An der Grenzkontrolle entschuldigt sich der Beamte für die lange Wartezeit.
"Das macht nichts, ich bin queueer!"
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if i used x kit and had a tag for my queue it would be
"im (not) here im queueer get used to it"
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are you a queueer
yes i do wait in queues but im terribly impatient
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Me: I'm chronically ill which makes me disabled. I managed to adjust my life so I can live as comfortably as possible, which means I don't work, being poor, and not doing much. Sometimes I have to sleep all day, sometimes I go on hikes with my dog, sometimes I exist, sometimes I want to kill myself. That's my life and I'm okay with it.
Ppl: BbUuuTTt --- ThAt soUndS dEpreSSinNngG!
Ppl: buTtT --- I COulDn'TttT lIvE liKe thIsS!
Ppl: BbuUUTtTtT --- iSn'T tHEre ANyThiNg THaT caNn bE DoNe tO chAnGe YOur depREssIng stAte?
Ppl: bUuuUtT --- LivE iS abOUt LIVING, NOT EXISTING!
Ppl: buTT --- hOw cAn yOu LIvee LikE tHat?
Ppl: buTttTTTTT --- DoNt be So neGaTiVe, if IT wAsS mE, I WouLd bE mORe HopEFuLl, That thEre WiLL Be a CuRe, AND My dePreSsIng LIfesTyLe WoUlD eNd.
Ppl: BUttT --- YOure SUCH AN INSPIRATION!!! I wOuLdvE kIlleD MYsElf By NoW!
Ppl: BbUuutTtTTtTTttTTTtttTtFFTFTGdvdbdjaoownKGgafcwvsvezzeezhdhcbjdakwjcvgcudwkmqnbsgdhchnsbevahauJJKKKiHGFFFdDEGhJanBabakaksm
Me: Well, at this point we should think about who is the really negative person in this conversation.
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Ppl:
Ppl:
Ppl: Yeah, no, you're negative, saying you're disabled is negative, disability is okay in and of itself, but don't call yourself disabled, because that's so negative, not having goals and not accomplishing anything in life is a wasted life, contributing to society is important, you're so poor for not seeing how you're wasting your life, you should really try to change something, although I admire you, because I would have killed myself by now, just saying.
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I wrote this in about a day, for a uni assignment (hence being anon--I don’t want them to be able to stalk my fannish online presence lol) and I’m not 100% happy with it but I got a good grade so I figured I might as well share it somewhere it might be seen? Idk!
It’s a modern-ish retelling of (some of) the story of Cupid and Psyche, but it’s lesbian. What else could you want?! better worldbuilding and perhaps a more appropriate title idk shh
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hey
we’re not there yet but we’re moving blogs.
fuzzyglass -main
fuzzybottles -agere
fuzzyworshipping -witchcraft/hellenism
fuzzytraumagen -vent
fuzzycourse -discourse
im gonna put this post to queue over the next few days
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i hate rainbow flags
always have. such a heartbreak that so many queers started playing along with that shite. now kids think it’s mandatory. now kids demand even more letters be added to the official tablet of Which Things You Can Be - and are desperate to know What That Really Means.
the oppression that you embrace is the worst one.
That said, the ace one is actually not an eyesore. That one, alone. The rest are just ugly. It makes me sad how heated up people get about it.
fuck flags.
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“googlewhacking” is any short query in quotes that returns one and only one result. this one is worth particular extra points because it contains 5 consecutive letters of the word “google” itself. now i get to crack the googlewhack by invoking the term on its second ever indexable site: a queueoogle is an advanced form of sphincter exercise (10100 kegels)
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My queue tag has been changed from “your father’s a scoundrel and so it seems are queue” to “It’s queueer Mr. Marvin - sorry - STRANGE Mr. Marvin”
so yea fun fun fun
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