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WHB Incorrect quotes#17 Prolonged eye contact
In the human world,A children park in fact near Minhyeok and Your House,Two Demons hiding in the bushes spot Ppyong playing with other Human toddlers...
Sitri*Beside Satan with candy at hand*Sir...It feels like we are predators-
Satan*Grinding his teeth to shut him up*Sitri that is my son i cant be a predator...just gotta nab him before the humans notice...
See...It was Usually Minhyeok who came to the park to play with Ppyong...which earned him the rep of a hot young dad among the mothers and nannies, But given he had a test coming up you took over today, So when you see...two weird looking guys holding some red candy to ppyong...
Y/n*Makes Eye contact with them*...
Satan*Prolonged eye-contact*...GRAB HIM-
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Both demons grab Ppyong and run...with a deranged angry human on their tails...
Sitri*Who Is gunning it and looking back to see your hot on his ass cursing at them, Normally He would find this EXTREMELY HOT but demons know better then anyone never to take a child from the "parent"*SIR SIR I THINK THE HUMAN IMPRINTED ON PPYONG!!! And Ppyong accepted their affection-W-we should probably Give him to them! they're his parent?!
Satan*is tossing anything down their path to slow you down...which fails* How do I know they're his parent!?
Sitri: What do you want a-birth certificate?! They made a pact!
Satan: Well, we put in the blood, sweat, and tears to raise him
Sitri: For a day! AND THEN YOU LOST HIM AND HE CAME TO THE HUMAN WORLD UNDER YOUR "SUPERVISION"-Give him back, you lunatic!?!
Satan*Standing protectively in front of Sitri and baby Ppyong, looking you square in the eyes*- Look! This is MY son, and you're gonna have to go through us to get him!?!
Y/n*Growling under your breath looking at him*...
Satan & Sitri's screams could be heard from hell to heaven-
How Mc was chasing Satan & Sitri like Chantel dubois chasing the animals-
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Round 1 - Side B
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Propaganda below ⬇️
Father Anderson
He’s probably on some kind of crack during the entirety of the series, I literally don't remember any aspects of him other than the fact that he just goes “AMENNNN” sometimes and has a habit of stabbing the shit out if anything that isn’t catholic. He’s the founder of deranged catholic bastard gaming, he has to be.
Semi immortal scottish priest who works for the vatican's secret vampire killing order. He can carry an absurd number of bayonets on his person and teleport using bible pages. Hates the protestants and has beef with Dracula at the point that while they are both fighting against the army of nazi vampires who are invading London he tries to kill him because Dracula makes himself vulnerabile. He's more than ready to lead a crusade against England but when his boss (who Anderson himself raised) admits that it's for a personal power grab and not for any kind of religious reason he dosen't hesitate to kill him in cold blood. Eventually dies after becoming an holy abomination by stabbing his hearth whit a piece of the cross
He’s so out of his mind he battles jacked up twink Count Dracula, AKA Alucard with bayonets. Not a rifle, just bayonets. He’s merciless, constantly spouting off bible quotes and speaking of his hate for Protestants. He’s a member of the Judas Iscariot Organization, Vatican Section XIII, within the Irish Catholic Church. He becomes so obsessed with his desire to kill the Vampire Alucard, formerly Dracula, he impales himself through the heart with the Nail of Helena in order to transform into a humanoid monster of holy thorns. Though his attempts fail, as Alucard rips his heart out and returns him to dust, Anderson is described as “his beloved rival”. He is complex, badass and wickedly devout.
Since Integra is a dirty protestant, i'm adding the actual catholics in the mix instead.
I’m sure you’ve gotten him by now but just so you know, this man fights Dracula on the regular for the Catholic Church and says “Amen” like a lunatic.
He’s probably on some kind of crack during the entirety of the series, I literally don't remember any aspects of him other than the fact that he just goes “AMENNNN” sometimes and has a habit of stabbing the shit out if anything that isn’t catholic. He’s the founder of deranged catholic bastard gaming, he has to be.
Quasimodo
My mans endured it all and remained faithful
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Ada Hegerberg OLPLay Interview: "Lyon is my home" (April 17, 2024)
It was this or the OL Night Systems interview and unlike others I have a full time job that I'd really like to keep, so I chose to do the shorter one first.
Blah blah standard disclaimers apply; @OL Comms Dept what would I not do for an Earl Grey with soy milk? Not much; I'd say I hope the deranged lunatic who thinks I would EVER post on the godforsaken website that is the L Chat gets hit by a bus but that would require them to step outside so instead I just hope they drink expired milk so we can be on equal levels of disgust; banning stans from stadiums would solve so many problems; y'all know the speech by now.
♫ It's you and me, there's nothing like this, Miss Americana Olympique Lyonnais and the Heartbreak Prince ♫
I love how you can have a legitimate debate about this: did Ada Hegerberg mold Olympique Lyonnais into her own image? Or did Lyon recruit her because they saw themselves in her? Like yeah you can totally say I romanticize this team and you're not wrong, you're really not. But holy shit do I love a good love story, especially if it started in the rain.
For the sake of aesthetics, if a Hegerberg quote is in italics, that means it's a flashback quote. Present day quotes are in normal font. Brackets is my own commentary. Y'all can just deal.
ADA HEGERBERG OLPLAY INTERVIEW
[OLD FOOTAGE - SUMMER 2014 - HEGERBERG SIGNS WITH OLYMPIQUE LYONNAIS]
Hegerberg: I have learnt some French words. "ça vas, ça vas bien" (it's good, it's going well).
Hegerberg: I think it's an amazing chance to play with some amazing players. The club has high ambitions and I think it's my personal ambitions as well.
[PRESENT DAY]
[HEGERBERG LAUGHS]
Hegerberg: Oh, I was so young. Just a young girl, really. I remember so well when I came to Lyon. It was a magical summer, first of all. I landed at the airport, there was Isabelle Dias who came to get me, she was in high heels, super fashionable. She looked so French. No, it's magical to see this footage because I had this innocence but you could see I was also starstruck but had a lot of ambition. Honestly, I had such high hopes. I felt at home from the very first day. And - [Hegerberg laughs] I was so young. I was a little girl, and I became a woman.
[2014 - 2015 SEASON HIGHLIGHTS FOOTAGE]
Hegerberg: It was my first trophy with the club. From the very first season, I think I was so well integrated within the team. There are really some real characters within the team. I would say wee had a game plan which was so well prepared. From that point I was already developing as a player at a level that I wanted. That team was magical. There were some really good players.
Hegerberg: The first year at Lyon, it was considered a failure because we didn't go all the way in the UWCL. But we still were perfect in the [French] league. I think that since the first day, I've really worked hard to be a part of the team and it's worked out really well since then.
Hegerberg: Honestly I think it was a pleasure to come into this team because I remember I came with my little book of French words. So I really wanted to learn French pretty quickly because I knew the importance of integrating well within a team in order to perform well, in order to get along well with the team, the town, the country. I think you learn things when you talk about your country. I went to Germany when I was very young, and then I came to Olympique Lyonnais and France. You need to know how to keep the balance between adapting but also keep your own culture, your own [moral] values. But you still have to adapt. So it's a really great experience. But it's true that Camille [Abily], she came to get me. I was in a tiny, tiny apartment when I first came to Lyon. Even if I was in a really, really tiny apartment, I was living my best life. I had great players like Camille, she came to get me every day to take me to the training grounds. I was starstruck. So they were a really, really good group who knew how to put in place an integration which was really top, I think.
