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Peter: Good question, Scott!
Scott: How come you don’t point out when I ask good questions?
Jean: I don’t love you like he does.
Peter: Told you.
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mechanicalpoet · 6 years
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Hey, just syk, I just found your quickcyke fic on AO3 (four in the morning) and have been reading it nonstop for like 3 days. Quickcyke is one of my fave rarepairs and I love the way you wrote that relationship in that fic 😍😍
Shows up 200 years later to scream about this thank you???
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Pietro: Everyone has a “bad” sibling that teaches you a few things. Like how to pickpocket, how to manipulate others, how to smoke.
Pietro: How to hotwire a car, how to forge documents, how to put tacks in your shoe to throw off a lie detector test–
Scott: Wait, which of your siblings was this?
Pietro: I am the sibling.
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Wanda: What the fuck?!
Pietro: What was that?!?
Wanda: That was . . .
Lorna: That was fucking bullshit, that’s what it was!!!
Scott: Are you guys okay?
Pietro: Why did that bitch need all that room?!
Scott: Are . . . are you watching Titanic?
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Scott: Getting bullied in high school is still no excuse for propping up dictators. Peter got bulled his whole high school career. He's not criminal. Jean: Um... Yeah, he is. Scott: Not a bad criminal. (Leverage)
Jean: Dude, he’s a terrorist!
Scott: Yeah, but not one of the bad ones.
Jean: You just think he’s hot.
Scott: The sexier you are the more you can get away with.
Jean: …
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Peter: So you like bad boys, huh?
Scott: I guess?
Peter: Tell him!
Jean: He’s just literally the worst.
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Ororo: I don’t think that Peter is a good person.
Scott: You don’t have all the facts.
Jean: Which are?
Scott: I love him!
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Scott: I think that–
Lorna: Scott, stop! This discussion is family only!
Pietro: Scott is family!
Vision: She’s just saying–
Pietro: This doesn’t concern you, Toaster!
Jean: Yeah, none of this concerns you, Vision!
Wanda: Woah woah woah! So, Scott’s family but Viz isn’t?
Jean: Yeah, they’re married!
Lorna: THEY’RE WHAT?!
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Peter: Everything’s fine, Scott. | Scott: Peter- baby, Sweetheart, I know your relationship with the english language is uhh, strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.
Sorry it’s taken me so long to respond, anon! This describes them in a nutshell, no matter what version of them it is, no matter what universe it is. Peter absolutely does not know when the appropriate time to panic is and Scott panics way too fast.
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Jean: Scott, you have to plan, think, and be patient.
Scott: Pietro is in danger.
Jean: Don’t kill yourself.
Scott: Pietro! Danger! I have to go! Now!
Jean: SCOTT, THINK.
Scott: PIETRO MY BELOVED I WILL GIVE MY LIFE TO SAVE YOU!!!
Jean: SCOTT!
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Pietro: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, manwhore our way out of this situation.
Scott: Manslaughter it is.
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Peter: You tryna get a kiss, dude?
Scott: . . .
Peter: A little kissy kiss, dude?
Scott: . . .
Peter: Dude? A smooch on the lips, dude? A smooch, dude?
Scott: Yes! Oh my god! Why do you always have to make this so difficult?!?!
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Pietro: Scott was late to family dinner for the third time in a row so I changed my phone’s background into a picture of one of my exes.
Jean: You guys have been married for a decade, do you really think Scott is that insecure?
Scott: *yelling from the other room* PIETRO! WHY THE FUCK IS CRYSTAL YOUR LOCK SCREEN?!
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Pietro: “Get married and have kids,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said.
Nate: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
John: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Luna: It’s called a fire extinguisher. FIRE. EXTINGUISHER.
Scott: JOHN LITERALLY HAS A FIRE MUTATION! JUST CONTROL IT!
Pietro: Don’t. Don’t if you value your sanity.
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Scott: Okay, now that you have a girlfriend I feel comfortable talking about my own love life!
Jean: Go on?
Scott: Quicksilver’s hot!
Jean: . . .
Jean: Get out.
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Scott: You’ve never once done jury duty or paid your taxes!
Pietro: Not until gay marriage is legalized everywhere.
Scott: . . . what?
Pietro: I stand by that.
Scott: What the fuck?
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