Three reasons to just say “no”.
1) Are you finished eating? No.
2) Can I take your plate? No.
3) Did you know you’ve got spaghetti sauce in your fur? No.
~ Oreo 🍝
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dick: Hey guys, what are you watching?
damian: Kitten Football.
dick: Why?
damian: It’s randomly came on and now I’m invested. And then jason came in and got into it too. Aw, look Snuggles fell asleep-
jason: SNUGGLES, WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, DAMNIT!
dick:?!
damian: jason sees the show differently than I do.
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I love the idea of Tim and Bruce being the two smartest people in batfam; So they occasionally say weird things that only they can understand.
Dick, panicked: OH MY GOD! I asked Kory out. What should I do now? What if she won't like me?
Bruce: Schrödinger's cat.
Dick:
Dick: ...what?
Tim: He's saying you won't findout unless you actually try it and go on a date with her.
Dick: Aww! That's so nice. Thanks, B.
Jason: Who's Schrödinger's cat?
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Tim, with soaked shirt:
Duke: What happened?
Tim: The driving frequency corresponded to the resonance frequency of coffee, therefore the sloshing amplitude reached its maximum.
Duke: Say what again??
Bruce: He spilled his coffee.
Duke:
Duke: ...right.
Jason: Fucking weirdos.
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Sky, Wind, Fire, Water, Earth (Naomi Kawase, 2001)
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Bruce: Has everyone gotten their emergency gas masks upgraded? It’s nearly October…
Jason: Only if you stop giving us ominous reasons. Out here like “a storm is approaching… make sure you take twelve and only twelve extra batarangs!”
Dick: what he means is rogues who like to use gas like the scarecrow get more active the closer it gets to Halloween.
Bruce: That’s what I said.
Tim: maybe we should be concerned about how fluent Dick is in ominous sounding bat-warnings.
Dick: Hey, I’ve just been here the longest!
Damian: EVERYONE CEASE YOUR INCESSANT BABBLING! ALFRED THE CAT IS MAKING BISCUITS!
Everyone: Awww 🥰
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