[2015 - 2016 UWCL FINAL FOOTAGE]
Hegerberg: It's true that the first final that you win, it's special because it's the first one. So many things happened in that game. First of all I think we played at a really high level throughout the season. The first goal was really magnificent. It was started with a great move from Pauline Bremer. And it's true that I missed my first penalty. That was also my mentality when I was young, I didn't doubt myself. So when it was time for the penalty shootout, of course I was like "obviously I want to take the first one!" That was classic me at the time. No fear of consequences. And I think that's what allowed me to not have any limits, to achieve great things in my career. But it's true you're quite innocent, you're a bit naive in a way when you're younger. I remember those sensations. The players were telling me "don't worry, Ada. We're going to do it. Even if your penalty was saved, we're going to do it." I felt that mentality around me. And we did it. And I remember Lotta, Lotta Schelin, she was telling me "don't worry. Don't worry, we're going to do it." And she was right.
Hegerberg: It was a dream. I knew it would be hard to win. And it was really hard. The feeling of winning - first of all winning the UWCL, I couldn't even begin to imagine what we would go on to do. But it's an exceptional feeling. You start to understand the importance with time, because when you're young, you have a lot of hunger, you want to quickly throw yourself into the next one. So you think differently. But as the years went by I learnt the importance of having a trophy like that, know the work which goes into it. Winning the UWCL five years in a row, you need something exceptional. But winning the first one, that's something I'll never forget because it really set the basis for all the work behind the scenes. I've never stopped since. I remember that it gave me an enormous desire to continue. And I think you can say it's also the image of the team, because I think it would have been impossible to win so many years in a row if there wasn't that collective desire to win.
Hegerberg: I understood pretty quickly that it was an exceptional team with world class players. You had different cultures from different nationalities which gave an advantage with a French core, you could say. Having all those different cultures, I think that's what really shaped the team. I'm also proud to have come when I was so young and to have been part of a such a grandiose history, and to feel that my contributions were on par with our success.
[2018 BALLON D'OR CEREMONY FOOTAGE]
Hegerberg: A big moment, a big moment for me personally but also for the club, the team. It rewards the work of a whole team. It's impossible to win the Ballon d'Or without having a team which shines. I think we had fantastic seasons which allowed me to win a Ballon d'Or. I think that the players know as well that it's thanks to the work of a whole team which allowed me to win the first Ballon d'Or.
Hegerberg: I remember at the time that I knew a few weeks beforehand. I was asking myself a ton of questions, "what do you even say on stage when you win the Ballon d'Or?" But it's true that even being a female athlete today, to be a woman in sports, it poses different challenges on several levels. [Female] football players are faced with challenges which aren't only on the field. And it requires a lot of courage to overcome those challenges as I call them so that the sport always goes in the right direction. You need to always be there to say "hey, hey, hey. Are the right decisions being made so that the next generation has their place in sports, in football?" I would say fortunately and unfortunately it's also our responsibility today to do in sort that we leave the sport in better conditions than when we found it in. You need women, you need girls who start to take up space and who believe in themselves even, who want to succeed, who really want to work hard to take our place one day, because we're not going to be here [in sports] our whole lives, even if I would like that to be the case. So it was for them, it was for the new generation, for everyone who was watching. It was for everyone.
Hegerberg: It's impossible to succeed without knowing your own qualities and to get better. Confidence in yourself is fundamental to succeed in life. To find that [self] confidence you also have to know what you do well, what your qualities are. And do the work. Before anything else put in the work. Success doesn't happen by itself.
[2019 UWCL FINAL FOOTAGE]
Hegerberg: I'm getting goosebumps. To score a hat trick in a UWCL final, honestly, it's one of the craziest moments in my life, in my career. It's something - It's - I can't describe it because it's - it's such an important game. You see the first goal, it's something that I have worked with with my father since I was very young. We did it over and over and over again. Sprint, maintain your speed at the same time as you control the ball well, which stays close to your feet so you can quickly get the shot off. We did that over and over again for years. So to manage to do that in a UWCL final and score a hat trick, it's, it's something incredible.
Hegerberg: In fact, in that period where we were dominating the Champions League, we were winning year after year after year. All the work we had to put into it, all the talent, team spirit, it's very, very rare, very special. I would almost say it's not talked about enough. [Hegerberg laughs] But that's sports as well. We quickly move on to the next thing. But what was done there, it was historical. From time to time, when we're in the off-season or in season, I watch those games because it brings something out in me, it gives me something for the future.
Hegerberg: I think my father was exceptional in the manner he observed the technical side. As time went by we got to understand each other. We always had one-hour sessions because we knew you needed an hour to really maintain your highest standards. If we went above one hour we would really work on the technical details but the quality would drop a little. So we stuck with that one hour session working on technique. And we repeated that all the time, even when I had Christmas break or summer break. Even when I came to Lyon, we still continued to work on it. And it's those small details that have allowed me to develop [as a player], and always see what the areas of improvement are in my game. And when I look back today at the goals I've scored, there are details that I've been working on with my dad since I was super young. He really gave me an advantage in my career. It's incredible.
[HEGERBERG'S FIRST LONGTERM INJURY -DEC 2019 - SEPT 2021]
[Rehab footage]
Hegerberg: I think that everyone goes through a difficult period in their career. You always hear the phrase "it's part of being a professional athlete, getting injured." Unfortunately. For me, I pretty much had an entire career with no injuries. So then I had a serious knee injury and then a stress fracture in the tibia, which was very difficult to manage. There was absolutely no knowledge of women's bodies in female sports. I came to the realization there was very little competence around women's health in general, in their bodies, especially in sports. I look back on that period with a lot of pride because I had to dig so, so deep to come back. I really proved that I was still a top player. You needed to have a lot of courage, good people around you. It never would have been possible without my family, without my husband. My husband was exceptional. My agents. My friends. Without them it wouldn't have been possible.
Hegerberg: I always believed that I would come back. It's pretty crazy, because there were so many low moments. But I knew how to bounce back, with a lot of hard work and determination. I'm not a really patient person. I'm very impatient. But I learnt things about my mentality and my body that I definitely use today. It's a period I would have liked to avoid but at the time it taught me things I never would have learnt otherwise.
Hegerberg: First of all injuries aren't easy. But first I was unlucky with the injury that I had. But I was very, very fortunate to have met the right medical staff at the right time, who you could say pulled me out of that hell. What I'm capable of doing today, I'm really proud because I know how far I've come. To have the courage and discipline to return to the top level, it's almost better than a trophy. Almost. Because it's behind me now. Mentally I'm in a really good place. I want to play my best football in the years to come. And I hope that will be the case.
[HEGERBERG'S FIRST GAME BACK FROM INJURY - OCT 5, 2021]
[Game footage]
[HEGERBERG'S FIRST GOAL SINCE RETURNING FROM INJURY - NOVEMBER 2021]
[Game footage against PSG, Lyon 6-1 PSG]
[Hegerberg thinks about smiling]
Hegerberg: It's nice. You could say I spent a lot of time visualizing it while I was out [injured] to be prepared for those moments. And you could say I had been waiting for that moment for a long time. I love everyone's reaction. I love Griedge [MBock]'s reaction as well because it's true that we came back - the two of us came back from serious injuries. And we showed everyone we were able to return to the top level even if - even if you had something serious. So it's really nice.
[OLYMPIQUE LYONNAIS - BARCELONA 2022 UWCL FINAL]
[Game footage]
Hegerberg: Yes, it's incredible. It's difficult for me to describe tonight.
