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veliseraptor · 6 months
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how the fuck am I supposed to get up and go to work in these conditions
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Ernest Normand - Queen Vashti deposed, 1890.
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louderfade · 11 months
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Vashti Refuses the King's Summons (1879) by Edwin Long
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spokanefavs · 1 year
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7 Eunuchs: Your majesty, we have orders from the King to bring you down to court.
Vashti: Why’d he send you? King of Persia doesn’t have the balls to face me himself?
Eunuchs:
Vashti: Too soon?
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It's not a Purim Spiel unless Esther is a drag queen.
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Queen Vashti Deposed
1 Now it came to pass in the days of Ahasuerus, (this is Ahasuerus which reigned, from India even unto Ethiopia, over an hundred and seven and twenty provinces:)
2 That in those days, when the king Ahasuerus sat on the throne of his kingdom, which was in Shushan the palace,
3 In the third year of his reign, he made a feast unto all his princes and his servants; the power of Persia and Media, the nobles and princes of the provinces, being before him:
4 When he shewed the riches of his glorious kingdom and the honour of his excellent majesty many days, even an hundred and fourscore days.
5 And when these days were expired, the king made a feast unto all the people that were present in Shushan the palace, both unto great and small, seven days, in the court of the garden of the king's palace;
6 Where were white, green, and blue, hangings, fastened with cords of fine linen and purple to silver rings and pillars of marble: the beds were of gold and silver, upon a pavement of red, and blue, and white, and black, marble.
7 And they gave them drink in vessels of gold, (the vessels being diverse one from another,) and royal wine in abundance, according to the state of the king.
8 And the drinking was according to the law; none did compel: for so the king had appointed to all the officers of his house, that they should do according to every man's pleasure.
9 Also Vashti the queen made a feast for the women in the royal house which belonged to king Ahasuerus.
10 On the seventh day, when the heart of the king was merry with wine, he commanded Mehuman, Biztha, Harbona, Bigtha, and Abagtha, Zethar, and Carcas, the seven chamberlains that served in the presence of Ahasuerus the king,
11 To bring Vashti the queen before the king with the crown royal, to shew the people and the princes her beauty: for she was fair to look on.
12 But the queen Vashti refused to come at the king's commandment by his chamberlains: therefore was the king very wroth, and his anger burned in him.
13 Then the king said to the wise men, which knew the times, (for so was the king's manner toward all that knew law and judgment:
14 And the next unto him was Carshena, Shethar, Admatha, Tarshish, Meres, Marsena, and Memucan, the seven princes of Persia and Media, which saw the king's face, and which sat the first in the kingdom;)
15 What shall we do unto the queen Vashti according to law, because she hath not performed the commandment of the king Ahasuerus by the chamberlains?
16 And Memucan answered before the king and the princes, Vashti the queen hath not done wrong to the king only, but also to all the princes, and to all the people that are in all the provinces of the king Ahasuerus.
17 For this deed of the queen shall come abroad unto all women, so that they shall despise their husbands in their eyes, when it shall be reported, The king Ahasuerus commanded Vashti the queen to be brought in before him, but she came not.
18 Likewise shall the ladies of Persia and Media say this day unto all the king's princes, which have heard of the deed of the queen. Thus shall there arise too much contempt and wrath.
19 If it please the king, let there go a royal commandment from him, and let it be written among the laws of the Persians and the Medes, that it be not altered, That Vashti come no more before king Ahasuerus; and let the king give her royal estate unto another that is better than she.
20 And when the king's decree which he shall make shall be published throughout all his empire, (for it is great,) all the wives shall give to their husbands honour, both to great and small.
