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immaculatasknight · 2 months
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They can run, but they can't hide
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chaossmith2 · 7 months
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Twitter users: Heh, if you block me that means I win 😏😏
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singh-r · 6 months
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https://www.secondmedic.com/blogs/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-quarantine
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agueforts · 1 year
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A storytelling moment I love in Glass Onion is the throat spray. It works in the metanarrative as an excuse to not have any of the actors wear masks despite the setting, but it works in story too.
We're assuming this is set in late 2020 due to the Among Us popularity, so we're looking at peak first wave pandemic. The fact Miles has a throat spray that can, through some magic, stop the transmission of Covid for at least 4 days at the height of its spread, and the fact that, evidently, he has made no effort to mass distribute it, means either
1. This thing hasn't passed FDA approval and Miles still felt comfortable giving it to his 'friends', foreshadowing his apathy towards regulation and safety standards with Klear.
2. He's a selfish arsehole.
Both work.
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peridyke · 5 months
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my roommate told me to clip this sgt frog bit that we were losing it over so here you go
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eg515 · 1 year
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Glass Onion was so real for having a bunch of A-lister actors and celebs in tiny minor 10-second roles all throughout the movie. Hugh Grant as Benoit's... husband? butler? roommate? amazing. Ethan Hawke as "Efficient Man"? I expected him to join the group on the boat, but then I honestly forgot about him until the credits. Joseph Gordon-Lewitt as the voice of the hourly "Dong"? wouldn't be the same without him. I thought Jackie Hoffman would be in the whole movie? still iconic though. Natasha Lyonne, Serena Williams, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Yo-Yo Ma, Stephen Sondheim all playing themselves for maybe a minute? Angela Lansbury had a guest appearance at one point?? honestly, love that for them, this is what all movies should be like
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radiojamming · 16 days
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Happy anniversary to the time during quarantine when I made the tiniest pizzas.
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immaculatasknight · 2 months
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Alternate universe
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kiwinatorwaffles · 7 months
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baldsuma part 3: end my misery
part 1, part 2
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whyoneartheven · 5 months
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there are so many "if this gets (insert number) notes i'll do something productive/good for me!" but has there ever been one where someone goes
if this gets 10k notes i'll slap myself in the face
i suppose i'm wondering
would people be so eager to reblog if it would cause something slightly unpleasant?
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latenightagain · 2 months
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i am thrilled every time someone evolves this one and says "wait that wasn't a smiling mouth?? it was all eyes this whole time??"
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prismatic-et-al · 1 year
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I don’t think we’re examining closely enough the smalltalk helen and philip must have made while they were waiting for benoit to get out of the bath and dressed. what did they talk about. did philip offer her his homemade bread. did helen accept it. was it burned.
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