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celestial-artisan · 2 months
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Velvette: Breathe, darling, just breathe. Vox, sobbing: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure! Alastor: Well that's never bothered you before.
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harringroveera · 9 months
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Billy starts his day by working out, smoking, and talking about Steve, though the last part makes Max wanna throw a pillow at her brother every morning
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Sebastian: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Sebastian: DAZAI-SAN IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Sebastian: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !
#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp incorrect quotes#ikevamp sebastian#ikevamp dazai#i had a moment of divine intervention#and now i can't unsee it#i cant get over the fact that sebastian really said his life dream was to be a feral housewife in a mansion full of historical figures#I WANT THOSE PILLOWS LOOKING LIKE MICROWAVABLE POPCORN BAGS THREE MINUTES DEEP#literally i can take no comedic credit for this gayle is just iconic and sebastian is channeling their energy at any given moment#i dont care if we have to throw e v e r y t h i n g out. i want this place looking like a new mediterranean fusion restaurant by noon. AAAA#ISAAC PUT SEA SHELLS ON THE DOOR KNOBS#THIS IS A DISH TOWEL. WE NEED A HAND TOWEL. WHAT ARE WE BARBARIANS!!?!?!#WE LIVE OUTSIDE. WE EAT MUD AND STICKS.#i love how the poor puppy in the background is just watching them like ?????? King in the living room like 'bruh' while sebas has a meltdow#*looking at vlad's flowers that were sent as a gift* MC CAN WE GET THE LESBIAN PLANT OUT OF HERE#i dont care how many years pass its always funny#i feel like the comparison is really made by gayle's intermittent screeching throughout too#honorable mention: this is also theo when anything happens to vincent#I DON'T CARE IF ARTHUR'S BLEEDING OUT VINCENT'S PAPER CUT COULD GET INFECTED#SOUNDS LIKE A HIM PROBLEM NOW GET THE FIRST AID KIT HONDJE#WHAT? GAUZE? WHAT IS THIS 1632? YOU COULDN'T FIND A BAND-AID? STOP CRYING IM NOT DONE--#source: “company is coming” / Chris Fleming
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toruandmidori · 6 months
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Looking for cozy Christmas gifts for hip-hop loving crafters, or are you a hip hop loving crafter looking to turn your crack house into a crack HOME? - then look no further! 
We've a superb range of funny, quirky “home sweet home” embroidery hoop style throw pillows featuring classic hip hop, rap and r n b lyrics - cross stitched.
Great xmas gifts for friends and family this holiday season. 
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DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA
LOSE MY MIND
A CRACK HOME
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mr-miss-anonymous · 5 months
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Ambulon: I mean, what’s the purpose of throw pillows except to throw them onto the floor before getting in bed for the night? Nobody actually uses them, right?
First Aid, lounging in his berth with 10+ mini throw pillows scattered about him: Yeah, no, you make a good point.
(I headcanon that Ambulon is very much against throw pillows because they waste space and cost money that could be used elsewhere. First Aid supports this claim, but also owns a good twenty or so throw pillows, and he creates something of a burrow out of the pillows to sleep in every night without fail. Also, pillows are soft, so why WOULDN’T you want a bunch?)
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1iaraphotographs · 2 years
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(via God Knows I Rose Throw Pillow by 1iaragoldy) God Knows I Rose Throw Pillow 🌹
Peace, Love & Blessings.❤️
1iaralodges 🏠 
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hypniklove · 1 month
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quotesdesignss · 1 month
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a powerful embodiment of resilience and self-discovery, beautifully capturing the essence of overcoming challenges. The quote, "Climb Your Mountains, Embrace the Journey," serves as an inspiring reminder to embrace life's adventures. https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/158644133?asc=u
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quoteshop4u · 3 months
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zanoun-store · 4 months
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(via "Every Retro thing is beautiful in its own way." Throw Pillow for Sale by Muhzanoun)
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nice-house · 6 months
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(со страницы https://www.curioos.com/product/throw-pillows/funny-apple)
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teesummer75 · 1 year
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(via Take Time To Smell The Roses  Vintage Look, Inspirational Quote, Cute Floral Design, Gift for Men, Women, Teens Throw Pillow by Teesummer75)
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mammonsrockstargf · 17 days
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"Is it true that you had 700 wives?"
Solomon looks up from his book, to where you're laying on his bed, homework in hand. He'd convinced you to take the class "Rhetoric 101: How to win any argument with an angel using biblical quotes" because he'd figured it'd be fun to watch you try to spark up an argument with Simeon. It was a nice perk that you could study together. It hadn't even occurred to him that he might get mentioned in the coursework.
You read over the pages, eyes brimming with amusement. "What could you possibly need 700 wives for?" you ask and he shrugs. "Mostly politics and gaining land," he says but you don't seem entirely convinced. "Might I remind you that this was happening during a period of 80 years?" he says but you just raise your brows at him. "That's still like 9 wives per year, though. How on earth did you have time for that?" you're laughing now, really laughing and Solomon has to fight a smile.
"What, they'd get like a month and a half each before you were on to the next one," you say, wiping the tears on your cheek. "Actually, I never even met most of them," he says, hoping to help his cause, but it only causes you to laugh even harder. Solomon huffs and pretends to read his book again, letting your laughter subside, but once you read the next line of your homework you're laughing again.
"You had 300 concubines? How is that even possible?" you cackle and Solomon rolls his eyes. "That was a rumour. I did not have that many," he says but you're far gone, clutching your belly as you gasp for air. "I'll have you know that having a pact with the Avatar of Lust gives you a very high libido-" he begins.
"Oh, trust me, I know," you wheeze.
He's on you in a second, pushing you down on the bed, a hand on each side of your head. You giggle, when he presses kisses to your face, any surface he can reach, your cheeks, your forehead, your nose.
"Stop" kiss "teasing" kiss "me!" kiss, he whines, but you've only just begun. "Oh, I'm sorry, my lord, it's just I haven't seen you in three years, you've been so busy with all your wives-" Solomon shuts you up with a kiss on the lips and you bury your hands in his hair, leaning into it. He lays down on top of you, using your chest as a pillow, refusing to move an inch. "Sol, you're crushing me," you complain and he grumbles. He presses a kiss to your collarbone and grabs your homework, throwing it into a corner of his room, before getting comfortable again, this time crushing you a little less. You run your fingers through his hair, humming softly.
You both know that it doesn't actually matter how many wives or concubines or past lovers he's had. Sometimes Solomon thinks that it's all just been a build-up, that none of it actually mattered. His real life didn't begin until he met you and he's completely fine with that.
"Sooo, did you have a favourite? Or perhaps 30 favourites?"
"Oh, shut up."
a/n: thanks for reading! find my other stuff here <3
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toruandmidori · 26 days
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Turn any whorehouse into a whore HOME with our funny, hunny range of “inspirational” quote throw pillows and home decor items. 
Great housewarming gifts for motivational huns or Mother’s day presents for inspirational mums. 
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LIVE LAUGH LOATHE
EAT A BAG OF DICKS
A WHORE HOME
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matriceartwork · 1 year
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Let's share the message of faith and open up a door for others to inquire about Christ with these bible verses pillows. We will keep on update new designs! More designs are here:
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likbatonboot · 1 year
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(via ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE Throw Pillow by likbatonboot)
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