21 And the saying pleased the king and the princes; and the king did according to the word of Memucan:
22 For he sent letters into all the king's provinces, into every province according to the writing thereof, and to every people after their language, that every man should bear rule in his own house, and that it should be published according to the language of every people. — Esther 1 | King James Version (KJV) The King James Version Bible is in the public domain. Cross References: Judges 16:25; 1 Samuel 28:23; 1 Kings 1:46; 1 Chronicles 12:32; Ezra 4:6; Esther 2:1; Esther 2:17; Esther 3:12; Esther 7:7-8; Esther 8:8-9; Daniel 6:8; Matthew 4:24; Matthew 18:10; Mark 6:21; Ephesians 5:22
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Friday August 5th 2022 👑 Read Esther 1 👑 The removal of queen Vashti 👑🔯🔯🔯🔯🙏 . . . . . . . . . . . #biblejounal #biblejournalingcommunity #journalingbible #bibletime #biblegram #prayerjournal #biblestudy #biblestudymoments #illustratedfaith #blessedishe #blessedisshe #faithjourney #christianinsparation #livebygrace #trustinhim #givemejesus #jesusandcoffee #giveittogod #hopewriters #seekgod #faithblogger #godsword #verseoftheday #jesusislord #intheword #youversion
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Have people who are calling Vashti a feminist girlboss read the same Megillah as me cause last time I checked she was a vile antisemite who would deliberately go out of her way to be awful to Jewish women and girls and I mean AWFUL awful
If you really want a girlboss to look up to I’d suggest none other than the one who saved our people from LITERAL GENOCIDE, Queen Esther, you can’t get more girlboss than Esther
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gallup24 · 4 months
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My theory is the Fibonacci code is used in S2. Here's the first part. The meta is biblically heavy.
I was pretty sure there was a second part when I posted the first.
*Strongly suggest reading part 1 first. There's been edits since first posting.
Possible spoilers ahead.
Ready?
"Let there be matter, let there be gravity. Let there be everything from pages 11 to 3,000,602 inclusive."
The first part of the hidden code is in the 11 to 3,000,602.
I have the inability to Let Well Enough Alone. I thought there might be more to discover.
Part 2 of Fibonacci is looking where the numbers aren't.
It's in the 1 to 10.
It's not the Fibonacci code, but the Fibonacci Sequence. The numbers correspond with chapters from the Bible telling a story.
The first Fibonacci sequence is 1.
First book in the Bible is the Book of Moses, called Genesis. Genesis is where our Angel and Serpent do shenanigans.
But it's also The Beginning where all the fun starts. And the Falling.
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Original post and rb
The 10th Fibonacci sequence is 55.
55th book of the Bible is Timothy. It's the second Epistle of Paul to Timothy. "He is writing to Timothy as he is “chained like a criminal” (2:9) and has been accused of a crime that is punishable by death."
There is also Psalm 55 which is the prayer by someone who is being unjustly harassed and been betrayed by a freind. See image above.
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Just who did the right and who did the wrong? Embarrassed silence indeed. Those "I forgive you"s might hit differently in S3.
I had thought Strong's Concordance might apply to the 1-10. @maufungi found other potential nifty ways to apply the Concordance.
If you look, you get some great words like Abbadon, who's angel name was Muriel (thank you @kayleefanjak for pointing out that nugget of wisdom) fruit, Aaron and other intriguing words. You also get a reference to Queen Vashti whose refusal to parade (maybe naked) before her king led to her banishment. Maybe check those out and see what conclusions you draw.
I thought about deleting this part of the meta, but nah.
There's a third part to the Fibonacci code clues.
I found it literally floating through Tumblr. Here's the post.
It's the book Crowley uses.
The book has a number on the front.
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And here we come to a screeching stop. Right before I posted this meta, I rechecked the nebula post just to be sure. @eybefioro this is why I was asking if you were sure on the number.
I can't confirm the damn number. So yeah, part 3 of this code is right there in its blurry golden celestial goodness.
I do not have the technical capabilities to get a clear image. If you do have that ability, can you pretty-please-with-sugar-on-top share the image?
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tanakhsexywoman · 1 year
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TANAKH SEXYWOMAN ULTIMATE POLL
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You've asked for it, so here you have it! The Tanakh Sexywoman Tumblr poll. (not affiliated with Tanakhsexyman)
-The pairings have been randomly generated.
-Sexual assault victims like Tamar bat David and Dina are not included, because it teeters on victim-blaming to call them sexy, even in jest.
Round 1:
Deborah vs. Vashti
Batsheba vs. Serah daughter of Asher
Queen of Sheba vs. Sarah
Rahab vs. Jezebel
The anthropomorphized Jerusalem in Lamentations vs. Tzipporah
Jephthah's daughter vs. Whoever Song of Songs was written about
Eve vs. Pharaoh's daughter
Ruth vs. Potiphar's wife
Rachel vs. Huldah
Naomi vs. Abigail
Zelophehad's daughters vs. Tamar
Gomer vs. Jael
Hannah vs. Jochebed
Hagar vs. Delilah
The Witch of Endor vs. Queen Esther
Miriam vs. Abishag
*The polls will go live at 9:00 AM 2/8 EST*
Happy voting!