[present day: Hegerberg laughs hysterically]
Hegerberg: I have to give a shoutout to Griedge [MBock] as well. What we went through was every athlete's nightmare.
[present day: Hegerberg is still losing it]
Hegerberg: Don't you realize it? It's the eight Champions League trophy for the club. I keep saying this, but the president, what he's done for us, for football in general, I don't have any words. I have so much respect [for him]. [The trophy] is coming home, it's deserved.
[Present day: is Hegerberg still losing it? Answer: yes]
[2021 - 2022 LEAGUE TROPHY CEREMONY]
[Trophy ceremony footage]
Hegerberg: [into a microphone] Where is the Champagne? Where is it? Where is the Champagne?? We need the Champagne.
[Present day: Hegerberg loses it]
Hegerberg: And it's true that that night [of the UWCL final], it was total euphoria. I think it was one of the biggest nights in women's football because it was such a good final, the intensity, I've never experienced intensity like that. There was a sold-out stadium with a lot of fans, a lot of Barcelona supporters. There was a lot of - you can say there some misspoken statements before the final [cf: Caroline Graham Hansen, cf: general WoSo media] but us as players we're focused on what happens on the pitch. That's not a problem. But I think there were a lot of people who, before this game, forgot everything this club has accomplished. And what was nice was that were prepared for it. We knew what our qualities were before the game. But I think a reminder of who we are was necessary. Coming back in my first season post-injury and winning the UWCL, it's really touching. I had forgotten, it was almost psychological, and to have been rewarded with that trophy, it's - it's magical. It's one of the best experiences I've ever had.
Hegerberg: What we showed that day, it's unforgettable. It's an exceptional team. And [Hegerberg laughs] what a game. Honestly, what a final. I feel those emotions all over again when I rewatch the game. I think - Wendie [Renard] won't like this - I think I've watched the game 12 times. It's a really high level game. I think - when I say the intensity, the technical level, the quality you have on the field, the stakes which were at play. The stakes were - wow. And also to come back and prove that we were the best team in Europe. That's not done singlehandedly. There's a lot of work which goes into it. When I watch the film, I also see all the suffering behind the scenes and what we had to go through to get there.
Hegerberg: I was really emotional as well because at one point I saw Jean-Michel Aulas in the stands, our president for so many years. I wouldn't be where I am today without him. Thanks to him we were able to build a team which was without a doubt the best team in the world for so long. Personally I will never forget the chance he took on me, to have me play here for so long. He was a big, big figure in my career. I will never forget him. [Hegerberg tears up a little] I'd like to thank him because it was an unforgettable period. So I'd like to say a big thank you to Jean-Michel Aulas for my adventures, which has been going on for 10 years now.
[CONTRACT EXTENSION]
[Contract extension footage]
Hegerberg: Lyon is my home. I had to stay. It was in my head since the beginning. I said to my husband "I don't see myself anywhere else." It's true that it was the first time since I've been at Lyon that it took - it took a bit longer. But since the beginning I've always seen myself at Lyon. It's my town, it's my home.
Hegerberg: It's a new era with a real bad-ass woman, I would say. Michele Kang is very ambitious. I'd like to thank her as well for believing in me. You can feel that she's a very ambitious woman who wants to bring something more, who wants to change the dynamic a little bit in football in general, and who really wants to be at the top with this team. You need someone who is ambitious, who projects discipline, ambitions, investment - especially investment - in the ranks, and that that transmits to the team as well.
Hegerberg: I think there are things we have to go get. We still have some nice trophies to go win. We have a lot of potential. I want to continue playing my best football here.
Hegerberg: I came here as a young girl and I became a woman here. Lyon will always be my home even after my career ends. And here I am very, very happy to stay here another three years and to work hard to win several more trophies, UWCL, league. All the trophies possible. Because we have to go get them now. You have to give everything, and I'm ready to give everything for another three years for my club.
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marlaluster · 2 years
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"Why would I want to have a baby with someone who's having a baby with someone else. Because I'm not that much of a sociopath. I'm a lunatic. I'm not deranged," Khloe Kardashian is quoted as saying this Instagram post by the media outlet Entertainment Tonight.
Very strange baby conception situation with Khloe Kardashian. She and her ex Tristan Thompson had a new baby through IVF using a surrogate. They already have a daughter together from when they were in a relationship.
A weird feeling is on the situation with the new baby who was recently born. It feels very diminishing of Khloe. My soulmates said Kardashian is someone not okay.
"The devil doesn't know what to do that she's so less. She's so less that it can't be, this reality," my soulmates said about this weird situation where Khloe Kardashian is having a surrogate baby with her ex who is apparently having a baby with someone else.
"I can tell what's really happening is that the person is saying she's not less, but it's saying you are, something is saying that to her. The people are less because they act like people can't be as who is okay. They say Marla and her soulmates can't be, her, Khloe Kardashian," my soulmates said. "There is more. The thing is not letting me tell it."
"Can I tell to be okay? Uh, something says that she is not who she is, someone that is not less. But I have to go. Bye," the devil said.
"That's not exactly what it says. Something says she is not who she's saying, i.e. who she is on the surface. She said I am no matter what. It said then you're this: someone who isn't who would be. There's still something more he's not letting me tell," my soulmates said.
"I don't want you to put this post at all. Bye," the devil said.
I really wanted to hear what more my soulmates had to say but the devil kept pretending they were saying weird stuff that they weren't really saying.
"I don't know what to do. I'm losing," the devil said.
And my soulmates affirmed what I thought the devil was talking about. I thought he was told things would get more humiliatingly weird in the baby situation with Khloe Kardashian.
"That is what was said. Bye," the devil said.
Another thing regarding this post is that Khloe Kardashian looks like she has crossed eyes almost.
"She is someone where I can't be. Bye," the devil said. "So I don't know what to do but I'm not allowed to go on."
But the situation with Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson seems really humiliating for her. If I remember correctly, Thompson cheated on her -- I later read Thompson cheated on Kardashian twice, once while she was pregnant with their daughter -- and seems he doesn't really respect her, but she's choosing him to have a baby with through in vitro and with a surrogate. This seems strange. Apparently additionally Thompson is having a baby with someone else. Sounds like he is moving on, but Kardashian is still holding onto him to have a baby with. It sounds like an unthoughtful, reckless and sloppy thing to do on her part.
"It is saying he does not respect her on the post and elsewhere," my soulmates said. "Something is saying it."
"She is doing that because she isn't who can see he isn't okay, but doesn't wish her," the spell for this reality said about why Kardashian decided to have a baby with Tristan Thompson through a surrogate.
The spell said the situation with Thompson and Kardashian where he repeatedly cheats on her is about that the women in devil land are not wished, as the devil is saying.
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taramaclaywasaterf · 2 years
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lmaoooo @punklibertarian blocked me after going on some deranged ass temper tantrum spiral. Men are fucking batshit, yall. You know that quote that’s like “on every post about feminism, there’s men in the comments proving why we still need it.” Well, the same thing can be said about guns. “On every post about gun control, they’ll be lunatic dickswingers in the comments proving why we’re so desperate for it” lol
Anyway, bye buddy! I ain’t reading your little manifesto, but I’m happy for ya, I guess! Have fun being blocked too💖
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pocketsizeddemon · 4 years
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Partners in Crime
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I was listening to Set It Off's Partners In Crime and this happened. Enjoy~ 
1.5k words, AO3 
           “Did you see the bullshit on this morning’s newspapers?” you said as you passed the aforementioned newspaper to Jaehyun. It read:
            The real-life Joker and Harley Queen have struck again. The famous criminal couple, that remains unidentified, have succeeded in yet another bank robbery. The police are baffled as there seem to be no clues so far to help with the investigations. Expert criminologists call their robberies proper “works of art” as they seem to be perfectly executed.
