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bronzecats · 6 months

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youtube

I am saddened but also enraged.

And on her instagram page you can tell which comments were left before the investigation aired and after. I so, so wanted to believe that it was just flimsy evidence, that it was just something coming out now that had never been said before.

#buffy sainte marie #pretendians #canada #race faking #Youtube

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skykittywhatchamahcallit · 11 months

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I have absolutely no idea how to start this conversation besides:

Trans racial(race-faking) makes little to no sense to me. Transgender is vague at best but it makes complete sense to me but I cannot wrap my head around people who want to change races or even what that’s suppose to mean?? And why it’s not the same as transgender stuff??

#sky gets political #race faking #transracial #this comes from a place of genuine confusion and curiosity #everything I see about it jumps through so many hoops to explain the difference and i hate that shit #discourse

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jouvi · 9 months

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about this blog:

jouvi is a blog dedicated to reposting pictures and videos of the person known as sofia/kira/jupiter, who disappeared from the site after she got caught editing her pictures trying to make herself, a german woman, look asian.

the urls sofia was known by:

sofiaauditores

erernjaeger

phantonhives

cierin

touoka

xirishima

vonnx

yaworu

kogitsune

saltykillua

jouvi

8qi

9vi

jellyuu

wiuna

and probably many more...

aside from faking being asian, sofia was also eventually called out for remaining 18 years old for several years. after deleting her account she seemingly ceased contact with all her friends and never came back (or has she...?)

if you have any more information/tea on sofia, send it in :) hateful messages to the mod will not be tolerated and will be deleted. the person sending them, even if on anon, will be blocked. have a good one.

the vague about sofia | sofia’s response + callout post | one instance of sofia claiming to be asian | the infamous clearly edited pic + the og | more tba...

lil faq under the cut:

who’s that in your profile picture?: that’s sofia herself. this picture is the most recent one I was able to find.

what’s her actual name?: either sofia or sophia. that is the name she went by when she first started tumblr as sofiaauditores and many of her friends went on to still call her sofia even after she started going by kira and jupiter. also in the most recent picture she is seen to be wearing a necklace saying “sofia” on it, so I’d say it’s pretty safe to assume that is her real name.

some general info on sofia?: sofia is a german stuck-at-the-age-of-18-years-old woman. her birthday is june 5th and she is a gemini. height? 5′2. gender? probably female. sexuality? lesbian, last I checked she used the d-slur*, so she better be. location? who knows, I don’t. mbti? estp. alignment? neutral evil. according to herself, sofia suffers from bpd, an anxiety disorder and adhd...

*d-slur incident:

what’s her deal, exactly?: sofia first earned “tumblr fame” as sofiaauditores, where she was heavily into video games, specifically assassin’s creed. she mentioned living in freiburg, germany (link to post - in german!) and that she is 18 years old. over the years she changed urls often (but managed to stay 18), one of her most “famous eras” being the phantonhives era. she was a big fan of the manga/anime kuroshitsuji/black butler and an avid sebaciel shipper (which she later denied and called disgusting). at some point, many url changes later, she was living in lyon, france for a certain amount of time, to go to university, studying economics and french. she had a period of questioning her gender and sexuality, at some point going by he/him. she had a girlfriend at some point, who also had a tumblr account (unfortunately can’t recall the username).

according to sofia her parents were italian (father) and russian (mother). she had brothers and occasionally mentioned her little brother, who was living with her and her parents. it later got revealed that sofia’s mother was, in fact, not russian but kazakh! her reason for lying? she was ashamed of being half kazakh! only to go on and make being part kazakh her entire personality, along with editing her pictures to make herself appear more east asian, and how much it sucks being white passing :(

things got heated after sofia posted a picture of herself, the catch being that she edited her eyes so they look east asian, painfully so. the picture she used for this also happened to be a very old picture she posted years ago, so really, who was she trying to fool here? after being called out she deleted her blog (9vi) and remade as jellyuu, under the name neon. people caught onto this as well, so she ended up deleting quickly. her current tumblr is wiuna, although she hasn’t posted since 2022.

how do you know that sofia is wiuna?: source: trust me bro

does sofia have any other social media?: nope, not that I know of. she did at some point have instagram accounts (before the drama), with the usernames (in no particular order) “yaworu”, “ghoulgoth” or “gothghoul”, “professionalghoul” and “httpjupiter”, which were deleted eventually. she also had a twitter, which is still up (but not running), called matsuokuro and had a nsfw sideblog on tumblr called silentsinning.

isn’t what you’re doing illegal?: no. all the information you see here is public. you can find all of it if you dig deep enough. remember, kids, the internet is forever! be careful what you share online!

who are you?:

TO BE UPDATED!! this missile is eepy

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natailiatulls07 · 8 months

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A Redbull girl

2023 formula one grid & female!driver!reader (mainly redbull)

Summary - Summer break is over and the redbull family is back together

Warning - None, Y/n gets drunk?

Part 2

Reader drives for Redbull

yourusername

One last summer dump before we return to the tracks

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username I want to be her.

username The way that everything she does is perfect 🤭

f1 Can't wait to see you again!!

maxverstappen1 Why? just why?

= yourusername Because I can 😌

username She is going to smash everyone out for the first place position I just know it, mark my words.

= username Thats redbull for you, brings out the best drivers!

f1gossip

Spotted: Y/n L/n, one of redbull's drivers, has arrived in Zandvoort, Netherlands only two days before the official race weekend

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username I am so excited to see more redbull Y/n content!

username Even when she hasn't done any makeup or her hair is a mess, she still looks fucking amazing!!

username I love her so much

maxverstappen1

Went out clubbing before the race weekend, it's safe to say that Y/n got the most drunk lol

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username The budlight box 💀

yourusername I am definitely feeling the consequences

= landonorris You thought fernando was tom cruise 😅

= username TOM CRUISE 🤣

carlossainz55 It was a great night though

= estebanocon You can say that again!!

yourusername posted a story

redbullracing

Summer break done and our favourites are back!!

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username So excited! They are my favourite trio!!

username She's Barbie and they're just ken

username Oh how I miss these guys ☺️

danielricciardo We're back baby

= yourusername Watch out everyone this season will be our season!!

= maxverstappen1 Always is!

yourusername

One and two for Redbull once again,

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username Congrates babes!

gerihalliwellhorner Totally deserves it girl, looking forward to the bbq 😘

= yourusername Thank you Mother Spice, can't wait to see you 😆

christianhorner A job well done 👏🏻

username I love the whole redbull family dynamic!

christianhorner

Had the Redbull family over for a bbq, loved using my new grill 🥩

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yourusername Thank you so much, loved our gossip session Mother Spice 💅

= gerihalliwayhorner Ofc we need to do it more often!

danielricciardo Thank you Horner family, thank you for making sure Y/n didn't get flat out drunk again lol

username The Horner/Redbull family is thriving!!

maxverstappen1 Thank you! Can't wait for the next!

