality #rute_meart

[myfreddyfazbearshinz]

a whole bunch of pesterquest transparents of the kiddos (also mspa reader is there too)

#homestuck #dave strider #john egbert #mspa reader #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #jane crocker #ask to tag #jake english #transparents #homestuck transparents #pesterquest #pesterquest transparent #tumblr please don't ruin the quality of these #I will cry #omg a hit post #1k #2k

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

watched Grease the other night with my buddy and. well. obviously i Had To

#this was a good warm up i think. kinda low quality cause its Small and Not Much Effort Went Into It #but i think the fuzziness adds to the charm. or something like that #ive always loved greasers as a concept and general Thing #anyway now im Thinking about what everyone's 'roles' would be #i think the little greaser group would be wally / sally / barnaby #except theyre the most unconventional greasers ever #sally is all bark and no bite. barnaby is no bark and no bite. wally is just there to look pretty #i think theyd fold frank into the group eventually due to Witnessing His Knack For Violence #i can picture them mostly hanging around a diner #where they all share the single milkshake they can collectively afford #scribble garnish #welcome home #in middle school i absolutely adored the outsiders #we even did a thing for the class where we were assigned 'greaser' or 'soc' and i was So Fucking Delighted to get greaser #assigned greaser by 8th grade english class #got to dress up and everything. i had a blast. so gender. #during that time i would even sit there in class thinking 'i was born in the wrong generation'. delusional? yes #one of my ocs is even a fuckin. universe-hopping assassin greaser #their vibe.... 50s punk... #loved the movie btw. made next to no sense. very charming

[cringefail-clown]

5’11 dirk vs 3’3 jake whos winning

no comment

#this is sucha fucking awful quality im so sorry BAHAHAHA #homestuck #dirk strider #jake english #dirkjake

[backfromtwitterforw]

Pomme's diary found in the place she was with Richas (30 first pages)

Day 117

We walked for so long, longer than a day.

Chayanne thinks we'll be safe if we're far enough. I doubt that, because no matter what threatened us manage to find my secured bunker 200 000 blocks away, and even succeded to get into my room to put its letter. Honestly, I think we'll never be really safe anywhere.

Chayanne was panicking so much that we didn't even have time to prepare stuff before leaving. I tried to talk him out ot it, but they were all already gone and I couldn't leave them alone.

At least, I had the reflex to take one of my scythe. And fortunately so.

During our journey, I had to fight a lot of monsters. It's a miracle we all survived without armor or anything else.

We weren't far from death on multiple occasions.

I'll protect them no matter what.

That's a promise.

Day 118

We could build a little improvised camp. We're exhausted from the walk we had, we don"t have alot but it's better than nothing. The most important for now is to survive.

Dapper made a small makeshift field and planted seeds and potatoeshe had collected along the way, while we prepared tools and cut wood.

Tallulah played the flute to try to confort us and give us courage. She even leanred one of my favorite songs on the flute to try to make me smile again.

We make progress, slowly but surely.

Day 119

I think each one of us has tools now. We continued to gather ressources, especially trying to find enough food for everyone, because Dapper's field is not enough. But we didn't have great success, we have to be comptent with the bare minimum. We'll try to build a small shelter tomorrow.

It's hard to do anything because we are all exhausted from the trip. We found materiel to make sleeping bags, so they will finally be able to rest in better conditions.

I'll try to stand guard and watch over them during the night.

Day 120

We were able to start the construction of a small makeshift shelter. It doesn't look great but at least we have something to be protected now.

Truth be told, I haven't slept in a few days, I cannot allow myself to sleep.

We could be attacked at any time, by monsters or by the thing that threatened us. I'm scared it may trace our steps.

On multiple occasions, Chayanne asked me on multiple occasions to share the watch during the night, but I refused systematically.

I'd rather let him rest, and watch over Tallulah during the day. He's the one she trusts the most, he needs to be there to for her, and to protect her.

But I feel the tiredness winning over me.

I fight against exhaution as hard as I can, but I can see my reaction time and my moves becoming slower.

Day 121

The shelter is almost done, I'm so proud of them. They never let themselves be overwhelmed by fear and they do their maximum for everyone to be safe. We watch over one antother and that warms my heart to see it.

On the other side, food is continuously missing.

It soon gonna become a huge problem if we don't find a solution, we won't be able to hold much longer with the ressources we actually have...

I believe it's been a week I haven't slept, I'm trying to stay awake with always being busy. As soon as I am not, I feel my eyes closing by themselves.

It's especially difficult during the night. I spend them looking at the campfire crackling and making sure it doesn't extinguish by itself. We found material to make a lighter, so I play with it to pass the time: I found out the burning feeling is particularly effective to wake me up.

I miss my parents. I miss them excruciatingly.

It's so hard that they're not here with us. I regret all the time that we couldn't leave any note, any letter. They must be terribly worried for us, i feel terribly guilty...