            Jaehyun sighed. Of all the things that those idiots could nickname you, why did it have to be that? “Bonnie and Clyde are right there! Whatever the hell makes them think that I’m a deranged lunatic that abuses his wife? …At least they got you right. You definitely are a hot genius.” He commented with a crooked smile that made his dimples show.
            “Must be because you’re calling me baby doll all the time” you replied, sticking your tongue out to him. “Works of art though.” you bit your lip as you quoted the article. “Now that’s a compliment. I wonder if they’re saying the same when they’re writing their reports.”
            “Well we’ll never have to worry about that now, don’t we baby doll?” he answered sweetly. Mock him all you may but he knew how much this little nickname made your heart flutter. He stood up to hug you and rest his forehead on yours. “They don’t know who we are my beloved, we’re ghost walking among the streets, we leave no traces, and even if they do find us, they’ll never take us alive.”
            Truth be told, you’ve been carrying the oath you gave on your wedding day long before you actually married. Until death do us part was always part of your relationship since the beginning. Jaehyun was a bank employee and you were the secretary of the bank’s manager in the same bank when you first met. The beginning of your romance was sweet, like all other love stories. There weren’t exactly any money problems you faced and there weren’t any rumors about you two being a thing but you both hated the situation for various reasons. Jaehyun’s patience broke the day you came home furious because the greasy old manager had touched you inappropriately.
            It was a few days later that Jaehyun ‘died in a car accident’ and a few more days until a ‘fire of unknown origin’ broke down in your apartment, strangely both leaving your ‘bodies’ conveniently unrecognizable. It was a genius beginning to your plan. No one could arrest a dead man after all. A week later, your legacy as lovers and partners in crime began with a perfectly executed murder and the heist of the bank that you two used to work at. The murder of the manager was a little unnecessary but Jaehyun wouldn’t let the asshole that groped you walk around unpunished. Plus the element of fear was a good way to shut everyone up and made sure they’d behave.
            You’d never forget that day. As you felt Jaehyun’s arms around you and his lips on your forehead, you could still hear bits and pieces from that fateful evening.
Everybody freeze!
Nobody move, or we will shoot.
Empty out the vault and please, put the money in the bag so my doll and I can be on our way.
            And so your lives like spoiled royalties began. You had forged fake identities, it being insanely easy with all your new-found wealth. From there the sky was the limit. Expensive hotel suites, art heists, pricey jewelry and clothes, more bank robberies and of course, your wedding with the love of your life.
            “Jae?” you sweetly blinked up to him, “I love you.”
            “I love you too baby doll.” He answered as he leaned down for a kiss. You took a look at his curved lips, dimples showing just for you. Standing up on the tips of your toes as you reached for the back of his neck to pull his face down to yours. He kissed you softly, yet passionately, still knocking the breath out of your chest in the most comfortable. He slowly pushed you towards the bed, his hand falling to either side of the pillow to keep himself from crushing you.
            “Does my beloved queen want her well-earned jewels?” Jaehyun had developed an interesting kink since the beginning of your controversial career. Said kink was buying you expensive jewelry and having you wear them in bed. You rolled your eyes at his suggestion and slanted your lips over his before wriggling under him to go pick something out. His favourite piece was an extravagant body chain adorned with Swarovski crystals and you decided to wear that, picking a not so little extra piece.
            You’d be lying if you said that you didn’t get off to this new kink of his, the thrill kicking in, and through it, you also realized that you loved it when Jaehyun wore rings in bed. There was just something sexy about feeling the cold metal on your skin contrasting his warm touch. Now wearing only the body chain and holding a marvelous gold ring for Jae, you seductively walked towards the bed.
            His reaction was instant, something carnal and dangerous glowing in his eyes, a dark and lust-ridden low grunt rumbling from his chest. He made a move to get up, as he was resting on the headboard in just his boxers, but before he could make a move, you straddled his lap. You offered him the ring and he caressed the chain that adorned your body.
            “No matter what you wear, you’re always a goddess to me. But damn is it wonderful to see you like this.” His hands went to your hips, roaming the soft skin and making you shudder. He pulled you in for a kiss, your hips moving involuntarily against his growing erection. His kisses traveled lower to your jaw, neck, and chest and as your noises grew needier, so did he grow hungrier for you.
            “Jae” you moaned out his name. “I want to ride you tonight.” You said pushing his hair back as he was focused on sucking one of your nipples. His dick twitching was enough of an answer for you and soon he was fully naked, the tip grazing your wet folds. You slowly took him in, breathless moans dropping from your lips as he stretched you out.
            The delicate chain moved with every small grind and breath you took, making Jaehyun feel mesmerized. He was trying really hard to keep his composure but your body drove him crazy. He started meeting your pace, his hands trailing the small of your back.
            “Fuck!” you moaned as he met your hips with a, particularly hard thrust. Your hands wrapped around his neck as you tried to ride him at a steady pace, but with every grind, he met you halfway and hit places that were making you lose your mind. He loved letting you call the shots, but it seemed like he was coming unhinged. 
            He didn’t give you any warning as he grabbed your hips and lifted you up. His fingers squeezed the sensitive skin as he thrust up relentlessly, making you leave out a cry that was full of pain and pleasure. That familiar knot began to tighten in your stomach as you felt every inch of him, getting you closer to your peak and sure to leave you sore the next morning.
            Your nails left scratches on his shoulders, as your hands moved to grab the headboard behind his head for support. You could only relent as he fucked you hard and fast, the sound of the bed creaking combined with his deep growls and your wanton moans as lust overtook both of you.
            His teeth latched onto your breast, biting down on the sensitive spot as he continued to ravage you. Every nerve in your body was screaming for release and one particularly hard thrust had you coming undone on his cock. You screamed as your orgasm hit you, tightening around him, your legs wrapping like a vice around his waist. He gripped your hips harder and thrust faster as he chased his own high and sent you into delicious oversensitivity. You couldn’t do anything but whimper as he spilled his seed inside you, a low growl leaving his lips.
             The comedown was sweet, it always was. Jaehyun muttering sweet nothings in your ear as he left soft fluttery kisses all over neck and face making you feeling fuzzy. He helped you remove the now insanely uncomfortable chain and cleaned you up before lying down next to you. As he wrapped his arms around you and nuzzled into your neck, you let out a soft chuckle.
            “Hey baby?” you said with a sleepy yet sinister smile. “Can I bring out the cuffs next time?” He pulled back just a little bit with a worried expression that soon turned into a smirk.
            “I’ll let you do your worst, baby doll,” he stated before kissing you goodnight.
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Let me guess, you think the officers who murder unarmed civilians are ‘fine people’.
Okay, ignoring that the “very fine people” quote was taken completely out of context...
What that cop did was evil. No question. He did not need to press his knee on the neck of Floyd in order to subdue him. Also, given that there were multiple complaints leveled against this particular officer beforehand, it’s not unreasonable to demand that department be investigated for incompetence and/or corruption.
Okay? Okay.
