#queer shit

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

ENORMOUS shout-out to the lovely @stinastar for pointing me towards Grandpa's Swamp on Etsy and helping me find this shirt that is SO PERFECT it's like it was made specifically just for me

#it goes extremely well with my BE MERRY dagger #Why yes i WILL be gay #and i AM merry!!! #queer shit #gay knights #knights

[whatsnewalycat]

#sigh #bisexual #bi bi bi #queer shit

[hellomagicalsouls]

it has been pointed out to me that Viktor only spent roughly a month or so in the 60s.

not only did he fall in love, he also convinced Sissy to pack up and leave her shit ass husband for him.

that's real queer people shit.

the u haul was u hauling

#the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #viktor hargreeves #sissy cooper #sissy x viktor #queer shit #u haul babies #i love it #they didnt waste any time #any time at all #tua s2 #umbrella academy s2 #the umbrella academy s2

[liannaedgelord]

chaser drake be like "got my heart broke by a dog girl from cap hill/ ain't enough cheese for me to swallow that pill"

#queer shit #shitpost #chaser #drake #why did i do this #capitol hill

[cyberr-v0id]

‘We need weirder queers’ y’all can’t even handle genderfluid lesbians, be real with yourself

#cyberr speaks #queer #lgbtq #lgbt #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia #lgbtq community #gay #lesbian #lesbianstuff #lesbian stuff #lesbianism #queer shit #queer stuff #genderfluid #genderfluid pride #genderfluidstuff #genderfluid stuff #queer acceptance #genderfluid lesbian #genderfluid shit

[thirddagger]

Watching X Files (s1ep10, specifically, I'm new in town), thinking about how it's The most perfect blissfully queer media of all time and my mom goes "I don't like Mulder in glasses, he looks like a girl" and like. That Isn't a Problem

The collar oh my God. Butch lesbian Fox Mulder. He/him lesbian Fox Mulder. T4T Smulder (I have spoiled most of the show for myself, so yeah). I'm this close 🤏 to getting a Scully haircut. Both are gender goals and I have never been more bisexual. The love they have for each other is the queerest shit I've ever seen. They are gay for each other in ways I could only dream of achieving.

Not to mention aliens. The Queerness of Aliens !!!! The Other, the Third Kind. You're outside the binary and the norm around you, you're from another understanding and liberated from this one, you have the gift of another perspective. This is queer media and I am Nourished and Understood

#x files #fox mulder #dana scully #smulder #msr #x files spoilers #queer #queer shit #mulder and scully

[blood-and-better-honey]

found this book and this card was inside; needless to say i was crying in half price books

cards reads:

dear jamie, i’m sitting here at paradise cafe watching people and eating my cookie (love,love,love) thinking back when i was your age and all the boy problems. it’s one of those times when you wonder if you will ever find someone normal or thinks like you think. it was a time of growing and learning about yourself and what you want out of life. remember i moved 800 miles away from the (a family name and boys)(heehee) you really grow during these times. someday when you least expect it you will meet someone that you think he’s different >:) . but you need to be happy with you and your wonderful self. you have everything going for you and right now you are wonderful being you. so i don’t want you to think that something is wrong because this is all part of growing up and we all go through it. and in the long run it will make you well-rounded, and for sure to know what you want out of life, relationships, etc. i love you so much, mom

#i’m not fucking okay at all #holy fucking shit like i’m crying i’m crying i’m crying #i’m being so normal about this #queer #queer shit #lgbtq #books #gay #it speaks #actually tagging this one bc i want people to see it #if you need a reminder let this be yours that you are going through life and you will find your person (if you desire a person) and #and it will be wonderful

[aceing-on-the-cake]

*ahem*

Gayified

#that is all #queer #trans #transgender #pan #panromantic #queer shit

[hore4women]

THERE IS NO “STRAIGHT” EXPLANATION ABOUT SILENA BEAUREGARD AND CLARISSE LA RUE’S “FRIENDSHIP” AND ALSO PIPER MCLEAN AND ANNABETH CHASE’S “FRIENDSHIP”????

THESE BITCHES HAD INTENSE/WELL WRITTEN CHEMISTRY AND WERE IN LOVE. AND I ALWAYS HAD A FEELING WHEN I READ THE BOOKS AS A KID THAT THEY WERE FUCKING FRUITY.

CLARISSE AND SILENA??? THE FUCKING PARALLELS BETWEEN THE SONG OF ACHILLES AND RUEGARD???? GAY.

AS MUCH AS I LOVE PERCEBETH, THERE IS NO WAY THAT ANNABETH IS JUST STRAIGHT, HELLO??? BLOOD OF OLYMPUS??? GAY.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THERE IS NO STRAIGHT CHARACTERS IN THE PJO/HOO/TOA SERIES. THERE IS NOT A SINGLE STRAIGHT EXPLANATION FOR HOW INSANELY QUEER CODED A LOT OF THESE CHARACTERS WERE.

I AM WILLING TO DIE ON THAT HILL.

#lgbtqia #ruegard #clarisse la rue #silena beauregard #annabeth chase #piper mclean #pipabeth #these gays are trying to murder me #useless fucking lesbians #wlw shit #wlw #lesbians #bi representation #queer shit #queer coded as fuck #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #percy jackson #they were gay and in love your honor #and they were roommates #fucking gay people

[summerfire13]

The utterly uhinged rollercoaster of:

Straight > ally > queer/questioning > bisexual > greysexual > asexual > ✨aroace✨

And also:

Cis > ally > questioning > trans > genderqueer > ✨nonbinary/agender✨

I really took one look at the world and said: "No. No, thank you!"

