Mike in denial that his best friend was a raccoon this whole time
"Mike, you found him in a dumpster..."
"yeah? that doesn't mean anything?"
"he's approximately 3 feet tall when standing......."
"yeah! he's just a little guy!"
"he's nocturnal and causes mischief! knocks things over with his little hands!"
"there's nothing wrong with a little mischief and frankly I don't see your point 😤"
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Look, Jay and Rich are both raccoonboys
One can't read and the other can barely form a sentence, and Mike likes to collect ferals
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@mikeslutklasa @primordialbrowman just doubled checked some screenshots and he was actually raccoonboy this whole time?? not sure how the fandom missed this..
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I want Jay to hold me with his teensy raccoon hands...
you get it
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Raccoon Jay is a panty sniffer
why would you say something so controversial yet so arousing?
He'll give you rabies and u will died
The abundance of catboy jay vs the under-representation of far more appropriate raccoonboy jay
Shame on you all
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Feral raccoonboy Jay is real and he can hurt you
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