You know what’s also bad? Acting like lunatics and burning down and looting businesses, many of them small businesses owned by black people, immigrants, and latinos. In what universe does acting like a criminal stop police brutality? HEY DINGUS! STEALING A NERF GUN FROM TARGET ISN’T HELPING TO STOP POLICE BRUTALITY. IT WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE!
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It’s not a contradiction or cognitive dissonance to believe that the police should be held accountable for their actions and also believe in the stupidity, selfishness, and counter-intuitiveness of the riots.
See a therapist about your Trump Derangement Syndrome. It’s causing brain rot.
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A Small Note
It was Christopher Hitchens, perhaps quoting someone else, who once offered that the problem with Judaism is that “it leads to Christianity.” It was half said in jest. In a similar spirit, I would humbly propose a slight amendment and suggest it actually led to monotheism, or the beginning of it as the regnant conception of the deity. Indeed, the two largest religions in the world - Christianity and Islam - are inheritors of the Jewish tradition, claiming descent from the latter’s own proclaimed father-figure, Abraham, or Ibrahim. When Jesus appeared, he did not seek to overthrow Judaism and usher in a new religion. He conducted his ministry as a Jewish rabbi. His followers started a new faith movement, especially Paul, who perhaps did more than any other member of that first generation to evangelize the world outside of the Israel of his day. 
From the landscape of what we now might call Arabia, Muhammad would also have an eye towards the father of Ishmael and Isaac, and proclaim himself another in the line of prophetic figures spanning Abraham, Moses and Jesus. This was of course a fastening of his own movement to Judaism, as the founders of Christianity had also done, while perhaps still considering themselves Jews who had recognized the Messiah. Or just Jews who were bringing news of the Messiah’s coming, death and resurrection to the peoples of Asia Minor and Rome, and proselytizing them towards a faith that was adjacent to Judaism. It is therefore no mystery why all three faiths have some attachment to Jerusalem, a 2,000-year old development that has caused among other things, a host of problems for regional and international peace and security.
This primordial tendency towards Judaism has an even more devastating effect. Rather than simply borrowing from Judaism or even claiming descent from some scriptural aspects of the religion, certain people have preferred to assume the entirety of its identifiers and determine that they are in fact the real Jews. On some level (and one would have to wear the religious mindset for a brief moment to get this) it is understandable why people would do this. In the Bible itself, it is written that Jews are God’s “chosen people”. Well, if Christians have such a thing in the one book they say is the precise and immutable word of God, then certain attitudes towards the Jews are going to be unavoidable in the Christian heart. Couple this with the refusal of Jews to acknowledge the divinity and messianic status of Jesus, then conflicting feelings towards them are almost certain. 
The things people choose to hold religiously within their own hearts, despite their clear collision with reason and common sense, is entirely a private affair; and though they no doubt must strain, many do live normal lives while enduring under the contradictions. But this claim of the real Jewish identity, openly and socio-politically, is dangerous. Indeed, just within the past year, it led to the deaths of Jews in upstate New York, and a would-be massacre in New Jersey. These atrocities were carried out by members of a deranged sect calling itself the Black Israelites. Now, to be sure, there are black and African Jews and Israeli citizens, and one must not mistake them for this group of quacks who are quick to commit violence. 
What we should begin to consider with seriousness is the publicity this quack contingent is enjoying, as its nonsense is spread by people who aren’t necessarily members of it, but nonetheless believe its arguments, and are otherwise prominent cultural figures pushing it under some grave misapprehension of “black empowerment”. Louis Farrakhan, a despicable crackpot and bigot is likely the leading figure in this movement to describe those calling themselves Jews, especially in these United States, as imposters who stole the rightful identity of the black man. Well, the black man is noble enough, with a heritage to be damn proud of. He doesn’t need to acquire for himself another’s. The pro-footballer, DeSean Jackson, of the Philadelphia Eagles just last week repeated the hateful lie, claiming Farrakhan and Adolf Hitler as authoritative progenitors of this “truth”. (At its most innocent, it requires a brain teeming with dead cells and cat food to quote Hitler for the singular purpose of boosting one’s own argument). Thankfully, Jackson apologized for that grotesquerie. 
A few days later, Nick Cannon opted to wade into those same insane waters, assured that he and his podcast guest, a clown calling himself Professor Griff, the Minister of Information, had unlocked some special knowledge. Of course, it was nothing original, just a plagiarism of a lie. This is one of the most galling aspects of this whole thing - its proponents believe they are so smart, and are operating on a higher plane of intellectual bandwidth that the rest of us have yet to prove ourselves capable of. In reality, they are historical illiterates and ignoramuses, who must be getting their study under the tutelage of bizarre “Afro-centric” lunatics, or the subterranean recesses of YouTube channel-dom and the pages of self-published books by some weirdo in Harlem. 
Our society began doing itself a disservice when the ranks of those who believe truth is subjective, even mystical, and does not require the rigors of academic inquiry, began to swell. As grim irony would have it, just a few days ago, the National Museum of African-American History and Culture itself would display this same idiotic tendency by issuing a graph which listed the “scientific method” as just one more aspect of white dominance, or whatever nonsense. Never mind that such a thing would thrill white supremacists; it is also a message that would do incalculable harm to black Americans who come under its influence. It would be an enormous tragedy if, right at that moment when racism in America is capturing the attention of a broad majority of Americans who have been awoken to its material reality in 2020, and the Black Lives Matter movement, a popular uprising, has attracted tremendous sympathy and support largely across the spectrum, some find it the enchanted moment to embrace fanaticism and stupidity in some misguided notion of what it means to be pro-black.  
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I'm not gonna be very inventive on this one. For the sw asks : every uneven number?
2. What is your favorite movie?
TPM or ROTS. Can’t choose between them
4. Do you ship Anidala?
I’m not against it tbh. But actively ship? Eh.
6. Luke or Leia?
Leia
8. Did you like Lando?
I love Lando
10. Did you like the sequels?
Yep
12. Snoke or Palpatine?
Palps. He’s just worse
14. Thoughts on General Hux?
He’s disgustingly evil and I love it but I’d also shoot him in the face without an ounce of regret
16. Least favorite ships?
Any that erase POC or are incest? Simple
18. What is your favorite quote?
Help me Obi Juan whoever the fuck you are... you’re my only ho
20. Sith Code or Jedi Code?
Sith sounds better but Jedi ends up more morally acceptable *shrug*
22. What is the saddest Star Wars scene?
Any scene where someone dies that Obi-Wan loved tbh
24. Han or Luke?
Uh... Han... yeah. probably Han
26. Favorite villain?
Palps is a creepy POS so it’s gotta be him tbh
28. Do you want Rey to have a love interest?
So long as it isn’t Ren? Sure. She can have any love interest she wants. But keep Mister Edgy away from her
30. Thoughts on Solo?
Haven’t seen it yet, don’t know if I’ll like it but eh, it’ll still be TLJ
32. What is your favorite Star Wars pun?
Every ounce of Star Wars in general tbh
“Hello there”
34. What is your favorite battle?
Uh... shit. Maul vs Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon. Straight up. That fucking sword work omg
36. If you could be trained by Qui-Gon Jinn or Obi-Wan, who would you choose?
Already answered but, Obi-Wan bc less freak out over me being a deranged lunatic
38. Anidala or Scoundress?
Scoundress is Han/Leia right? Bc deffo Han/Leia
40. Leia’s hair or Lando’s fashion?
Sorry Leia, Lando’s capes are The Bomb
42. If you could have any creature as a pet, what would you choose?
R2D2
44. Yousa like Jar Jar?
Not as much as Darth Sidious does *wink wink*
46. Finn or Poe?
I like Poe bc flyboy racer but I prefer Finn because he’s the only one with his head screwed on right half the damned time
48. What are your top five ships?
Oh crap. QuiObi, Han/Leia, Luke/Wedge, ObiBail, uh... PALPABINKS :D
50. Who is your favorite character?
Obi-Wan Kenobi, obviously
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Send me Star Wars Asks?