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vanishingcherry · 1 year

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GRADUATION + HATE + LOVE

this is a social media au based on an anon request sent to @silverstonesainz, who left it open for someone else to make.

i hope you don't mind that i made it instead anon, enjoy! (sorry the name's kinda stupid my brain isn't working)

masterlist

๑ ⋆˚₊⋆────ʚ˚ɞ────⋆˚₊⋆ ๑

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yourusername lil photodump

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lilymhe so so pretty

↳ yourusername marry me

↳ alex_albon thats my girlfriend

↳ yourusername not for long

yourfriend love youu

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charlesleclerc ❤️❤️❤️

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yourusername dinner dates by the sea

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carlossainz55 so thats where charles ran off to after the meetings

↳ yourusername yes and?

yourbff SO CUTE

charlesleclerc pizza

↳ yourusername yummy 🍕

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charlesleclerc congratulations to yn for graduating oxford! so so proud! je t'aime ❤️

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yourusername thank you amore ❤️

↳ charlesleclerc te amo

f1fan YAYY CONGRATULATIONS YN!

charlesfan1 its weird cause hes so publicly supportive of yn but ive never seen yn publicly support charles

↳ f1fan5 i know right? ive never seen her tweet or talk about him in the paddock

charleseclair she studied at OXFORD?!

hamiltonsroscoe OH MY GOD WHY AM I JUST FINDING OUT HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND

yourfriend congratulations!!

↳ liked by yourusername

liked by scuderiaferrari, yourusername, landonorris and 2,924,857 others

charlesleclerc recently it has come to my notice that some of the fans have been sending hate to yn and making hurtful comments.

yn is one of the most beautiful people in my life, and I am extremely lucky to have her. she deserves the entire world and it hurts not only her, but me too when I see the messages that she has been receiving.

she is absolutely perfect for me and I love her with all my heart. we have mutually chosen to keep our relationship private, and ask that you respect that. if you were one of the people who sent the hate, know that supporting me means supporting the people I love as well.

@.yourusername je t'aime toujours

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You woke up to the constant sound of notifications coming from your phone. Rubbing your bleary eyes, you try and lean back in an attempt to reach the side table, stopped only by the tightening of the arms around your waist.

"Go back to sleep". Charles's voice is muffled, only part of his face visible with the rest smushed against the pillow. "Its too early."

Smiling softly, you lift his arm from your body. He groans, eyes opening to look up at you.

"Theres a lot of notifications amour", you explain. "I need to check what it is."

Rolling his eyes in defeat, he lets go of you, letting you pick up your phone and open twitter to see why so many people were talking about you.

Eyebrows furrowing in confusion, you see many people mentioning a post that Charles had supposedly posted last night. Looking over to him, you ask.

"Did you post something on Instagram yesterday?"

"Huh? Oh yeah." He doesn't bother elaborating, choosing to instead let his head fall back on the pillow, closing his eyes to block out the light.

Chuckling at his reaction, you switch to the Instagram app. Immediately met with 4 different pictures of yourself, you scroll down and read Charles's caption. Sighing when you realise he too had seen the tweets, you put your phone away, lying back down to face him.

"You didn't have to post that amour."

"I wanted to. They were being mean to you." he replies without a second of hesitation. "Je t'aime, d'accord? They have it all wrong, it is me who doesn't deserve you."

Nodding, you reply. "Thank you."

You snuggle closer to him, tucking your head underneath his own. You feel him press a small kiss to your forehead before once again pulling you in, his grip keeping you from moving.

Softly, you whisper. "Je t'aime toujours aussi."

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yourusername mon amour

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4mulaone · 8 months

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lots to discuss on the minefield of driver/reader insert fics but the literal funniest thing is fake twitter threads of drivers typing in an insane gen z internet specific lingo when factually speaking they talk like this

#that i miss racing you with my truck. on the m1. specifically on Eurotruck Simulator. (sunglasses emoji)#look inside ur heart. charles leclerc doesnt know what a soft launch is #also the fake beef in the comments between like user max69pogchamp and lequestrian420 always just denotes a bomb on me.#literally madness luv............#f1

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chrisevansonly · 8 months

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𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 | 𝐦𝐚𝐱 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧

✯social media au

✯max verstappen x female reader

✯there is no denying just how much you and max love each other

✯this wasn’t requested but i’ve been sitting on this idea for a while, and it’s my first max post! i have a couple other WIP for my other au’s and masterlists so be on the lookout for those!🫶🏻

yninstagram

liked by alexandrasaintmleux, maxverstappen1, wagsoff1 and 656,000 others

patiently waiting to go on vacation, happy summer break🩷

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username y/n slaying as usual

username max can you fight? cause let’s go

alexandrasaintmleux beautiful girl😍

>yninstagram i miss you angel!!!

redbullracing keep max out of trouble! 😁💙

>yninstagram ill do my best 🫡

username VACATION MAX CONTENT LETS GO!!

maxverstappen1 i can’t get enough of you❤️

maxverstappen1 😍😍😍😍

>yninstagram love you maxie🥰

username hey god? when is it my turn…

maxverstappen1 added to their story!

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maxverstappen1

liked by yninstagram, victoriaverstappen, redbullracing and 1.2M others

vacation has started, wouldn’t want to be with anyone else in the world ❤️

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username everytime i see y/n she gets more beautiful

username i love how obsessed with each other they are

victoriaverstappen have fun you two!🤍

>yninstagram can’t wait to get together again soon!🥰

redbullracing 💙😁

yninstagram awww these are so cute baby!!!

yninstagram i love you max, so excited for our little getaway😘

>maxverstappen1 ❤️❤️

username that pasta looks BOMB

username honestly i want y/n content on vacation no max

>yninstagram🤣

yninstagram added to their story!

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living the absolute dream with my best friend🌞💛

tagged maxverstappen1

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username the best grid couple idec

username that bathing suit is CUTE!!!

maxverstappen1 i get to hang out on the beach with the most beautiful woman on the planet❤️

>yninstagram 🥹🥹🥹

lilyhme you are a dream girl 😍

>alexandrasaintmleux i have to agree!

>yninstagram i love you both!!!!

username okay lily, alex and y/n are my fav trio

username im jealous of this vacation

maxverstappen1

liked by victoriaverstappen, yninstagram, waggossip and 989,000 others

mine.

tagged yninstagram

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yninstagram yours ❤️❤️

liked by maxverstappen1

yninstagram kinda did me dirty with the second photo but it’s fine😗

>maxverstappen1 idk what you’re talking about

username LMFAO THE SECOND PHOTO IS SO CUTE

victoriaverstappen @:yninstagram the second photo is adorable!!!

