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clockwork-reveries · 24 days
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I never discuss their relationship, so have this fun little guide!
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hofudlaus · 2 years
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White tie chat
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doodlboy · 1 year
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Wishing all a very happy trans divinity moment
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deus-ex-mona · 1 year
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n. nAGISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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strawberri-draws · 2 years
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Argyle <3
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arithmonym · 19 days
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the three-hour drive to the robotics competition was EXACTLY enough time to get my classmate hooked on gideon the ninth. we finished act 1 of the audiobook, babyyy 😎
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ribchillz · 1 year
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te empujo y te piso y te TIRO LIRO LIRO
te humillo y te orino y te TIRO LIRO LA
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if I had a nickel for every time a staff member at greendale community college accidentally confessed to first degree murder in an emotional outburst about something related to their reasoning for committing said crime, I’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
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stealingyourbones · 5 months
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Offers up a collection of leg bones *NOT* taken from Bill.
Danny runs away from home after the GIW exposes his identity to the entire town, and he flees all the way to New Jersey or, more specifically, Gotham City.
A worn-out and desperate Danny ends up taking a job offer for goon work, an offer that results in Danny meeting his future criminal mentor; Bill the Henchman.
I need this more than I need air aslkjfdn
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candy-jail · 5 months
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☀️Project Hail Mary ☀️
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localgremlinboy · 5 months
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I have been sitting on these for a long time because I wanted to have some more varried stuff but I haven't had time to write anything! So here's what I've got! Honestly these are some of my favorites
[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6]
- Whenever he's kicked out of an area or event, Oswald proceeds to start shoving anything not taped down into his pockets. He doesn't need the stuff, he just likes to be petty and ruin it for everyone else
- Bane has done a series of infomercials for various products & services that only air on late night product channels. Alfred is the only batfamily member who knows, he was doing laundry late one night and nearly lost it
- Mr Freeze writes restaurants/companies when they wrong him. Like nice formal letters, signing them and everything
- The Joker has an imdb page. Actually a lot of the villains do but like the Joker has one he updates with fun facts. Who says they're accurate but they sure are fun
- Riddler freaking hates puppets. Their soulless eyes say it all. He refuses to or "work" with puppets. That being said, Scarecrow has chased him around with Scarface once or twice "for science"
- Scarecrow has and still does write letters of recommendation for his ex students. He freaking still has Gotham University letterhead paper and everything. Honestly some of his students have gotten the job from his letter alone (maybe it's out of fear but like it's still a win), and they 100% send Jonathan thank you gifts in Arkham. He's got one of those dorky teacher scrapbooks where he keeps the thank you letters. One of his students even crocheted him a little plush scarecrow. It's like, they don't love his crimes but you know that was ol kooky professor Crane for ya
- Harvey kind of has a soft spot for sitcoms, he used to watch them with his mom growing up. One of their favorites, ironically, was night court
- Bane has a famous chili recipe and he makes one batch a year. It's fucking delicious! He makes an edition with meat and a vegetarian version too. Of course consults Ivy for home grown excellent quality vegetables and she gets first dibs in return
- the Joker has not one but TWO released albums. One is essentially a mash up of all the serenades he's made Batman listen to over the years and the other one is called "The Holidays with the Joker: Christmas selects edition"
- Scarecrow's car is a mess. He's got a work truck of course but his main car is like a wood panel sedan that he's been driving since he was a professor and refuses to get a new one. It's a fucking mess, he has like clothes, papers, garbage all over the place. He still has term papers he forgot to grade under the seats. Riddler HATES his car, with a passion
- Riddler has gone through the pain and suffering to teach all the rogues how to use discord, he had once hoped it would make their crimes more efficient. They have a group chat but it's mostly suffering on his end as all chaos ensues
- Scarecrow owns a Halloween train village he has set up in one of his lairs. It plays instrumental versions of Halloween songs as it goes around the track
- Joker will push open cups off of tables because he can. He's got the chaotic energy of a cat awake at 3 am
- Riddler and Scarecrow's friendship starts like super formal and co worker like but after like a year and a half, evolves into a weird symbiosis. Jonathan points at random ass objects or books and goes "you" when he's with Edward. Eddie has a habit of fixing or picking debris of Jonathan, usually when they're crimeing. Also one time, they were both startled so bad by Batman that Scarecrow jumped into riddler's arms like Scooby & shaggy, except they both held onto each other for a second before toppling over. Robin then unmasked them like scooby doo
- Harley & Ivy are frequent Panera customers and often get pick up orders there under "codenames" given by Harley. All the workers know who "Plantmamma" and "the quinnanator" are but like they tip great and everyone should get to enjoy soup
- Bane has one CD in his car, it's a 2010 greatest hits CD that someone accidentally left in there. Who you ask? He has no idea
- Harley has a getaway playlist preloaded in her phone for car chases
- Riddler and Scarecrow watch reality tv/game shows together. They binged all of survivor and the amazing race in a year. It was a joke at first but they both got really into the shows. They have both applied to be on amazing race together and unfortunately haven't been called back
- Joker still uses cassettes (and vinyls probably) except he mixes them himself and labels them all stupid titles like "Birthday bash #9", "Baty's mix", "what's the deal with airplane food?", "etc". But he also has a tape recorder and makes notes to himself and labels those ones too, so he gets his personal notes mixed up with his music jams all the time. He goes to put on some epic clown music and instead it's a twenty minute recording he made of himself eating fruit loops
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borzoilover69 · 1 year
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shoutout to the dirkjake vrisrezi nightmare blunt rotation
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the-racer · 28 days
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he didn't think anyone would be using the music room. but there is somd kid just wailing on the drums, completely oblivious to the world around him. he's almost violent with it.
