#queueueueueueueueuueueu

[batarangsoundsdumb]

it's truly a horrible crime that they retconned bruce adopting dick when he was only like,,, 24, because the inherent comedy of the entire justice league assuming batman was a teen father is just *chefs kiss*

batman: this is my son, robin barry: oh wow, that's where i recognised you from! barry: you're the guy from 16 and pregnant season 2! robin, nodding: we're going to be on the 'where are they now' episode next summer batman, mentally trying to figure out if he can get a refund on an adoption

#i'm just saying it's really funny #for a really long time before knowing bruce's identity they just assume he's a teen dad #when oliver turns out to have an illegitimate kid like 2 years later bruce is just like: oh how the turns tabled #(it's also why they originally wrote bruce & dick as brothers/partners because they were only like 14 years apart at first) #but also the fact that bruce started his vigilante career at like age 12 puts in perspective why he let robin start so young #queueueueueueueueuueueu #batman #bruce wayne #robin #dick grayson #justice league #dc #dcu #dc comics