>yninstagram it’s…something 😂

username they’re made for each other i said it 😁

username parents parents parents!!

yninstagram

liked by alexandrasaintmleux, redbullracing, maxverstappen1 and 997,000 others

mom & dad clean up nice don’t we?

tagged maxverstappen1

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username THE DRESS?!

username PLS MOM & DAD! she’s seen the tweets😭

maxverstappen1 damn baby…

maxverstappen1 i think that dress belongs somewhere else…

>yninstagram oh yeah?

>charles_leclerc THATS ENOUGH

>landonorris i’ll have to agree with charles 😃

username LMFAO pls charles and lando😭

lilyhme you are EVERYTHING to me😍

>yninstagram i love you babe😘

username holy shiiiiit

yninstagram added to their story!!

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maxverstappen1

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vacation over, back to work🦁

tagged redbullracing

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username lets go max!!

username can’t wait for another week of the dutch anthem🫡

yninstagram can’t wait to cheer you on!!💙

>maxverstappen1 wouldn’t be able to do it without you❤️

redbullracing lets get back to work!

username im gonna miss vacation content🥲

yninstagram added to their story!

#rueswrites #ruesanswers #ruesanons<3 #ruesasks #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen #max verstappen x you #max verstappen x y/n #max verstappen x girlfriend reader #max verstappen x wife reader #max verstappen fake instagram #max verstappen fake social media #max verstappen social media au #max verstappen smau #red bull racing #formula one #formula 1 masterlist #formula 1 fanfic #formula 1

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pucksandpower · 1 year

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Max Verstappen x heiress!Reader - Instagram AU

yourusername

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yourusername no party like an after party

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bellahadid how are you real?

yourusername says you 😍

maxverstappen1 feel like stopping in monaco?

y/nfan1 she’s way out of your league

yourusername save me a toothbrush

y/nfan1 nevermind

maxverstappen1

Liked by yourusername, kendalljenner, and 586,725 others

maxverstappen1 a week well spent

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yourusername for free??? we could’ve sold those feet pics

maxverstappen1 you were always the better businessman

verstappenfan1 yay max caught himself a gold digger

rb4ever right they never learn

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yourusername

Liked by maxverstappen1, olympiagreece, and 1,399,704 others

yourusername for those of you who are new here, hi my full name is y/n y/l/n-rockefeller and i don’t need to dig for gold

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maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 trophy husband reporting for duty

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yourusername my trophy husband

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feddy-34 · 2 months

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not even trying to be a hater but it is genuinely funny how a certain subset of f1blr are head over heels for vettel while actively hating on max like......... they r literally the same im afraid. you would have hated red bull seb! he was winning just as much as max while being way more of a little shit about it!

#this is what happens when people dont know the whole story #seb was so annoying in rb and even ferrari!#but then he stopped winning #and now its all bees and shit #yk what maybe i am being a hater #but if u can't like drivers at their best u dont really like them!#just your fake image of them!#f1 #red bull racing #sebastian vettel #max verstappen #ferarri

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warnersister · 1 year

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INSTAMAGINE: DANNY RIC DATING AN ELITE RUNNER

Daniela Ricciardo x Reader

Daniel Ricciardo x Runner! Reader

youruser

youruser: Sunshine track sesh with team? Yes pls😍

📍: local track

🏷️: emmajanelbates, nikerunning

❤️: danielricciardo, emmajanelbates, nikerunning and 23,421 others

💬:

emmajanelbates: last rep was too hot🥲

❤️: 7,892

-> youruser: emmajanelbates thought the track was going to melt tbh

❤️: 6,235

nikerunning: new shoes Y/n? 👀

❤️: 7,245

-> youruser: nikerunning you know it 🤭

❤️: 7,132

redbullracing: if you needed a new set of tyres we’d recommend Pirelli over Nike😏

❤️: 18,242

-> runningblog: redbullracing wrong sport much? 😭

❤️: 4,185

-> ynlnrunningfan: redbullracing Where’d you guys come from🤣

❤️: 3,274

youruser with nnrunningteam

youruser: training with the elites in Kenya🇰🇪 for 4 weeks now stronger & wiser while running alongside the best🙏 never thought I’d get this incredible opportunity, watch this space for upcoming racing announcements👀🏃‍♀️

📍: Ngong hills

🏷️: nnrunningteam, sifanhassan, peresjepchirchirngeno

❤️: kipchogeeliud, sifanhassan, danielricciardo and 82,746 others

💬:

nnrunningteam: train with the best to become the best🙏 our job is done

❤️: 79,268

-> youruser: nnrunningteam beyond grateful for this opportunity

❤️: 82,129

maxverstappen1: danielricciardo she’s faster than you now

❤️: 83,256

-> danielricciardo: maxverstappen1 I’ll run after her any day of the week😍

❤️: 83,667

-> user1: maxverstappen1 do you guys know which sport you’re in? 😭

❤️: 42,142

-> ynnews: user1 no idea what is happening with the F1 drivers here🤔🤔

❤️: 32,442

danielricciardo

danielricciardo: vibes are immaculate

📍: Boston Marathon

🏷️: bostonmarathon

❤️: redbullracing, youruser, bostonmarathon and 367,498 others

💬:

redbullracing: #certified WAG Daniel

❤️: 365,232

-> danielricciardo: redbullracing I’m loving the stay at home wife life xxxx

❤️: 352,435

maxverstappen1: “you’re doing a great job hun”

❤️: 363,242

-> danielricciardo: maxverstappen1 got the drinks and snacks ready for the finish line

❤️: 360,135

youruser: 🤍

❤️: 365,890

-> danielricciardo: youruser ❤️❤️

❤️: 365,275

-> user1: youruser W H A T

❤️: 24,562

-> dannyfan: WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT HUH WHAT

❤️: 13,245

youruser

youruser: Boston. Tomorrow we race.

📍: Boston Marathon Start Line

🏷️: nnrunningteam, bostonmarathon, nikerunning

❤️: nnrunningteam, bostonmarathon, danielricciardo and 687,201 others

💬:

nnrunningteam: it comes down to tomorrow

❤️: 429,873

kipchogeeliud: see you on the start line. We know what you are capable of. 🙏

❤️:680,764

-> youruser: kipchogeeliud 🙏🧡

❤️:680,522

danielricciardo: 10 miles at 5min/km surely isn’t an easy run

❤️: 681,243

-> youruser: danielricciardo “oh no I want to come” “I won’t struggle I’m a racing driver it’s only running” - daniel via famous last words

❤️: 682,435

-> danielricciardo: youruser shush

❤️: 681,423

-> youruser: danielricciardo your words, not mine 🤷‍♀️

❤️: 680,921

-> ynelite: danielricciardo WHAT HAVE I MISSED A WHOLE BOOK?!?!