he's waiting for the other guy to be done when he hears the loudest, most obnoxious cursing ever. he climbs to his feet and looks in. "what did ya do?" he asks.
"nothing, fuck off!" the other guy bites back. race ignores him and walks over anyway.
"break your drumstick?"
"no, fuck off!" he repeats, looking up. he's pretty, race thinks. his freckles. even the bruise around his eye is pretty.
"let me see. i'll clean it for you."
"what the- i told you to fuck off already!"
"and i didn't listen. you just split your hand open. let me see. or i can go get the school nurse?" race smiles triumphantly as the other guy holds out his hand. "you literally have wood splinters in your hand."
"i broke a fucking drumstick, of course i got wood in my hand!" he bites his lip to keep from making a terrible joke. "gonna get it out?" race nods, still suppressing a laugh.
"if i had tweezers or something, for sure." the guy sighs. "gimme a couple second, i think there's a first aid kit in the back." he finds the kit and comes back to the guy. he sits on the floor by the drummer guy's seat. he's gotta find out his name. "i'm race, by the way." after a moment of silence, he gets a response.
"spot." race nods.
"get that from all the freckles?"
"no. the bruises." that's much sadder. race pulls the small splinters out of spot's hand, smiling when he doesn't flinch even slightly.
"i gotta clean it now. if it hurts, no, it doesn't." he's quiet as he cleans spot's hand and then bandages it. he can feel spot staring at him, checking him out, eyes landing on his lips for a very long time. "good?" he asks as he finishes wrapping his hand. spot flexes his hand.
"fine." race looks up at him, still seated on the ground. "so, um, where's race from?"
"i'm fast," he replies, smiling a little. spot nods back, still flexing his hand. he has his other drumstick in his other hand, twirling it around his fingers.
"and where'd you learn this?" he raises his bandaged hand.
"i get in fights a lot and i learned pretty quick how to fix myself up." he runs a hand through his hair, pushing his curls back from his face. he doesn't miss spot's eyes tracking every move he makes.
"yeah, i get into fights too. that's where all the bruises and cuts come from."
"bruises are hot though," race tells him, pointedly looking at the bruise around his eye. he grins slightly as spot flushes. he's pretty when he blushes.
"are they?"
"i think so." spot nods and looks down, away from him. he feels a little proud of himself. spot is clearly a tough guy and he's proud he can make spot blush like that. "especially on you." he shuffles closer. he wants to kiss him so bad. spot looks back, finding race sitting practically right in front of him. spot leans in closer, their faces only a few inches apart.
"are you going to..."
"can i?" he asks, leaning forward too, so they're speaking into each other's lips.
"yeah."
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nizaen · 5 months
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owah cool skin fortnite
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novelconcepts · 2 months
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a cool thing to recognize when you get hung up on perfectionism in art: you don't have to show what you make to anyone. if the story is nonsense. if the drawing looks like trash. if you fuck up too many stitches, if you get all the colors wrong, if you finish the piece and truly do hate it--no one ever needs to know. it can go into a trunk or a drawer. it doesn't have to ever be seen.
but if you don't make it first, you won't know if it's worth sharing. if you don't make it, you don't get to decide how you feel about the finished product.
make the art. what do you really have to lose?
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