Mike in denial that his best friend was a raccoon this whole time
"Mike, you found him in a dumpster..."
"yeah? that doesn't mean anything?"
"he's approximately 3 feet tall when standing......."
"yeah! he's just a little guy!"
"he's nocturnal and causes mischief! knocks things over with his little hands!"
"there's nothing wrong with a little mischief and frankly I don't see your point 😤"
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