❤️: 72,352

-> f1newz: danielricciardo WHO WHAT WHY WHERE AND WHEN?!?!

❤️: 64,839

danielricciardo

danielricciardo: don’t like the shake out runs but I’ll certainly take the Boston milkshakes😋🥛

📍: Boston Shake Shack

🏷️: bostonshakeshack

❤️: bostonshakeshack, bostonmarathon, youruser and 872,149 others

💬:

bostonshakeshack: please serving two of the best 😉

❤️: 823,164

-> user1: bostonshakeshack TWO????? IS HE WITH YN????

❤️: 72,353

landonorris: yum.

❤️: 860,924

-> maxverstappen1: landonorris ur a child

❤️: 859,374

maxverstappen1: danielricciardo don’t get fat

❤️: 871,424

-> danielricciardo: maxverstappen1 I’m carb loading😤

❤️: 872,043

-> maxverstappen1: danielricciardo to WATCH a race??? 🤨🤨

❤️: 870,923

youruser

youruser: carbin’ up😋😋

📍: Boston Shake Shack

🏷️: bostonshakeshack

❤️: danielricciardo, bostonshakeshack, ynelite and 562,903 others

💬:

bostonshakeshack: our fave❤️

❤️: 540,724

-> youruser: bostonshakeshack forever and unbeaten love you and I❤️😋

❤️: 552,326

danielricciardo: 😋😋😋

❤️: 560,274

-> youruser: danielricciardo😋😍

❤️: 560,213

redbulldanny: THATS DANIELS HAND, THEY’RE DATING I SWEAR

❤️: 52,252

user2: same milkshakes as Danny Ric??? It’s official.

❤️: 49,853

youruser

youruser: Boston, the city, the people, the life - you are kind❤️ Race number on and I am ready. Bring it on.

📍: Hopkinton

🏷️: bostonmarathon

❤️: bostonmarathon, emmajanelbates, kipchogeeliud and 2,921,520 others

💬:

danielricciardo: forever proud of you no matter what.

❤️: 784,382

bostonmarathon: the debut.

❤️: 624,924

nnrunningteam: show them what you are made of!!

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⎯ N'OUBLE PAS DE VIVRE. christopher bahng chan

🎧 : bang chan x female reader

TROPE. streetracer!au, fake dating au

WORD COUNT. 5.9k

WARNINGS. drinking, mentions of drugs, illegal activities, streetracing, smut

PARTS. one, two, three

SYNOPSIS. y/n, new to seoul, south korea, has yet to find the crowd she wants to roll with. that is, until she hears one of her best friends babbling about the hottest topic of the city - the streetracers. specifically a group known as "stray kids". when y/n finds herself in the backseat of one of the racers' cars, she is thrown unexpectedly into a world much different from the one she was raised in - and perhaps has found the crowd she wants to roll with.

SMUT WARNINGS. kind of dirty talk not really, oral sex (f receiving), fingering (f receiving) (there will be more in the other parts)

n'ouble pas de vivre. ⎯ don't forget to live.

"What if I told you that I fucking hate you?" You glance over at your father, eyes lidded. You know you're high out of your mind, and you know that you don't really mean it - you haven't meant anything you've said in the past three hours.

"You don't hate me." Your father flips the page of his book absentmindedly, practically ignoring the fact that you're screaming in his face.

"I hate you!" You yell, and as if trying to make your point, you smudge the end of your cigarette on the wall. Part of you hopes that your father will stand up and reprimand you - the other part hopes you can continue getting away with your outrageous behavior.

"Why do you hate me, Y/N?" He finally looks up, locking eyes with you.

"You tore me away from my home," you say finally, sitting down against the wall. "I want to see my mom."

"You know damn well where your mother is." A flash of anger tears through your father's face, before quickly fading. He composes himself, straightening his suit. "Your mother is dead, honey."

You realize that you're crying now, but you couldn't give less of a fuck. Your father - this man who you've never met before in your life - has never chosen to care about you before the death of your mother. Why on Earth would he choose to care now? What was so important that you had to pack yourself up from New York and cross the fucking world to get to Seoul, South Korea?

"Fuck you!" You yell, standing quickly and moving through the hallway, up the stairs and to the bedroom that you've never slept in before. This is not your childhood bedroom, or the one that your mother always kept ready when you were away at college, or even the one at your ex-boyfriend's house - what on Earth were you going to do without Soobin here?

Some deep, hidden recess of you understands that this situation isn't your father's fault - in fact, you're sure he'd much rather be out partying and bringing home anyone he pleases than babysitting for an eighteen-year-old walking depressive episode. You know that he doesn't want you here, and you don't want to be here either.

So why won't he let you leave?

The thoughts make their way hurriedly through your mind, as though they're late to a business meeting in some other deep cavity of your skull. Soon, the rushing puts you to sleep, and you're left to dwell alone in your subconscious.

⭒☆━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ☆⭒

When you awaken again, it's nearly six am. With class two hours later, you get up slowly and get ready for your day, brushing your teeth and donning your clothes that look much too American for your liking.

"Can we pick up Soyeon?" you ask as you exit your father's house, looking over at his private driver, who just bows and nods at you. You're at Soyeon's apartment fifteen minutes later, and the pretty blond grins as she jumps into the backseat of the sports car with you, clutching her bag.

In your entire two months living in Seoul already, you've made all but one friend - Jeon Soyeon. An aspiring underground rapper with a taste for expensive sunglasses. She splays out across the backseat, letting her legs drape over your lap as she hangs her head out the window. "How mad was your dad last night?" she asks, tilting her head at you as she swings her head back in to examine your face.

"Not mad," you say, taking out a cigarette and lighting it. You catch a glimpse of the driver wrinkling his nose, but you ignore it, taking a drag and blowing a puff of smoke at your friend's face. "He wasn't upset at all until I brought up my mom. I don't think he cares that I was smoking and stuff."

Soyeon pretends to pout. "You're lucky. My mom is such a cunt about all that stuff. 'That shit kills you, Soyeon.' Like I don't wanna die already!" she giggles, and you can tell that even now, at seven-thirty in the morning on a random Tuesday in March, Jeon Soyeon is high out of her mind.

"I'm so glad we ended up in the same psych class," she says, bloodshot eyes glancing up at you. "Life would be so boring. All those fucking do-gooders are fucked."

"You're fucked," you say, pushing her playfully.

"So are you, bitch!" she laughs.

Not long after, you've arrived at the university that the two of you take classes together at. You get out of the car, shouldering your bag and stepping out onto the green, Soyeon following behind you. Around you, students bustle around, lounging between classes, hand-in-hand with their lovers, trying to run from a one-night-stand without being seen. You smile as a girl runs from bush to bush, trying to fix her mousy hair and hide the fact that she's still wearing the dress you saw her in at the party last night. In fact, you remember taking off that dress. You wonder how she ended up at someone else's dorm.

