- They're pirate royalty. If the Republic of Pirates were Us Weekly, they’d always be on the cover.
- That one there is Stede Bonnet. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Lucius went treasure hunting with her last year.
- She bought a map to find an orange.
- That little one there is Zheng Yi Sao.
- She’s totally rich because she conquered all of China.
- Zheng Yi Sao recruits everyone. She knows everything about everyone.
- That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of dead enemies.
- And babygirl takes a human form in Edward Teach. Don’t be fooled, because she may seem like your typical drinking, backstabbing, toe-cutting dirtbag. But in reality, she’s so much more than that.
- She’s Captain Blackbeard. A star. Those other two are just her little workers.
- Edward Teach. How do I even begin to explain Edward Teach?
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all the baldur’s gate 3 companion storylines. is just loving someone enough to break them free from the cycle. understanding that what they think they want isn’t good for them. valuing their character more than their power.
I think everyone needs to come together and congratulate DBK (and the rest of the Demon Bull family) for being the only ones to just give up. They DID quit while they were ahead. It's the only reason they're still alive.
Dude I got mad on reddit under a thread where they were talking about why people don’t like Ky (the OP was asking to try and understand the memes). Everyone was trying to dunk on Ky, nobody was answering the question with anything but repeated memes. I got sidetracked talking about Dizzy and Ky memes…they’re deep characters I promise!! Aaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Honest to god the worst thing that can happen to a fandom is when the memes completely overwrite the canon lore/personality of a character. They don't even know that Sol was lowkey terrified of Ky during the Crusades because of how bloodthirsty for Gear blood Ky was before meeting Dizzy and realizing that he was killing intelligent beings. Or that Ky was willing to risk everything, seriously, to protect her. Why don't more people pick on him for his teacup collection the same way people constantly bring up Sol's Sheer Heart Attack record, also
i hate john wells for so many things but him going from PADDY MAGUIRE WHO LOVES HIS DAUGHTER (MANDY) MORE THAN ANYTHING AND HAS A GAY TWIN BROTHER WHOSE WEDDING HE HELPED PAY FOR AND BOUGHT MICKEY A BRIGHT PINK LIMO to TERRY MILKOVICH WHO IS A LITERAL NAZI AND SA’D HIS DAUGHTER AND TRIED TO KILL HIS GAY SON (MICKEY AND MANDY) I CAN NEVER FORGIVE
thought abt focalors + tsaritsa sagau fic bc it'd be funny as hell to throw them in a room together but now its actually got me thinking a little too much.......similar but only in the barest sense and complete opposites..one of them fearing celestia and the other trying to bring celestia down.
I realized
All this stuff we've been doing to ourselves, bottling up our feelings and living with a mentally unhealthy routine, saying that "It's easier somehow".
We're like Claudia.
Performing dark magic because it "Has to be done" to save her father, protect her family. And she didn't win in the end. Her spells always failed after a while. And what happened to Viren, embodying dark magic his entire life and realizing the truth only at his death. You get what I'm saying? The stuff that humans aren't supposed to do to themselves is like dark magic.
We gotta try primal magic. Callum found a way. There's always that pure way. Primal magic will probably save you from the bottom of the ocean (or the bottom of your shower). Primal magic is expressing your feelings, acknowledging what needs to be acknowledged like the inability to control everything in the ocean.
Dark magic is going to eventually kill us.
Let's figure out how to use primal magic.
“SO BASICALLY THIS KID GETS HIS POWERS BY SAVING HIS CHILDHOOD FRIEND AND FORMS A COMPLEX RIVALRY WITH HIM DESPITE THEIR BAD HISTORY WHICH LEADS THEM TO CONSTANTLY STRIVE TO OUT-DO EACH OTHER IN THE PRESTIGIOUS HERO SCHOOL BUT THEIR OBSESSION WITH THE OTHER NARRATIVELY COMES OFF AS ROMANTIC SINCE THEIR DYNAMIC HAS AN OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF PARALLELS TO OTHER CANON COUPLES THROUGHOUT HISTORY AND—“
[Caption: gifs from Shadow and Bone. Alina, overcoming an attack by a woman who infiltrates Nikolai’s coronation, uses the cut against her: a move typical from Shadow Summoners like the Darkling. This cuts her torso in a diagonal line, killing her and stopping her attack against every guest. Alina looks at her gloved hands in shock as black smoke comes from them. She looks up, as the guests begin to recover, still lying on the floors. The camera closes in on her, showing her in an elegant dress, with jewelry and wearing a crown; a small smile appears on her face, ominous.]