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Round 3 - Resurrect Bracket (Losers Bracket)
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to [make it to the finals]
Propaganda below ⬇️
Father Anderson
He’s probably on some kind of crack during the entirety of the series, I literally don't remember any aspects of him other than the fact that he just goes “AMENNNN” sometimes and has a habit of stabbing the shit out if anything that isn’t catholic. He’s the founder of deranged catholic bastard gaming, he has to be.
Semi immortal scottish priest who works for the vatican's secret vampire killing order. He can carry an absurd number of bayonets on his person and teleport using bible pages. Hates the protestants and has beef with Dracula at the point that while they are both fighting against the army of nazi vampires who are invading London he tries to kill him because Dracula makes himself vulnerabile. He's more than ready to lead a crusade against England but when his boss (who Anderson himself raised) admits that it's for a personal power grab and not for any kind of religious reason he dosen't hesitate to kill him in cold blood. Eventually dies after becoming an holy abomination by stabbing his hearth whit a piece of the cross
He’s so out of his mind he battles jacked up twink Count Dracula, AKA Alucard with bayonets. Not a rifle, just bayonets. He’s merciless, constantly spouting off bible quotes and speaking of his hate for Protestants. He’s a member of the Judas Iscariot Organization, Vatican Section XIII, within the Irish Catholic Church. He becomes so obsessed with his desire to kill the Vampire Alucard, formerly Dracula, he impales himself through the heart with the Nail of Helena in order to transform into a humanoid monster of holy thorns. Though his attempts fail, as Alucard rips his heart out and returns him to dust, Anderson is described as “his beloved rival”. He is complex, badass and wickedly devout.
Since Integra is a dirty protestant, i'm adding the actual catholics in the mix instead.
I’m sure you’ve gotten him by now but just so you know, this man fights Dracula on the regular for the Catholic Church and says “Amen” like a lunatic.
He’s probably on some kind of crack during the entirety of the series, I literally don't remember any aspects of him other than the fact that he just goes “AMENNNN” sometimes and has a habit of stabbing the shit out if anything that isn’t catholic. He’s the founder of deranged catholic bastard gaming, he has to be.
Ibara Shiozaki Propaganda:
girlie pop literally has moves like "faiths shield" and "crucifixion". she also tells one of her classmates that she hopes the firey pits of hell will cleanse him of his sinful ways (he used her as bait) and calls another classmate sinful for being deceitful
She literally never shuts up about her religion and it's really funny. Like almost every line she says has something to do with God. She calls everyone whos behavior she disapproves of a sinner and assigns her classmates biblical nicknames. Also her techniques are all called things like crucifixion and via dolorosa
She's a gag character for the Crown of Thorns and I adore her <3
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Dickheads of the Month: January 2019
As it seems that there are people who say or do things that are remarkably dickheaded yet somehow people try to make excuses for them or pretend it never happened, here is a collection of some of the dickheaded actions we saw in the month of January 2019 to make sure that they are never forgotten.
It seems that Rachel Riley is quite smart at maths but a complete moron at anything else, what with her accusing Noam Chomsky of antisemitism in spite of the fact that Chomsky is a little bit Jewish, before following it up by encouraging her far-right Twitter followers to dogpile onto anyone voicing different opinions to her - which mainly involved a 16-year old girl bearing the brunt of it.  However she wasn’t finished there, as when she was rightly being criticised for encouraging her followers to dogpile onto people she then went whinging to the press about being bullied by left-wing trolls before announcing she needed personal security for when she was attending Countdown tapings, which sounds uncannily similar to the same stunt Laura Kuenssberg pulled a couple of years ago
Starting the year with a bang we had Chris Grayling first try and defend the Seaborne Freight farce by saying he was supporting up-and-coming British business (while omitting the parts about them being owned by the brother of a significant Tory donor, or not having any ships or trading history, let alone the fact the contract wasn’t even put out to tender) and followed that up by claiming the rail fare hikes are entirely the fault of the unions and definitely nothing to do with shareholder dividends or years of rail services taking the piss with fare hikes on January 2nd every year.  Of course, Grayling being Grayling, he also helped out the Britait debate by saying that a second referendum shouldn’t take place because if the result came back in support of Remain it would go against The Will Of The People™ - which apparently said people willingly voting to remain wouldn’t be
It didn't help Grayling that those checking the Seaborne Freight website found that their Ts & Cs were from the template used when setting up a website for a takeaway food outlet, the timetable for services was blank (and, for some reason, in Latin), while their privacy page had forgotten that the fields marked [Business Name] are supposed to be filled with the name of the business using the website
Overly sensitive snowflake Piers Moron Morgan spent a hell of a lot of time and energy yelling from the rooftops how appalling it was that Greggs are selling vegan sausage rolls, which is apparently the downfall of humanity as we know it and definitely not the hourly cry for attention from an attention-seeking lunatic - and while some claimed it was a stunt because he and Greggs share a PR agency, that theory appears to have been ever so slightly undermined by him then spouting off about McDonalds selling vegan Happy Meals
It’s funny how James Goddard demonstrated just how much of a difference a day makes, with him threatening Anna Soubry and Owen Jones on January 7th and bellowing at police officers that if they so much as touched him he’d start a a war...yet on January 8th he was bawling his eyes out on Twitter because his Facebook and PayPal accounts had been terminated
Lying (through his teeth) in front of a tractor Boris Johnson claimed he never mentioned Turkey at any point during the EU Referendum campaign - and when confronted with his numerous comments about Turkish immigrants flocking into the UK if the country voted Remain by Channel 4 journalist Michael Crick, he ran away to hide like an utter coward
Proving that gaslighting is the in thing at the BBC, Director General Tony Hall stated in an interview with the Financial Times that there is no need to discipline Andrew Neil for referring to Carole Cadwalladr as a “mad cat woman” as he had apologised - except for the fact that, while it may be plausible that Neil apologised to the BBC, there has not been a public apology for his comments
Sticking with the BBC, it took just two editions of Question Time before Fiona Bruce showed her true colours as she spent ten minutes making jokes about Diane Abbott (including suggesting that she only became Shadow Home Secretary because she once slept with Jeremy Corbyn) prior to one edition which Abbott was a guest on, and for the remainder of the episode constantly talked over Abbott while letting the other guests speak uninterrupted, including allowing Isabel Oakeshott to not just make a patently false statement but use said patently false statement to attack Abbott.  It wasn’t helped that when the BBC finally got around to admitting fault almost two weeks later, their statement actually said it was a joke - you know, like the school bully tries to claim when they get caught
Oh boy, there were so many triggered manbabies were up in arms about a Gillette advert for suggesting that maybe, just maybe, being a toxic dickhead isn’t any way to behave - to which they responded by acting like a bunch of toxic dickheads throwing a temper tantrum all over social media not seen since Nike featured Colin Kaepernick in an ad campaign
I’m going to assume AnonymousQ1776 thought they were being really, really clever when posting that video clip of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez coupled with their sneering comment that made them sound uncannily like a teenage edgelord who doesn't know what communism is but throws the word around a lot.  I’m also going to assume they weren’t happy when the stunt backfired on them by not only making Ocasio-Cortez look like a normal human being who does normal things, but doing so also reopened the can of worms about what Brett Kavanaugh was up to when he was younger...