Soyeon hardly notices anything, running a little ahead of you and jumping into a much-too energetic cartwheel.

"Who'd you end up going home with last night?" you ask her, jogging a little to catch up.

"Some guy. Chi . . . Ji-something? . . . no . . . Sung? . . . Jisung? I think that's what his name was."

You nod. "Was he nice?"

"He was cool," Soyeon says. "I've seen him and his friend a few times at the rap shows. Sometimes one of them gets up and does a little freestyle. He's pretty good. He's part of a street racing group though, did you know?"

"Street racing?"

"Come on, don't tell me they don't have street racing in America."

"No, they do, it's just like not something that happens a lot. And most American street racers don't go to prestigious universities, either."

"Haughty haughty." Soyeon wiggles her eyebrows at you, nudging you gently. "Most stoners don't go to prestigious universities either. And here we are, strolling into a fucking psych lecture in a prestigious university."

You take your seats beside each other, waiting for the lecture to begin.

"You should come with me. Jisung asked if I wanted to come see a race tonight. He said I could get a backseat pass and everything." She winks at you, and you shake your head knowingly. "Seriously though. It could be fun! Maybe you'll find your new calling."

You roll your eyes. "I'd rather not," you say.

So, how exactly did you end up here, fourteen hours later, sitting in a crowded back-alley dotted with girls showing too much skin and guys showing off their fancy multi-colored cars.

"This doesn't seem like a street race," you tell Soyeon, fixing your dress. It's practically vanta black and too short, but Soyeon said it complimented your figure and you didn't want to fight with her.

"That's cause none of the big leagues have shown up yet. These are all just bozos who get off on girls in small tops."

"You do realize that you're a girl in a small top, right?" You glance over at Soyeon, who is dressed in a flattering bikini top and jean skirt, showing off her delicate body.

Soyeon turns around and wiggles her ass at you. "Damn right I am." She stands back up, ignoring the whistling and claps that erupt around us at her little display, and leads me over into a semi-vacant corner of the lot. "Look, they're starting to show up. I'll give you a rundown of the big groups, yeah?"

You nod, looking around.

"See them, over there? The four girls? That's Blackpink. Their racers are Lisa and Jisoo - some of the best girls in the league." She points off at a group of four girls, standing beside two cars - one black and one pink.

"Them? Ateez. Hongjoong is in charge of them, I think, but he doesn't race." She continues rattling off names that don't mean anything to you - Itzy, Seventeen, Le Sserafim, P1Harmony, and a few others. Finally, she pauses. "Look, there's Jisung. He's with Stray Kids."

"Stray Kids?"

"Mhm. They're at the top right now. Four racers, four mechanics, but they practically all do everything. Look, those four are the racers. They have names, I'm sure, but everyone calls them by their racer names. J.One - that's Jisung - and Spear.B and I.N. And that's CB97. Jisung, Changbin, Jeongin, and Chan."

"Chan is cute."

She looks over. "You think so?"

You nod, watching him. His hair was short-ish and hung in dark curls that framed his face nicely. He had a piercing on his nose, and wore a fitted black shirt and jeans that looked way too big for him. Even so, it was clear he was ripped, and held himself with confidence, even amongst the rest of his team.

"You and every other girl here," Soyeon says. "He graduated from the school we're going to last year."

You nod again, hardly able to form words as you watch his graceful movements. You barely pay attention as Soyeon spouts off the rest of the members, then drags you over to say hi to Jisung, who grins and kisses her on the cheek as the two of you come up to them.

"Who's this?" he asks, turning to you.

"Y/N," you say, bowing slightly.

He laughs. "None of that, let's be informal. No one here gives a fuck. Soyeon, can you come help me with something?"

Soyeon nods, giggling and blowing you a kiss as Jisung whisks her away.

"Great," you say quietly to yourself. "Alone."

"Not alone," says a deep voice behind you. You turn, finding yourself face to face with none other than CB97 - Chan.

"Oh, no?" you ask. "I look pretty alone to me."

He shakes his head, leaning against the car. "I'm here, aren't I?"

You nod, trying to hold back your urge to scream and kick your feet like a little kid. "I suppose so."

"American?"

You sigh. "Mhm."

"We can speak English then, love." You look up quickly as the boy switches from Korean to English, what sounds like an Australian accent layered thick over his pretty voice.

"Oh, okay."

"Ever been to one of these before? Races, I mean."

You shake your head. "First time. My, uh, my friend dragged me out here actually. She's with Jisung, I guess? They went to go work on something together."

Chan shakes his head. "Of course they are. Soyeon is your friend? She's trouble."

You nod. "Tell me about it."

"I'm Chan, by the way. Bang Chan. Everybody around here calls me CB97 though."

"Do you want me to call you that?" you ask, looking up at him.

"You can call me Chan, pretty girl. Now, do you have a name? Or should I just keep calling you pretty girl?"

"Pretty girl works for me." You smile. "My name's Y/N though."

"Y/N." He mutters the name over and over, as if turning it over like a coin in his mind. "Cute."

"Thanks."

"Chan!" You both look up at a redheaded boy who called his name, waving him over to a deep purple car.

"That's my queue." Chan winks at you. "Here, um, can I have your number?"

"I, yeah, do you have any paper or something to write it on?"

"CHAN."

"I'm fucking coming, Minho." Chan presses his hand to his temple, eyes closed. He turns back to you. "Let me grab my phone, it's just in my car-"

"Ten, nine, eight . . ."

"You know what? Fuck." Chan practically manhandles you over to his car, opening the backseat and basically tossing you in before getting in the driver's seat.

"What the fuck?" you snap, sitting up as the door is closed behind you.

"Hang on," Chan says softly, and you watch his eyes flit around the dash, searching for problems with his car. He drives slowly up to a white line in the road, lining up with three other cars. You don't recognize either of the drivers on the other sides of Chan. "Come up front," Chan says quickly, patting the passenger seat. "Quick."

You do as he says, climbing up to the passenger seat of the car and buckling your seatbelt quick.

"I hope you don't get motion sickness." He tries to joke, glancing over at you. You glare at him. "Look, I'm sorry. I really didn't want to lose you in the crowd or anything and I couldn't find my phone and I didn't have enough time, so I just- I don't know. I just brought you in here with me. I'm sorry."

You sigh. "I can't even pretend like I'm upset. You're really fucking hot. You know what they always say: n'ouble pas de vivre."

"What is that, French?"

"'Don't forget to live.' Yeah, it is."

"I've never heard that before."

"It's basically like saying 'fuck it' to the world."

"Maybe I like that saying. Look, if you wanna get out-"

You look over at him. "Hell no. I have too much social anxiety to walk off the track like that."

Chan cracks a smile. "Then buckle up, sweetheart."

"I'm buckled."

