I understand, now, why god would raze the world and start anew.
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How do think everyone in the batfamily would react to meeting Thomas and Martha?
Tim: [Conspiracy theorist noises, no one knows if they’re good or bad]
Jason: great, more rich people. Not like we have enough of those. [Loves Martha and wants to know if Catherine is okay, if there’s even a possibility of knowing.]
Dick: sorry I knocked off your ashes while doing gymnastics, grandpa. I think you were in the vacuum cleaner for a while :/
Thomas: meh, it happens :D as long as you’re having fun!
Duke: ok so wait. You’re telling me Gotham used to be WORSE?
Damian: [Keeps getting his cheeks pinched] Can you purchase the government and make animal abuse punishable by hanging?
Thomas: I’m sure we can make that happen! Anything for my little man!
Bruce: Father :|
Thomas: What, I miss the death penalty. Now those were the days.
Bruce: Mother!
Martha: Don’t look at me. I made Luigi Maroni drink a bleach cocktail for kicking a cat.
Damian: …You’ve earned my admiration, Grandmother.
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YAN! FRIEND: Hey, [Y/N] can you buy something for me? Here’s my wallet.
READER: Yeah sure. *looks through wallet, sees a bunch of pictures, freezes, then relaxes* Oh I thought you had a photo of me. Haha.
YAN! FRIEND: Huh? Why would I have a photo you pffftt-
YAN! FRIEND: You should totally give me a photo though.
*awkward laughing ensues*
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