#qui gon bought dooku that shirt

[dexters-bluemilkshakes]

i made “the 501st go to target” and now i give you:

The Disaster Lineage Goes To Target

anakin: pushes ahsoka in a shopping cart up and down the aisles as fast as he can. this man is a mechanic so i feel like he would buy all. the. legos. he would also probably buy smth small for padmé and everyone just looks the other way when he purchases it. he annoys obi wan for a bit, but knows that obi-wan’s little smile was present because shopping with him reminded both of them of Before The War, when they had time to do such things and bond. obi got a little misty eyed at his big his padawan is now, but anakin doesn’t need to know that.

ahsoka: rides around in the shopping cart and races anakin down the aisles (both on foot and while pushing a shopping cart). She buys a small plant for her and anakin’s quarters. it’s one that doesn’t require much water or regular maintenance, so hopefully it’ll survive the long stretches that they are gone. she buys plo a #1 Dad mug and matching shirts for her and everyone in the lineage.

obi-wan: this poor man. he watches over his two padawans to make sure they don’t somehow burn down the Target. eventually qui-gon convinced him that he should let them be and get his own groceries because after all, it was obi-wan who needed to get something from here and everyone else just tagged along (he will never admit that he came here for a hair product, since he tells everyone he meets that his hair looks like this when he wakes up. anakin buys it for him bc he cannot be embarrassed. he has so much chaos energy that just. cant be embarrassed)

qui-gon: (idk if he’s a force ghost or just never died you choose). he smiles and walks around with obi-wan, enjoying his company. he chats with anakin for like ten minutes while they wait for ahsoka to come out of the changing room to try on an absolutely RIDICULOUS dress with All The Frills. when obi-wan expresses (very fake) concern (that he really only said bc he felt like he was supposed to) about anakin and ahsoka acting in a way that is unbecoming to a jedi, qui-gon replied “they are children. let them have this.” he was talking about obi as well, but he wasn’t sure that his padawan picked up on that.

dooku: mr. sith boy was in target because despite being a multi- millionaire (i mean isn’t he like super rich??) how can you say no to the DEALS?? he bumps into his master and the rest of his lineage while wearing basically pajamas. they all sort of look at each other, before they slowly all back away. dooku cringed and hoped they didn’t see that he had bought some bald spot cover up makeup. ( they all saw). he didn’t miss the slightly sad looks on his former master and padawans faces. (ventress COULDNT STOP LAUGHING when she heard from the jedi during their banter, but dooku doesn’t need to know that)

yoda: he walked around with everyone from his lineage for a while. he didn’t buy much, just some water and one little thing for each person that he heard they wanted but they never bought. he’s not supposed to have attachments, but he justified this as random acts of kindness instead. he didn’t tell them he got it, and some of them were so small they didn’t even realize it was there (a new pillow, a new mug bc theirs chipped, etc) until ahsoka said she had the best sleep in her life, and obi-wan no longer had a cut on his lip from the chipped mug.he didn’t do much else. he was happy to be there with his family and watch them be happy.

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