He reaches over, and you find your heart pounding in your chest as he tugs on your seatbelt, making sure it's tight. "I'm not stopping once we start," he says. "This race is important."

"I wouldn't expect you to." You flash him a smile. "Relax. It's cool."

"You say that now," he says, cracking his neck in a jerky movement.

You roll your eyes, slumping back in your chair. In front of you, a tanned woman wearing hardly a bikini steps out in front of the cars, holding a red flag in each hand. She raises the flags, and Chan tightens his grip on the steering wheel.

The woman raises both flags. You hardly see her drop them before Chan's foot is all the way down on the gas, propelling the car forward. You let out an involuntary yell, and you catch Chan grinning out of the corner of your eye.

The race is over as soon as it had begun. Chan won - not surprising, considering the reckless way he drove - and looked over to smile at you as you pulled back into the lot. "Enjoy it?"

"I'm never ever getting in a car with you again."

He snorts a laugh. "I liked the part when you were screaming."

"What, the entire time?"

"Something like that."

"Don't you have to go greet your adoring fans?" you ask, only half joking.

"I'd much rather sit in here and talk to you."

You pretend to run your fingers through your hair to hide the smile that flits across your face.

"Do you live anywhere around here?" he asks.

You shake your head. "Other side of the city."

Chan presses his lips together. "It's getting pretty late . . . my apartment is close by. If you wanted to, you could stay there for the night. I have a feeling your friend will end up there too."

"You share an apartment with Jisung?"

He nods. "Jisung, Hyunjin, and Changbin. Loud fucking group."

You smile. "That sounds nice. You're not gonna like, kidnap me and eat my kidneys are you?"

"If I wanted to kidnap you, I'd have already had plenty of opportunities for it. As for eating your kidneys, I can't promise anything." Chan looks over at you with an expression that sets your heart pounding in your chest.

"Stop looking at me like that."

"Like what?"

"Like that, you freak."

The name calling is playful, but Chan pretends to be offended, opening his mouth in feign shock. He moves to say something, but he's interrupted as a pretty boy with longer hair knocks hard on his window, making a disgruntled face and pointing for Chan to unlock the door.

"Hey, Jinnie. This is Y/N, have you met her yet?"

The man shakes his head, then bows a little at me. "I'm Hyunjin."

"Nice to meet you." You smile at Chan's roommate.

"She's coming back with us tonight," Chan tells Hyunjin. "Her apartment is across town, so I figured that would be fine."

"Sure, like Jisung and Soyeon won't be loud enough as it is."

"We're not going to fuck, asshat." Chan pulls Hyunjin's beanie off his head, getting out of the car to dance around him playfully. You get out too, laughing at their antics.

"You have any more races?" Hyunjin asks as he snatches his beanie back.

"Not tonight. Do the others?"

Hyunjin shakes his head. "I'm gonna head back now. Let the others know."

Chan nods. "We'll be there soon."

For the remainder of the evening, Chan's arm is locked around your waist, keeping you close to him, as though you getting in the car with him was some sort of unspoken oath that you would be by his side the rest of the night. He takes you around to meet the other members of his crew, then a few others. You recognize a few from Ateez, who Stray Kids seem to be particularly close with. Finally, Chan announces that the two of you are leaving. Minho and Felix are quick to catch up to Chan and you, asking if they could catch rides with Chan.

As you approach his car, you move to get in the backseat, expecting one of the other boys to take their position next to Chan. You jump a little as Chan grabs your wrist, opening the passenger door for you.

"Well I'll be damned," Felix says, grinning at the display, "Channie's whipped for you, Y/N, you should be proud."

Minho grunts in agreement from the other side of the car. Chan rolls his eyes at both of them, helping you in the car then going over to his side and getting in.

The ride back to their apartment is talkative, with Minho and Felix telling you embarrassing stories about Chan and cracking jokes from the backseat, with Chan occasionally chiming in to make fun of them too. He keeps looking over at you, like he's checking if you're safe, even though you're no longer doing eighty on a city road.

You finally pull up to a nice-looking apartment building, and everyone gets out. You follow the three boys to the seventeenth floor, to apartments 17A and 17E, which are each across the hall from each other. Chan bids goodnight to Minho and Felix, who enter 17E, and unlocks the door to 17A, smiling at you. "Tired?"

"Not particularly, why?"

"'Cause I can smell the weed that Hyunjin got out."

The rest of the night is a blur, filled with smoking and weird pastries that Changbin practically pulled out of his ass and really good music that, apparently, Chan likes to make.

The next morning, you wake up in Chan's bed with a raging headache and only half dressed. Chan is sitting on the floor, reading a book. You mumble something inaudible, and he turns to look up at you.

"Morning," he says, smiling as he shuts the book and moves to sit next to you on the bed. "How do you feel?"

You groan, mashing your head into the pillow.

"Yeah, I figured as much. Here, take some Tylenol." You don't even look at the pill and cup of water Chan hands you as you down it.

He runs a hand through your hair, looking down at you. "Take your time, pretty girl. I'm in no rush, and I have a feeling you aren't either."

"Thank you," you say, reaching up to gently trace patterns on his wrist.

"You know, it's funny."

"What is?"

"We met each other last night."

You open your eyes. "What?"

"It seems like we've known each other forever, don't you think?"

You blink, sitting up a little. "Yeah, it does, honestly."

He smiles. "I guess that's good, right?"

You nod, looking around. "Is this your room?" There's posters of bands and cars on the wall, a collection of CDs and vinyls littering his half-open closet, and a rack of clothes waiting to be folded.

He nods. "Sorry, it's kind of messy."

You shake your head. "It's homey. I love it."

"You do?"

"Mhm."

"You could come over a lot more, you know. I like having you here. It was nice sleeping next to someone for a change."

You look up at him, eyes widening.

"What, you didn't expect me to sleep on the floor, did you? Not even for you, pretty girl."

"Stop calling me that, it doesn't apply in this situation."

"Yes it does." Chan rolls his eyes, touching your face tentatively. "You're absolutely gorgeous. Even with your makeup everywhere." He laughs softly, running a thumb under your eye to collect the bits of mascara that came off while you were sleeping.

"Thanks," you mumble.

"Come on, I'll help you up. Hyunjin made waffles for everyone."

You let Chan lead you into the main section of the apartment, where Changbin, Hyunjin, Jisung, and Soyeon are all sitting around a table, looking out the window over Seoul.

"Morning," Chan says, making his way to the kitchen part of the room.

A round of "morning"s chorus from the other side of the room.

"I'll get you some, go sit," Chan tells you as you join him in the kitchen. You do as he says, moving over to the couch to sit next to Soyeon, who's wearing a sweatshirt you've never seen before.

"Where's that from?" you ask. "It's cute."

"It's mine," Jisung says, smiling. "I'm glad you like it."