Middle England’s favourite edgelord Rod Liddle obviously needed to be extra quote-unquote provocative this month after using his column in The Sun to suggest that what Britain needs is a new political party that represents traditional values - which means neither Muslims nor the entire LGBT spectrum are not allowed
Just when you thought John Humphreys couldn’t sound any more like a pompous windbag with the credibility of a arthritic toad, he only goes to suggest that the Republic of Ireland should rejoin the UK - because who gives a toss about centuries of history or the minor inconvenience of 92% of irish people preferring to remain in the EU when Radio 4′s most jumped-up presenter suggests they swallow their pride and return to the warm chokehold of the British Empire? 
It appeared The Daily Star had a real scoop when they printed an interview with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in which he made scathing comments about the “snowflake generation” and how they were “looking for reasons to be offended” - that is until Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson issued a statement saying that not only did he not say those things, but he also never gave that interview
It seems The Board of Deputies of British Jews never got around to reading The Crucible judging by their going Full Baddiel and accusing Tottenham fans of antisemitism and, in the same statement, said they should follow the model of Chelsea fans - yes, the same Chelsea fans who have subjected Spurs fans to songs about Hitler and gas chambers for decades, who just so happen to be under investigation by UEFA for their anti semitic chanting during a Europa League match against Vidi in December
This month’s worst case of Trump Derangement Syndrome comes from Sarah Huckabee Sanders after she said that God wanted Donald Trump to become President in an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network
Lucky for Lara Kollab there’s nothing in the hippocratic oath forbidding being an anti semitic bigot on Twitter.  On the other hand, there certainly was in the employment contract at the hospital she worked at, which is why they fired her
Somehow the British Army paid £1.5m on an recruitment ad campaign that was so successful that it led to members of the army quitting when finding out their photos were used to recruit “Snow flakes" (sic) and “Me me me millennials” - but that didn’t stop Gavin Williamson claiming it was “a powerful call to action” (rather than “bloody patronising”) while James Cleverly mouthed off like an idiot on Twitter in support because mouthing off like an idiot on Twitter is all that somebody who makes their surname fair game on a regular basis like James Cleverley knows how to do
It took a while but Jake Paul finally found a way to reclaim his crown of Most Odious Paul Brother by hitting upon a loot box scheme to encourage his viewers to, in effect, gamble - because apparently he (and Ricegum) only paid attention to the part where the likes of Electronic Arts were making money hand over fist when they were shoving loot boxes in all their games, but didn’t bother listening when various gambling commissions began looking into the practise
To prove my point James Cleverly took it upon himself to take to Twitter and sneer “You do realise that it’s not a documentary” when I, Daniel Blake was airing on TV - because it's better to score points on Twitter than admit that a UN report late last year was damning of the Tory government’s treatment of their less well-off citizens, isn’t it?
Trying to explain away his dickheadishness saw Wayne Hennessey claim he wasn’t doing a Nazi salute in a photo that happened to be taken by German teammate Max Meyer, he was actually waving at somebody - and the reason he had his finger on his top lip wasn’t the well-known mimicry of Hitler’s ‘tache but he was putting his hand to his mouth so somebody on the other side of the room could hear him.  For some strange reason nobody was convinced...
Attention-seeking loon Laura Loomer didn’t learn from the humiliation conga line that was her so-called protest at Twitter HQ judging by her protest against illegal immigration that involved her climbing over the fence around Nancy Pelosi’s property and setting up a stall on Pelosi’s lawn - at which point she appears to have forgotten what she was protesting about and instead kept yelling for Pelosi to respond to her, even though anyone with C-SPAN would’ve told her Pelosi was currently in the Senate
In order to promote her UK tour Azealia Banks thought the best idea was to vomit a long string of invective about the Irish on her social media all because she got irked by one Aer Lingus flight attendant
Can somebody tell Bill Maher that he doesn’t make himself sound more correct every time he regurgitates the “adults shouldn’t read comics” rant he first brought it up in the wake of Stan Lee’s death?  Because it appears nobody has
Out of curiosity, is Gregory Prytyka Jr. still popping over here in an attempt to find material to try and attack me with because they can’t handle the fact I called them out for their tedious shitposting, or have they crawled back under the rock they usually live under?
And finally, harrumphing to himself in a way that everyone can hear (although they wish they couldn’t) is Donald Trump and his banquets that look suspiciously like those given by the megalomaniacal villain of Kingsmen, continuing to throw a diplomatic temper tantrum over a wall he said Mexico would pay for
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actually home soil is a beloved episode to me because my mom quotes "take us back to our warm sands" so much. she hates cold weather like she's the type of insane deranged lunatic to walk outside when its 90 °F and be like this is perfect. if we're somewhere that's too cold (which for her is anything below maybe 75 °F) she'll start doing take us back to our warm sands
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This year on January 6, Donald Trump—the fascist president of the United States—is stoking the reactionary rage of his rabid base of MAGA mobs and white supremacist street-fighters with deranged conspiracy theories of a stolen election. He is calling them into the streets of DC in record numbers to a rally he promises will—and this IS a quote—“be wild.”
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With his last breath he vowed "I will come back." The Victorian ghost who haunts Covent Garden tube station and the Adelphi Theatre.
123 years ago today, 16th December 1897, William Terriss was entering the Adelphi Theatre through the stage door in Maiden Lane, London, to prepare for the evening's performance of the play "Secret Service" when he was stabbed to death by a deranged and disgruntled actor, Richard Archer Prince.
Terriss had helped the struggling younger actor to find work in various productions that he had a hand in. However, Prince had, over the years, increasingly abused alcohol and become mentally unstable. During the run of The Harbour Lights, in which Prince had a minor role, Terriss took offence to something that Prince said about him and had Prince dismissed. Terriss, however, sent small sums of money to Prince via the Actors' Benevolent Fund, and continued to try to find him acting work. By the end of 1897, Prince was destitute and desperate for work, but he had become unemployable.
William Terriss, born as William Charles James Lewin, was an English actor, known for his swashbuckling hero roles, such as Robin Hood, as well as parts in classic dramas and comedies. He was also a notable Shakespearean performer. He was the father of the Edwardian musical comedy star Ellaline Terriss and the film director Tom Terriss. Athletic as a child, Terriss briefly joined the merchant navy and tried several professions abroad and at home. Adopting the stage name William Terriss, he made his first stage appearance in 1868 and was first in the West End in Tom Robertson's Society in 1871. In the same year he had major successes in Robin Hood and Rebecca and quickly established himself as one of Britain's most popular actors. In 1880, he joined Henry Irving's company at the Lyceum Theatre, appearing in Shakespeare plays.
The New York Dramatic Mirror called Terriss "one of the greatest and next to Henry Irving undoubtedly the most popular actor in England"
On 13th December 1897 Richard Archer Prince was forcibly ejected from the foyer of the Vaudeville Theatre, and he and Terriss were seen to argue the next night in Terriss's dressing room in the Adelphi Theatre.
Three days later, 16th December, Prince asked for money at the Fund's office, but was told that his request could not be considered that day. He then apparently crossed the street and waited for Terriss concealed in a doorway near the Adelphi's stage door. Terriss arrived at the stage door of the Theatre to prepare for an evening performance of the melodrama "Secret Service", when, according to a witness, “somebody rushed from across the road and struck him two blows most rapidly on the back.”