I hope they won't resent us...

Day 122

Dapper amost died.

Dapper.

Almost.

Died.

We were talking about the pending lack of food, and he suggested we could explore the surroundings to find something to eat. I know exploring is something he adores, and he knows better than anyone the different kinds of existing ressources, so I also thought it was a good idea.

I suggested to come with him, but i assured me I didn't have to worry about him, that it wouldn't take him long to come back, and that it would be better for me to stay with the others to watch over them. So, I accepted. I trusted him.

But he went to fight against a skeleton. Or at least, what looked like a normal skeleton, but it wasn't one; this one had an armor and was able to shoot arrows at an abnormal speed, in addition to having knockback.

He thought it was a normal skeleton and attacked. But the skeleton was stronger and knocked him off.

I ran.

I ran so fast, every second mattered.

He cannot die, not like this, not now.

If he dies, I'll never forgive myself.

I managed to find him, and I could finish the skeleton off.

I ran to him to save him, just in time.

With tears in my eyes, I asked if he was ok and why he wanted to attack that monster way to strong for us even though we have no armor and barely any defense.

He just answered that he wanted bones to make bonemill, to speed up the growth of the seeds in the field. And also because he wanted to make a bone mask for Chayanne, since he didn't have his fetish skull.

He was so nonchalant in explaining it all, as if he didn't care about being do close to death.

#i love pomme's diairies so I thought maybe others love them too #since it wasn't a goos rp time to read it for Baghera i gathered the screens i could #sorry for the quality #english is not my first language #so sorry for the mistakes #qsmp #qsmp pomme #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #qsmp dapper #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp leo #qsmp eggs #purgatory 2 lore

[fulgurbugs]

after making my roommate rewatch jjba with me now in retaliation she’s making me watch one piece with her (SHES DOWN TO REWATCH THE WHOLE THING, CERTIFIED INSANE WOMAN) and let me tell you. i legit cannot watch long series without watching with someone else because it’s just way more fun to watch with someone. i need to constantly commentate on the stupid bullshit happening i guess

#we’re out of east blue and i think we stopped yesterday just before little garden #anyways there have been some rules that have established themselves as we go #number 1. if someone’s bare feet are on screen you have to point it out #number 2. if a character is really low quality in the back you also have to mention it #number 3. every arc there will be an insanely stupid looking character who you must insist is the hottest character so far #number 4. make fun of sanji at every opportunity #like it’s so bad but it’s so fun to watch with her #and the english dub is legit pretty funny so #rn the main offenders of rule 3 are fucking. #buggy and that one of arlongs minions with the really long lips #fish guy with long lips who lost to fuckin usopp he is best character in my heart ❤️

[ancestral-steppe]

left 4 dead + l4d2 discs

#couldn’t find a good quality pic of the english l4d2 disc so enjoy the bri’ish one #left 4 dead #left 4 dead 2 #l4d #valve #pc #xbox 360 #disc #2008 #2009 #2000s #shantien uploads

[retracexcviii]

I don't know what to say

EDIT: I already changed the quality of the pages + added the translated Omake

#vanitas no carte #vnc #the case study of vanitas #spoilers #memoire 61 #english #also #the quality is hell #I'm sorry #i will try to fix it asap #in 1-2 days #edit #already done #for real mangaup quality is bullshit #i bought the chapter in Rakuten Kobo #and woah #the difference

[gg-ladybug]

I’ve been thinking nonstop about a post @nouverx made on March 3rd where Alastor asks “what country” the ace aro flag was, and my brain naturally made a meme about it.

Rosie jump-scared him with it one night in the December of 2016, and he said yes for the sake of his sanity (post 1933 world maps are hard, okay)

#AceAro Alastor but the flavour where he dosent actually know what that means #based on a true story #FOR A BRIEF TIME (MINUTES) I THOUGHT ACE ARO WAS A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING ENGLISH #AS IN ANGLOSAXEON #i was a fool #a friendly neighbourhood Ace Aro blogger channeling myself through the evil-adjacent deer man #ft a reference to the ORIGINAL AceAro flag post #and some historical references for 1930’s flavour #tumblr has assassinated my quality so click for clearer text #everyone be quiet about the line art— I drew with my hand on my phone #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel season 1 #hazbin #alastor #hazbin hotel rosie #alastor and rosie #hazbin rosie #platonic #asexual memes #aromantic memes #acearo #asexual aromantic #asexual #aromantic #asexual alastor #f

[4525yaoi]

awkward first date

#what is that quality bro 😭😭😭 i hate tungle so much. #i still dont know how to draw james waa #uuuh i stole that harry outfit from shattered memories #the romantic dinner place?...oh u know...costco #also sorry for bad english aghhh #si fueran chilenos seria en el jumbo #sundermason #silent hill #harry mason #james sunderland #treqaww