Katniss: I want Wiress and Beetee
Peeta: Johanna calls them “Nuts” and “Volts”
Katniss: …Why the hell are you talking to Joanna?
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GOOD OMENS S2 SPOILERS!!!
The new season was so much better than I thought it would be, right up until it broke my heart
I think that his first instinct would be to do what crowley said he would do if he was in charge
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My old Sash rather disfigur'd by the heavy Rain which half drown'd us on our march to the Yellow Springs, (and which by the bye spoilt me a waistcoat and breeches of white Cloth and my uniform Coat, clouding them with the dye wash'd out of my hat) served me as a Sling in our retreat from German Town, and was render'd unfit for farther Service_
John Laurens to Henry Laurens, 6 November 1777
A sad wet man.
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kara: this is my girlfriend lena and this is lena's girlfriend, andrea
[an indefinite period of time later]
kara: these are my girlfriends, lena and andrea
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"fuck you calling me Angel like it doesn't turn you on just to say it" post
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Astarion: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Gortash: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Tav, scoffing: Oh, please.
Gortash, to Tav: Hey, how you doin’?
Tav:
Tav: *giggles and blushes*
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I don't think we talk enough about how Andrew and Neil are each other's sugar daddies
Aw you're dressed like a homeless person, lemme buy you some clothes
Aw your car got vandalized, lemme buy you a new one
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Tenenbaum: "Just bring Suchong to me."
Fontaine: "Well, he locked himself in his room."
Tenenbaum: "Just tell him I said something."
Fontaine: "Said what?"
Tenenbaum: "Anything factually incorrect."
*2 minutes later*
Suchong: "I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean?!"
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