When the stunned Terriss turned around, the assailant “raised his arm a third time and plunged a large knife deep into the actor’s chest.”
Terriss cried out: “My God, I am stabbed! Arrest him!” A number of theatre staff rushed to his aid and, according to one newspaper report, “formed all too late a bodyguard.” Terriss was carried into a passage behind the stage door and propped up on pillows but he could not be saved. As he died, his lover, actress Jessie Millward, heard him whisper: "I will come back."
The murder became a sensation in the London press. At the trial Prince was found guilty but insane and sent to Broadmoor Criminal Lunatic Asylum, where he died in 1937. His relatively mild sentence was met with anger by the theatrical community, and Sir Henry Irving was later quoted as saying that "Terriss was an actor, so his murderer will not be executed.
Terriss’s promise that “I will come back” apparently came true in 1928. According to reports, a young actress was resting in her dressing room before a performance at the Adelphi Theatre when her couch began to shake. When it happened again she saw a green mist. Then something grabbed her arms and held her down. Her ordeal continued until there were two knocks on the door.
She learned later that the room had belonged to William Terriss who, through superstition, would always knock twice on the door with his cane before entering. In the 1950s Terriss was reported to have been seen emerging from a green mist at the theatre.
At nearby Covent Garden Tube Station, ticket collector Jack Hayden said in 1955 that he saw Terriss walking along the platform. “He was wearing an opera cloak and gloves, holding a cane, and had a very, very sad face and sunken cheeks,” he said.
The actor is even said to have been seen walking through a closed cafeteria door. The last reported sighting was in 1972.
A fictionalized version of Terriss's murder, The Star of the Adelphi, was broadcast in 2002 on BBC Radio 4 as part of The Further Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
These are my colourised version of two sepia toned portraits 1. A portrait taken by Alexander Bassano, published by St James's Photographic Co albumen cabinet card, 1882-1883 2. William Terriss (William Charles James Lewin) as Romeo in 'Romeo & Juliet' by Herbert Rose Barraud, carbon print, published 1st January 1885
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Massive Patriot Naval Fleet Comes To Rescue After Socialist Apple Falls On Trump's Head
By: Sorcha Faal, 
An insightful new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the latest attempts being used by the socialist Democrat Party to win their election against President Donald Trump, says most notable are their tactics going beyond the American idiom “scrape the bottom of the barrel” to using the entire barrel itself—and is an idiom defined as “using the last or worst of the resources or options from a particular range or set, even if they are not satisfactory, because there are no others to choose from”—best exampled over the past 24-hours by these socialist Democrats celebrating the book “Disloyal: A Memoir: The True Story of the Former Personal Attorney to President Donald J. Trump” written by convicted criminal felon Michael Cohen, that comically “calls Trump a cheat who sought help from Russia”—and celebrating the book “Compromised: Counterintelligence and the Threat of Donald J. Trump” written by soon to be convicted criminal felon fired and disgraced former FBI official Peter Strzok, that beyond laughably suggests that President Trump was “a full-fledged mind controlled “Manchurian Candidate” for Russia”—deranged celebrations joined by socialist Democrat Party leader Hillary Clinton, who posted an epic unhinged video slamming President Trump and Russia while her husband former President Bill Clinton looked on in helpless anguish—that’s best described by conservative Hollywood actor James Woods, who wrote about this Bill Clinton hostage video saying: “From the Lolita Express and hummers in the Oval Office to forced quarantining with Satan’s bride…Karma is a bitch”.    
Though for sheer lunatic desperation, the “barrel itself” prize undoubtedly must go to the leftist publication The Atlantic for their vile fake news article that said “anonymous sources” told them that President Trump canceled a visit to an American war cemetery in France last year because he didn’t want to get his hair wet for “suckers” and  “losers”—vile and provable lies proved by Trump-hater John Bolton, who meticulously detailed in his book how the weather was so bad in France that day General John Kelly cancelled President Trump’s visit to this American war dead cemetery—and further sees 10 eyewitnesses going on the record stating that this vile garbage published by The Atlantic is an outright lie—while most critical to know about this vile leftist garbage is that The Atlantic is owned and controlled by socialist multi-billionaire Laurene Powell Jobs—the widow of tech giant Apple founder Steve Jobs—who also happens to be a Joe Biden mega-donor having given his campaign over $600,000—also sees Laurene Powell Jobs being a close personal friend of socialist multi-billionaire Shopping-mall scion Deborah J. Simons, who hates Vice President Mike Pence with every fiber of her being—that’s important to know as Deborah J. Simons is the top donor to the socialist organization VoteVets.Org based in Portland-Oregon—and is the same VoteVets.Org that just hours after The Atlantic’s vile fake news story went live, released a highly produced ad on MSNBC’s Morning Joe featuring veteran families discussing their fallen loved ones in a rebuke to Trump featuring direct quotes exclusively featured in The Atlantic report.
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Whatever this elite socialist Apple privileged heiress hoped to accomplish by pummeling President Trump over the head with these vicious lies and leftist media hit job no one knows—as since all of these socialist Democrat Party “scrape the bottom of the barrel” tactics occurred, not a single pro-Biden rally has been seen anywhere in America—as instead, Biden terrorists over the past few hours have thrown fire bombs against police in Portland-Oregon and continue to rampage in the streets of Rochester-New York and New York City terrorizing citizens—while at the same time, patriotic Americans continued to unleash massive boat parades showing their support for President Trump in North Carolina, Minnesota, Texas, Missouri, Ohio and Florida—which rival the world’s largest boat parade that took place in Malaysia on 14 September 2014, when 1,180 boats took part in the Malaysia Day celebrations along the South China Sea—a record shattered during the 4th of July weekend when a Trump supporting boat parade saw 3,417 boats in South Carolina—last month saw another massive Trump boat parade in Florida trying to break this record even more—and yesterday in New Jersey saw up to 3,000 more Trump supporting boats putting to sea—all of which have been totally ignored by the leftist mainstream propaganda media—that is until a few hours ago, which was when the leftist New York Times reported on yesterday’s massive Trump supporting boat parade in Texas because bad weather caused 4 of them to sink. 
In defiance of socialist Apple heiress lying smear, socialist Hillary Clinton’s deranged Russian delusions and Biden terrorists, patriotic Americans show their support for President Donald Trump with largest boat parades ever seen in world history.
In order for any of these socialist Democrat Party and leftist mainstream propaganda media “scrape the bottom of the barrel” tactics to be effective, this report concludes, they first must be known about and believed—a critical reality to know about, as all of these lying tactics have met what is being called the “Get Woke, Go Broke” headwind—a term that describes how the great masses of the American people have zero interest in the lies and propaganda these godless monsters are spreading—best exampled in the ratings collapse of viewers watching the “woke” National Basketball Association and its games—as well as the “woke” Major League Baseball that’s watching its viewership ratings collapse into oblivion, too—while at the same time, the honest and truthful pro-Trump network Fox News continues breaking all viewership records, and to such a remarkable extent, the Fox News afternoon show “The Five” astonishingly now has more viewers than every single one of CNN’s and MSNBC’s prime time news shows—all of which more than explains why the approval rating for President Trump is now back to his pre-COVID high of 52%—and most importantly, confirms the wisdom of Republican Party President Abraham Lincoln—who during his war against these Democrat Party demons while the American Civil War raged on, told them to their faces: “You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time”.  
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