#queer #lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbt #lgbtq community #pride #questioning #queer community #trans #transgender #enby #nonbinary #asexual #aromantic #aroace #personal #bisexual #transmasc #agender #queer shit #slay #genderqueer #greysexual #non binary

[livelaughlovechai]

The only person who needs to apologize is not daniel or emma but you ms JKR. You know why? Because so many queer kids growing up read YOUR books and looked up to you only for you to endager their lives. Fuck you. Daniel,emma,bonnie,rupert and whoever from the cast who has spoken against this bitch? I love you. But you, ms Terf? Fuck you.

#all is not well #fuck jkr #anti jkr #anti jk rowling #trans lives matter #trans lives are human lives #queer shit #emma watson #harry potter #hp #lgbtqia+ #once again #fuck #YOU #jkr #screw jkr

[cryngeisdead]

Finally posting my comic, Iosis, that I did for a collab zine about the undead. This year's been a struggle for me (and a lotta folks) re:gender shit in the states and I've been less than chill about it, so I decided to channel that into a comic about queer vampires.

One thing that may not be clear from my net presence is I've got the subtlety of a brick (insert Garth Marenghi shitpost here) but I'm really proud of how this turned out & I hope y'all enjoy it! Cheers to my beloved @bfleuter for tackling the shading on this one! <3

#comics #my art #crynge art #vampires #queer shit #gender feels #I just wanna wear a funny mustache you chuckle fucks #a toast to the catharsis of killing god

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

what straight people think coming out is: *long emotional monologue ending with hugs and tears*

what actually happened when I came out to my friends: "yeah I'm like actually bi or somethi-" "HA RUTHIE YOU OWE ME TEN DOLLARS"

#queer #lgbtq+ #lgbtq #lgbt #gay #bisexual #lesbian #bi #bi things #coming out #lgbtpeople #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #pride #lgbt pride #queer shit #queer things #queer stuff #gay shit #gay things #gay stuff

[liannaedgelord]

Metal Genres If They Were People

Power Metal: Goes to a lot of ren faires, sews her own garb and probably makes foam larp weapons. Has strong opinions about fantasy novels you’ve never heard of and her rants are often more fun than the books themselves. She scoffs when you say something is silly as if that’s bad. Maybe the most well-adjusted person you know.

Doom Metal: Always high. Never sleeps. The lowest key person ever until suddenly she’s crying on your couch, then it’s like nothing happened. She tells strangers her traumas with a smile. Her eyeliner is a mess but it looks great anyway. Surprisingly fun at parties, but god, you worry about her.

Folk Metal: Hates people, loves fishing. The kind of reconstructionist pagan who gets mad if you call her a neopagan. So many friends ask her to fix their cars that she started charging. Drinks too much, mostly stuff she brewed. Genuinely kindhearted, but has problematic politics.

Death Metal: Tomboy type but has a few pretty goth dresses for special occasions. Self aware enough to know she makes bad decisions, not self aware enough to stop. Mean in a way that makes you laugh. Playfully punches you in the arm a bit too hard. She's always asking if you want to see something gross and, because it's her, you do.

Thrash Metal: At a lot of protests but you can't tell what she believes exactly. Listens to metal but only sees local hardcore acts live. Barely owns clothes that aren’t denim or flannel. Quit drinking years ago, lost most of her friends over it. Collects model tanks and is only a little weird about it. You don’t know if she has a job and you will never ask.

Black Metal: Recovering edgelord. Wears winter clothes in all weather. Goes to parties she hates because she can’t be alone. Has a lot of neopagan and anprim books she's never read. Wants you to think she's some tortured artist, but since she got medicated she just writes nice poems about how much she loves trees.

Nu-Metal: Grew up in the midwest. Exclusively uses slang that was popular before she was born. Has a new snapback every day, but always the same ratty hoodie. Covered in shitty tattoos she got for free from friends. She's a real homie, but you wish she'd stop dragging you into dumb shit. She does it all for the nookie.

#metal girl #metal memes #heavy metal #power metal #doom metal #folk metal #thrash metal #death metal #black metal #nu metal #metal #heavy metal aesthetic #queer shit #lesbians #they're dating #if things were people

[sporkspud]

to be a good person you're gonna have to stop judging people based on their genitals, yes this includes people with penises, yes this includes people who identify as cis men who have small penises

bodies are wonderful and weird and variant and that includes genitals

the shape of your genitals does not make you more or less masculine, feminine, androgynous, etc; good or bad at, or inclined to, particular sexual activities; anything at all but exist as a part of your body

calling all penises cute: 👍

calling large penises sexy and powerful and small penises cute and un-intimidating: ❌❌❌

biological essentialism is bad. you have nothing to lose but your chains

#hello it's my one (1) soapbox post time #goodbye again #queer shit #my thots

[caramel-cream50]

Watching Hannibal for the first time is funny (I’m in late s2 no spoilers) because I’ll be watching a scene and go “wtf they wanna kill each other” and then will suddenly go “why is there so much sexual tension”

LIKE WHERE IS IT COMING FROM THERE IS SO MUCH

#hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #hannibal series #hannibal season 2 #queer shit