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incorrecthatchetfield · 2 months
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Ted: Hey, do you know the password to Bill’s computer?
Charlotte: Fuck you, Ted.
Ted: Hey!!
Charlotte: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouTed".
Ted: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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zootopiathingz · 1 month
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Angel, running towards Charlie frantically: no, no, no, no, no, no!
Charlie: oh hey Angel—
Angel: *punches her in the stomach*
Charlie: OW! WHAT THE FUCK??
Angel: you are one of my very best friends and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this You're too young.. YOU’RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!!
Charlie: what the fuck are you talking about??
Angel: I’m talkin’ about the baby that’s growing inside your belly right now.
Charlie: ..I’m not pregnant!
Angel: well, not anymore you’re not! I've been taking muay thai classes.
Charlie: I was never pregnant, Angel!
Angel: I- are- ..are you sure?
Charlie: yes I’m fucking sure!
Cherri: I’m sorry but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Angel: oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Cherri: *punches Charlie in the stomach*
Charlie: AH MOTHERFUCKER—!
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 6 months
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Jimmy: Oh, please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.
Gem: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to hurt anybody.
Gem: You, however, I would maim.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 7 months
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Scout: *runs towards Medic* Nononononononononononononono-
Medic: Hey Scou-
Scout: *punches Medic’s stomach* UGH!
Medic: *hunched over in agony* WHAT THE FUCK?!
Scout: You are one of my very best friends, and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this!
Medic: W-What the fuck are you talking about?
Scout: I’m talking about the baby that is growing inside of your belly right now.
Medic: *too stunned to respond*…
Heavy: *looks at Medic's face and then his stomach in rising panic* Увидимся позже! *runs away*
Medic: I’M NOT PREGNANT!
Scout: *proudly flexing his muscles* Well, not after that punch you’re not. I’ve been taking boxing classes!
Medic: …I was never pregnant, Jeremy.
Scout: *genuinely confused* A-Are you sure?
Medic: Yes, I’m fucking sure!
Demo: I’m sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Scout: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and-
Demo: *immediately punches Medic’s stomach*
Medic: ARGH!! *curled up on the floor* MOTHERFUCKER!!
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textsfromthetva · 1 month
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Akutagawa to atsushi mockingly : " Oh please you wouldn't hurt a fly".
Atsushi : " You're right, because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, i would maim."
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hawkinsincorrect · 21 days
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Steve: I think I'm still in love with Nancy.
Dustin: *gasps*
Dustin: Why am I gasping? I already knew that.
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the-black-bulls · 3 months
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Solid: Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.
Noelle: You're right! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.
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incorrect-losers · 4 months
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Greta: Oh, please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly
Ben: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to hurt anybody
Ben: You, however, I would maim
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Raph: Well, if ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy fucking idiot.
Mikey: I am, thank you.
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angelofthenight · 11 months
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*Quill running towards you with worry*
You: Hey Quill.
*Quill punches you in the stomach*
You, wheezing in pain: What the fuck?!
Quill: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful!
You: What the fuck are you talking about?
Quill: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
You: …I'm not pregnant!
Quill: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
You: I was never pregnant, Quill.
Quill: Are... you sure?
You: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Nebula: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Quill: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and-
*Nebula punches you in the stomach*
You: Aw motherfucker!
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incorrecthatchetfield · 6 months
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Jason: Oh, please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.
Grace: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to hurt anybody.
Grace: You, however, I would maim.
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zootopiathingz · 2 months
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Adam: oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly.
Charlie: you're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody.
Charlie: you, however, I will maim!
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incorrect-xena-quotes · 6 months
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Ares: Oh, please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.
Gabrielle: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to hurt anybody.
Gabrielle: You, however, I would maim.
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Aradia: no no no no no!
Sollux: hey aa *Aradia punches him in the stomach* OW!! WHAT THE FUCK!?
Aradia: you are one of my very best friends and i cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this! youre too young! youre too beautiful!
Sollux: what the fuck are you talkiing about??
Aradia: im talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now!
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Tavros: sEE YA, *leaves*
Sollux: II'M NOT PREGNANT!
Aradia: well not after that punch youre not! ive been taking muay thai classes!
Sollux: ...ii was NEVER pregnant, aa.
Aradia: ...
Aradia: are
Aradia: are you sure?
Sollux: ye2 ii'm FUCKIING 2ure!
Karkat: I'M SORRY, WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY YELLING OVER HERE?
Aradia: oh! i found this positive pregnancy test and-
Karkat: *punches Sollux in the stomach*
Sollux: OW MOTHERFUCKER!
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muggle-born-princess · 2 months
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Chloe: (barges into class one day and starts unexpectedly making out with Marinette, who is completely in shock by this)
Alya: "Wow, so this is happening."
(Chloe and Marinette then break away as the latter gasps for air)
Chloe: (beat) "Yep, I'm gay."
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