Soyeon nods. "How was it with Chan last night?"

"I have no idea," you tell her. "I have no memory of last night past taking the blunt from you."

She grins. "He was pretty adamant about you guys not having sex."

"I don't think we did, actually. I was fully clothed when I woke up."

"That's a good sign," she says, nodding solemnly. "I wasn't, so . . ."

You push her playfully, laughing.

Chan finally joins you all on the couch, grinning as he hands you a plate of waffles. As you move to take a bite, you're surprised by the sound of the doorbell. Hyunjin jumps up to get it.

"Chan!" he calls from the front of the apartment. He darts back into the living room. "It's your mom!"

Chan blinked once, then twice. "My mom?"

"Dude, she's right outside!"

"Fuck!" Chan says. "Y/N, I'm about to ask you something that you might not want to do, and you totally don't have to. My mom texted me last night to ask where I was and I told her I was out with my girlfriend. Is there any way you could, maybe, like, pretend to be dating me?"

You stare at him. Is this not something out of those romance books you read when you were younger? And Chan, the super mega hot street racer wanted this?

"Yeah, of course," you say.

"Okay." Chan breaks into a smile, and you hear Hyunjin let his mom in.

Everyone stands up, moving towards the door as a short, pretty woman enters. Chan steps forward, pulling her into a tight hug. "Mom! Why'd you come up, I thought you were gone visiting Hannah?"

"His sister," Changbin mouths to you, and you nod.

"I thought I'd take a layover in Seoul on my way to LA," the woman says, smiling.

"How long are you here for?"

"Two days. Now! Enough about me! Where's that pretty girlfriend you were telling me about?"

Chan laughs, nodding. He turns and takes your hand, pulling you forward next to him. He wraps his arm around your waist, kissing your forehead. "This is Y/N, Mom."

Chan's mom takes your hands in hers and smiles at you. "You're gorgeous, darling, I can see what Chan has been saying about you."

You look over at him for a split-second, then back at his mother. "Thank you so much." You smile.

She pats your face, then looks up at Chan. "And you dilly-dallied with that Libby for so long. I can't believe this beautiful woman wants to be with you."

"Mommmm," Chan says, groaning.

"Alright, alright. I just wanted to drop by. Would you all like to come out with me for dinner tonight?" his mom asks. "You can ask the other boys too, I know you eight don't like to go places without each other. And Y/N, you're welcome to come as well. And um, you dear." She smiled and bowed a little at Soyeon, who blushed and bowed back.

"We'd love to, Mrs. Bahng," Jisung says.

Everyone shares a few more goodbyes before Mrs. Bahng exits, leaving the six of you.

Chan turns to you immediately. "You're my literal savior, thank you so much. I mean, seriously."

"You should give her some better thanks than that," Jisung says. "Y/N just saved your ass."

Chan looks down at you. "I'm sure we'll work something out."

You can't help but feel an explosion of butterflies in your abdomen. Chan's gaze is fairly seductive as he watches you, eyelashes fluttering. You look back up at him, lips curling into a smile.

Barely an hour later, Chan and you are sitting on the porch of the apartment together, smoking a blunt that Jisung pulled out of his sock drawer.

"You know," Chan says. "I could give you a better thanks." He looks over at you.

You're not sure if it's the marijuana filtering through your body, or if he actually is, but you swear you've never seen a hotter man in your life.

"Oh yeah?" you ask. "What did you have in mind?"

He looks over at you pointedly, as if letting you know with his eyes.

"What?" you ask.

"I could eat you out," he tells you.

You cough, a puff of smoke leaving your lips. "You could what?"

"That's what Jisung told me to do. I'm just following what he said. But I like you. You're pretty. Actually, you're super gorgeous. You might actually be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I definitely wouldn't mind eating you out. Or just kissing you. Or just touching your lips wouldn't be that bad either . . ."

You tilt your head, smiling as he rambles on.

Finally he pauses. "You're really pretty."

"You're pretty fucking hot yourself," you tell him, passing the blunt.

"You think so?"

"Have you seen yourself?"

He laughs. "I'm glad you think so, Y/N. You don't have to make up your mind about it anytime soon, just, like, let me know, you know? It's the least I can do."

"Actually, I have an idea," you say.

Chan looks up. "Yeah?"

"I've never had sex," you say bluntly. Then you pause. "With a guy, at least. And I'm not good at kissing anyways. Here's my proposal. I'll keep pretending to be your girlfriend for as long as it takes, but you have to teach me all this stuff. How to like, give blowjobs and such."

"You've never given a blowie before?" He looks up in surprise. "With your pretty lips?"

If this were any other man, you would've found that comment horrendous. But this was Christopher Bahng, so you were perfectly okay with it.

"Sure," he says at last. "That sounds like a fair deal. N'ouble pas de vivre. When should we begin?"

You shrug. "Whenever, I guess."

"Well, it's only fair you get something today, cause you directly helped me today," Chan says.

You giggle, starting to stand. "You want me to suck you off, Channie?"

He shakes his head, standing from his chair and pushing you back into yours. One hand presses your lower abdomen, pinning you in place while the other pushes your legs apart, spreading them as he gets on his knees in front of you. "I don't want that to be how we start. I wanna taste your pretty pussy."

You blush, not used to the foul language he's speaking, but writhe anyways as he rakes one hand up your thigh, gently tugging on the hem of your shorts. "Hips up."

You do as he says, lifting your hips for him to let him slide both your panties and shorts off. "The others-" you start to say, but Chan stops you.

"I've caught them in much more compromising positions," he says. "This is nothing, babygirl."

Babygirl. You're once again reminded of your new life motto: if this was anyone other than this man saying these things, you would absolutely die. But, because it's Christopher Bahng, you'll let it slide.

"It's not?"

He shakes his head. "Just relax, okay? Let me do it all, yeah?"

You nod slowly, letting him push your legs apart, leaving you bare to him - and anyone unfortunate enough to be on the roof of the building over. You hardly cared, however, because he looked up at you with a smug grin on his face, face slowly moving toward your cunt.

"Chan," you say softly. You're not sure what you're trying to say to him by saying his name, but he just shakes his head and delves between your legs.

You moan softly as his tongue flicks against your clit, and you feel one of his fingers running up your thigh, all the way to tease your clenching hole.

You moan a little louder as he kisses your pussy, running his tongue between your folds and all around, slowly letting a finger slip inside you. Before you know it, there are two inside you, gently massaging your g-spot, which he seemed to have no trouble finding.

There's a new sort of tension in your stomach, building up as he continues his ministrations. You feel his nose brush against your clit, pressing harder against it as he licks around your hole, working around his fingers. Without warning, you're cumming hard, shaking and moving to close your legs around his head. "Oh, baby," you hear him say, his voice teasing. "That felt good?"

