#raccoonboy jay

[jaywhoreman]

Mike in denial that his best friend was a raccoon this whole time

"Mike, you found him in a dumpster..."

"yeah? that doesn't mean anything?"

"he's approximately 3 feet tall when standing......."

"yeah! he's just a little guy!"

"he's nocturnal and causes mischief! knocks things over with his little hands!"

"there's nothing wrong with a little mischief and frankly I don't see your point 😤"

#mike #jay #raccoonboy jay #oofa goofer

[primordialbrowman]

Look, Jay and Rich are both raccoonboys

One can't read and the other can barely form a sentence, and Mike likes to collect ferals

[jaywhoreman]

@mikeslutklasa @primordialbrowman just doubled checked some screenshots and he was actually raccoonboy this whole time?? not sure how the fandom missed this..

#listen i know they're not good but i put my whole heart into these dumb edits #jay #raccoonboy jay #oofa goofer

[jaywhoreman]

I want Jay to hold me with his teensy raccoon hands...

you get it

#raccoonboy jay #oofa goofer

[jaywhoreman]

Raccoon Jay is a panty sniffer

why would you say something so controversial yet so arousing?

#raccoonboy jay #i love it when they act sleazy 🥴

[jaywhoreman]

He'll give you rabies and u will died

xoxo primordialbrowman

good ♥️

#wouldn't have it any other way #raccoonboy jay

[primordialbrowman]

The abundance of catboy jay vs the under-representation of far more appropriate raccoonboy jay

Shame on you all

[primordialbrowman]

Feral raccoonboy Jay is real and he can hurt you