Round Two List
Round Three List
Semifinals
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veliseraptor · 7 months
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i need to get out of bed. but unfortunately
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official-lauchzwiebel · 4 months
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Tag game by @genxrocker ! Pick a song for each letter of your URL, and then tag that many people!
Thanks for tagging me @get-the-cheese-to-sickbay ! :)
My url has quite a lot of letters, so buckle up buckaroos! I'm giving you a little tour >:)
O - Opernboogie by Georg Kreisler 😎
F - Funny How Love Is by Queen
F - Francesca by Hozier
I - If You'll Have Me by Paul Englishby (Part of the soundtrack of 'Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day' - highly recommend!)
C - Ciaccona (I&II) by L'Arpeggiata, Christina Pluhar
I - Iris's Song For Us by Vashti Bunyan
A - Ae Fond Kiss by The Corries
L - Let's Call The Whole Thing Off by Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong
L - Lippen Schweigen (Waltz Song - The Merry Widow) by Franz Lehár, sung by Richard Tauber
A - Ankomme Freitag, den 13. by Reinhard Mey
U - (Ummmm, Oh Yeah) Dearest by Buddy Holly
C - Cha Cha Cha by Käärijä
H - Humoresque Nr. 8 by Antonín Dvořák
Z - Zeugnistag by Reinhard Mey
W - While Gamekeepers Lie Sleeping by June Tabor
I - I'm Fine by Daisy the Great
E - Everybodee Who's Anybodee by Cole Porter
B - Back That Azz Up by JUVENILE, Lil Wayne, Mannie Fresh
E - Ein ehrenwertes Haus by Udo Jürgens
L - Leaving on a Jet Plane by John Denver
If you're seeing this, consider yourself tagged!!
Addtionally, I'm tagging @brandybradyrandyandyndy @caressthosecheekbones @liebelesbe @chaotic-carnifex @vosquitransitis @momdailykos @itsfantasticallyhomoerotic @luminatingsatan @basilikum7 @wolfossum @thefebruaryfriday @schlauhonk @joghurtbrot @gaytomatic
Of course, only do it if you want to :)
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jewish-unicorn · 5 days
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thotsandpreyers · 1 year
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🍹✡️🎭It’s Purim🎭🔯🍻 and by royal DICKcree 👑🍆🫦Queen HadASSah 👸🏽🍑😏 wants you to party 🎊🥳🎉 dress up 🦹🎭🤠 make some noise 👏🎭🗣️ as you and spin on uncle Mordecai’s thick grogger 😵‍💫🌀😌 beat up some antisemites like that bitch boy Haman 👊🤼🤕 and drink 🍺 DRinK 🍻DRINK 🥂🍾🍷LOTS more till you can’t tell right 😇 from wrong 😈 send 💌📭 this 🤳📲 to 1️⃣4️⃣ of the naughtiest 🔻hamantASSchen hoes🔺 you know 🍪🍯🥮 get back 0️⃣ and like prude Vashti 🙄😒 girl bye 👋 you’re exiled 😔 get back 7️⃣ and all the girls, boys, and theys will want to eat your cookie 🙈👄🍪 get back all 1️⃣4️⃣ and some special mishloach MANot from DADDY will be cumming your way tonight 🍆💦😛
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maayan00sh · 6 months
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some more Biblical books that could be adapted into Good Omens minisodes:
Esther: it turns out that Queen Vashti was actually Crowley (explaining why in Jewish tradition she has a serpent's tale) and Aziraphale is one of the king's advisors trying to keep him from making terrible decisions (like killing Vashti-Crowley when she disobeys him)
Ruth: Aziraphale is one of Boaz's laborers and points out to him how virtuous and kind Ruth is, Crowley is one of Naomi's old lady friends who seeds the idea of Ruth trying to seduce Boaz, and Aziraphale maybe helps out because they HAVE to get together, King David is going to descend from them!
Song of Songs: Aziraphale and Crowley hang out and have sex in a field of lilies
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