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stone-cold-groove · 5 months
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Hai Karate - be careful how you use it.
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classic-jorts · 1 year
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Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience
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goodnight, sweet prince
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lesbianshepard · 1 year
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these are the questions about history that the people really need to ask
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To the person who held up the Palestine flag on the float during the Macy's parade and full-ass made the news broadcast cut away. Know that you are a hero and there is nothing but respect for the absolute balls it took to do that on live TV.
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i-am-l-ananas · 1 year
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you're telling me a
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marisatomay · 9 months
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interview with the vampire (1994) is so funny because brad pitt was like i fucking hate it here i hate this character i will not read those dumb books i hate this shoot it’s all at night i’m so miserable i want to buy my way out of my contract but it’s a few million more than i can spare and david geffen won’t negotiate a lower price so i need everyone around me to be miserable too so i won’t shower in protest and tom cruise was like i’m having a *blast* i was such a fan of the vampire chronicles so i’ve been rereading the books and wow lestat has so much going on internally he’s my best friend my blorbo from work my wife and i moved to paris for a few months to get a feel for his era and culture and we love new orleans and i studied videos of large cats stalking their prey and i’ve been reading a lot of classical literature to really nail his vocabulary and vocal cadence and i lost 20lbs to really get that gaunt look and wow isn’t kirsten dunst so talented she should be claudia i’m going to make sure she gets the role i’m having so much fun i love it here and guess which one anne rice waged a very public war against until the studio had to step in because she was getting too nasty only for her to do an about face when the movie came out and proclaim that his performance would be remembered with olivier’s hamlet
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willczek-art · 2 months
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NPMD Tarot - The Hierophant
Others from the series: The Devil, The Lovers
Symbolism + some WIP/alternatives are under the cut C:
My intuition put Grace as the High Priestess, but from what I've read it's more about spirituality and intuition, while the Hierophant is all about strong traditional beliefs and ruling/leading, so it fits her way better! :D
Left side/Beginning has the dance cancellation sign, since that was her mission and Max was her first victim, while on the right/Ending is Jason and the Black Book, her mission and source of power has changed.
Halo= superiority, holy mission, Red as a sign of danger/death to come (which is why the light it's only on the boys)
She's sitting on what's supposed to be the bleachers C:
Doodles:
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bleh1bleh2 · 9 months
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"Hey Keith, what else is in your belt pouches?"
Keiths belt pouches 2/2
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incognitopolls · 23 days
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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dapper-nahrwhale · 4 months
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What each doctor would say when asked "what are your pronouns?":
1st doctor: now what ever are you talking about my dear, oh those radioactive spiders must have gotten to you worse than we thought
2nd doctor: *shrill recorder sounds*
3rd doctor: don't talk about me
4th doctor: who could say, really, I havent the foggiest idea
5th doctor: *gazes wistfully in the distance and sighs* oh,,, you know..
6th doctor: never refer to me behind my back to anyone or I'll beat you to death with a sack of hammers alright
7th doctor: hmm...ah, it's a secret ;)
8th doctor: Who? My what? Huh?
War doctor: was/were
9th doctor: I haven't got any pronouns, on account of all my nouns being amateurs hehe
10th doctor: Hurry! Theres no time for that, everyone is going to die!
11th doctor: I wasn't listening but don't repeat the question I'm busy
12th doctor: no she took my pronouns in the divorce
13th doctor: great question! :) anyways
14th doctor: Hurry! Theres still no time for that, everyone is going to die! Again!
15th doctor: ...
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dndads fandom copes so strangely (/pos) I'm seeing two posts back to back, one comtemplating the loss of a mother and how you could've saved her had you not rejected your destiny, and the one right underneath it wondering if an accountant and piss wizard ever explored each other's bodies
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aunti-christ-ine · 2 months
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I remember so clearly how we NEVER saw television commercials for prescription medicine. Unheard of!
Then, in the late 1980's, direct-to-consumer prescription drug advertising became completely legal — but in only New Zealand and the United States — nowhere else on Earth.
Now Big Pharma spends more on marketing than they do on research, mainly because most of the basic research has already been funded by federal grants — i.e., taxpayers (you and me).
So next time you see a prescription drug commercial on TV, remember that YOU are paying (through our taxes) for the ad's creation and airing.
Then, on top of that, we are personally shelling out ridiculous bankruptcy-causing dollars for the medicine itself — many, many times the cost of the actual drugs — to pay for their commercials.
Thanks to Bush, Reagan, and Republicans! 🤬
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( sickening. )
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latinopercy · 1 year
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HERO'S SOUL // CURSED BLADE (from the last olympian episode of monster donut!)
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jonasiegenthaler · 10 days
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You and Crosby are both top 15 for faceoff wins. When you go up against Crosby, and you have in your career, what do you both do that makes it a challenge and a good fight between you guys?
I mean he's obviously not just a great faceoff guy he's all around a great player. It's always a challenge play against him but those games are fun, I always enjoy sharing the ice with him and competing out there. He's highly competitive, me as well, so it's always a fun game to play.
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pempempemto · 4 months
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okay yeah i missed these goobers
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aromantic-diaries · 10 months
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List of things that imply you may be on the aromantic spectrum (based on personal experience)
You don't get crushes
You only get crushes on fictional characters, celebrities or people who are unattainable to you
If you do have crushes you might not actually want to be with them and you only admire them from a distance
Any crush you have turns out to just be you thinking someone is really cool
You're annoyed by how many love songs there are and how many movies revolve around romance
You don't understand why people are so focused on shipping when it comes to fandoms
You think it's weird that people are obsessed with romance when you don't see it as a priority
You might like romance in theory but in practice you really don't want to have anything to do with it
You do want romance but you don't like anyone in particular and all your daydreams involve a faceless someone rather than an actual person
You can't tell what makes a romantic relationship different from a regular friendship
You have a hard time imagining yourself in romantic scenarios
The idea of someone liking you romantically feels absurd and you can't see why they would do so
You might want someone to like you romantically not because you like them but because it feels validating in a way
Someone liking you romantically makes you feel uncomfortable
Your hobbies are more important to you than your pursuit of romantic relationships
May update this later, also I'm not saying that if several of these apply to you you are definetly arospec but what I am saying is that if that's the case you might wanna think it over
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