Chan pries your thighs back open, fingering you through your orgasm as he watches your face in awe.

You slump in your chair as you come down from your high, and Chan smiles, standing. He helps you back into your panties and shorts, then sits you back down, smiling. "You look beautiful when you cum. I mean you look beautiful always, but like, particularly when you cum."

You blush, not expecting such a blunt compliment.

He continues on, much to your dismay. "You just looked so . . . fucked out, I guess. Like you were fucking ascending or something. You looked gorgeous."

"I'm glad you think so," you giggle a little. "Um, thank you for that."

"Anytime." Chan grins. "Literally, anytime."

You smile. "I'll let you know next time."

Chan nods. "So, um, I have a race tonight. Do you wanna come with me? I think the boys might stay back, and it's nice when someone rides shotgun."

"Sure," you say. "It was fun last time."

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That night, you find yourself standing in front of the mirror in Chan's room, with Soyeon sitting on the bed behind you. Chan is in the shower, playing some odd assortment of music, and you're trying to figure out what to wear to his race.

"When it comes to these things," Soyeon is explaining to you, "the sluttier, the better."

"Do I really wanna dress like a slut though?"

"Yes. Always."

You turn and look at what she's holding out to you. You unfold the first item - a low-rise jean skirt. "My whole ass is gonna be hanging out, Soyeon."

She shrugs. "I like your ass. Chan obviously likes your ass. You have a great ass. Let it free, mama."

"For the top?" you ask, rolling your eyes.

Soyeon chucks something at you.

"This is barely a top."

"Let your titties free!" Soyeon crows.

You giggle. "How much have you smoked so far tonight?"

She shrugs. "I lost count at six hits. Wanna make out?"

Chan walks out of the bathroom just as she says this. He pauses, looking at you, then at Soyeon. "Don't let me stop you, ladies." You hardly pay attention to what he says though, because Chan is shirtless. He has a towel draped around his waist, his dark hair is wet and curly and shaggy on his head, and his torso, good god. His torso is muscular and defined, with a full six pack, monstrous pecs, and muscular arms.

Soyeon stands, holding out the skirt and top to Chan. "Don't you think Y/N should wear something like this tonight?"

Chan tongues his cheek, examining the clothes. "I think Y/N should wear whatever she wants to wear. But, I think you'd look fucking hot in these."

"Seeeeeee, sweetie? I've got your back. Go put these on."

When you emerge from the bathroom after your changing, you feel like a different woman. Soyeon was definitely right about her outfit choice for you. A nice pair of heels, a low-rise jean skirt, a black halter top that hardly covers your tits. She ended up throwing a thong into the bathroom too at some point, which you now have pulled up past your skirt, hooking over your hips to show it off a little.

"You look hot," Soyeon says, a puff of smoke curling from her mouth as she speaks. Chan is waiting at the mirror, staring at you.

"You look pretty." He clears his throat. "Not pretty. Like, drop dead mega hot."

"Slutty, cunty, I love it!" Soyeon squeals and jumps up, grabbing your hands and pulling you in a circle.

"It's okay?" you ask.

They both nod aggressively.

"Come on, let's go ask the other boys how they like it."

You're surprised at how comfortable you are already in the apartment with the boys. Jisung and Hyunjin are watching TV on the couch, and you gladly give them a little spin to show off your outfit. Changbin is in his room, lifting weights, and he whistles at you, telling you how much cunt you're serving.

As you and Soyeon exit Changbin's room, Chan catches you in the hallway, arm looping around your bare waist. "I have something for you, if you want it."

You tilt your head, looking up at him as Soyeon continues back into the living room, leaving the two of you alone in the darkened hallway. "Oh?"

He presents a long golden chain from his pocket. "It's a belly chain. I thought it might suit the outfit tonight. And also, Soyeon told me you wouldn't wear it unless I gave it to you. So . . ."

You roll your eyes. "I would have worn it. It's pretty though. How . . . how do you put it on?"

"Turn around," he says. You do as he says, and you feel him loop the chain around your waist, clasping it at the back. "I like it," he says, pressing a kiss to your cheek. "You really didn't have to dress up or whatever for tonight, but you look beautiful."

"Thank you," you say. "I figured Soyeon was right. I should try and fit in with the crowd there."

"Are you ready to go?"

You nod. "Ready when you are, racer boy."

PART TWO COMING SOON!!

this might end up becoming a series so lmk how you guys like it!!

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To explain The Goblin Problem and not go on a tag rant on someone else's reblog, I will explain it in the nutshell.

The Goblin Problem is when a story establishes a group of creatures to serve as recurrent antagonists (not necessarily all one species; in a lot of rpg games this can broadly apply to "monsters") THAT:

Are never negotiable, or the negotiable parties among them are Token Heroic Orcs- that is to say, they are seen as objectors or 'good' versions who have absolutely no connections to, and hold no objections toward you attacking, the rest of their brethren, who they have forsaken as the price to be paid for being good.

Have obvious unique technology; they may attack you with weapons found nowhere else in the game, demonstrate the ability to speak, have their own obvious language, tame a creature that nobody else tames so that it's thus impossible that they are stealing already-tamed specimens from someone else

Are characterized primarily or exclusively as raiders who attack others, with the justification this means they are inferior creatures parasitically dependent on Good, Civilized Settings, e.g. they cannot possibly be sustainably hunting, gathering, or practicing either nomadic or settled agriculture.

Are often defined as having no choice to be evil or are created by a greater evil to serve as thralls, and yet, will not under any circumstances be regarded as indoctrinated victims, or if that is mentioned, there will nonetheless be an overarching lack of narrative concern as to where or how the survivors should live after the greater evil is taken care of, or if effort should be made to challenge the indoctrination and give them the ability to choose their lives.

What this ultimately creates is that they are unambiguously people, who obviously check all the marks of sapience, who are quite possibly wearing clothes, but the goblin or orc exists as a stopgap. You want your fantasy hero to get into a swordfight but you don't want him to kill another human being. So you invent something that wields a sword but is in some way "not a person", which is senseless. Unless you want the nature of this swordfight to be that a chimpanzee picked up a knife, at which point they are not going to use reliable sword techniques.

#writing ruminations #the goblin problem #way too many fantasy stories take basically racist myths and then go 'well but it's different if this is Literally True'#'and applies to a species I made up that's also ugly by white western able-bodied standards'#and the underpinning motivation is you need a conflict token to move against your protagonists #and you don't want to suggest they're butchering animals- even scary ones- or hurting People #so you invent fake-animal-people whose job is only to be mean and have no apparent role in an ecosystem #and it's. I don't know how to tell you that's bad chief #even in a black-and-white good guys vs. bad guys clean cut narrative you should REALLY not split morality along race or species lines #hell in an extremely straightforward good vs. evil narrative you kinda gotta think about that MORE

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